"Having sex with a blow up sheep in m & s
Being a bell end
Keeping neighbours up all night with he's constant hammering
MrsSB
Being to damn sexy
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Dressing up as bob the builder and doing handyman jobs for oaps for extortionate sums of cash |
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"Sticking his cock in a swimming pool filter
I can't come with something better than that on your profile haha brilliant "
Impersonating Russel Crow, whilst showing a lucky lady, tantric. |
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"Sticking his cock in a swimming pool filter
I can't come with something better than that on your profile haha brilliant
Impersonating Russel Crow, whilst showing a lucky lady, tantric."
Licking Chris Evans feet, whilst he is leading a protest against the bad ratings of his Top Gear appearance x |
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"Sticking his cock in a swimming pool filter
I can't come with something better than that on your profile haha brilliant
Impersonating Russel Crow, whilst showing a lucky lady, tantric.
Licking Chris Evans feet, whilst he is leading a protest against the bad ratings of his Top Gear appearance x"
oh barf..... |
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"Deliberately leaving a floater in the swimming pool.
Playing with the floater by pretending it's a submarine"
Doing another floater so there are two submarines to play with |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Deliberately leaving a floater in the swimming pool.
Playing with the floater by pretending it's a submarine
Doing another floater so there are two submarines to play with"
And putting little cocktail stick flags in them. |
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"Deliberately leaving a floater in the swimming pool.
Playing with the floater by pretending it's a submarine
Doing another floater so there are two submarines to play with
And putting little cocktail stick flags in them."
Lowering the tone! |
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