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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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When you log on do you still get that little tingle of excitement when that oh so hopeful "sign" appears or are you jaded to it now?
Still play the game of I'll read it in 15 minutes,hey I don't drink or take drugs so gotta get my adrenaline kick from somewhere...I'll fetch my coat  |
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"When you log on do you still get that little tingle of excitement when that oh so hopeful "sign" appears or are you jaded to it now?
Still play the game of I'll read it in 15 minutes,hey I don't drink or take drugs so gotta get my adrenaline kick from somewhere...I'll fetch my coat "
That made me smile . So sweet.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you log on do you still get that little tingle of excitement when that oh so hopeful "sign" appears or are you jaded to it now?
Still play the game of I'll read it in 15 minutes,hey I don't drink or take drugs so gotta get my adrenaline kick from somewhere...I'll fetch my coat "
Haha. I put a coffee on in the hope when I read it, it will be more than a sentence to read. Haha. Which inevitably it is. A one word answer to a well written message from me. It was misspelled too.   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm with you OP!
The ladies get so many they don't know what you're talking about.
For us it's like 'what!? Surely some mistake ..' before running around the room high fiving everyone in sight.
Bu then it's the crushing disappointment when it's from a guy offering to suck your cock  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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a little bit jaded that my inbox will be disappointing.
but i've made some nice friends on here as well and i know there'll be something from them in there and that is why i log in.  |
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By *ussiesCouple
over a year ago
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Sometimes I unread several messages, so when my wifey logs on, she screams omg we've got 10 messages wohooo woopy woo,
Yes I know it's childish, but I still think it's funny every night, I can't believe she still falls for it. Haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I got excited the first time one of my mails was read. Then I figured out there would be no reply....then shattered when I figured out people delete without reading them!
But the excitement from a mail is difficult to describe.  I may wait an hour next time I get one now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any messages tell me I'm in Trouble  "
Every few months my inbox icon finally lights up - renewing my site subscription and getting the confirmation message is the best way to get incoming mail I find |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I still get excited about the one you get from FAB thanking you for becoming a supporter once you have paid. I look forward to my one message a month "
Ha jinx - beat me to it! I'm with you brother!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I still get excited about the one you get from FAB thanking you for becoming a supporter once you have paid. I look forward to my one message a month
Ha jinx - beat me to it! I'm with you brother! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any message with a silhouette frightens the life out of me"
I know, how do those silhouettes manage to see what they are typing when they have no eyes. Something creepy going on for sure! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you log on do you still get that little tingle of excitement when that oh so hopeful "sign" appears or are you jaded to it now?
Still play the game of I'll read it in 15 minutes,hey I don't drink or take drugs so gotta get my adrenaline kick from somewhere...I'll fetch my coat "
Hahahahahaha thats funny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you log on do you still get that little tingle of excitement when that oh so hopeful "sign" appears or are you jaded to it now?
Still play the game of I'll read it in 15 minutes,hey I don't drink or take drugs so gotta get my adrenaline kick from somewhere...I'll fetch my coat "
Have to agree with you there |
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"When you log on do you still get that little tingle of excitement when that oh so hopeful "sign" appears or are you jaded to it now?
Still play the game of I'll read it in 15 minutes,hey I don't drink or take drugs so gotta get my adrenaline kick from somewhere...I'll fetch my coat
Have to agree with you there "
I agree too, although I haven't the discipline to wait 15 mins  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's always good seeing that 1 unread message, until you open it and see it's just a couple asking if your bi,
You say that like it is a bad thing "
it is considering their looking for a bi guy, which I'm not. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yeah I love that little illuminated sign, gives me a proper ego boost it does! Especially posted to an old fossil like me!
You ladies don't know what your missing lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I remember the time I once had a yellowy tinge to my inbox. I assumed it was a fault with my screen so I took it down to Dodgy Bob's, our local phone repair centre. He immediately identified the problem, saying it was a common fault with the Galaxy S5 and was a pre- cursor to a major software problem. He said the phone needed extensive work and it would take a couple of days to do.
I paid him the £350 repair fee and organised to collect the phone on the Friday. Bob appeared that anxious over the scale of the repair that he was actually laughing when I handed the phone over.
On collecting my phone, repaired perfectly I might add, Bob told me that he had hardly slept in two days. He went on to tell me he had been partying for two solid days with two stunning Nympho's who had contacted him off here. They just happened to be in town and were looking for some fun. They drained him and left him totally spent....lucky git eh?
Fancy Dodgy Bob being a fabbers?...amazing!
Anyway, Bob needed another £150 for the repair for unexpected expenses.
I just wanna say thanks to Bob, you managed to repair my phone AND bang two lovelies. What a guy!! |
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I've given up on that 1 unread sign. It's usually a bloke offering me to fuck their mouth or cum down their throat or some such vulgarness.
What I get excited about it when the message you sent to thar lady or couple has finally been read.
And then you see its been deleted ten seconds later. Hahahaha all that thought and effort down the shitter in an instant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I remember the time I once had a yellowy tinge to my inbox. I assumed it was a fault with my screen so I took it down to Dodgy Bob's, our local phone repair centre. He immediately identified the problem, saying it was a common fault with the Galaxy S5 and was a pre- cursor to a major software problem. He said the phone needed extensive work and it would take a couple of days to do.
I paid him the £350 repair fee and organised to collect the phone on the Friday. Bob appeared that anxious over the scale of the repair that he was actually laughing when I handed the phone over.
On collecting my phone, repaired perfectly I might add, Bob told me that he had hardly slept in two days. He went on to tell me he had been partying for two solid days with two stunning Nympho's who had contacted him off here. They just happened to be in town and were looking for some fun. They drained him and left him totally spent....lucky git eh?
Fancy Dodgy Bob being a fabbers?...amazing!
Anyway, Bob needed another £150 for the repair for unexpected expenses.
I just wanna say thanks to Bob, you managed to repair my phone AND bang two lovelies. What a guy!!"
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"I've given up on that 1 unread sign. It's usually a bloke offering me to fuck their mouth or cum down their throat or some such vulgarness.
What I get excited about it when the message you sent to thar lady or couple has finally been read.
And then you see its been deleted ten seconds later. Hahahaha all that thought and effort down the shatter in an instant "
Puts a little sting in your belly doesnt it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've given up on that 1 unread sign. It's usually a bloke offering me to fuck their mouth or cum down their throat or some such vulgarness.
What I get excited about it when the message you sent to thar lady or couple has finally been read.
And then you see its been deleted ten seconds later. Hahahaha all that thought and effort down the shitter in an instant "
Ooh yes isn't that the best bit! Appreciate there is people who get too many messages but still tough when you've thoroughly read the profile, are in their profile range and have used the "secret" words to still be deleted without a simple "piss off weirdo".
Come the revolution when they out number us 10-1 then we'll see whose inbox is full, metaphorically speaking  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I remember the time I once had a yellowy tinge to my inbox. I assumed it was a fault with my screen so I took it down to Dodgy Bob's, our local phone repair centre. He immediately identified the problem, saying it was a common fault with the Galaxy S5 and was a pre- cursor to a major software problem. He said the phone needed extensive work and it would take a couple of days to do.
I paid him the £350 repair fee and organised to collect the phone on the Friday. Bob appeared that anxious over the scale of the repair that he was actually laughing when I handed the phone over.
On collecting my phone, repaired perfectly I might add, Bob told me that he had hardly slept in two days. He went on to tell me he had been partying for two solid days with two stunning Nympho's who had contacted him off here. They just happened to be in town and were looking for some fun. They drained him and left him totally spent....lucky git eh?
Fancy Dodgy Bob being a fabbers?...amazing!
Anyway, Bob needed another £150 for the repair for unexpected expenses.
I just wanna say thanks to Bob, you managed to repair my phone AND bang two lovelies. What a guy!!
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Bob's just rang, 1 of the expensive components he fitted in my phone is faulty. If I try and access any of my pictures the whole handset could explode!!
He needs it back for 3 days to undergo this very delicate procedure. He is actually not going to charge me the usual £327 bill. Thanks Bob, I'd recommend you to all of my friends!! |
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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago
a quandary, could you change my mind? |
"Sometimes I unread several messages, so when my wifey logs on, she screams omg we've got 10 messages wohooo woopy woo,
Yes I know it's childish, but I still think it's funny every night, I can't believe she still falls for it. Haha"
brilliant
I wonder if I should do the same to myself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm with you OP!
The ladies get so many they don't know what you're talking about.
For us it's like 'what!? Surely some mistake ..' before running around the room high fiving everyone in sight.
Bu then it's the crushing disappointment when it's from a guy offering to suck your cock "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a message once. True story   "
Had words in it too?
A message is often overlooked at being just a few words, mainly asking for a fuck etc...
A 'real' message is one of a few sentences at the minimum, and also articulate, non text speaking, and also informative too.
Maybe..... just maybe one day peope will start sending this sort of message out, but until then the 'wanna meet' types will all go unread.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm with you OP!
The ladies get so many they don't know what you're talking about.
For us it's like 'what!? Surely some mistake ..' before running around the room high fiving everyone in sight.
Bu then it's the crushing disappointment when it's from a guy offering to suck your cock "
How very dare you! I'll have you know that I am an actual woman!! |
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I used to get exited thinking it would be a intellectual female but as i soon discovered shortly after signing up that the only people Iv received messages off are dirty old men and transvestites nothing wrong with that like it's just not my thing.. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"When I had all my message filters on seeing a new message appear usually meant I'd been served time on the naughty step! "
Haha, yes, I remember messaging you once and you saying you had bricked yourself because you thought you were in trouble! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't be bothered to read all mine 
Fancy a fuck Tosh ?
I'm in a hotel near you Tosh
What you wearing Tosh
Sending me pics of there bits
I just can't be bothered |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't be bothered to read all mine
Fancy a fuck Tosh ?
I'm in a hotel near you Tosh
What you wearing Tosh
Sending me pics of there bits
I just can't be bothered "
you lucky bastard tosh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't be bothered to read all mine
Fancy a fuck Tosh ?
I'm in a hotel near you Tosh
What you wearing Tosh
Sending me pics of there bits
I just can't be bothered
you lucky bastard tosh "
It's a curse but I live with it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like my messages. You know who you are. "
I don't know who it is. I wanna know I wanna know I wanna know.....
*throws tantrum.
(I see what you did there) |
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Oh gosh it's a big thrill to see that box lit up as it's such a rare occurrence. I have learnt though to expect bitter disappointment either straight away or within a few exchanges. It's still a thrill though, I live in hope. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you log on do you still get that little tingle of excitement when that oh so hopeful "sign" appears or are you jaded to it now?
Still play the game of I'll read it in 15 minutes,hey I don't drink or take drugs so gotta get my adrenaline kick from somewhere...I'll fetch my coat
Haha. I put a coffee on in the hope when I read it, it will be more than a sentence to read. Haha. Which inevitably it is. A one word answer to a well written message from me. It was misspelled too. "
How many coffees do you ladies need....when you log on it says 247 unread! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wish I had that excitement lol. After months of daily "Hi, hows u?" Though you get bored now I can happily leave my messages for hours"
Sorry couldn't resist, hope it put a smile on your face |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm with you OP!
The ladies get so many they don't know what you're talking about.
For us it's like 'what!? Surely some mistake ..' before running around the room high fiving everyone in sight.
Bu then it's the crushing disappointment when it's from a guy offering to suck your cock "
Lol totally agree with you there ! |
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"When you log on do you still get that little tingle of excitement when that oh so hopeful "sign" appears or are you jaded to it now?
Still play the game of I'll read it in 15 minutes,hey I don't drink or take drugs so gotta get my adrenaline kick from somewhere...I'll fetch my coat
Haha. I put a coffee on in the hope when I read it, it will be more than a sentence to read. Haha. Which inevitably it is. A one word answer to a well written message from me. It was misspelled too. "
It said 'On' ? |
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