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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I won't travel more than a few feet for someone i don't know. I won't meet those that can't accomodate....

Sadly or gladly this means that i am mostly fucking scousers or other inferior regional types who have taken up residence here or live not too far away.

How long before stocks are depleted ? How soon before I have to 'lower' standards ?

Shocking ...im gonna have to be a bedouin with intent ...... snigger

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

suggestions please !

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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How low can you go?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Get a camper van, then you will always be at home even when you are on meets

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

granny just become a gypsy, i can see u in one of those old style brightly painted caravans, with a horse!!

U could wander from town to town, and spring is coming, so it would be warm enough!!

Plus the accom problem is fixed too!!

x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Actually the Gypsy rose lee thing aint far off as Granny can predict the future

She once told me that i was gonna have the rip taken outta a me at one of the last socials and she was spot on xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Get a camper van, then you will always be at home even when you are on meets "

got one, its called a shagmobile.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" I won't travel more than a few feet for someone i don't know. I won't meet those that can't accomodate....

Sadly or gladly this means that i am mostly fucking scousers or other inferior regional types who have taken up residence here or live not too far away.

How long before stocks are depleted ? How soon before I have to 'lower' standards ?

Shocking ...im gonna have to be a bedouin with intent ...... snigger"

u wont travel ??? rumour has it you had avery exciting weekend in newport last year ???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Get a camper van, then you will always be at home even when you are on meets

got one, its called a shagmobile. "

in that case get yer arse over here lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


" I won't travel more than a few feet for someone i don't know. I won't meet those that can't accomodate....

Sadly or gladly this means that i am mostly fucking scousers or other inferior regional types who have taken up residence here or live not too far away.

How long before stocks are depleted ? How soon before I have to 'lower' standards ?

Shocking ...im gonna have to be a bedouin with intent ...... snigger

u wont travel ??? rumour has it you had avery exciting weekend in newport last year ??? "

I was locked in the bloody car park for two days !!

That was a social not a shaaaaaaaaag .... tsk x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"granny just become a gypsy, i can see u in one of those old style brightly painted caravans, with a horse!!

U could wander from town to town, and spring is coming, so it would be warm enough!!

Plus the accom problem is fixed too!!

x"

I can just imagine her trying to flog lucky heather at my front door and putting a curse on me after I tell her to bugger off.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How low can you go? "

1 million demerits to the first person to mention Soapy

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"granny just become a gypsy, i can see u in one of those old style brightly painted caravans, with a horse!!

U could wander from town to town, and spring is coming, so it would be warm enough!!

Plus the accom problem is fixed too!!

x

I can just imagine her trying to flog lucky heather at my front door and putting a curse on me after I tell her to bugger off. "

I wouldn't let you speak to Lucky Heather like that. She might like flogging but she's not into anal.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lucky Heather makes me itch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" I won't travel more than a few feet for someone i don't know. I won't meet those that can't accomodate....

Sadly or gladly this means that i am mostly fucking scousers or other inferior regional types who have taken up residence here or live not too far away.

How long before stocks are depleted ? How soon before I have to 'lower' standards ?

Shocking ...im gonna have to be a bedouin with intent ...... snigger

u wont travel ??? rumour has it you had avery exciting weekend in newport last year ???

I was locked in the bloody car park for two days !!

That was a social not a shaaaaaaaaag .... tsk x "

Still makes me giggle to think of it ...... of all the places to get stuck in a car park

they call it newport.... concrete jungle where dreams are made of......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"granny just become a gypsy, i can see u in one of those old style brightly painted caravans, with a horse!!

U could wander from town to town, and spring is coming, so it would be warm enough!!

Plus the accom problem is fixed too!!

x

I can just imagine her trying to flog lucky heather at my front door and putting a curse on me after I tell her to bugger off.

I wouldn't let you speak to Lucky Heather like that. She might like flogging but she's not into anal. "

Dont granny, ive just spilt me tea, and i think ive also wet myself laughing!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"granny just become a gypsy, i can see u in one of those old style brightly painted caravans, with a horse!!

U could wander from town to town, and spring is coming, so it would be warm enough!!

Plus the accom problem is fixed too!!

x

I can just imagine her trying to flog lucky heather at my front door and putting a curse on me after I tell her to bugger off.

I wouldn't let you speak to Lucky Heather like that. She might like flogging but she's not into anal. "

Haa haa haa haa thank God for Tena Lady: Granny you're a hoot!

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