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The Fab rules for a Single Bloke
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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1. Put as many cock shots as you can on your pofile. 15 shots of your Johnson in various positions will get them going.
2. When sending a fake picture make sure it is not Johnny Depp.
3. Use a sky remote or lynx can to show the size of your member. The Lynx effect really works.
4. If you do not get a reply from your first message. Send her another 6 to be sure. She will appreciate the chain mail.
5. Always have a fake girlfriend available for couples.
6. Women love magicians so when you finally get that meet. Dissapear without a trace.
This should help you guys.  |
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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago
where the road goes on forever |
"Just play it cool , women will come to you
It's ok being cool Bill, but I think women prefer hot men  "
ah, i see , thats why, no meets, or i'm a middle -aged american man on a pre-domintaly british site  |
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"Just play it cool , women will come to you
It's ok being cool Bill, but I think women prefer hot men ah, i see , thats why, no meets, or i'm a middle -aged american man on a pre-domintaly british site "
Either that or you say that you don't wanna meet  |
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"1. Put as many cock shots as you can on your pofile. 15 shots of your Johnson in various positions will get them going.
2. When sending a fake picture make sure it is not Johnny Depp.
3. Use a sky remote or lynx can to show the size of your member. The Lynx effect really works.
4. If you do not get a reply from your first message. Send her another 6 to be sure. She will appreciate the chain mail.
5. Always have a fake girlfriend available for couples.
6. Women love magicians so when you finally get that meet. Dissapear without a trace.
This should help you guys. "
This made me laugh!!
I don't know how many times I've actually seen all these for myself |
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"Just play it cool , women will come to you
It's ok being cool Bill, but I think women prefer hot men ah, i see , thats why, no meets, or i'm a middle -aged american man on a pre-domintaly british site i love you ..id import you if i could xx  ah shucks, make me blush, have to export myself , love you too"
Oi fuck of Bill, I saw you first no matter how sexy Suzy is
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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago
where the road goes on forever |
"Just play it cool , women will come to you
It's ok being cool Bill, but I think women prefer hot men ah, i see , thats why, no meets, or i'm a middle -aged american man on a pre-domintaly british site i love you ..id import you if i could xx ah shucks, make me blush, have to export myself , love you too
Oi fuck of Bill, I saw you first no matter how sexy Suzy is
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my lust belongs to another ace, can we just be friends |
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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago
where the road goes on forever |
"Just play it cool , women will come to you
It's ok being cool Bill, but I think women prefer hot men ah, i see , thats why, no meets, or i'm a middle -aged american man on a pre-domintaly british site i love you ..id import you if i could xx ah shucks, make me blush, have to export myself , love you too blushing in a man brings out the mischief in me xx hugs xx"
besides boosting my ego, causing a swelling ...... in my head ha-ha |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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"Just play it cool , women will come to you
It's ok being cool Bill, but I think women prefer hot men ah, i see , thats why, no meets, or i'm a middle -aged american man on a pre-domintaly british site i love you ..id import you if i could xx ah shucks, make me blush, have to export myself , love you too blushing in a man brings out the mischief in me xx hugs xx besides boosting my ego, causing a swelling ...... in my head ha-ha"
enjoy...you're worth it xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"4. If you do not get a reply from your first message. Send her another 6 to be sure. She will appreciate the chain mail."
Then if she's not interested be sure to tell her she's a cow, unattractive & probably has a variety of STDs. |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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"4. If you do not get a reply from your first message. Send her another 6 to be sure. She will appreciate the chain mail.
Then if she's not interested be sure to tell her she's a cow, unattractive & probably has a variety of STDs. "
or send her your kik address for when she comes to her senses |
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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago
where the road goes on forever |
"Just play it cool , women will come to you
It's ok being cool Bill, but I think women prefer hot men ah, i see , thats why, no meets, or i'm a middle -aged american man on a pre-domintaly british site i love you ..id import you if i could xx ah shucks, make me blush, have to export myself , love you too blushing in a man brings out the mischief in me xx hugs xx besides boosting my ego, causing a swelling ...... in my head ha-ha enjoy...you're worth it xx"
so when are you comimg over? |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"Just play it cool , women will come to you
It's ok being cool Bill, but I think women prefer hot men ah, i see , thats why, no meets, or i'm a middle -aged american man on a pre-domintaly british site i love you ..id import you if i could xx ah shucks, make me blush, have to export myself , love you too blushing in a man brings out the mischief in me xx hugs xx besides boosting my ego, causing a swelling ...... in my head ha-ha enjoy...you're worth it xx so when are you comimg over? "
fingers crossed ill be coming over july of next year to go to albuquerque and maybe some other places x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1. Put as many cock shots as you can on your pofile. 15 shots of your Johnson in various positions will get them going.
2. When sending a fake picture make sure it is not Johnny Depp.
3. Use a sky remote or lynx can to show the size of your member. The Lynx effect really works.
4. If you do not get a reply from your first message. Send her another 6 to be sure. She will appreciate the chain mail.
5. Always have a fake girlfriend available for couples.
6. Women love magicians so when you finally get that meet. Dissapear without a trace.
Well thanks for the advice Mr Handsome
This should help you guys. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just got a message askin if I would take 40 quid for a blowie....that always goes down pretty well!
What a pillock!"
That is way more polite than the things I called him! He asked after I told him I wasn't playing anymore too....arsemonkey! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just got a message askin if I would take 40 quid for a blowie....that always goes down pretty well!
for 40 quid a blowie i'd hope you do go down well "
I think he may have read my veris lmao |
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Well that could explain way I get blocked so much 
