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Sexy Liverpudlian seeks solvent handsome male
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hi I'm Granny
Funny
Articulate
Intelligent
Sexy
Fortyish lady
Seeking
Handsome solvent intelligent male
(Cause im running outta close meets and i canna be arsed ta look further)
Mail me with enclosed CV and photo xx  |
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"Hi I'm Granny
Funny
Articulate
Intelligent
Sexy
Fortyish lady
Seeking
Handsome solvent intelligent male
(Cause im running outta close meets and i canna be arsed ta look further)
Mail me with enclosed CV and photo xx "
bout time you got a pic up granny lmao |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi I'm Granny
Funny
Articulate
Intelligent
Sexy
Fortyish lady
Seeking
Handsome solvent intelligent male
(Cause im running outta close meets and i canna be arsed ta look further)
Mail me with enclosed CV and photo xx "
Granny may just forgive you as you've knocked years of her age!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"2 words soapy....
Death wish..... 
oh well... as long as i can comfort all the women at ya wake that is fine.... "
Oi if theres women there ill be at the front a the queue xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"2 words soapy....
Death wish.....
oh well... as long as i can comfort all the women at ya wake that is fine....
Oi if theres women there ill be at the front a the queue xx "
In the coffin/funeral car yeah haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you are all so baa-aad, hope Granny rams the grief big styleeeee
Pssssttt!!! ....I think he is looking a bit 'sheepish'
wool, wouldn't ewe??/"
Think he's in for a roasting |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just so ya are all aware Granny has seen and approved this thread and is apparently on her way down ta me ta bring me a set of kitchen knives or summat
Wasn't really listening as i got all excited xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just so ya are all aware Granny has seen and approved this thread and is apparently on her way down ta me ta bring me a set of kitchen knives or summat
Wasn't really listening as i got all excited xx "
It was lovely knowing you xx |
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"Just so ya are all aware Granny has seen and approved this thread and is apparently on her way down ta me ta bring me a set of kitchen knives or summat
Wasn't really listening as i got all excited xx Think you had best borrow someones tin knickers "
body armour may be more suitable lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There once was a swinger called Soapy !
Who did something incredibly dopey.
He promised group sex to a woman perplexed.
And made her all upwards and hopey.
He brought EVERY male in the world
Who could think and was true to his word
But when she demanded her wishes
They were BOTH doing dishes
So Granny to Soapy did turn.
Desiring sensations of sex
Mighty muscles she started to flex
When Granny inserted - Craig whinged that it hurted.
And the mood turned to mutual vex.
'Can't see a thing! Soapy cried
One more minute it's fact he'd have died.
Cos when Granny went down on this undersized clown.
The whole of him slid up inside.
Get me out of this vag - This is crass
Soapy felt like a dildo of glass
One gush got him out. With a grin Granny shouts
That wasn't my vag ' twas my ass !
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There once was a swinger called Soapy !
Who did something incredibly dopey.
He promised group sex to a woman perplexed.
And made her all upwards and hopey.
He brought EVERY male in the world
Who could think and was true to his word
But when she demanded her wishes
They were BOTH doing dishes
So Granny to Soapy did turn.
Desiring sensations of sex
Mighty muscles she started to flex
When Granny inserted - Craig whinged that it hurted.
And the mood turned to mutual vex.
'Can't see a thing! Soapy cried
One more minute it's fact he'd have died.
Cos when Granny went down on this undersized clown.
The whole of him slid up inside.
Get me out of this vag - This is crass
Soapy felt like a dildo of glass
One gush got him out. With a grin Granny shouts
That wasn't my vag ' twas my ass !
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brilliant granny, btw craig always goes in via the back door lol |
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