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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I love my cat , but he's a little twat
at night he creeps along my bed
and bites me on the fuckin head
he lies in wait to attack the dog
attacks my feet when i come out the bog
goes out at night on a murderous spree
then leaves the corpse as a gift for me
howls and squawks when he wants fed
i've decided he's off his fuckin head
so i've concluded that my cat
IS a fuckin little twat
But he's my wee mate and despite all that i love him , what annoyances do you put up with from something or someone you would'nt be without ? |
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"you cat sounds top dog so to speak lol.
my old cat use to bloody lay in my spot of the bed so i had to lay around him! i was too soft to make him move!
aaww cornwall so does that mean you would not move me out the way and just lay around me? x
cats have staff not owners lol o"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It doesnt have a Date of Birth
I've known it all my life
I have to clean it regularly
or it causes lots of strife
It really comes between us
Especially in bed
But if theres any complaining
You leave - not my Ted!!!
Hes called Ed the Ted lol and is ancient and stinky and threadbare. |
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"It doesnt have a Date of Birth
I've known it all my life
I have to clean it regularly
or it causes lots of strife
It really comes between us
Especially in bed
But if theres any complaining
You leave - not my Ted!!!
Hes called Ed the Ted lol and is ancient and stinky and threadbare."
I still have my teddy that was purchased the day I was born so I know his date of my birth |
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By *ustyWoman
over a year ago
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i still have my teddy he is is 52 and also have my first xmas pressie as well from my dad bless him as he passed away a year ago, my xmas pressie was a baby walker and i was only 4 days old love it too bits and my daughter learned to walk with it as well and it has never been freshened up as would de value it |
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