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Ways to measure pussy depth?
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over a year ago
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Take a large dick.
Put the dick into a vagina.
Mark the point at the base of the dick at the entrance to the vagina once the dick is fully inserted.
Pull the dick out and measure from the top to the marked point near the base.
Then fuck  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Take a large dick.
Put the dick into a vagina.
Mark the point at the base of the dick at the entrance to the vagina once the dick is fully inserted.
Pull the dick out and measure from the top to the marked point near the base.
Then fuck "
How many people are needed to assist with measuring?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mark up a penis like a dipstick with lipstick. Insert. Remove. Measure the length of the smudges. Done."
Im sure that's a song lyric and if it isn't, it should be |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Take a large dick.
Put the dick into a vagina.
Mark the point at the base of the dick at the entrance to the vagina once the dick is fully inserted.
Pull the dick out and measure from the top to the marked point near the base.
Then fuck
How many people are needed to assist with measuring? "
Depends on how big the vagina is  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could you not just shove a 12inch ruler up there, or is that way too crass....
I'm surprised that hasn't been in hot photos yet."
Now that you've mentioned it... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Could you not just shove a 12inch ruler up there, or is that way too crass....
I'm surprised that hasn't been in hot photos yet.
Now that you've mentioned it..."
Lucas just stunning wow x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Could you not just shove a 12inch ruler up there, or is that way too crass....
I'm surprised that hasn't been in hot photos yet."
Damn it, I gave my next upload away |
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By *horltzMan
over a year ago
heysham |
Use ribbed condoms , measure the gap between ribs , insert stiff cock into condom , then insert condom clad penis into the vagina in question , then carefully take note of the final rib on show take cock out and count the ribs , times the number of ribs by the distance between and hey presto there is your answer ! Simples |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Could you not just shove a 12inch ruler up there, or is that way too crass....
I'm surprised that hasn't been in hot photos yet.
Damn it, I gave my next upload away "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Could you not just shove a 12inch ruler up there, or is that way too crass....
I'm surprised that hasn't been in hot photos yet.
Now that you've mentioned it...
Lucas just stunning wow x"
Thank you  |
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By *rben112Man
over a year ago
worcester |
"Take a large dick.
Put the dick into a vagina.
Mark the point at the base of the dick at the entrance to the vagina once the dick is fully inserted.
Pull the dick out and measure from the top to the marked point near the base.
Then fuck "
Mines only small so how about I poke it in lots of times? 12 times equals 12 inches? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well my ex was just shy of 9 inches and thick and when we shagged during my time of the month, afterwards there would be the outline of my fanny flaps in dried menstrual blood around the base of his dick, I know this cos I had to wash his willy in the sink afterwards cos he couldn't touch it, so I can take 9 inches. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well my ex was just shy of 9 inches and thick and when we shagged during my time of the month, afterwards there would be the outline of my fanny flaps in dried menstrual blood around the base of his dick, I know this cos I had to wash his willy in the sink afterwards cos he couldn't touch it, so I can take 9 inches. "
Your poetry strikes again, might be my favourite poster now  |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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"Well my ex was just shy of 9 inches and thick and when we shagged during my time of the month, afterwards there would be the outline of my fanny flaps in dried menstrual blood around the base of his dick, I know this cos I had to wash his willy in the sink afterwards cos he couldn't touch it, so I can take 9 inches. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well my ex was just shy of 9 inches and thick and when we shagged during my time of the month, afterwards there would be the outline of my fanny flaps in dried menstrual blood around the base of his dick, I know this cos I had to wash his willy in the sink afterwards cos he couldn't touch it, so I can take 9 inches.
Your poetry strikes again, might be my favourite poster now "
What kind of poems do you read |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rolls eyes in disbelief 
Does no one on here know anything about vaginas?
The cervix is pushed out of the way to accommodate a longer than average penis. Ergo,the vagina is expandable |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Rolls eyes in disbelief
Does no one on here know anything about vaginas?
The cervix is pushed out of the way to accommodate a longer than average penis. Ergo,the vagina is expandable "
Infinitely? Or finitely? |
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High pressure water jet - measure the amount of water exuded, and you've got good measurement for comparison.
Or could insert a liquid that will set (optionally via high pressure jet?? ) Remove cast, as it's set and measure in any way you fancy, as well as enjoy.
Give away synthetic casts of your inners, or rubber sleeves made from it, akin to fleshlights, as prizes on Fab. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"High pressure water jet - measure the amount of water exuded, and you've got good measurement for comparison.
Or could insert a liquid that will set (optionally via high pressure jet?? ) Remove cast, as it's set and measure in any way you fancy, as well as enjoy.
Give away synthetic casts of your inners, or rubber sleeves made from it, akin to fleshlights, as prizes on Fab."
And give yourself a hysterectomy while you're at it |
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By *rben112Man
over a year ago
worcester |
"Take a large dick.
Put the dick into a vagina.
Mark the point at the base of the dick at the entrance to the vagina once the dick is fully inserted.
Pull the dick out and measure from the top to the marked point near the base.
Then fuck
Mines only small so how about I poke it in lots of times? 12 times equals 12 inches? "
Any takers for this experiment..... It's all in the name of science. (Clutching at straws) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Rolls eyes in disbelief
Does no one on here know anything about vaginas?
The cervix is pushed out of the way to accommodate a longer than average penis. Ergo,the vagina is expandable
Infinitely? Or finitely?"
I'm going to say as far as your skin stretchability will allow. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well my ex was just shy of 9 inches and thick and when we shagged during my time of the month, afterwards there would be the outline of my fanny flaps in dried menstrual blood around the base of his dick, I know this cos I had to wash his willy in the sink afterwards cos he couldn't touch it, so I can take 9 inches.
Your poetry strikes again, might be my favourite poster now
What kind of poems do you read "
The good kind it seems |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Rolls eyes in disbelief
Does no one on here know anything about vaginas?
The cervix is pushed out of the way to accommodate a longer than average penis. Ergo,the vagina is expandable
Infinitely? Or finitely?
I'm going to say as far as your skin stretchability will allow."
And accommodates a baby x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I was going down on some lucky bitch or another and I got something stuck between my teeth...I pulled it all the way out only to find,to my surprise and hers, a working scale model of St Pancras railway station. |
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"Well my ex was just shy of 9 inches and thick and when we shagged during my time of the month, afterwards there would be the outline of my fanny flaps in dried menstrual blood around the base of his dick, I know this cos I had to wash his willy in the sink afterwards cos he couldn't touch it, so I can take 9 inches. "
So what was good enough for his dick to touch, his hands wouldn't, for cleansing purposes. (After he'd cum, of course ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There used to be a girl where I grew up nicknamed "2 litre juanita" let's just say she could carry a 2 litre bottle of and shout "look no hands" "
I wonder if it had her name on the bottle...share with 2 litre juanita |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well my ex was just shy of 9 inches and thick and when we shagged during my time of the month, afterwards there would be the outline of my fanny flaps in dried menstrual blood around the base of his dick, I know this cos I had to wash his willy in the sink afterwards cos he couldn't touch it, so I can take 9 inches.
So what was good enough for his dick to touch, his hands wouldn't, for cleansing purposes. (After he'd cum, of course ) "
Yep, was with him for 10 years so I knew the routine, straight after both of us running to the toilet, me with one hand holding my fanny to stop anything escaping the other holding his penis so it didn't touch his thighs and get blood on him. He was very squeamish. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Rolls eyes in disbelief
Does no one on here know anything about vaginas?
The cervix is pushed out of the way to accommodate a longer than average penis. Ergo,the vagina is expandable
Infinitely? Or finitely?
I'm going to say as far as your skin stretchability will allow.
And accommodates a baby x"
That's girth. The cervix opens up to let the baby out. When you're penetrated with a long cock it pushes the cervix out of the way. Sounds painful |
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"There used to be a girl where I grew up nicknamed "2 litre juanita" let's just say she could carry a 2 litre bottle of and shout "look no hands" "
I think I knew her big sister, 'One gallon Fallon'. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I was going down on some lucky bitch or another and I got something stuck between my teeth...I pulled it all the way out only to find,to my surprise and hers, a working scale model of St Pancras railway station. "
I thought you were going to say you yanked her coil out. I'm crossing my legs now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was going down on some lucky bitch or another and I got something stuck between my teeth...I pulled it all the way out only to find,to my surprise and hers, a working scale model of St Pancras railway station.
I thought you were going to say you yanked her coil out. I'm crossing my legs now. "
OMG no! |
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