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"Except you of course you're lovely " I should bloody well hope so! | |||
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"not me, i'm a slag. " Good girl | |||
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"not me, i'm a slag. Good girl " wtf, no white knights in here... i'm off. | |||
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"Oh I know I was one of them, and I tend to excel " did your ex tell you that? | |||
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"Sooooooooo im sat watchin alien for the umpteath time what you all doing ya mingy dogs" Drinking wine & watching trash tv | |||
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"I'm more of a cunt than a bastard." Oi language!!!! | |||
"Oh I know I was one of them, and I tend to excel did your ex tell you that?" Haha oh la la you are on fire tonight | |||
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"And there was me thinking you were one of the nice ones - now should I delete you from my hotlist mmmmmmm x" Am i on your hot list?im honoured | |||
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"I'm more of a cunt than a bastard. Oi language!!!!" I've got one, therefore I can say it. | |||
"Just call me Clem Snow...." I'll call you exactly what I like thank you very much | |||
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"I'm perving the men of Fab " You'd never catch me doing that | |||
"I'm perving the men of Fab You'd never catch me doing that " Who are the biggest pervs men or women?hmmmm | |||
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"I'm perving the men of Fab You'd never catch me doing that " Liar liar your pants are on fire | |||
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"You are what you eat. And I'm a cunt. ~ Chubby Brown " Hes a twat anyway | |||
"You are what you eat. And I'm a cunt. ~ Chubby Brown" I don't remember eating a fucking legend? | |||
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"When the seagulls follow the trawler it's because they think sardines may be tossed overboard!" Are you Manchester United's new manager or was that Eric Cantona | |||
"Except you of course you're lovely " I'm a total BITCH. | |||
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"I checked. Mummy and daddy were married " That's all well and good, but jim fucked your mum. | |||
"Except you of course you're lovely " I'm not as nice as I seem... | |||
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"No. I really am." Lovely bum | |||
"No. I really am. Lovely bum " ....thanks | |||
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"How was your swim btw ? " Didnt go had to pick grandkids up so it will be next week now | |||
"How was your swim btw ? Didnt go had to pick grandkids up so it will be next week now" It's quite cold as well tbh | |||
"No. I really am. Lovely bum ....thanks " And boobs!! | |||
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"How was your swim btw ? Didnt go had to pick grandkids up so it will be next week now It's quite cold as well tbh You wouldnt think we were in july...fuckin shite weather" Oh he does lower the tone sometimes... | |||
"How was your swim btw ? Didnt go had to pick grandkids up so it will be next week now It's quite cold as well tbh You wouldnt think we were in july...fuckin shite weather Oh he does lower the tone sometimes... " Whats up frisky | |||
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"I'm an absolute delight " Yes you are | |||
" " Nah Suzy, you're just the Devil in disguise | |||
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"Aye a Snaww thru n thru Winter has come " You know nuthin Jon Snow | |||
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"He knows a tad more now.. the rest Id be willing to teach him..sexy fecker " I hear ya | |||
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