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over a year ago
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""Fancy a quick drink?"
1. Look surprised
2. Check watch
3. Say "yeah, go on then"
4. Miss last train home"
17.44 and you missed the last train home?
Where the fuck are you?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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""Fancy a quick drink?"
1. Look surprised
2. Check watch
3. Say "yeah, go on then"
4. Miss last train home"
Stood at station,watching last train home leave the other platform. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Fancy a quick drink?"
1. Look surprised
2. Check watch
3. Say "yeah, go on then"
4. Miss last train home
17.44 and you missed the last train home?
Where the fuck are you? "
Somewhere between there and clarkesville |
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Don;t you mean:
1. hold referendum you think you'll win
2. pretend you like it
3. defend the proposition as if some other Eaton educated fat-faced cunt suggested it in the first place
4. resign and leave someone else to clear up the mess
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My British problem was how to talk about the fact that Colgate made my fanny tingle all over the other night!  
Colgate is for your teeth, don't rub it on your fanny lol"
I didn't!
It was my other half's idea! |
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"My British problem was how to talk about the fact that Colgate made my fanny tingle all over the other night! "
Is he still using that bloody stun gun....... |
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"My British problem was how to talk about the fact that Colgate made my fanny tingle all over the other night!
Colgate is for your teeth, don't rub it on your fanny lol
I didn't!
It was my other half's idea!"
Now I'm confused. I was joking about toothpaste. Did Colgate the OP or Colgate toothpaste make you tingle? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I love their Twitter account. Absolutely spot on!
"Look, let's just forget it" - Translation: I will remember this until my dying day
Making it clear just how much you despise someone's suggested plan by saying "could do"
Never feeling more uncomfortable than when giving the small nod and polite hello to a passerby, only to be completely blanked
Concentrating so hard on the appropriate eye-contact-to-looking-away ratio that you have no idea what's being said to you
Last night: "We could get up early, have a bike ride, bake a cake, go to the cinema, have people round for lunch..."
This morning: "Telly?"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My British problem was how to talk about the fact that Colgate made my fanny tingle all over the other night!
Colgate is for your teeth, don't rub it on your fanny lol
I didn't!
It was my other half's idea!
Now I'm confused. I was joking about toothpaste. Did Colgate the OP or Colgate toothpaste make you tingle? "
Colgate toothpaste- applied mouth to foof by my fella, as a 'solution' to a sore foof- followed by his 'gentle' attentions! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" I love their Twitter account. Absolutely spot on!
"Look, let's just forget it" - Translation: I will remember this until my dying day
Making it clear just how much you despise someone's suggested plan by saying "could do"
Never feeling more uncomfortable than when giving the small nod and polite hello to a passerby, only to be completely blanked
Concentrating so hard on the appropriate eye-contact-to-looking-away ratio that you have no idea what's being said to you
Last night: "We could get up early, have a bike ride, bake a cake, go to the cinema, have people round for lunch..."
This morning: "Telly?"
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The last one is me,except it's bed not telly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Colgate toothpaste- applied mouth to foof by my fella, as a 'solution' to a sore foof- followed by his 'gentle' attentions!
Get him to rub it on your arsehole.
You'll have a ring of confidence  "
Well if it whitens your teeth....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Colgate toothpaste- applied mouth to foof by my fella, as a 'solution' to a sore foof- followed by his 'gentle' attentions!
Get him to rub it on your arsehole.
You'll have a ring of confidence
Well if it whitens your teeth......."
Just looked at the tube and it Is the whitening one! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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""Fancy a quick drink?"
1. Look surprised
2. Check watch
3. Say "yeah, go on then"
4. Miss last train home"
no chance of that happening here
no train station |
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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago
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""Fancy a quick drink?"
1. Look surprised
2. Check watch
3. Say "yeah, go on then"
4. Miss last train home
no chance of that happening here
no train station"
Oh dear, even longer walk home |
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