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What New TV Show Would You Invent?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'd have a new late night version of celebrity on ice called
'Nuddy Celebs Sucking and Fucking On Ice' where well known celebs would literally have to perform.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cum Dine With Me.
Instead of watching a bunch of pompous borderline alcoholics shovel pretentious shit from oven to plate they are force fed my jizz in vast quantities."
Now I would pay to see that ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cum Dine With Me.
Instead of watching a bunch of pompous borderline alcoholics shovel pretentious shit from oven to plate they are force fed my jizz in vast quantities."
A confit of cock served with a spicy jus. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cum Dine With Me.
Instead of watching a bunch of pompous borderline alcoholics shovel pretentious shit from oven to plate they are force fed my jizz in vast quantities."
Lol couldnt of put it better myself  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Country Paedophile - special rural edition of Crimewatch
Eastbenders - Chinese remake of Queer as Folk
Holly Smokes - Holly Willoughby indulges my smoking fetish by smoking cigarettes for half an hour.
Holly Tokes - Special late-night edition of the above. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cum Dine With Me.
Instead of watching a bunch of pompous borderline alcoholics shovel pretentious shit from oven to plate they are force fed my jizz in vast quantities.
Now I would pay to see that !"
id pay to star in it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Swingers Coach Trip. A journey around Europes Swinging Hotspots. Points awarded for number of shags, nudist beach shags, swinging clubs attended etc. You would get voted off for poor hygiene, slipping the condom off, getting pissed, being a pest etc.
The last couple/winners get to shag the tour guide........ME  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Swingers Coach Trip. A journey around Europes Swinging Hotspots. Points awarded for number of shags, nudist beach shags, swinging clubs attended etc. You would get voted off for poor hygiene, slipping the condom off, getting pissed, being a pest etc.
The last couple/winners get to shag the tour guide........ME "
great minds lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd invent a show called (and its a catchy title) celebrity tit fishing.
Where jeremy clarkson, alan carr, and a bunch of other well known tits throw themselves into a lake and then members of the public have to catch them with a rod |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cum Dine With Me.
Instead of watching a bunch of pompous borderline alcoholics shovel pretentious shit from oven to plate they are force fed my jizz in vast quantities."
What goes on in your head?!! |
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Hell's Kitchen
Each week there is a live phone vote where viewers decide which celebrity chef get's to be burnt at the stake on live TV.
Because of the immense egos involved the chefs would actually agree to take part just to see who was the most popular. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Take Me Out…. similar studio format but the guy has a sniper rifle to eliminate the ones who keep their light on but he doesn’t fancy."
You're as bad as Funky! |
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Top GEAR
Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond are forced to take huge amounts of LSD and Cocaine then are strapped into luxury sports cars and made to drive along dramatic spiraling cliff top roads with hilarious consequences |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Top GEAR
Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond are forced to take huge amounts of LSD and Cocaine then are strapped into luxury sports cars and made to drive along dramatic spiraling cliff top roads with hilarious consequences"
My kinda show...Clarkson annoys the shit outta me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"EastGenders.... spot the lady-boy for cash.... but get it wrong and you get bummed by Well'ard"
would it be called BeastGenders then?
beastiality and tv's? |
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Fifth Gear ….. six lines are set up on the glass coffee table… 5 are good shit and the other one is rat poison. If the junkie can correctly snort five lines of gear without snorting the rat poison they win fully funded rehab at a top celeb clinic. |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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Braniac - rig up the brain of certain fab members to see the intricacies of exactly how their minds work. Would have to be a post watershed programme as I reckon it could well be scary  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Clarkson annoys the shit outta me
The 3 of them do my head in 
James May is sex on legs! I so would!!!"
Don't lie...thats like me saying i want to fuck Judy Finnigan
oh wait... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Clarkson annoys the shit outta me
The 3 of them do my head in
James May is sex on legs! I so would!!!
Don't lie...thats like me saying i want to fuck Judy Finnigan
oh wait..."
lmaooooo we have shocking celeb crushes |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Clarkson annoys the shit outta me
The 3 of them do my head in
James May is sex on legs! I so would!!!
Don't lie...thats like me saying i want to fuck Judy Finnigan
oh wait..."
lolnow that is just sick |
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"Turtle Wipeout
Endangered species of turtles compete on the wipeout course, With the losers being made into soup and the winner gets to make lots of baby turtles on a tropical paradise island"
I didn't know you were a geordie Sam! |
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"Turtle Wipeout
Endangered species of turtles compete on the wipeout course, With the losers being made into soup and the winner gets to make lots of baby turtles on a tropical paradise island
I didn't know you were a geordie Sam!"
y i man  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Top GEAR
Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond are forced to take huge amounts of LSD and Cocaine then are strapped into luxury sports cars and made to drive along dramatic spiraling cliff top roads with hilarious consequences
My kinda show...Clarkson annoys the shit outta me"
Ive met Jezza he's actually a very nice guy lol |
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i"m a celebritree get me out of here
celebs are covered in leaves and branches with superglue and buried up to there waist in a field.
hundreds of dogs desperate for a wee are let loose in the field
last person who begs to leave wins |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Deadliest Snatch. Desperate sou' wester wearing tossers are invited to insert their cocks into fannys specially fitted with teeth, razor blades, bear traps, threshing machines. Only one fanny is safe............. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Queue? Aye!
The Jocks take on the Geordies to find out who can form the longest, most orderly queue to get into a nightclub in January. Points are deducted for coat & jumper wearers. |
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youve been framed
each week the contestants have a secret vote to find the weeks most annoying celeb and then they spend the next week trying to frame them before reporting them to the police, The contestant whos made up case which ends with the celeb doing the most time in prison wins |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"youve been framed
each week the contestants have a secret vote to find the weeks most annoying celeb and then they spend the next week trying to frame them before reporting them to the police, The contestant whos made up case which ends with the celeb doing the most time in prison wins"
An new revamped This is your life...and it is your life!
Broadcast live 24/7 via a camera on your set...yawn lol |
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britain by bike
a team of guys set off from lands end with the only mode of transport allowed is a piggy back ride by the local village/town bike theyve pulled in the pub the night before..at the end of the week whoever is the furthest from the starting point wins |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Scars In Their Eyes…. each week 5 pensioners with cataracts compete to win private eye surgery by complete a dangerous obstacle course… with hilarious consequences
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You are just way far too good at this...love it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd invent a program called 'Closedown'
It would be a radical new concept in which it appear that the tv station shut down at about 11:30pm and a testcard appeared.
That would be a winner I think |
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'Top of the Flops'....A show where guys with erectile disfunction line up and attempt to get it up when a naked woman dances in front of them....first one to get a full hard on wins....could be a long show though, akin to watching the Superbowl. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The Only Way is Essex" where ridiculous, idiotic arseholes who can't act even if their mothers lives depended on it, portray complete fucking dickheads to an embarrasingly poor script.
Hang on a minute...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Constipation Street. Regulars at The Rovers are fed laxative laced Bettys Hotpot and 'Oh No', you've guessed it, the doors to the toilets are jammed. The winner is the irregular regular who makes it through the omnibus edition without soiling themselves. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The Bi-Curious-onic man/woman where our leading male/female sustains severe injuries during a stag night/shopping spree in Next, and the replacement of injured body parts results in a curious sexual attraction to members of the same sex .... |
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