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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Are just as good as sex ?

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"Are just as good as sex ?

If you think Gregg's rubbish(IMO) are better than sex, wait until you try a west Cornwall pasty company pasty, you'll think you've had a threesome with two porn stars

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Never mind that, they're better than some of the sex I've had!

Yes, I've had some truly bad sex!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have them every now and then and I've never felt good about it afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

greasey pastry

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple over a year ago

Halifax

Hungry and want one now .Miss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've never had one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You guys are doing it wrong if you think any pie is better than sex

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I like the cheese and bacon turnover thingies.

I've not had one in a very long time though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are just as good as sex ?

If you think Gregg's rubbish(IMO) are better than sex, wait until you try a west Cornwall pasty company pasty, you'll think you've had a threesome with two porn stars"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"Are just as good as sex ?

If you think Gregg's rubbish(IMO) are better than sex, wait until you try a west Cornwall pasty company pasty, you'll think you've had a threesome with two porn stars

Lol

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"You guys are doing it wrong if you think any pie is better than sex

Cream pie ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not a pasty kind of woman. I prefer something less greasy and fatty.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You guys are doing it wrong if you think any pie is better than sex

Depends how hungry you are and how much sex you have had. I love a cherry pie.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Are just as good as sex ?

Have you stuck your cock in it ?

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By *unloversCouple over a year ago

rotherham

What a strange comparrison

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Are just as good as sex ?

Have you stuck your cock in it ?"

I think there was a film about that wasn't there? American Pasty or something.

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I've had a couple of the sweet ones but I imagine the savoury ones taste a bit like lorry drivers armpits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are just as good as sex ?

wow,,you must have a poor sex life

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are just as good as sex ?

Have you stuck your cock in it ?"

Erm No !

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are just as good as sex ?

wow,,you must have a poor sex life

I have ...I shagged you didn't I ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are just as good as sex ?

wow,,you must have a poor sex life

I have ...I shagged you didn't I ?

ha,in yer dreams

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go to iceland. You can buy them frozen and bake anytime you want

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are just as good as sex ?

And Ginsters as good as..well I can't think of mutch really

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Are just as good as sex ?

Have you stuck your cock in it ?

Erm No !

Thought so. It's up your bum innit ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are just as good as sex ?

wow,,you must have a poor sex life

I have ...I shagged you didn't I ?

ha,in yer dreams

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Go to iceland. You can buy them frozen and bake anytime you want

No one is going to Iceland after last weeks result are they ?

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Go to iceland. You can buy them frozen and bake anytime you want

That sounds like a very dangerous thing to do

The shops are relatively easy to avoid but my freezer not so much.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sex doesn't give me heartburn .

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sex doesn't give me heartburn .

Yes ..pastry always give me heartburn .....Ranitidine (Zantac)cures this very well.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I always feel slightly used and dirty afterwards but yet can't keep away from them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are just as good as sex ?

wow,,you must have a poor sex life

I have ...I shagged you didn't I ?

ha,in yer dreams

I found your song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VuyQuRAsHI

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Round here the sausage roll is referred to as the Greggs dummy

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By *arehamMan over a year ago

handforth

Cornish is the best one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sex doesn't give me heartburn .

Yes ..pastry always give me heartburn .....Ranitidine (Zantac)cures this very well."

Or avoid greggs .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cornish is the best one"

Mmm agree .

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan over a year ago

Kent

"Are just as good as sex ?

Have you stuck your cock in it ?

Erm No !

Unlike the guy in the Greggs bakery

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Round here the sausage roll is referred to as the Greggs dummy

Cold tea and greggs dummy .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go to iceland. You can buy them frozen and bake anytime you want

That sounds like a very dangerous thing to do

The shops are relatively easy to avoid but my freezer not so much."
you got a point there lol. X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go to iceland. You can buy them frozen and bake anytime you want

No one is going to Iceland after last weeks result are they ? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are just as good as sex ?

wow,,you must have a poor sex life

I have ...I shagged you didn't I ?

ha,in yer dreams

I found your song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VuyQuRAsHI"

HeHe...living joy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i think greggs quality has dropped.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"i think greggs quality has dropped.

I agree. It's a crying shame when high class catering begins the sad descent.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

From a cornish girl, the shite that's greggs serve up is not!! A pasty

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By *ischief ManagedCouple over a year ago

manchester

"Are just as good as sex ?

If you think Gregg's rubbish(IMO) are better than sex, wait until you try a west Cornwall pasty company pasty, you'll think you've had a threesome with two porn stars"

Have to agree, traditional Cornish pasty, with savoury one end and sweet the other!! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i think greggs quality has dropped.

I'm pretty sure it didn't have any to begin with

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gotta say greenhalghs is nicer than greggs.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Hollands meat and potato pie.

Should be done under trades description.

I took the lid off once. Grey slop. No lumps of anything.

Should serve it with a straw.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You guys are doing it wrong if you think any pie is better than sex

Cream pie ? "

Can you get them from Greggs?

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"You guys are doing it wrong if you think any pie is better than sex

Cream pie ?

Can you get them from Greggs?

You can if it's slutty sue serving, it's on her secret menu

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By *ensualtouch15Man over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Are just as good as sex ?

Are more vile than crack cocaine and mc Donald's

Processed addictive shit

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"Are just as good as sex ?

Are more vile than crack cocaine and mc Donald's

Processed addictive shit "

Couldn't agree more, Cornwall is full of junkys breaking into houses to feed there pasty addiction

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By *chooloffilthWoman over a year ago

Manchester

"greasey pastry

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By *eliz NelsonMan over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

True story...

I was in a shop recently and a large lady was struggling to manouvre in a particular part of the shop...

She turned to a sales asst and said 'You've heard of fifty shades of grey! Well I'm fifty shades of Greggs!'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah because we all love a cold pasty !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your welcome to them.

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By *lla_maiWoman over a year ago

staffordshire

"Are just as good as sex ?

Id of agreed with this for the first 6 years of sex

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By *mojeeCouple over a year ago

Dunfermline

Vastly over rated and over priced. They don't even taste that nice either.

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Greggs do an awesome steak and cheese roll.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I find it an impossibility to leave a Greggs without uttering the fateful words ' ... and a sausage roll please'

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By *i1971Man over a year ago

Cornwall

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By *ensualtouch15Man over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Are just as good as sex ?

Are more vile than crack cocaine and mc Donald's

Processed addictive shit

Couldn't agree more, Cornwall is full of junkys breaking into houses to feed there pasty addiction"

They are affordable and addictive ? No need for crime ?

Many cocaine addicts can afford their pleasure , many nicotine addicts can afford their pleasure

My point is they are shit and addictive just like other drugs

Mmm but they taste nice

So do many drugs that harm the body

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've had a couple of the sweet ones but I imagine the savoury ones taste a bit like lorry drivers armpits

thats done it haha

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

After a day working in Cornwall it was to good an opportunity to miss and I'm pleased to announce that the west Cornwall pasty company's are bloody gorgeous

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By *umpkinMan over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

I hardly ever eat any pies, pasties of similar now! I find the pastry either too greasy, too hard or simply too filling! Pasties are the worst no matter who makes them!

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