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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Bristol boy bristol came home one day to fing his true love has ran away

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Bristol boy bristol came home one day to fing his true love has ran away

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"She's gone to Bath", he said "but she was already clean". It would've interesting as she left her shoes behind.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

There was a young man from Bristol

Had a cock shaped like a pistol

"can I suck you off?"

She said with a cough

"My throats's sore like broken crystal"

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Resting on the SS Great Britain

I realised I had been bitten

What I thought was a bench

Was a tarty wench

And it was her face that I'd sat on.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

i really don't care

For that western super mare

Her cunts like the docks

Or 3 canal locks

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Oi live in Bristol

It be the centre of the world

As oi've been to nailsea

Beyond the M4

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

He's here all week folks!

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"He's here all week folks!"

Zider is what we has, me luvver

It do all that is good luck

But oid give it a miss in an instant

Just for a good fuck

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

An old Jewish prophet named Moses

Sais "A girl is a fool who supposes

That a man, as a rule, can boast that his tool

Is proportionally long as his nose is"

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I met a man in Glastonbury

He lived just down the street

We met at a sacred well (she said)

For a short but memorable meet

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I met a man in Glastonbury

He lived just down the street

We met at a sacred well (she said)

For a short but memorable meet

"

That not a limerick, Rabbi Burns

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I met a man in Glastonbury

He lived just down the street

We met at a sacred well (she said)

For a short but memorable meet

That not a limerick, Rabbi Burns

"

Fuck off, it's a poem

Don't matter if it don't rhyme proper

Get some thread and sew 'em

You disagreeable rotter

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