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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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OK same as previously posted male demerit system as applies to female:
Simple duties:
Cooking meat and potatoes with lots of fat and real butter +10
Cooking healthy meals with lots of veggies 0
Cooking anything with quiche, French names, or macrobiotic labels -5
Pointing out +10 meal is bad for you -20
Making husband do dishes -100
Any sex for hubby +1
Sex followed by compliment on performance +5
Sex without foreplay +10
Sex without talking +100 With dirty talk +200
Sex followed by undisturbed nap +300
Sex with resigned look and heavy sigh -1
Sex followed by discussion of days events -10
Sex followed by notification of visit by in-laws -100
Sex followed by notification of bad event ( ie: honey I crashed the car or honey the TV is broken) -500
Social engagement- very simple from the male point of view.
Being allowed to stay home +100
Being made to go -10
Being made to dress up ( anything not requiring Levis) -20
Being made to shop for new clothes before dressing up and going -50
Being made to dance -100
Being warned about being on best behavior so as not to be an embarrassment -200
Movie night:
Making husband go to any movie with car chases, horses, guns or swords, or death toll over fifty +10
Any movie with the words art film attached -10
Any movie with Sean Penn, Meryl Streep, Susan Sarandan or her hubby, Alec Baldwin, Oprah or Whoopie -100
Any movie with weddings, funerals or social occasions filled with talk, that does not involve cars, horses, guns+ swords, or death tolls over fifty -200
Birthdays:
Forgetting it after age forty +1, after age 50 +10
Letting husband buy own present +20
Party at Vegas +100
Party at strip club +1000
Party with relatives other than wife -10
Party with dancing other than strippers -100
Party with d*unken relatives dancing -1000
Physical appearance:
Compliments on hubby's physical condition +10
Ignoring physical condition +5
Gentle smile and no comment +1
Sarcastic comments involving food preferences -10
Buying him a gym membership without him asking -20
Giving away his favorite easy chair or messing with his TV time -50
Discussing anything regarding his being out of shape with relatives or girlfriends -100
Communication:
Silent smile +1
Confining conversations to TV commercial time +10
Silent treatment when wife ain't mad +20
Silent treatment when she's mad -10
Talking about important stuff 0
Talking about anything not important to hubby -5
Same as above during critical moments of a TV program -50
Talking after sex (unless awesome compliment or promise of return engagement), -100
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