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A question about Prosecco?!
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
I took my rubbish out a little earlier to the commercial bins. As I was swinging the bags up and in, my purse flew out of my hand (I was going to pop to the shop) and into the bin!
It's taken me twenty minutes to retrieve it. I was so worried that if I climbed in I'd be unable to get back out so I kind of climbed up it and balanced on the edge on my tummy but my arms were too short!
The smell was so bad it was making me wretch!
Eventually, I found a large stick and managed to fish it out.
I can't stop smelling bin now!
Will a bottle of Prosecco help?
Yours sincerely,
Traumatised of Birmingham |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Haha, I'm sorry that's quite funny!
But he prosecco will help, my advice get some sloe gin or BlackBerry vodka and mix the 2, makes for a lovely refreshing drink  |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Hmmm it's a very good question, alcohol kills germs, as the smell is likely from the bacteria acting on thewaste..
pour prosecco in bin and the bin should stop smelling ..
Thanks in advance
Your local bin men.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I took my rubbish out a little earlier to the commercial bins. As I was swinging the bags up and in, my purse flew out of my hand (I was going to pop to the shop) and into the bin!
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It's taken me twenty minutes to retrieve it. I was so worried that if I climbed in I'd be unable to get back out so I kind of climbed up it and balanced on the edge on my tummy but my arms were too short!
The smell was so bad it was making me wretch!
Eventually, I found a large stick and managed to fish it out.
I can't stop smelling bin now!
Will a bottle of Prosecco help?
Yours sincerely,
Traumatised of Birmingham "
One of life's golden rules is that Prosecco always helps. But only after 5-00 p.m. Luckily, like the song says, it's 5-o-clock somewhere |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dear Traumatised
First glass whilst you strip naked next to washing machine, second glass and rest of the bottle in the bath tub, then follow up with a second bottle if required   |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Hmmm it's a very good question, alcohol kills germs, as the smell is likely from the bacteria acting on thewaste..
pour prosecco in bin and the bin should stop smelling ..
Thanks in advance
Your local bin men.
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You're obviously insane!  |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
Slight issue! I'm too frightened to open the Prosecco. Someone usually does it for me.
I don't like the thought that the cork may pop and take my eye out or my hand off...potentially.
FML! |
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"Slight issue! I'm too frightened to open the Prosecco. Someone usually does it for me.
I don't like the thought that the cork may pop and take my eye out or my hand off...potentially.
FML! "
Advice..... Twist the bottle whilst holding cork et voila.... One opened bottle of medicine and both eyes intact. Now share |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I took my rubbish out a little earlier to the commercial bins. As I was swinging the bags up and in, my purse flew out of my hand (I was going to pop to the shop) and into the bin!
It's taken me twenty minutes to retrieve it. I was so worried that if I climbed in I'd be unable to get back out so I kind of climbed up it and balanced on the edge on my tummy but my arms were too short!
The smell was so bad it was making me wretch!
Eventually, I found a large stick and managed to fish it out.
I can't stop smelling bin now!
Will a bottle of Prosecco help?
Yours sincerely,
Traumatised of Birmingham "
Only if served by a naked butler |
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"Hmmm it's a very good question, alcohol kills germs, as the smell is likely from the bacteria acting on thewaste..
pour prosecco in bin and the bin should stop smelling ..
Thanks in advance
Your local bin men.
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You can't waste prosecco like that!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I took my rubbish out a little earlier to the commercial bins. As I was swinging the bags up and in, my purse flew out of my hand (I was going to pop to the shop) and into the bin!
It's taken me twenty minutes to retrieve it. I was so worried that if I climbed in I'd be unable to get back out so I kind of climbed up it and balanced on the edge on my tummy but my arms were too short!
The smell was so bad it was making me wretch!
Eventually, I found a large stick and managed to fish it out.
I can't stop smelling bin now!
Will a bottle of Prosecco help?
Yours sincerely,
Traumatised of Birmingham "
my advice is no. It's gonna take at least 2 bottles to get over that kind of trauma |
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"Ive got a prosecco rated problem. Im going to a party in half an hour. Ive drank a bottle of prosecco. Face is on but no lipstick how do i see to put it on"
. Just guess it diamond, you'll be fine, trust me Mrs blue eyes  |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Ive got a prosecco rated problem. Im going to a party in half an hour. Ive drank a bottle of prosecco. Face is on but no lipstick how do i see to put it on"
Soak it up with a nice BIG fat curry. Lol I can no longer fit into my dress. |
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but I'm really glad the bin smell has gone 