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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So I have a free Friday night so I thought I'd open up shop for one night only  "
Yay! I've not seen you on the forums in a while.
I'd like some fizz, please.
One for you, too!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So I have a free Friday night so I thought I'd open up shop for one night only
Yay! I've not seen you on the forums in a while.
I'd like some fizz, please.
One for you, too! "
Is that prosecco? *pop* do excuse me, I just saw your new picture |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So I have a free Friday night so I thought I'd open up shop for one night only
Yay! I've not seen you on the forums in a while.
I'd like some fizz, please.
One for you, too!
Is that prosecco? *pop* do excuse me, I just saw your new picture"
Haha
And yes, please!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rosé, make it a large x
I have a cheeky one in the back... But I'll get your wine first
Move it move it move it x"
I am the sheer embodiment of speed of service, any banging on the bar though and I'll have your fingers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Top Man - Happinesswill....
Just about to head off elsewhere for a drink...
Pale Ale please my good man!  "
I've got a lovely IPA if that's any good? Fresh today |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where is Knitter? She owes me a J2o !
Knitter starts later, she's getting her glitter sorted
She doesn't need any, she is a natural stunner.  "
Everyone loves knitter, she's like fabs sexy cheerleader |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rosé, make it a large x
I have a cheeky one in the back... But I'll get your wine first
Move it move it move it x
I am the sheer embodiment of speed of service, any banging on the bar though and I'll have your fingers "
I'll stand at the bar with fingers on lips then sir lol x |
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"Top Man - Happinesswill....
Just about to head off elsewhere for a drink...
Pale Ale please my good man!
I've got a lovely IPA if that's any good? Fresh today"
Even better!!
Is that cellar door bolted??
This is going too well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where is Knitter? She owes me a J2o !
Knitter starts later, she's getting her glitter sorted
She doesn't need any, she is a natural stunner.
Everyone loves knitter, she's like fabs sexy cheerleader "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rosé, make it a large x
I have a cheeky one in the back... But I'll get your wine first
Move it move it move it x
I am the sheer embodiment of speed of service, any banging on the bar though and I'll have your fingers
I'll stand at the bar with fingers on lips then sir lol x"
This is a high class establishment I'll have you know, even if it is in Birmingham |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Top Man - Happinesswill....
Just about to head off elsewhere for a drink...
Pale Ale please my good man!
I've got a lovely IPA if that's any good? Fresh today
Even better!!
Is that cellar door bolted??
This is going too well"
The cellar is sound proofed, no one will hear her |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rosé, make it a large x
I have a cheeky one in the back... But I'll get your wine first
Move it move it move it x
I am the sheer embodiment of speed of service, any banging on the bar though and I'll have your fingers
I'll stand at the bar with fingers on lips then sir lol x
This is a high class establishment I'll have you know, even if it is in Birmingham "
Are roasted peanuts out the question then? Lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where is Knitter? She owes me a J2o !
Knitter starts later, she's getting her glitter sorted
She doesn't need any, she is a natural stunner.
Everyone loves knitter, she's like fabs sexy cheerleader
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**twirls in with a bottom wiggle and a big grin**
One J20 for the handsome bearded one.
Happy its fairy dust not glitter 
Now I'll have a large red and am celebrating |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rosé, make it a large x
I have a cheeky one in the back... But I'll get your wine first
Move it move it move it x
I am the sheer embodiment of speed of service, any banging on the bar though and I'll have your fingers
I'll stand at the bar with fingers on lips then sir lol x
This is a high class establishment I'll have you know, even if it is in Birmingham
Are roasted peanuts out the question then? Lol x"
We have 3 types; nobbys, kp and exs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rosé, make it a large x
I have a cheeky one in the back... But I'll get your wine first
Move it move it move it x
I am the sheer embodiment of speed of service, any banging on the bar though and I'll have your fingers
I'll stand at the bar with fingers on lips then sir lol x
This is a high class establishment I'll have you know, even if it is in Birmingham
Are roasted peanuts out the question then? Lol x
We have 3 types; nobbys, kp and exs"
Has to be kp x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where is Knitter? She owes me a J2o !
Knitter starts later, she's getting her glitter sorted
She doesn't need any, she is a natural stunner.
Everyone loves knitter, she's like fabs sexy cheerleader
**twirls in with a bottom wiggle and a big grin**
One J20 for the handsome bearded one.
Happy its fairy dust not glitter
Now I'll have a large red and am celebrating "
A nice Merlot for the lady mwah |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rosé, make it a large x
I have a cheeky one in the back... But I'll get your wine first
Move it move it move it x
I am the sheer embodiment of speed of service, any banging on the bar though and I'll have your fingers
I'll stand at the bar with fingers on lips then sir lol x
This is a high class establishment I'll have you know, even if it is in Birmingham
Are roasted peanuts out the question then? Lol x
We have 3 types; nobbys, kp and exs
Has to be kp x"
Good choice, big bag |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stolly, neat, on the rocks
A vodka man, good choice! I have a few choices if you care to look
Grey Goose is better"
I thought you might, a man of discernment and taste |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rosé, make it a large x
I have a cheeky one in the back... But I'll get your wine first
Move it move it move it x
I am the sheer embodiment of speed of service, any banging on the bar though and I'll have your fingers
I'll stand at the bar with fingers on lips then sir lol x
This is a high class establishment I'll have you know, even if it is in Birmingham
Are roasted peanuts out the question then? Lol x
We have 3 types; nobbys, kp and exs
Has to be kp x
Good choice, big bag"
Bigger the better x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rosé, make it a large x
I have a cheeky one in the back... But I'll get your wine first
Move it move it move it x
I am the sheer embodiment of speed of service, any banging on the bar though and I'll have your fingers
I'll stand at the bar with fingers on lips then sir lol x
This is a high class establishment I'll have you know, even if it is in Birmingham
Are roasted peanuts out the question then? Lol x
We have 3 types; nobbys, kp and exs
Has to be kp x
Good choice, big bag
Bigger the better x"
Well it depends on the person really, I find that average usually fits the more common.... Oh you mean bag of nuts  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have another vodka and monster please. No ice. And some nuts! "
Monster? I'll have to get someone to pop out for the, don't normally stock that cra... Brand |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rosé, make it a large x
I have a cheeky one in the back... But I'll get your wine first
Move it move it move it x
I am the sheer embodiment of speed of service, any banging on the bar though and I'll have your fingers
I'll stand at the bar with fingers on lips then sir lol x
This is a high class establishment I'll have you know, even if it is in Birmingham
Are roasted peanuts out the question then? Lol x
We have 3 types; nobbys, kp and exs
Has to be kp x
Good choice, big bag
Bigger the better x
Well it depends on the person really, I find that average usually fits the more common.... Oh you mean bag of nuts "
I can do average bag sizes I need another glass please x |
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Damn fine pint, another one if you don't mind sir!
What the? That banging under the floorboards!
Never mind, the banging is making some damn fine chests jiggle up and down!
Swinging pub landlord!
Doffs hat! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I fancy a Prosecco, usual size please my lovely
I already have a bottle open from BG
I'm happy to share with Roxi "
Excellent, let's enjoy the fizz & a girlie chat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rosé, make it a large x
I have a cheeky one in the back... But I'll get your wine first
Move it move it move it x
I am the sheer embodiment of speed of service, any banging on the bar though and I'll have your fingers
I'll stand at the bar with fingers on lips then sir lol x
This is a high class establishment I'll have you know, even if it is in Birmingham
Are roasted peanuts out the question then? Lol x
We have 3 types; nobbys, kp and exs
Has to be kp x
Good choice, big bag
Bigger the better x
Well it depends on the person really, I find that average usually fits the more common.... Oh you mean bag of nuts
I can do average bag sizes I need another glass please x"
Coming right up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I fancy a Prosecco, usual size please my lovely
I already have a bottle open from BG
I'm happy to share with Roxi
Excellent, let's enjoy the fizz & a girlie chat "
Exactly what I need. I'm in! x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Damn fine pint, another one if you don't mind sir!
What the? That banging under the floorboards!
Never mind, the banging is making some damn fine chests jiggle up and down!
Swinging pub landlord!
Doffs hat! "
*stamps on floor* shut up!!!
You enjoy that? Another coming up. Glad you like it! |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"I'll have another vodka and monster please. No ice. And some nuts!
Monster? I'll have to get someone to pop out for the, don't normally stock that cra... Brand"
What about the nuts?
And it has to be monster! I can't be doing with Red Bull or Boost! |
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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago
CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly) |
Shimmies up to the bar.
Ok, I would like 3 double Bacardi n s with ice. 3 jeager bomb chasers , and a goldfish bowl to share with whoever would like to share.
Thank you muchly hic. Hic xxxxx Suzi |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Shimmies up to the bar.
Ok, I would like 3 double Bacardi n s with ice. 3 jeager bomb chasers , and a goldfish bowl to share with whoever would like to share.
Thank you muchly hic. Hic xxxxx Suzi "
I'll have a bit of your goldfish. In return I'll get a Blue Lagoon. Extra vodka! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shimmies up to the bar.
Ok, I would like 3 double Bacardi n s with ice. 3 jeager bomb chasers , and a goldfish bowl to share with whoever would like to share.
Thank you muchly hic. Hic xxxxx Suzi "
Right on it lovely |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shimmies up to the bar.
Ok, I would like 3 double Bacardi n s with ice. 3 jeager bomb chasers , and a goldfish bowl to share with whoever would like to share.
Thank you muchly hic. Hic xxxxx Suzi
I'll have a bit of your goldfish. In return I'll get a Blue Lagoon. Extra vodka! "
Not a problem! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Double JD & with a Jaegarbomb for afters
Not a problem, but if you start getting lairy then knitter will kick you out"
I may do some Irish dancing but that's about as wild as it gets. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"jaggermister straight from freezer nothing added
It's only been in the fridge sorry
you need to stick it in freezer it's only way man "
I put it in when you asked, it's been a while now, should be nicely chilled |
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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago
CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly) |
"Shimmies up to the bar.
Ok, I would like 3 double Bacardi n s with ice. 3 jeager bomb chasers , and a goldfish bowl to share with whoever would like to share.
Thank you muchly hic. Hic xxxxx Suzi
I'll have a bit of your goldfish. In return I'll get a Blue Lagoon. Extra vodka! "
You are very welcome to share. Shall we keep it to ourselves or get more straws xxxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Double JD & with a Jaegarbomb for afters
Not a problem, but if you start getting lairy then knitter will kick you out
I may do some Irish dancing but that's about as wild as it gets."
Feel free enjoy the craic |
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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago
CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly) |
"Where's the karaoke lol x
In the Bulls head across the road *wanders off muttering about karaoke*"
Can I have another Bacardi n please, I've drank them.
Climbs onto bar for some dirty dancing xxxxx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where's the karaoke lol x
In the Bulls head across the road *wanders off muttering about karaoke*
Can I have another Bacardi n please, I've drank them.
Climbs onto bar for some dirty dancing xxxxx "
Erm, this isn't coyote ugly! |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Shimmies up to the bar.
Ok, I would like 3 double Bacardi n s with ice. 3 jeager bomb chasers , and a goldfish bowl to share with whoever would like to share.
Thank you muchly hic. Hic xxxxx Suzi
I'll have a bit of your goldfish. In return I'll get a Blue Lagoon. Extra vodka!
You are very welcome to share. Shall we keep it to ourselves or get more straws xxxxxx "
Let's be selfish! I'm always better with the karaoke when I am?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Shimmies up to the bar.
Ok, I would like 3 double Bacardi n s with ice. 3 jeager bomb chasers , and a goldfish bowl to share with whoever would like to share.
Thank you muchly hic. Hic xxxxx Suzi
I'll have a bit of your goldfish. In return I'll get a Blue Lagoon. Extra vodka!
You are very welcome to share. Shall we keep it to ourselves or get more straws xxxxxx
Let's be selfish! I'm always better with the karaoke when I am?! "
You'll have to get to the Bulls head then! |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Shimmies up to the bar.
Ok, I would like 3 double Bacardi n s with ice. 3 jeager bomb chasers , and a goldfish bowl to share with whoever would like to share.
Thank you muchly hic. Hic xxxxx Suzi
I'll have a bit of your goldfish. In return I'll get a Blue Lagoon. Extra vodka!
You are very welcome to share. Shall we keep it to ourselves or get more straws xxxxxx
Let's be selfish! I'm always better with the karaoke when I am?!
You'll have to get to the Bulls head then! "
I'm there. Hurry up! I'm just about to murder Celine Dion! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fucking hell I missed 106 posts lol
I done this a while back and got bollocked caused I didn't put enough staff on to meet demand "
You just need me, I'm not fast, I'm sudden! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fucking hell I missed 106 posts lol
Poor Happy has been run ragged
He will get over it
He's in his element!
I bet the hussy
It's always the quiet ones...
Too quiet "
Quiet? Me?! You have met me |
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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago
CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly) |
"Where's the karaoke lol x
In the Bulls head across the road *wanders off muttering about karaoke*
Can I have another Bacardi n please, I've drank them.
Climbs onto bar for some dirty dancing xxxxx
Erm, this isn't coyote ugly! "
It is when I am out drinking, you haven't seen me shaking my booty xxxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where's the karaoke lol x
In the Bulls head across the road *wanders off muttering about karaoke*
Can I have another Bacardi n please, I've drank them.
Climbs onto bar for some dirty dancing xxxxx
Erm, this isn't coyote ugly!
It is when I am out drinking, you haven't seen me shaking my booty xxxxxx"
Sadly not! |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Fucking hell I missed 106 posts lol
Poor Happy has been run ragged
He will get over it
He's in his element!
I bet the hussy
It's always the quiet ones...
Too quiet
Quiet? Me?! You have met me"
Hummmmmmmmmm |
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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago
CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly) |
"Where's the karaoke lol x
In the Bulls head across the road *wanders off muttering about karaoke*
Can I have another Bacardi n please, I've drank them.
Climbs onto bar for some dirty dancing xxxxx
Erm, this isn't coyote ugly!
It is when I am out drinking, you haven't seen me shaking my booty xxxxxx
Sadly not! "
I hope this bar has a very late opening. I don't wanna go home till daylight xxxxx |
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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago
CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly) |
"Still waiting for a double JD  "
Ooooopppppps. .... sorry I may have drank yours by accident. You can still share my goldfish bowl, I have been abandoned by my buddies, she's gone across to the karaoke xxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chucks all drinks on the counter I'm hiding after watching about ghosts when I live on my own  "
Hiya!! You're back!
I'll have a cider, but I'd like the ghost to serve it to me... |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Chucks all drinks on the counter I'm hiding after watching about ghosts when I live on my own
Hiya!! You're back!
I'll have a cider, but I'd like the ghost to serve it to me..."
Ello you, I'm back for an evening nine to see you hope you had a great 4 July X |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Chucks all drinks on the counter I'm hiding after watching about ghosts when I live on my own
Hiya!! You're back!
I'll have a cider, but I'd like the ghost to serve it to me...
Ello you, I'm back for an evening nine to see you hope you had a great 4 July X "
Nice not nine lol |
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