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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Any men and women around here who ride big powerful sports motorbikes? |
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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago
Gosport |
No I ride a big, moderately powerful scooter thanks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mr R rides a 1200 Bandit...very sexy!
V x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We ride a Suzuki Vstrom 1000CC |
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Can we have some new threads about "cagers" or "lycra louts".
With 40 odd years of riding just about everything just about everywhere there's few who would beat me on a biker top trumps thing, so *if* you could draw any parallels from that you'd think I'd be an absolutely ace shag for 99.9% of the fab population, that's assuming the premise that biker = randy stud had any validity at all.
Back in the day before goretex and everything us long distance dispatchers knew of a thing in winter called bikers cock, you got so cold in winter in a bid to keep the core temperature above minimum the body pulled blood from the extremities, get home and crawl in bed and shiver for four fours... *forget* about getting a hardon, even with the bisexual twins.
Then you had all the trimph riders, banned from the blood donation clinic because of frothy blood, banned from all the golf club keys in a bowl dos because of frothy sperm
Meh, git orf my lawn...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Reason being, seeing people dressed in shiny leathers and riding fast kind of turns me on. Haven't got a bike myself but going to try get a bike licence. Would love to have a go ride on the back of a powerful sports bike. One of my fantasies. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dont call 'em bikers 'till you seen 'em ride. |
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"Dont call 'em bikers 'till you seen 'em ride. "
Meh, don't call em bikers till you've seen the wear patterns on the rear tyre.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dont call 'em bikers 'till you seen 'em ride.
Meh, don't call em bikers till you've seen the wear patterns on the rear tyre.. "
no Chicken strips here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've still got chicken strips I'm afraid to admit but I'm getting there 5000 miles of riding later. I've got a thundercat which is my first bike, pic in my pics if anyone's interested. |
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"Dont call 'em bikers 'till you seen 'em ride.
Meh, don't call em bikers till you've seen the wear patterns on the rear tyre..
no Chicken strips here "
Must confess to some on the 16/71 but Yogi is an old twinkie softail and if you try to use any more than 80% of the tyre width you're no longer shiny side up.
Her indoors (my old ride) tr1 bobber you can almost touch the bar ends down, 50 degree lean angle either side before the folding pegs touch |
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Used to ride an R6, not go with an RF900. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't ride a sports bike..but I do ride a 62 triumph 750 bonnervile..bobber.: |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I ride a trolley when I go to tesco |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Before you all jump on me the motor is outta a 72 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't ride anymore, but my favourite bike was my GSXR 1000 K5. Defiantly no chicken strips as I'd scrub them in on track days |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Biker boy from Scunthorpe and love to ride
Anyone want a pillion give me a shout |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to... until I came off it.. spectacularly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Riding a fz1n....currently praying for some sunny days |
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By *igal17Man
over a year ago
Ayr SW Scotland |
I've got a Honda Blackbird (CBR1100). Fast as fuck but I'm a bit wary since I chucked it down the road in the spring. Getting back into it now though and still love the speed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I used to... until I came off it.. spectacularly "
Oh Lucifer's done that. There's a death certificate somewhere with his name on it......
One of the harem is in our pics.
The others aren't though as they're rather unique. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ronnie rides a Kawasaki Z1000 |
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Zzr1100 .. I'm a motorcycle riding instructor |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mr R rides a 1200 Bandit...very sexy!
V x"
And mines a big, red VMax ! ....... Love to get you on the back V. |
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Me Harley davidson fat bob her 883 sportser.
Love the Harley culture |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Aprilia RSV4R aprc abs 2014
And aprilia rsv 1000 mille 2001
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm tiny but still manage to straddle my Kawasaki ER6F?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me Harley davidson fat bob her 883 sportser.
Love the Harley culture "
I really fancy a 48 sportster... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got a 99 MV Agusta F4, Zx7r and a ZZR1400. Hoping to pick up an 86 GPZ900 to fulfil my Top Gun fantasy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tracer 700. Bought it recently. Lovely bike. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gixxer 750 here |
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By *hropmMan
over a year ago
shrewsbury |
Cbrxx super blackbird |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I ride a...wait...scrap that...I don't ride a big, powerful bike...I can't....the noise ruins my underwear! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1992 vfr 400 NC30 jap spec |
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Z1000 and wr450 for the dirty stuff |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cbr 1000
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Gsxr 600
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By *ondonerMan
over a year ago
London / Essex borders |
Currently riding a Z1000 with rather tasty blue flame exhaust...
Also looking at plans to build a custom 'hard up' bobber over the winter
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got a Honda Blackbird (CBR1100). Fast as fuck but I'm a bit wary since I chucked it down the road in the spring. Getting back into it now though and still love the speed. "
Got the same bike here ^_^
Tyres on it are some old awful bridgestones though that i don't trust.
But as it's nostly spending its time communting/motorway work they can stay on till the rear wears out then theyre going to angel GTs and we'll see how well it really handles ^_^ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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CB650F |
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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago
Stevenage |
Got 3 bike.
Yamaha XJR 1300, Truimph Tiger 900 and a Yamaha YZF750 |
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An under powered cb125f, just learning by the way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mines a big Blue fireblade x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gixer here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A fireblade and an FZ1 |
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Bandit 1200...vfr800... and rebuilding a virago 535 for a fun bike. Ya can't beat 2 wheels |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Him - Triumph Sprint, me - pillion although about to do my cbt so will see where it goes x |
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By *ynopsisMan
over a year ago
Whetstone |
ZX636R ninja here also a 675 daytona track bike.
Neither have chicken strips |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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748 when it runs! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ninja 600 here |
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By *horltzMan
over a year ago
heysham |
"I have a raliegh tomahawk. "
I have an original in my garage , best bike ever for wheelies |
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By *horltzMan
over a year ago
heysham |
Honda cr125
Honda cr250
Honda crf450
Montes a Cota 307
And a baby bandit 600 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fireblade here! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've still got chicken strips I'm afraid to admit but I'm getting there 5000 miles of riding later. I've got a thundercat which is my first bike, pic in my pics if anyone's interested. "
Just back from a months ride, topped 5000 miles on that trip alone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can we have some new threads about "cagers" or "lycra louts".
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Middle
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As for the dispatchers "bikers cock" stuff getting an erection, it's the dreaded winter oil company run up north that required a coffee to go cold in your lap before you thawed out enough to have a piss. |
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"750 teapot "
And I forgot the stuff in the garage, Honda cb100n, suzuki a100, yamaha ty50 lol and matchless g80 500 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As for the dispatchers "bikers cock" stuff getting an erection, it's the dreaded winter oil company run up north that required a coffee to go cold in your lap before you thawed out enough to have a piss. "
Haha i once went to Oxford in the pouring rain, only jeans an leather jacket with REAR facing average speed cameras all down the motorway.
50 mph for miles, fortunately the lovey lady at the other end hopped in a nice warm shower with me ^_^ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Suzuki Hayabusa may be getting a turbo on it soon too |
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By *ynopsisMan
over a year ago
Whetstone |
Don't ya think Busas ain't fast enough? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't ya think Busas ain't fast enough?"
They are if you are 5'4" and fit the streamlining they were built for. but the design has been superceded, with many newer licence eaters capable of propelling over weight and over sized riders to 186MPH these days. |
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Had them all curently taking it easy on a harley. |
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Not into speed but love to cruise. Got a,1200 VW Trike |
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Big 1200 triumph tiger here for off road riding as well as touring
Xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Completely into speed and twisty roads................got a Ducati 1098s here. It gets used as well, not just as an ornament to sit and look at |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a CBR600 RR and I also have an S1000R |
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"I have a CBR600 RR and I also have an S1000R"
Fireblade and r6 here |
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"Any men and women around here who ride big powerful sports motorbikes? "
Back in the 80's I had bought and rebuilt every bike that I owned (had 27 at the last count), I once had a race against Ron Haslam on ma Beckett tuned RD 400. He won of course on his "street legal" Yamaha fuck of eat my dust bike |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Suzuki 1400 gsx roll on the better weather |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Triumph street twin, not really that fast but a giggle to ride loads of torque |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Quite a few.
MrsJ has a Yam fz1
MrJ builds his own but amongst others has a road legal 1340cc turbo (plus nitrous) bike. Not the most practical road bikes since it only returns an average of 12 miles/gallon.
There's at least one public pic of ours posing on the fz1. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can't wait to get the Blade out again in the warmer weather.
Love riding naked under my leathers. |
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"Quite a few.
MrsJ has a Yam fz1
MrJ builds his own but amongst others has a road legal 1340cc turbo (plus nitrous) bike. Not the most practical road bikes since it only returns an average of 12 miles/gallon.
There's at least one public pic of ours posing on the fz1. "
Ma mate had a Nitrous converted Z900, I took it for a spin round the IOM and after having recovered from being a shaking wreck, I soon learned that it was an orgasm on wheels |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't wait to get the Blade out again in the warmer weather.
Love riding naked under my leathers. "
I mostly ride naked under my clothes too
But piss take aside when we was young myself and my first wife were out riding on a hot day, she took off shirt and bra and just wore the leather jacket. caused quite a stir at the hotel reception desk when she forgot and opened her jacket |
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"Can't wait to get the Blade out again in the warmer weather.
Love riding naked under my leathers.
I mostly ride naked under my clothes too
But piss take aside when we was young myself and my first wife were out riding on a hot day, she took off shirt and bra and just wore the leather jacket. caused quite a stir at the hotel reception desk when she forgot and opened her jacket "
A proper biker chick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mr rides and BMW K1200GT |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My r1 is nicely collecting dust in the garage.
If the sun isint out nor will my bike be
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't wait to get the Blade out again in the warmer weather.
Love riding naked under my leathers.
I mostly ride naked under my clothes too
But piss take aside when we was young myself and my first wife were out riding on a hot day, she took off shirt and bra and just wore the leather jacket. caused quite a stir at the hotel reception desk when she forgot and opened her jacket
A proper biker chick "
Weird thing is I am having problems deciding which part of the memory is the hornyest, is it my wife flashing in a hotel reception.... or the memory of riding on a hot day..... |
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"Can't wait to get the Blade out again in the warmer weather.
Love riding naked under my leathers.
I mostly ride naked under my clothes too
But piss take aside when we was young myself and my first wife were out riding on a hot day, she took off shirt and bra and just wore the leather jacket. caused quite a stir at the hotel reception desk when she forgot and opened her jacket
A proper biker chick
Weird thing is I am having problems deciding which part of the memory is the hornyest, is it my wife flashing in a hotel reception.... or the memory of riding on a hot day....."
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"My r1 is nicely collecting dust in the garage.
If the sun isint out nor will my bike be
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Change your username to Fairwhetherrider |
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By *quirrelMan
over a year ago
East Manchester |
Speed triple is in hibernation until spring, little 125cc is in daily use for now, (anything that gets bent/broken is cheaper to fix) And my winter project is a 1990 Kawasaki Ke100 which I bought in boxes and am in the process of rebuilding. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Daily workhorse is my zx-10 ninja, cbr1000r is my spare bike. Chop should be on the road by summer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some tasty bits of kit around here. The bikes aren't bad ether |
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Our tiger will be pulled out of the garage when the weather gets a bit warmer
Xx |
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My list is a bit odd in comparison...
1959 NSU Prima II KL
1973 Batavus HS50
1952 BMW R52
1989 BMW K100RS
1959 Casenave
Be nice if one of the buggers was on the road! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Honda vfr800fi...past my test at the end of Nov |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All change...Honda gone now got an SV650S pointy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Added a vtr firestorm to the collection |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm going to try for a bike licence this year. The boy racer is still in me. |
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By *WRCCouple
over a year ago
Molesey |
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By *WRCCouple
over a year ago
Molesey |
Family of 5 in our garage since we are both bikers. J rides a modified Daytona and an MV Augusta Dragster RR. R rides a Speed Triple R, a Harley Fat Bob and a Pan European. |
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I had a GSXR 1000 k7
I have now go a Harley fat bob |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a raliegh tomahawk. "
Wanna see my Chopper?
I had a tomahawk and the seat want attached to the seat post so it flipped up. I only left it up once in error |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ducati 748
Ducati Paso 750
Honda Trans Alp 650
Suzuki RMZ 250
Honda CE 50 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I would like to have a Kawasaki ninja zx6r. |
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ZZR11OOD
XRV750 Africa twin
DR800 Dr Big
All put a smile on my face for different reasons |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've found I talk about bikes more on here than I do on dedicated bike forums |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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R1200RT 2014 model - it's a dream to ride. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm considering one of the new triumph street triples next but also like the tiger 800 |
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The new striples are great: especially if you want an insane street bike.
As an all rounder, the Tiger 800 is outstanding.
Entirely different bikes in terms of delivery and balance of Torque vs power; but you can still go pretty fast and furiously on the T800. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The new striples are great: especially if you want an insane street bike.
As an all rounder, the Tiger 800 is outstanding.
Entirely different bikes in terms of delivery and balance of Torque vs power; but you can still go pretty fast and furiously on the T800."
I've not ridden a T800 yet, liked the stripple but I do a lot of city riding so prefer a more upright position |
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"The new striples are great: especially if you want an insane street bike.
As an all rounder, the Tiger 800 is outstanding.
Entirely different bikes in terms of delivery and balance of Torque vs power; but you can still go pretty fast and furiously on the T800.
I've not ridden a T800 yet, liked the stripple but I do a lot of city riding so prefer a more upright position "
If you are wanting to do city/ commuting, plus fun days out, and a bit of scratching, then the Tiger roadie is a brilliant all rou der; if you want to add a bit of touring to that its difficult to beat. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The new striples are great: especially if you want an insane street bike.
As an all rounder, the Tiger 800 is outstanding.
Entirely different bikes in terms of delivery and balance of Torque vs power; but you can still go pretty fast and furiously on the T800.
I've not ridden a T800 yet, liked the stripple but I do a lot of city riding so prefer a more upright position
If you are wanting to do city/ commuting, plus fun days out, and a bit of scratching, then the Tiger roadie is a brilliant all rou der; if you want to add a bit of touring to that its difficult to beat."
I'm going to give one a test ride when the weather warms up a little |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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BMW K1200GT |
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"My r1 is nicely collecting dust in the garage.
If the sun isint out nor will my bike be
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This!
Have a 1000cc superbike but tucked away until it's warmer |
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Riding a Honda CBR1100XX Blackbird. Looking forward to meet other biker couples in the area. Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Glad this thread has kept going.
A miserable day like today makes you appreciate the lovely warmer weather and warm tarmac!
So looking forward to releasing the Blade! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Glad this thread has kept going.
A miserable day like today makes you appreciate the lovely warmer weather and warm tarmac!
So looking forward to releasing the Blade! Lol "
I really want it to be summer again, I'm sick of having to put on 47 layers of clothing every time I get on the bike. An having to clean it every time I get off the bike |
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By *sh6866Man
over a year ago
halifax |
CBR600F1 & RD250(aircooled).....mmmmmm 2stroke! |
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By *ltravioletWoman
over a year ago
In amongst the Unicorns & fairy dust |
"Can we have some new threads about "cagers" or "lycra louts".
With 40 odd years of riding just about everything just about everywhere there's few who would beat me on a biker top trumps thing, so *if* you could draw any parallels from that you'd think I'd be an absolutely ace shag for 99.9% of the fab population, that's assuming the premise that biker = randy stud had any validity at all.
Back in the day before goretex and everything us long distance dispatchers knew of a thing in winter called bikers cock, you got so cold in winter in a bid to keep the core temperature above minimum the body pulled blood from the extremities, get home and crawl in bed and shiver for four fours... *forget* about getting a hardon, even with the bisexual twins.
Then you had all the trimph riders, banned from the blood donation clinic because of frothy blood, banned from all the golf club keys in a bowl dos because of frothy sperm
Meh, git orf my lawn...
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
"Can we have some new threads about "cagers" or "lycra louts".
With 40 odd years of riding just about everything just about everywhere there's few who would beat me on a biker top trumps thing, so *if* you could draw any parallels from that you'd think I'd be an absolutely ace shag for 99.9% of the fab population, that's assuming the premise that biker = randy stud had any validity at all.
Back in the day before goretex and everything us long distance dispatchers knew of a thing in winter called bikers cock, you got so cold in winter in a bid to keep the core temperature above minimum the body pulled blood from the extremities, get home and crawl in bed and shiver for four fours... *forget* about getting a hardon, even with the bisexual twins.
Then you had all the trimph riders, banned from the blood donation clinic because of frothy blood, banned from all the golf club keys in a bowl dos because of frothy sperm
Meh, git orf my lawn...
just brilliant "
Right about the DR stuff though, the shivers & pain as the feeling came back into fingers & toes is something I won't forget. Then I splashed out on a set of Rukka waterproofs & spent all winter cold with the collar open or sweating my bollox off when it was -2c
Couldn't bloody win!!
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"Can we have some new threads about "cagers" or "lycra louts".
With 40 odd years of riding just about everything just about everywhere there's few who would beat me on a biker top trumps thing, so *if* you could draw any parallels from that you'd think I'd be an absolutely ace shag for 99.9% of the fab population, that's assuming the premise that biker = randy stud had any validity at all.
Back in the day before goretex and everything us long distance dispatchers knew of a thing in winter called bikers cock, you got so cold in winter in a bid to keep the core temperature above minimum the body pulled blood from the extremities, get home and crawl in bed and shiver for four fours... *forget* about getting a hardon, even with the bisexual twins.
Then you had all the trimph riders, banned from the blood donation clinic because of frothy blood, banned from all the golf club keys in a bowl dos because of frothy sperm
Meh, git orf my lawn...
just brilliant
Right about the DR stuff though, the shivers & pain as the feeling came back into fingers & toes is something I won't forget. Then I splashed out on a set of Rukka waterproofs & spent all winter cold with the collar open or sweating my bollox off when it was -2c
Couldn't bloody win!!
S"
I have heated grips, they are a marvel of the modern world. |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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Me too, I have an old K100RS 4valve. Never cold on a brick no matter what the weather.
Heat is an issue on the summer though.
My other toys are an 84 CBX750 & a TL1080s (will be one day anyway).
Love the BMW rechargable heated clothing, don't like the prices though lol.
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"Me too, I have an old K100RS 4valve. Never cold on a brick no matter what the weather.
Heat is an issue on the summer though.
My other toys are an 84 CBX750 & a TL1080s (will be one day anyway).
Love the BMW rechargable heated clothing, don't like the prices though lol.
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I'm thinking of buying something else actually l, so many bikes and I have ridden hardly any |
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I'm between bikes at the moment. Perhaps I'll get another one in a couple of months to make sure the sellers who put the prices up by 30% get a good deal. |
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over a year ago
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Iv been riding my mates bmw 1200gs its superb |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Iv been riding my mates bmw 1200gs its superb"
I like them but I'm a short arse, I'd fall off it at every set of lights |
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over a year ago
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"Iv been riding my mates bmw 1200gs its superb
I like them but I'm a short arse, I'd fall off it at every set of lights"
Platform shoes |
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"Iv been riding my mates bmw 1200gs its superb
I like them but I'm a short arse, I'd fall off it at every set of lights
Platform shoes "
stabalisers |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"Iv been riding my mates bmw 1200gs its superb
I like them but I'm a short arse, I'd fall off it at every set of lights"
The shortarse version is very good, but it does look a bit odd.
I really like the F series adventure, at least to look at. My last "Sleeper" was an old Yamaha XTZ750 with engine, carbs & loom from a TRX850. I had to lower that as i'm little. It did surprise some when picking up its skirt.
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"Iv been riding my mates bmw 1200gs its superb
I like them but I'm a short arse, I'd fall off it at every set of lights
The shortarse version is very good, but it does look a bit odd.
I really like the F series adventure, at least to look at. My last "Sleeper" was an old Yamaha XTZ750 with engine, carbs & loom from a TRX850. I had to lower that as i'm little. It did surprise some when picking up its skirt.
S"
Triumph do a shortarse version of the tiger 800, I've not ridden it but sat on one and i felt secure (sometimes if a bike is too tall you feel precarious)
I know the new street triple has a shortarse version too. I have riden a normal one and was ok on that but would be better if it was lower |
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"Iv been riding my mates bmw 1200gs its superb
I like them but I'm a short arse, I'd fall off it at every set of lights
The shortarse version is very good, but it does look a bit odd.
I really like the F series adventure, at least to look at. My last "Sleeper" was an old Yamaha XTZ750 with engine, carbs & loom from a TRX850. I had to lower that as i'm little. It did surprise some when picking up its skirt.
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Triumph do a shortarse version of the tiger 800, I've not ridden it but sat on one and i felt secure (sometimes if a bike is too tall you feel precarious)
I know the new street triple has a shortarse version too. I have riden a normal one and was ok on that but would be better if it was lower "
The Tiger has an adjustable seat too; so you can try that lowered first. |
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"Iv been riding my mates bmw 1200gs its superb
I like them but I'm a short arse, I'd fall off it at every set of lights
The shortarse version is very good, but it does look a bit odd.
I really like the F series adventure, at least to look at. My last "Sleeper" was an old Yamaha XTZ750 with engine, carbs & loom from a TRX850. I had to lower that as i'm little. It did surprise some when picking up its skirt.
S
Triumph do a shortarse version of the tiger 800, I've not ridden it but sat on one and i felt secure (sometimes if a bike is too tall you feel precarious)
I know the new street triple has a shortarse version too. I have riden a normal one and was ok on that but would be better if it was lower
The Tiger has an adjustable seat too; so you can try that lowered first."
I do fancy something with a little more power |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"Iv been riding my mates bmw 1200gs its superb
I like them but I'm a short arse, I'd fall off it at every set of lights
The shortarse version is very good, but it does look a bit odd.
I really like the F series adventure, at least to look at. My last "Sleeper" was an old Yamaha XTZ750 with engine, carbs & loom from a TRX850. I had to lower that as i'm little. It did surprise some when picking up its skirt.
S
Triumph do a shortarse version of the tiger 800, I've not ridden it but sat on one and i felt secure (sometimes if a bike is too tall you feel precarious)
I know the new street triple has a shortarse version too. I have riden a normal one and was ok on that but would be better if it was lower
The Tiger has an adjustable seat too; so you can try that lowered first.
I do fancy something with a little more power"
I'm very lucky as I have free access to a neighbours fleet for the odd Summer Sunday blast, one of them is a zx12r another an RSV4
But I must be a bit warped as I still prefer my TL I'm on my fourth & want another to go with it when I have some spare pennies.
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over a year ago
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"BMW K1200GT"
Rode the 1600 for a month. Super smooth but way too heavy when at slow speed. Always frightened the bejeezus out of me below 5mph. |
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over a year ago
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Couldn't get my leg over a Tiger. Phnar phnar. |
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I have a zrx12 this year is the first I haven't ridden through the winter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a zrx12 this year is the first I haven't ridden through the winter "
I'm still riding, just not every day |
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A '96 Harley Davidson Heritage Softail Classic and a Honda ST1300 Pan European ........ love them both for different reasons. ?? |
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over a year ago
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Rode into work today, haven't done for a couple of weeks cos the weather has been terrible. |
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over a year ago
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"Him - Triumph Sprint, me - pillion although about to do my cbt so will see where it goes x"
Update: Sprint now changed for a Triumph Explorer. CBT done and gearing up for DAS ?? |
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"Him - Triumph Sprint, me - pillion although about to do my cbt so will see where it goes x
Update: Sprint now changed for a Triumph Explorer. CBT done and gearing up for DAS ??"
Congratulations, good luck with the DAS summers coming lots of fun to be had when the weather is nice |
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"Him - Triumph Sprint, me - pillion although about to do my cbt so will see where it goes x
Update: Sprint now changed for a Triumph Explorer. CBT done and gearing up for DAS ??
Congratulations, good luck with the DAS summers coming lots of fun to be had when the weather is nice "
Thanks. DAS is booked and looking forward it but not the tests |
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over a year ago
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Suzuki vstrom 650 in blue. Passed my test 18 months ago having not ridden for 18 years! Regretting not doing it sooner, and not buying a Street Triple... next time... |
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By *hropmMan
over a year ago
shrewsbury |
Any bikers in or around Shropshire looking for ride outs on week end maybe little fun along the way |
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By *pikeyMan
over a year ago
chester |
Am on a old fzr 600, was and still is a quick bike |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Modified mk1 bandit 600 here
All year round biker always looking for fun. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As you can see from my profile name, Kawasaki zxr750. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a raliegh tomahawk. "
I had a tomohawk too, then I hit puberty and got a chopper |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rode into work today, haven't done for a couple of weeks cos the weather has been terrible. "
Used to attend the Dragon rally every year when I had bikes, it’s daunting riding in ice and snow... I don’t miss the bikes when the weathers shite |
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over a year ago
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It’s been very slipping the last few days, lots of black ice. Also the salt they put down when it gets damp is sloppy in itself. I noticed I wheel span on a couple of occasions. |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
Any Ducani men here...show yourselves |
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"Any Ducani men here...show yourselves "
Been there done that but found my 916 to small, so back to a classic gixxer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m a biker and a dangerous one lol I constantly think I’m better than I actually am. |
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"I’m a biker and a dangerous one lol I constantly think I’m better than I actually am. "
Lost a few friends through that exact reason.
I save my silliness for track days now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Suzuki bandit |
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By *i1971Man
over a year ago
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"It’s been very slipping the last few days, lots of black ice. Also the salt they put down when it gets damp is sloppy in itself. I noticed I wheel span on a couple of occasions. "
Noticed when riding yesterday that the roads were quite slippery & had guessed it was probably the road salt. In fact, the road was even quite slippery under foot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not an especially big bike for me, an old YZF600R. I tend to be twosies up when I ride so my most lairy days are behind me. In that way at least. |
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By *ay-89Woman
over a year ago
Norwich |
Ducati Monster 600. Passed my test 4 years ago this summer an went straight from a moped to the monster
She's tucked up for the winter at the moment, roll on the warmer days! |
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"Family of 5 in our garage since we are both bikers. J rides a modified Daytona and an MV Augusta Dragster RR. R rides a Speed Triple R, a Harley Fat Bob and a Pan European."
That's only 4 bikes lol |
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By *AMESJGMan
over a year ago
Enniskillen |
I just got a big bang R1 it's some bike pulled 178mph out of it last Sunday ???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just got a big bang R1 it's some bike pulled 178mph out of it last Sunday ????"
That’s probably why I should never get an R1 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bike season fast approaching can't wait! Will be taking mine out for a spin next week |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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7 or 8 bikes in collection. Current fave is my 1050 Speed Triple |
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RGV250, VFR400, Fireblade and an rc30, wishing spring would hurry up! |
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I ride a Daytona
Though 'riding' it isn't the best description......
20 years ago I had an EXUP RU, king of the hill at the time
The Daytona makes more power, weighs less & is 327cc's less
I tend to just grab hold & hang on...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"RGV250, VFR400, Fireblade and an rc30, wishing spring would hurry up!"
You lucky fucker I'd love a Rc30 I've got a nc30 at moment |
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"RGV250, VFR400, Fireblade and an rc30, wishing spring would hurry up!
You lucky fucker I'd love a Rc30 I've got a nc30 at moment "
I won't lie, it was my dream bike and I'ts a dream to ride! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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675 Daytona great fun. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Might go and have a look at a Honda crf250 ralley I’ve got a bigger bike but I mostly ride thru traffic |
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over a year ago
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I like the hairy ones that do cooking |
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