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over a year ago
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When I was little, my older brother told me there was no Father Christmas, and told me where his presents were hidden. So I when to my parents room found them and throw away his action man in the outside bin.
On the big day found out it was mine !  |
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"I find karma has a better way of dealing with things than revenge ever could, also the enjoyment is far better knowing they did it to themselves."
Yup, poetic justice can be enjoyed, revenge is for the bitter of heart. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't get into revenge, it's not me.
Have you plotted or done something for revenge that went wrong?"
i plan maticulously so no. Also revenge is dish best served cold. a lot more enjoyable |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"The best revenge is a life well lived.
Anyway, I'm more of a schadenfreude kinda gal.  "
" the trouble with the French is that the have no word for entrep..." Oh wait, that's a different word |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The lad who used to share my tool cabinet at work kept annoying me so one day when he left his phone in there, i "kept it safe" for him.
By outting it in a ziplock bag, wrapping 2 whole rolls of 2 inch masking tape around it then a whole roll of duct tape then completley covered it in A2 thiocol sealant (it sets into fuel resistant rubber) then another roll of masking tape then some steal locking wire and cable ties.
I'm told it took him about an hour to cut through it all |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The lad who used to share my tool cabinet at work kept annoying me so one day when he left his phone in there, i "kept it safe" for him.
By outting it in a ziplock bag, wrapping 2 whole rolls of 2 inch masking tape around it then a whole roll of duct tape then completley covered it in A2 thiocol sealant (it sets into fuel resistant rubber) then another roll of masking tape then some steal locking wire and cable ties.
I'm told it took him about an hour to cut through it all "
Wow! He must have REALLY annoyed you!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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For me the best revenge is to let them see me living my life well. And that whatever they did to me- wasn't even a ripple. Not a blip on the radar. And smile in the face of their adversity! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The best revenge is a life well lived.
Anyway, I'm more of a schadenfreude kinda gal. "
Its that oxyomoronic to your first statement. Anyway should never bask in others misfortunes surely
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The lad who used to share my tool cabinet at work kept annoying me so one day when he left his phone in there, i "kept it safe" for him.
By outting it in a ziplock bag, wrapping 2 whole rolls of 2 inch masking tape around it then a whole roll of duct tape then completley covered it in A2 thiocol sealant (it sets into fuel resistant rubber) then another roll of masking tape then some steal locking wire and cable ties.
I'm told it took him about an hour to cut through it all
Wow! He must have REALLY annoyed you! "
He kept losing my airline...
You have no idea how hard it is finding a good non leaking airline and i always cable tied it up in a loop so it was the right length for my job without tangling my chair.
He's lucky i did his phone and not his car :p |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The best revenge is a life well lived.
Anyway, I'm more of a schadenfreude kinda gal.
Its that oxyomoronic to your first statement. Anyway should never bask in others misfortunes surely
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No its not as taking pleasure in thier suffering doesn't prevent you living well.
It's the sprig of weird green garnish on the top that no one can quite decide if its parsely or corriander |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The lad who used to share my tool cabinet at work kept annoying me so one day when he left his phone in there, i "kept it safe" for him.
By outting it in a ziplock bag, wrapping 2 whole rolls of 2 inch masking tape around it then a whole roll of duct tape then completley covered it in A2 thiocol sealant (it sets into fuel resistant rubber) then another roll of masking tape then some steal locking wire and cable ties.
I'm told it took him about an hour to cut through it all "
True! Saw a picture of the evidence! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I don't really plan revenge, just keep any wrong doings towards me stored away. Some things that made me think I had magical powers have happened though.
My ex had a bag full of my daughters clothes and her blanky in a carrier bag which I went to collect and instead of passing the bag to me like a normal human being he held it out then when I went to take it from him he lifted the bag and dropped it in a puddle, all her stuff fell out and her blanky, it was just a really disrespectful thing and was around the time where he wasn't being particularly pleasant. I just looked at him and said you'll fucking regret that.
That night his house got broken in to, well he left the door unlocked and someone had gone in and taken his keys and subsequently his car!
Even my best friend asked if I had anything to do with it, I didn't!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Karma is the way. So much so we named our converted garage now a bar and playroom Klub Karma as tribute to all dickheads that have crossed us over the years. Life is so good "
Haha brilliant.
I can't be bothered with revenge either. Mugs game. To many other interesting things to do with my time  |
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Nobody I care about has done anything to make me want to seek revenge on them. People who mean nothing to me have but I care so little about them that I couldn't be bothered to use my energy on them.
I'm not a believer in karma as such but I do believe that doing bad stuff to other people lessens you inside and that must be awful to live with. |
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"When I was little, my older brother told me there was no Father Christmas, and told me where his presents were hidden. So I when to my parents room found them and throw away his action man in the outside bin.
On the big day found out it was mine ! "
Aw I feel sorry for that little boy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nobody I care about has done anything to make me want to seek revenge on them. People who mean nothing to me have but I care so little about them that I couldn't be bothered to use my energy on them.
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How little energy do you have? 
Most revenge plots take minimal effort.
Like taking all the nuts of the studs that hold the wheels on somones tool cab, 2 mins effort tops.
Watching them get it 5 feet before hitting a bump and the wheels falling off, 10 miniutes of good laughter |
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Yes. But can't say.
I will tell it took a lot of time and energy. I regret it. Nog because of the misfortune and upset it caused them(they deserved it) but because my energy could have been spent on me. They would have got what they deserved anyway, by somebody else probably. |
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"Nobody I care about has done anything to make me want to seek revenge on them. People who mean nothing to me have but I care so little about them that I couldn't be bothered to use my energy on them.
How little energy do you have?
Most revenge plots take minimal effort.
Like taking all the nuts of the studs that hold the wheels on somones tool cab, 2 mins effort tops.
Watching them get it 5 feet before hitting a bump and the wheels falling off, 10 miniutes of good laughter "
Very little, I'm a decrepit old lady  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nobody I care about has done anything to make me want to seek revenge on them. People who mean nothing to me have but I care so little about them that I couldn't be bothered to use my energy on them.
How little energy do you have?
Most revenge plots take minimal effort.
Like taking all the nuts of the studs that hold the wheels on somones tool cab, 2 mins effort tops.
Watching them get it 5 feet before hitting a bump and the wheels falling off, 10 miniutes of good laughter
Very little, I'm a decrepit old lady "
Electric hand tools are very reasonably priced these days 
Also fun fact, you know those fizzy orange vitamin C tablets you get with like 1.2g (10000% your rda) of vit c in them?
If you get somone to take about 5 of them they will have the most epic dihorrea of thier lives.
To the point thier actually squirting clear water out of thier arse when they run out of poop.
....i discovered this when there was nothing decent to drink in my exs place and i was using thoae tablets instead of orange squash
It's knowledge that has served me well.
Like when your friend was an ass the previous night when d*unk.
"Drink this its a great hang over cure"...
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why waste you time focusing on the negative live your life full of happiness and love it makes you happier "
Revenge is fun?
These little personal wars of tit for tat escelation break up the monotony of the work day? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My ex thought I slept with someone as revenge for his cheating. After 25 years I thought he would know me better than that. I don't get satisfaction from vengeance. |
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"Nobody I care about has done anything to make me want to seek revenge on them. People who mean nothing to me have but I care so little about them that I couldn't be bothered to use my energy on them.
How little energy do you have?
Most revenge plots take minimal effort.
Like taking all the nuts of the studs that hold the wheels on somones tool cab, 2 mins effort tops.
Watching them get it 5 feet before hitting a bump and the wheels falling off, 10 miniutes of good laughter
Very little, I'm a decrepit old lady
Electric hand tools are very reasonably priced these days
Also fun fact, you know those fizzy orange vitamin C tablets you get with like 1.2g (10000% your rda) of vit c in them?
If you get somone to take about 5 of them they will have the most epic dihorrea of thier lives.
To the point thier actually squirting clear water out of thier arse when they run out of poop.
....i discovered this when there was nothing decent to drink in my exs place and i was using thoae tablets instead of orange squash
It's knowledge that has served me well.
Like when your friend was an ass the previous night when d*unk.
"Drink this its a great hang over cure"...
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I will store your useful tips for the next time one of my friends drinks too much sanatogen (fortified wine for old people).
It does remind me a bit of when a friend stole someone's open can of drink only to discover on taking a hefty swig that it had been used to extinguish cigarettes . I did laugh at that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why waste you time focusing on the negative live your life full of happiness and love it makes you happier
Revenge is fun?
These little personal wars of tit for tat escelation break up the monotony of the work day?"
Maybe putting shaving foam in Barry's work boots as revenge for him sewing your sleeves shut is fun,but sometimes revenge is nasty. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My ex (and the father of my children) joined a dating site and left the chat window open and his account was still logged in. I discovered the chat software when I logged in to do online banking. Clicked on the chat and up popped 15 message Windows from different women in the local area.
After having a mini rage on, I calmly messaged each of the women and told them it was his g/friend, that I'm sure they'd had enough of lying cheating bastards and they didn't need one more in their life. I then put a little disclaimer at the bottom of his profile about him cheating when his girlfriend and son slept upstairs.
I then went upstairs and put his clothes in black bags, dumped them outside and told him to collect his belongings and fuck off.
Two weeks later I discovered I was pregnant with our second son and went through the pregnancy alone.
Still, can laugh about it now and amazingly we get on for the sake of the kids. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"For me the best revenge is to let them see me living my life well. And that whatever they did to me- wasn't even a ripple. Not a blip on the radar. And smile in the face of their adversity!"
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