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over a year ago
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Hello everyone
12.00pm 7th july
I have just come back from the hospital seeing Jan
She’s in a surgical observation ward tonight they are just sending her for some more x rays and watching her then the doctors will see her blood results ad x-rays in the morning. She’s had a drip of antibiotics because she’s had a fever, she looked well but was very sleepy I left her at 11 30pm.
I told her so many people had asked about her and that pd had set-up the news forum, she was very touched and sent her love to everyone.
I will let you know more tomorrow!
patrick
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hello everyone
12.00pm 7th july
I have just come back from the hospital seeing Jan
She’s in a surgical observation ward tonight they are just sending her for some more x rays and watching her then the doctors will see her blood results ad x-rays in the morning. She’s had a drip of antibiotics because she’s had a fever, she looked well but was very sleepy I left her at 11 30pm.
I told her so many people had asked about her and that pd had set-up the news forum, she was very touched and sent her love to everyone.
I will let you know more tomorrow!
patrick
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bless its the 9th not the 7th xxx |
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"Hello everyone
12.00pm 7th july
I have just come back from the hospital seeing Jan
She’s in a surgical observation ward tonight they are just sending her for some more x rays and watching her then the doctors will see her blood results ad x-rays in the morning. She’s had a drip of antibiotics because she’s had a fever, she looked well but was very sleepy I left her at 11 30pm.
I told her so many people had asked about her and that pd had set-up the news forum, she was very touched and sent her love to everyone.
I will let you know more tomorrow!
patrick
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Send her my love hun and tell her just cos she is feeling shite doesnt mean she cant take some horny sexy doctor pics for me...no excuses!!
Hugs xxxx |
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"jan told me she smiled to herself as the young doctor slid his finger in her ass, she said, if only he knew who much i like that!"
So glad to see she hasn't lost her wonderful warped sense of humour LOL |
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"jan told me she smiled to herself as the young doctor slid his finger in her ass, she said, if only he knew who much i like that!"
he he he ....buying that white coat and stethescope did come in handy lol  |
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"had a text from jan at lunch time to say she'd done a poo !!!
celebrations all round for that bit ..tho shes still not at all well xx "
Three cheers for Pooh!!
Oh sorry wrong spelling, great news, never thought I'd say that about someone having a poo
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"LMAO.....ive never seen so many people waiting for a poo to happen
Jan...I hope you're feeling better soon xxxx 
Believe you me, when they won;t discharge you till you've had one............."
I know Poo obsessed the surgical assessment wards are!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thanks to all of you who sent your well wishes to us, my work load in the mail room has trebbled since Jan got sick.
I went to see Jan this afternoon she has had the scan but no results as yet. I bought her some butty’s so she would have something to eat after the doctor had been around. He wasn’t due till after tea time. He came went and said nothing to eat, the scan was in conclusive. Sod that she said, did no more than pulled the curtains and stuffed her face with sandwich…she’s not had a thing since poached egg wed morning. I did tell her today everyone literally from the forum had asked about her and wished her well. I told her if it is Gaul stones ask the doc for them then she will have more rocks to throw at the dorisses. I suppose we will all have to wait and see what they say tomorrow.
patrick
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thanks to all of you who sent your well wishes to us, my work load in the mail room has trebbled since Jan got sick.
I went to see Jan this afternoon she has had the scan but no results as yet. I bought her some butty’s so she would have something to eat after the doctor had been around. He wasn’t due till after tea time. He came went and said nothing to eat, the scan was in conclusive. Sod that she said, did no more than pulled the curtains and stuffed her face with sandwich…she’s not had a thing since poached egg wed morning. I did tell her today everyone literally from the forum had asked about her and wished her well. I told her if it is Gaul stones ask the doc for them then she will have more rocks to throw at the dorisses. I suppose we will all have to wait and see what they say tomorrow.
patrick
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Lol you sound like you'e looking after her and keeping her spirits up. est of luck x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thats lovely that she is ok!!
Dont blame her for stuffing her face with a sarnie.
My mates Gran been in hosp for 4 weeks and they still messin about not knowing whats wring wiv her.
Her daughter taking her bacon butties in too!!! lol
All the best from the both of us xxx |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"Thanks to all of you who sent your well wishes to us, my work load in the mail room has trebbled since Jan got sick.
I went to see Jan this afternoon she has had the scan but no results as yet. I bought her some butty’s so she would have something to eat after the doctor had been around. He wasn’t due till after tea time. He came went and said nothing to eat, the scan was in conclusive. Sod that she said, did no more than pulled the curtains and stuffed her face with sandwich…she’s not had a thing since poached egg wed morning. I did tell her today everyone literally from the forum had asked about her and wished her well. I told her if it is Gaul stones ask the doc for them then she will have more rocks to throw at the dorisses. I suppose we will all have to wait and see what they say tomorrow.
patrick
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More rocks!!!
I know she would be pleased with that one....
Give her a kiss from me too hnny xxxx |
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well its 23.33pm and am sitting outside the hospital in patricks motor home in my nightie and dressing gown on the laptop drinking coffee.
well hopefully am going to be out tomoz, not that they have told me that, am just assuming. the surgeon is coming round tomorrow morning. the infection is more or less cleared so am hoping i will go home and then they will send for me for the op.
feeling tons better and actually having a laugh. went out for a smoke tonight and got locked out of the side entrance of the hospital. had to sneak back in at 10pm thru a open door thru the kitchen with some random guy i had only just met having a smoke.
today some other guy that my friends and i had befriended. we used to take him for a smoke with us. he had quinsey and was not very well and very lonely. he had a big stuffed teddy in the chair next to his bed. so while he was in the bathroom, his abscesses just burst. i stuck his teddy in the bed, wearing his dressing gown, glasses. pulled the bed sheets over. then i called the nurse and told her the patient in that bed was not feeling well.....hehe!!!!
anyhow hopefully will be out tomoz and back on this forum throwing gall stones at you all.
reporting in from a motorhome, parked outside the hospital in a main road,drinking coffee
princess gash aka hotlips
ps had another poo today, first one since thursday....hurrrayyyy |
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"well its 23.33pm and am sitting outside the hospital in patricks motor home in my nightie and dressing gown on the laptop drinking coffee.
well hopefully am going to be out tomoz, not that they have told me that, am just assuming. the surgeon is coming round tomorrow morning. the infection is more or less cleared so am hoping i will go home and then they will send for me for the op.
feeling tons better and actually having a laugh. went out for a smoke tonight and got locked out of the side entrance of the hospital. had to sneak back in at 10pm thru a open door thru the kitchen with some random guy i had only just met having a smoke.
today some other guy that my friends and i had befriended. we used to take him for a smoke with us. he had quinsey and was not very well and very lonely. he had a big stuffed teddy in the chair next to his bed. so while he was in the bathroom, his abscesses just burst. i stuck his teddy in the bed, wearing his dressing gown, glasses. pulled the bed sheets over. then i called the nurse and told her the patient in that bed was not feeling well.....hehe!!!!
anyhow hopefully will be out tomoz and back on this forum throwing gall stones at you all.
reporting in from a motorhome, parked outside the hospital in a main road,drinking coffee
princess gash aka hotlips
ps had another poo today, first one since thursday....hurrrayyyy"
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx at bloody last !!!!! xxxxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"well its 23.33pm and am sitting outside the hospital in patricks motor home in my nightie and dressing gown on the laptop drinking coffee.
well hopefully am going to be out tomoz, not that they have told me that, am just assuming. the surgeon is coming round tomorrow morning. the infection is more or less cleared so am hoping i will go home and then they will send for me for the op.
feeling tons better and actually having a laugh. went out for a smoke tonight and got locked out of the side entrance of the hospital. had to sneak back in at 10pm thru a open door thru the kitchen with some random guy i had only just met having a smoke.
today some other guy that my friends and i had befriended. we used to take him for a smoke with us. he had quinsey and was not very well and very lonely. he had a big stuffed teddy in the chair next to his bed. so while he was in the bathroom, his abscesses just burst. i stuck his teddy in the bed, wearing his dressing gown, glasses. pulled the bed sheets over. then i called the nurse and told her the patient in that bed was not feeling well.....hehe!!!!
anyhow hopefully will be out tomoz and back on this forum throwing gall stones at you all.
reporting in from a motorhome, parked outside the hospital in a main road,drinking coffee
princess gash aka hotlips
ps had another poo today, first one since thursday....hurrrayyyyxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx at bloody last !!!!! xxxxxxx"
wot me being online or me having a poo??
think if a police car goes past now, will look like a scene out of one flew over the cuckoos nest where the patients escape in the bus |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"well its 23.33pm and am sitting outside the hospital in patricks motor home in my nightie and dressing gown on the laptop drinking coffee.
well hopefully am going to be out tomoz, not that they have told me that, am just assuming. the surgeon is coming round tomorrow morning. the infection is more or less cleared so am hoping i will go home and then they will send for me for the op.
feeling tons better and actually having a laugh. went out for a smoke tonight and got locked out of the side entrance of the hospital. had to sneak back in at 10pm thru a open door thru the kitchen with some random guy i had only just met having a smoke.
today some other guy that my friends and i had befriended. we used to take him for a smoke with us. he had quinsey and was not very well and very lonely. he had a big stuffed teddy in the chair next to his bed. so while he was in the bathroom, his abscesses just burst. i stuck his teddy in the bed, wearing his dressing gown, glasses. pulled the bed sheets over. then i called the nurse and told her the patient in that bed was not feeling well.....hehe!!!!
anyhow hopefully will be out tomoz and back on this forum throwing gall stones at you all.
reporting in from a motorhome, parked outside the hospital in a main road,drinking coffee
princess gash aka hotlips
ps had another poo today, first one since thursday....hurrrayyyyxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx at bloody last !!!!! xxxxxxx
wot me being online or me having a poo??
think if a police car goes past now, will look like a scene out of one flew over the cuckoos nest where the patients escape in the bus"
you being back you arse !!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"well its 23.33pm and am sitting outside the hospital in patricks motor home in my nightie and dressing gown on the laptop drinking coffee.
well hopefully am going to be out tomoz, not that they have told me that, am just assuming. the surgeon is coming round tomorrow morning. the infection is more or less cleared so am hoping i will go home and then they will send for me for the op.
feeling tons better and actually having a laugh. went out for a smoke tonight and got locked out of the side entrance of the hospital. had to sneak back in at 10pm thru a open door thru the kitchen with some random guy i had only just met having a smoke.
today some other guy that my friends and i had befriended. we used to take him for a smoke with us. he had quinsey and was not very well and very lonely. he had a big stuffed teddy in the chair next to his bed. so while he was in the bathroom, his abscesses just burst. i stuck his teddy in the bed, wearing his dressing gown, glasses. pulled the bed sheets over. then i called the nurse and told her the patient in that bed was not feeling well.....hehe!!!!
anyhow hopefully will be out tomoz and back on this forum throwing gall stones at you all.
reporting in from a motorhome, parked outside the hospital in a main road,drinking coffee
princess gash aka hotlips
ps had another poo today, first one since thursday....hurrrayyyyxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx at bloody last !!!!! xxxxxxx
wot me being online or me having a poo??
think if a police car goes past now, will look like a scene out of one flew over the cuckoos nest where the patients escape in the busyou being back you arse !!! "
talking about my fave subject again eh hun!!!!  |
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"well its 23.33pm and am sitting outside the hospital in patricks motor home in my nightie and dressing gown on the laptop drinking coffee.
well hopefully am going to be out tomoz, not that they have told me that, am just assuming. the surgeon is coming round tomorrow morning. the infection is more or less cleared so am hoping i will go home and then they will send for me for the op.
feeling tons better and actually having a laugh. went out for a smoke tonight and got locked out of the side entrance of the hospital. had to sneak back in at 10pm thru a open door thru the kitchen with some random guy i had only just met having a smoke.
today some other guy that my friends and i had befriended. we used to take him for a smoke with us. he had quinsey and was not very well and very lonely. he had a big stuffed teddy in the chair next to his bed. so while he was in the bathroom, his abscesses just burst. i stuck his teddy in the bed, wearing his dressing gown, glasses. pulled the bed sheets over. then i called the nurse and told her the patient in that bed was not feeling well.....hehe!!!!
anyhow hopefully will be out tomoz and back on this forum throwing gall stones at you all.
reporting in from a motorhome, parked outside the hospital in a main road,drinking coffee
princess gash aka hotlips
ps had another poo today, first one since thursday....hurrrayyyyxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx at bloody last !!!!! xxxxxxx
wot me being online or me having a poo??
think if a police car goes past now, will look like a scene out of one flew over the cuckoos nest where the patients escape in the busyou being back you arse !!!
talking about my fave subject again eh hun!!!! "
right will have to go now before they realise the bed is empty. that teddy bear came in useful for something lol
if released tomoz will speak to ya all then....rocks (gall stones) at the ready boing
xxxx |
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anyhow hopefully will be out tomoz and back on this forum throwing gall stones at you all.
reporting in from a motorhome, parked outside the hospital in a main road,drinking coffee
princess gash aka hotlips
ps had another poo today, first one since thursday....hurrrayyyyxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx at bloody last !!!!! xxxxxxx
wot me being online or me having a poo??
think if a police car goes past now, will look like a scene out of one flew over the cuckoos nest where the patients escape in the busyou being back you arse !!!
talking about my fave subject again eh hun!!!!
right will have to go now before they realise the bed is empty. that teddy bear came in useful for something lol
if released tomoz will speak to ya all then....rocks (gall stones) at the ready boing
xxxx"
yeah you hit me with them and ill reinsert em in a plasce you wont like ...pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
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anyhow hopefully will be out tomoz and back on this forum throwing gall stones at you all.
reporting in from a motorhome, parked outside the hospital in a main road,drinking coffee
princess gash aka hotlips
ps had another poo today, first one since thursday....hurrrayyyyxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx at bloody last !!!!! xxxxxxx
wot me being online or me having a poo??
think if a police car goes past now, will look like a scene out of one flew over the cuckoos nest where the patients escape in the busyou being back you arse !!!
talking about my fave subject again eh hun!!!!
right will have to go now before they realise the bed is empty. that teddy bear came in useful for something lol
if released tomoz will speak to ya all then....rocks (gall stones) at the ready boing
xxxx
yeah you hit me with them and ill reinsert em in a plasce you wont like ...pmsl "
only if you promise to do it with your tongue PD hehe!!!
well i have escaped the hospital again. pat just picked me up and took me to his for some rampant sex....only problem is that my blood pressure has been low and sure now to have risen by the time i get back.
so blood tests have revealed the infection is cleared. they are discharging me tomorrow. i then get an outpatients appt in preparation for getting a date for surgery. apparently they dont like operating while infection is there.
so here i am sitting at pats pc wearing his shirt and my hospital band....sexy or wot.
listen you lot, i want the full goss when i get out of here....dont spare the details
kisses
princess gash |
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"welcome home babe xxx
only home as far as being on the forum. have to be back at the hospital soon before visiting hour is over
xxxxxx"
Ah i see but good 2 hear from u anyway ... by the way u had a poo yet?  |
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"welcome home babe xxx
only home as far as being on the forum. have to be back at the hospital soon before visiting hour is over
xxxxxx
Ah i see but good 2 hear from u anyway ... by the way u had a poo yet? "
lol doh ive read it all glad the bowels r working better xxx |
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"welcome home babe xxx
only home as far as being on the forum. have to be back at the hospital soon before visiting hour is over
xxxxxx"
welcome back and WELCOME to the new pic!!!
Hmmmmmm indeed!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
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yo all, the bitch is back lol
well am discharged and back home and glad to be back. infection all cleared and now awaiting date of op. its been quite an adventure and i made quite a few friends. in my own way i had a hospital posse. even managed to escape a few times and have some fun with pat. so back to normality now, and rocks at the ready.
princess gash reporting in from her own bed in cold windy liverpool
p.s. had loads of poohs now am off the drugs
p.p.s. the teddy bear got discharged on sunday, once they sorted his stuffing out |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"hi gash
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yo hun hows it going??? you will have to tell me how your weekend went.
got the family coming over soon. my mother bringing her famous scouse over. the cure for all illnesses lol |
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"Glad your well on the way to recovery nowxxkarenxx"
ah thanks for your get well wishes hun. yeah am glad to be home, nothing like it. seems like i have been away an eternity.....missed ya all...mwuh
xxxxx
jan
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