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"Is it true a slug has 4 noses
I think not but I could be wrong  "
Apparently (had to go google) the four noses thing is a misconception they have four tentacles on their face but not four noses....well you learn something new everyday |
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over a year ago
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"Is it true a slug has 4 noses
I think not but I could be wrong
Apparently (had to go google) the four noses thing is a misconception they have four tentacles on their face but not four noses....well you learn something new everyday"
I did the same. |
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over a year ago
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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers that Peter Piper picked?  |
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over a year ago
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"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?  "
well that's 2x1 chuck for every woodchuck which give that a woodchuck is a chuck, chuck wood then the wood, not chuck woood but wood, wood chuck would be 12
Clear now  |
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over a year ago
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"Why does Donald duck wrap a towel round his waist when gets out of the bath? He never wears trousers or pants."
Similarly why did Bungle from Rainbow put PJs on to go to bed when he's wandering around naked the rest of the day?  |
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over a year ago
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"Where did i leave my spare keys to my car?
Told you it was too early to be drinking "
Never too early but unfortunately im just about to start work sober as a judge |
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"Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers that Peter Piper picked? "
Popped 'em in Peter Piper's pepper peck pile, probably. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When someone gets their head chopped off, shouldn't it be called de-bodying rather than beheading?
I like to think that my head is the most part of 'me'. So you do say I've lost an arm, I've lost a leg, also should be said I've lost a body... 
If anyone even remotely understands what I mean, well done. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has anyone seen my mojo? 
Come here, I'll help you find it. 
Don't tempt me gorgeous! 
One day...one day! "
Tempt you? I would never 
I'm much better at teasing anyway  |
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"When someone gets their head chopped off, shouldn't it be called de-bodying rather than beheading?
I like to think that my head is the most part of 'me'. So you do say I've lost an arm, I've lost a leg, also should be said I've lost a body...
If anyone even remotely understands what I mean, well done."
It's not as if you've actually lost it though is it, it's just become detached from your body |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When will I, will I be famous?
I can't answer. I can't answer that. xxx
I genuinely laughed out loud at that. Thanks. "
I was a brosette before I was a gunner. Xxx |
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over a year ago
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"When someone gets their head chopped off, shouldn't it be called de-bodying rather than beheading?
I like to think that my head is the most part of 'me'. So you do say I've lost an arm, I've lost a leg, also should be said I've lost a body...
If anyone even remotely understands what I mean, well done.
It's not as if you've actually lost it though is it, it's just become detached from your body "
If it rolls away and somebody nicks it then you've lost it |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
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"Is it true a slug has 4 noses??
Do cows really produce more milk when listening to music??
Just curious..... "
Dont know about slugs having 4 noses as I haven't got that close to them.I do know, they're greedy buggars! They've been munching on all my strawberries.
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"When someone gets their head chopped off, shouldn't it be called de-bodying rather than beheading?
I like to think that my head is the most part of 'me'. So you do say I've lost an arm, I've lost a leg, also should be said I've lost a body...
If anyone even remotely understands what I mean, well done.
It's not as if you've actually lost it though is it, it's just become detached from your body "
Eaxctly! You're getting debodied, no beheaded. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shall I buy 2 bottles of £5 wine or one bottle costing £10 ?
The £10 one, then dilute with a bottle equivalent of water"
If I'm going to do that I might as well go to a Witherspoons |
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over a year ago
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"Is it true a slug has 4 noses??
Do cows really produce more milk when listening to music??
Just curious.....
Dont know about slugs having 4 noses as I haven't got that close to them.I do know, they're greedy buggars! They've been munching on all my strawberries.
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Try sharp sand or crushed eggshells around them. Slugs do not like to cross sharp stuff. |
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over a year ago
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"Where did i leave my spare keys to my car?"
In your 'man' drawer, along with all the used batteries, string, mini torch, rawl plugs, pen knife, rubber bands, alum keys, cork screw, bottle opener and and and......... |
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over a year ago
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"Where did i leave my spare keys to my car?
In your 'man' drawer, along with all the used batteries, string, mini torch, rawl plugs, pen knife, rubber bands, alum keys, cork screw, bottle opener and and and......... "
Paper clips, always have loads of paper clips, lol |
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"Where did i leave my spare keys to my car?
In your 'man' drawer, along with all the used batteries, string, mini torch, rawl plugs, pen knife, rubber bands, alum keys, cork screw, bottle opener and and and......... "
How the hell did you get into my kitchen  |
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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago
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"I haven't got a question, because whatever I ask I will be ignored anyway  .
Why do I feel like this lately ???? Xxxxx Suzi
Only you can answer that. "
Yayyyyyy. I win, I have found a question no one else can answer xxxx Suzi |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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"I haven't got a question, because whatever I ask I will be ignored anyway .
Why do I feel like this lately ???? Xxxxx Suzi"
Because when you start posting on the forums you are all new and exciting and people  you. Some because they're nice and welcoming and some because you're fresh meat and might fuck them. Being ignored doesn't mean that people don't read what you post. Just that they don't think you need pandering to by acknowledging they've read it every time. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Would anyone like to buy this hat I *cough* found?"
I need more info. Is it a cloche, a trilby, a beret, a boater etc.? Will it fit my oddly small head? Will it cause my fringe to flatten into my eyes and create a navigational hazard? |
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"Would anyone like to buy this hat I *cough* found?
I need more info. Is it a cloche, a trilby, a beret, a boater etc.? Will it fit my oddly small head? Will it cause my fringe to flatten into my eyes and create a navigational hazard?"
Too many questions, not enough answers! |
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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago
CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly) |
"I haven't got a question, because whatever I ask I will be ignored anyway .
Sorry, did someone say something?
Ok, is Hanley better than Stoke for a night out?"
Burslem is a good night out. Xxxxx Suzi |
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"When someone gets their head chopped off, shouldn't it be called de-bodying rather than beheading?
I like to think that my head is the most part of 'me'. So you do say I've lost an arm, I've lost a leg, also should be said I've lost a body...
If anyone even remotely understands what I mean, well done."
Has anybody (no pun intended) actually been in a position to say I've got lost my body? |
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over a year ago
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"Is it true a slug has 4 noses??
Do cows really produce more milk when listening to music??
Just curious.....
Dont know about slugs having 4 noses as I haven't got that close to them.I do know, they're greedy buggars! They've been munching on all my strawberries.
Try sharp sand or crushed eggshells around them. Slugs do not like to cross sharp stuff."
I've done this on my strawberries. Works fantastically |
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"When someone gets their head chopped off, shouldn't it be called de-bodying rather than beheading?
I like to think that my head is the most part of 'me'. So you do say I've lost an arm, I've lost a leg, also should be said I've lost a body...
If anyone even remotely understands what I mean, well done.
Has anybody (no pun intended) actually been in a position to say I've got lost my body?"
Ned Stark...too soon? |
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"I haven't got a question, because whatever I ask I will be ignored anyway .
Sorry, did someone say something?
Ok, is Hanley better than Stoke for a night out?
Burslem is a good night out. Xxxxx Suzi"
It must have been at least 20 odd years since I was there.
In keeping with the random question theme, do you prefer having your bum spanked or kissed and caressed? |
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over a year ago
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"I haven't got a question, because whatever I ask I will be ignored anyway .
Sorry, did someone say something?
Ok, is Hanley better than Stoke for a night out?
Burslem is a good night out. Xxxxx Suzi
It must have been at least 20 odd years since I was there.
In keeping with the random question theme, do you prefer having your bum spanked or kissed and caressed?"
Spank it hard first of all and then kiss and caress it better |
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"I haven't got a question, because whatever I ask I will be ignored anyway .
Sorry, did someone say something?
Ok, is Hanley better than Stoke for a night out?
Burslem is a good night out. Xxxxx Suzi"
Kings hall stoke northern soul all nighter is a top night out, next weekend ?? |
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over a year ago
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"Who put the bomp
In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
Who put the ram
In the rama lama ding dong?
Who put the bop
In the bop shoo bop shoo bop?
Who put the dip
In the dip da dip da dip?
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I struggled reading that never mind typing it lol |
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over a year ago
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"If Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, why can Goofy walk and talk but Pluto can't?
Goofy is a cow "
i google therefore i am
Goofy is a funny-animal cartoon character created in 1932 at Walt Disney Productions. Goofy is a tall, anthropomorphic dog with a Southern drawl, and typically wears a turtle neck and vest, with pants, shoes, white gloves, and a tall hat originally designed as a rumpled fedora. |
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"I haven't got a question, because whatever I ask I will be ignored anyway .
Sorry, did someone say something?
Ok, is Hanley better than Stoke for a night out?
Burslem is a good night out. Xxxxx Suzi
It must have been at least 20 odd years since I was there.
In keeping with the random question theme, do you prefer having your bum spanked or kissed and caressed?
Spank it hard first of all and then kiss and caress it better "
Question. When are you free? |
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By *ackdd72Man
over a year ago
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"If Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, why can Goofy walk and talk but Pluto can't?
Goofy is a cow
i google therefore i am
Goofy is a funny-animal cartoon character created in 1932 at Walt Disney Productions. Goofy is a tall, anthropomorphic dog with a Southern drawl, and typically wears a turtle neck and vest, with pants, shoes, white gloves, and a tall hat originally designed as a rumpled fedora."
Anyone can use google
Goofy has always been thought of as a "dog with human features" according to Disney's Mouselinks. However what the Disney establishment isn't telling you is the goofy is really a cow. To be specific an Aberdeen-Angus Cattle. A fact that Disney would love to cover -up |
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"If Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, why can Goofy walk and talk but Pluto can't?
Goofy is a cow
i google therefore i am
Goofy is a funny-animal cartoon character created in 1932 at Walt Disney Productions. Goofy is a tall, anthropomorphic dog with a Southern drawl, and typically wears a turtle neck and vest, with pants, shoes, white gloves, and a tall hat originally designed as a rumpled fedora.
Anyone can use google
Goofy has always been thought of as a "dog with human features" according to Disney's Mouselinks. However what the Disney establishment isn't telling you is the goofy is really a cow. To be specific an Aberdeen-Angus Cattle. A fact that Disney would love to cover -up "
Ok now i have a new wrinkle in my bum.
Something an old colleague used to say if you learnt something new on a Friday |
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over a year ago
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"I haven't got a question, because whatever I ask I will be ignored anyway .
Sorry, did someone say something?
Ok, is Hanley better than Stoke for a night out?
Burslem is a good night out. Xxxxx Suzi
It must have been at least 20 odd years since I was there.
In keeping with the random question theme, do you prefer having your bum spanked or kissed and caressed?
Spank it hard first of all and then kiss and caress it better
Question. When are you free? "
Always |
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"I haven't got a question, because whatever I ask I will be ignored anyway .
Sorry, did someone say something?
Ok, is Hanley better than Stoke for a night out?
Burslem is a good night out. Xxxxx Suzi
It must have been at least 20 odd years since I was there.
In keeping with the random question theme, do you prefer having your bum spanked or kissed and caressed?
Spank it hard first of all and then kiss and caress it better
Question. When are you free?
Always "
Should I get my coat? Have I pulled? |
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over a year ago
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"I haven't got a question, because whatever I ask I will be ignored anyway .
Sorry, did someone say something?
Ok, is Hanley better than Stoke for a night out?
Burslem is a good night out. Xxxxx Suzi
It must have been at least 20 odd years since I was there.
In keeping with the random question theme, do you prefer having your bum spanked or kissed and caressed?
Spank it hard first of all and then kiss and caress it better
Question. When are you free?
Always
Should I get my coat? Have I pulled? "
I've pulled...... a muscle in my back |
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over a year ago
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"How do I persuade a guy to let me suck his cock?
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/524894
Fill your boots! "
That would make my boots all squishy. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"How do I persuade a guy to let me suck his cock?
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/524894
Fill your boots!
That would make my boots all squishy. "
If he could fill those boots I would be impressed. Nauseated. But impressed. |
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over a year ago
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"Why is it that my favorite color is green but I don't actually own any green clothing, or indeed many green things at all? "
I don't know, I also only have 1 green shirt and nothing else yet it's my favourite colour |
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"Why is it that my favorite color is green but I don't actually own any green clothing, or indeed many green things at all?
I don't know, I also only have 1 green shirt and nothing else yet it's my favourite colour "
It might be because I like nature and outdoors and you associate green with nature hence why it may be your favourite colour or mine |
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"I haven't got a question, because whatever I ask I will be ignored anyway .
Sorry, did someone say something?
Ok, is Hanley better than Stoke for a night out?
Burslem is a good night out. Xxxxx Suzi
It must have been at least 20 odd years since I was there.
In keeping with the random question theme, do you prefer having your bum spanked or kissed and caressed?
Spank it hard first of all and then kiss and caress it better
Question. When are you free?
Always
Should I get my coat? Have I pulled?
I've pulled...... a muscle in my back "
Would you like to experience my massage technique? |
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over a year ago
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"I haven't got a question, because whatever I ask I will be ignored anyway .
Sorry, did someone say something?
Ok, is Hanley better than Stoke for a night out?
Burslem is a good night out. Xxxxx Suzi
It must have been at least 20 odd years since I was there.
In keeping with the random question theme, do you prefer having your bum spanked or kissed and caressed?
Spank it hard first of all and then kiss and caress it better
Question. When are you free?
Always
Should I get my coat? Have I pulled?
I've pulled...... a muscle in my back
Would you like to experience my massage technique? "
Are you good with your hands? |
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"Why is it that my favorite color is green but I don't actually own any green clothing, or indeed many green things at all?
I don't know, I also only have 1 green shirt and nothing else yet it's my favourite colour
It might be because I like nature and outdoors and you associate green with nature hence why it may be your favourite colour or mine"
Quite possibly. |
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"Just *how* did I manage to shine at our team away day today?
Nothing short of a miracle
Because you are unique x"
As we say in the business (and I can't tell you what I was up to last night/morning) I present well.
I did Glastonbury festival in a white three piece linen suit this year. People (mostly very fuked and muddy ones) were asking "How do you DO that?! "
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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago
CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly) |
"I haven't got a question, because whatever I ask I will be ignored anyway .
Sorry, did someone say something?
Ok, is Hanley better than Stoke for a night out?
Burslem is a good night out. Xxxxx Suzi
It must have been at least 20 odd years since I was there.
In keeping with the random question theme, do you prefer having your bum spanked or kissed and caressed?"
Mmmmmm Ace definitely spanked and caressed. The harder the spanking the better. Xxxxxx Suzi |
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"Why is there no tunnel between Ireland and the UK?
I know right! Some stunning fabsters over there
Maybe we should start digging, meet halfway? "
Sure I'll bring a shovel and a snorkel |
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"I haven't got a question, because whatever I ask I will be ignored anyway .
Sorry, did someone say something?
Ok, is Hanley better than Stoke for a night out?
Burslem is a good night out. Xxxxx Suzi
It must have been at least 20 odd years since I was there.
In keeping with the random question theme, do you prefer having your bum spanked or kissed and caressed?
Spank it hard first of all and then kiss and caress it better
Question. When are you free?
Always
Should I get my coat? Have I pulled?
I've pulled...... a muscle in my back
Would you like to experience my massage technique?
Are you good with your hands? "
Would you like to find out? |
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"Is it advisable to have a humour bypass before joining fab?
God no, you need a sense of humour on here to prevent bitter and twistedness from prevailing. "
Think I've got the wrong sense of humour as I seem to be causing bitter and twistedness. |
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over a year ago
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"I haven't got a question, because whatever I ask I will be ignored anyway .
Sorry, did someone say something?
Ok, is Hanley better than Stoke for a night out?
Burslem is a good night out. Xxxxx Suzi
It must have been at least 20 odd years since I was there.
In keeping with the random question theme, do you prefer having your bum spanked or kissed and caressed?
Spank it hard first of all and then kiss and caress it better
Question. When are you free?
Always
Should I get my coat? Have I pulled?
I've pulled...... a muscle in my back
Would you like to experience my massage technique?
Are you good with your hands?
Would you like to find out? "
Can I bring a chaperone? |
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"Where do all the lost socks go?? I have about 10 single socks - can I find the other buggers?? It's a mystery....."
Washing machines eat them for breakfast |
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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago
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"When someone gets their head chopped off, shouldn't it be called de-bodying rather than beheading?
I like to think that my head is the most part of 'me'. So you do say I've lost an arm, I've lost a leg, also should be said I've lost a body...
If anyone even remotely understands what I mean, well done.
Has anybody (no pun intended) actually been in a position to say I've got lost my body?"
what did the head say? I ain't got no body |
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"When someone gets their head chopped off, shouldn't it be called de-bodying rather than beheading?
I like to think that my head is the most part of 'me'. So you do say I've lost an arm, I've lost a leg, also should be said I've lost a body...
If anyone even remotely understands what I mean, well done."
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"I haven't got a question, because whatever I ask I will be ignored anyway .
Sorry, did someone say something?
Ok, is Hanley better than Stoke for a night out?
Burslem is a good night out. Xxxxx Suzi
It must have been at least 20 odd years since I was there.
In keeping with the random question theme, do you prefer having your bum spanked or kissed and caressed?
Spank it hard first of all and then kiss and caress it better "
....then spank it harder again and again |
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"Do you produce more snot or more cum in a day?"
The average male ejaculate is 5-10 mls. Individuals can come several times a day, some more and some less. so it's difficult to define how much "cum" a man produces in a day.
On an average day a healthy male in a healthy environment will produce very little "snot". But if there is a bacterial or viral infection or the environment is contaminated with a nasal irritant then the body can produce copious amounts of "snot".
In a severe infection up to a half a pint of mucus has been known to be produced in a 24 hour period.  |
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"Why don't my pics ever get on pg1 hint hint xxx
I have same problem babe x"
Well your profile is hidden, from me at least...so as you know me not and haven't had the chance to hate me yet..I would assume you have blocked single men.
Single men do most of the Fabbing of hot females.
I rest my case.
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"Not a question but did you know..
A pig has a 30 minutes orgasm and elephant are the only animals that can't jump
No - slugs can't jump either "
Lots of animals can't jump.
Also the "four knees" that an elephant has are actually only two knees and two "wrists". |
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