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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bugger pressed the wrong button lol
Tip fa the guys take a pic if some flowers on ya phone and send em ta a lady friend
Cheaper than real ones xx
Cheapskate! Lol"
Oi I'll have you know pic texts cost me 50p young lady xx |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"Bugger pressed the wrong button lol
Tip fa the guys take a pic if some flowers on ya phone and send em ta a lady friend
Cheaper than real ones xx
Cheapskate! Lol"
He probably sends her a bunch of virtual ones every day... then... it is more expensive than real ones..
Isn't that right, Soapy? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bugger pressed the wrong button lol
Tip fa the guys take a pic if some flowers on ya phone and send em ta a lady friend
Cheaper than real ones xx "
Not strictly true me old Soaps. A text typically cost about 25p on pay as you go. Now if you get to the market at about 4.30 am you can knock up a half decent bouquet out of the discarded bent & broken ones for nothing. Cycle round to your loved ones gaffe and leave 'em on the step. Cheap and environmentally friendly. Everyones a winner. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bugger pressed the wrong button lol
Tip fa the guys take a pic if some flowers on ya phone and send em ta a lady friend
Cheaper than real ones xx
Cheapskate! Lol
He probably sends her a bunch of virtual ones every day... then... it is more expensive than real ones..
Isn't that right, Soapy? "
Na even I ain't that soppy xx |
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"Bugger pressed the wrong button lol
Tip fa the guys take a pic if some flowers on ya phone and send em ta a lady friend
Cheaper than real ones xx
Cheapskate! Lol
Oi I'll have you know pic texts cost me 50p young lady xx "
Oooo, young lady...such a smoothy lol |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"can I have a pic of a 6ft, athletic, 10" sex god please
Isn't Soapy a 10" sex god???
splutter splutter coff coff choke!!!!
Are you infering Soapy makes you choke? Lol"
i am inferring nothing on the grounds it may get me into more trouble |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"can I have a pic of a 6ft, athletic, 10" sex god please
Isn't Soapy a 10" sex god???
splutter splutter coff coff choke!!!!
Are you infering Soapy makes you choke? Lol
i am inferring nothing on the grounds it may get me into more trouble "
But then Soapy would have to send you more flowers... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"can I have a pic of a 6ft, athletic, 10" sex god please
Isn't Soapy a 10" sex god???
splutter splutter coff coff choke!!!!"
Darling he did mean height xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i dont get flowers from mr sticky - told him if he ever bought me any i'd ask who she was and how long it was going on for!"
Whenever I take or send flowers to my best friend she always rings her hubby to say thanks for the flowers, she loves to tease him. Mind you he always claims he sent them anyway! xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i dont get flowers from mr sticky - told him if he ever bought me any i'd ask who she was and how long it was going on for!
Whenever I take or send flowers to my best friend she always rings her hubby to say thanks for the flowers, she loves to tease him. Mind you he always claims he sent them anyway! xxx" |
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