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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hyperventilate, scream and bang loudly and repeatedly on the doors until we're rescued.
Failing that sit there calmly, press the alarm, have a pleasant chat and probably browse on my phone. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hyperventilate, scream and bang loudly and repeatedly on the doors until we're rescued.
Failing that sit there calmly, press the alarm, have a pleasant chat and probably browse on my phone. "
...imagine if your phone has no signal.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hyperventilate, scream and bang loudly and repeatedly on the doors until we're rescued.
Failing that sit there calmly, press the alarm, have a pleasant chat and probably browse on my phone. "
Phones tend to have difficulties in lift shafts (not all but a lot of them)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Press the emergency button and wait for the fire brigade 
Curve ball - The emergency button's not working."
Dial 999 on my mobile and ask for the fire brigade |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Press the emergency button and wait for the fire brigade
Curve ball - The emergency button's not working.
Dial 999 on my mobile and ask for the fire brigade "
...you're too good at this game. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thats my biggest fear ,getting stuck in a lift  "
I did once. An old rickety doorless one that could only take a max of 6 in a hotel in Brussels. Stuck between floors, all I could see in front of me was a brick wall.
I don't mind admitting it was a terrifying experience. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Depends on how long we're going to be stuck there for & if it's a public one that smells of wee (carpark types) or a nice clean one with piped music "
It's a clean one and it's playing a few decent tracks every now amd again |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thats my biggest fear ,getting stuck in a lift
I did once. An old rickety doorless one that could only take a max of 6 in a hotel in Brussels. Stuck between floors, all I could see in front of me was a brick wall.
I don't mind admitting it was a terrifying experience. "
Wow, how long were you in there for? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd hope the floor was clean enough to sit on and crack open the emergency sweets. Hope you like midget gems or a squashed Twirl."
...more of a fizzy cola bottle fan myself but beggars can't be choosers I suppose. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends on how long we're going to be stuck there for & if it's a public one that smells of wee (carpark types) or a nice clean one with piped music
It's a clean one and it's playing a few decent tracks every now amd again "
In that case I'd probably chat incessantly to calm my nerves, you'd be the one banging on the emergency button.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Depends on how long we're going to be stuck there for & if it's a public one that smells of wee (carpark types) or a nice clean one with piped music
It's a clean one and it's playing a few decent tracks every now amd again
In that case I'd probably chat incessantly to calm my nerves, you'd be the one banging on the emergency button.... "
Haha, I probably would be as well.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Take a nap until help arrives.
I  naps."
Aw.
But wait, there's not enough room to lie down. A nap while you're standing?
(Reminds me of a scene in Rat Race where Rowan Atkinson falls asleep standing up) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Play rock paper scissors
...best of 3?
What do I get when I win
Hmmm, haven't thought that far ahead. I usually like to go with the flow. "
Well if we are stick stuck after rock paper scissors, how about a game of truth or dare? We might be stuck for a while |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Play rock paper scissors
...best of 3?
What do I get when I win
Hmmm, haven't thought that far ahead. I usually like to go with the flow.
Well if we are stick stuck after rock paper scissors, how about a game of truth or dare? We might be stuck for a while "
Sure, why not. You first though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Play rock paper scissors
...best of 3?
What do I get when I win
Hmmm, haven't thought that far ahead. I usually like to go with the flow.
Well if we are stick stuck after rock paper scissors, how about a game of truth or dare? We might be stuck for a while
Sure, why not. You first though."
I always go with dare  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Play rock paper scissors
...best of 3?
What do I get when I win
Hmmm, haven't thought that far ahead. I usually like to go with the flow.
Well if we are stick stuck after rock paper scissors, how about a game of truth or dare? We might be stuck for a while
Sure, why not. You first though.
I always go with dare "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...me and you were stuck in an elevator?  "
I'm sure you are very nice but I'll probably get very hot and then start to panic if I'm honest, I get all panicked if a lorry parks outside the front of my building blocking the light out, I feel to hemmed in!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...me and you were stuck in an elevator?
I'm sure you are very nice but I'll probably get very hot and then start to panic if I'm honest, I get all panicked if a lorry parks outside the front of my building blocking the light out, I feel to hemmed in!!
G x"
Oh dear  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...me and you were stuck in an elevator? "
Offer you my hand in marriage and hopefully you will get pregnant so I can pack in work and be a stay at home father. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...me and you were stuck in an elevator?
Offer you my hand in marriage and hopefully you will get pregnant so I can pack in work and be a stay at home father. "
...hate to break it to you but I'm unable to give birth. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Reminds me of when I was about 14 at a family do, I climbed into a dumb waiter and got sent down to the kitchen but it went past the kitchen and got stuck at the bottom if the shaft, I was curled up in a tiny lift looking at a brick wall, I thought I was gonna die and had a major eppy, I was only stuck for about ten minutes but it was horrible. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Reminds me of when I was about 14 at a family do, I climbed into a dumb waiter and got sent down to the kitchen but it went past the kitchen and got stuck at the bottom if the shaft, I was curled up in a tiny lift looking at a brick wall, I thought I was gonna die and had a major eppy, I was only stuck for about ten minutes but it was horrible. "
Wow |
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"find the tile that lifts up in the roof and get a 'buch up' to go have a pole shimmy and a ganders "
Oh yes! My life for of woman. I'll give you the leg up and thenot swing up after you we'll be out in no time. |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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"find the tile that lifts up in the roof and get a 'buch up' to go have a pole shimmy and a ganders
Oh yes! My life for of woman. I'll give you the leg up and thenot swing up after you we'll be out in no time."
ots like a mr and mrs smith moment..ive never had the excuse to do this..so i want to..without getting banned from the building..it was an emergency blah blah... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I used to work at Thorntons and it was common practice to take a girl into the lift and open the inner gate between floors so the lift would stop. There was usually plenty of banging on the outer gates of other floors and shouts of "Hurry up you bastards, we know what you're doing"  "
Haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"press that button - tell you that im no good in enclosed spaces and let you deal with me "
Found it. Definitely missed this one.
Oh, I can think of a few ways of dealing with you. Hehe 
...are we friends again? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...me and you were stuck in an elevator?
Probably ignore you and play with my phone
Does the game have 2 player mode?"
I don't play games... I just come to fab forums for my entertainment  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"well i would be sullking now as you ignored me - how rude
Apologies, I may have missed your comment. Let me scroll up to see if I can find it  "
too late - firemen rescued us |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"well i would be sullking now as you ignored me - how rude
Apologies, I may have missed your comment. Let me scroll up to see if I can find it
too late - firemen rescued us "
...fuck. Timing was never my thing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...me and you were stuck in an elevator?
Probably ignore you and play with my phone
Does the game have 2 player mode?
I don't play games... I just come to fab forums for my entertainment "
You could start a thread about how you're stuck in a lift with a guy.
...I would probably see it and reply with "funny that. I seem to be in the same situation". |
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