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over a year ago
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"I try my best not to kill people, meh, you win some you lose some but I try 
That sounds like more of an aspiration than a rule.  "
Not if the rule is that I try. 'Twas but a joke anyway.  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Don't put your fingers anywhere you wouldn't put your cock.
Don't go sticking your cock in the soft fruit!
Or Apple Pies "
One of my long ago exes used to stick his in a baguette on the days we didn't see each other. That was when I realised I have no chance of understanding men.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Don't put your fingers anywhere you wouldn't put your cock.
Don't go sticking your cock in the soft fruit!
Not even a soon to be nibbled pineapple ring?   "
I don't think of pineapples as soft fruit. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Never put off until tomorrow, something that could be done today.
Because if you do it today and you like it, you can do it again tomorrow! "
That sounds much better than my, Never put off today what you can put off until next week.  |
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"Don't put your fingers anywhere you wouldn't put your cock.
Don't go sticking your cock in the soft fruit!
Not even a soon to be nibbled pineapple ring?
I don't think of pineapples as soft fruit. "
Not the tinned ones no |
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