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I'm Opening a Petting Zoo
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over a year ago
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"No room for a kitten then. 
Fine. I didn't want to be in the petting zoo anyway. Now no one can stroke my hair/fur.
Mew.
Awww...I'll stroke you.
Kittens are always good for petting  "
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"Any room for an aardvark, I have a long tongue and a very long snout "
Aardvarks are truthfully my favourite _nimals so you have a special play den.
Could do with some cheeky otters now ..... anyone as wet as an otters pocket? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No room for a kitten then.
Fine. I didn't want to be in the petting zoo anyway. Now no one can stroke my hair/fur.
Mew.
Of course we want YOU Hatter. Who wouldn't  "
Mew |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"No room for a kitten then.
Fine. I didn't want to be in the petting zoo anyway. Now no one can stroke my hair/fur.
Mew.
Of course we want YOU Hatter. Who wouldn't
Mew "
He's so cute and fluffy and cuddly! I could put him in my pocket and take him home..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No room for a kitten then.
Fine. I didn't want to be in the petting zoo anyway. Now no one can stroke my hair/fur.
Mew.
Of course we want YOU Hatter. Who wouldn't
Mew
He's so cute and fluffy and cuddly! I could put him in my pocket and take him home.. "
No taking the pets out of the Zoo or I.will confiscate your halo  |
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"No room for a kitten then.
Fine. I didn't want to be in the petting zoo anyway. Now no one can stroke my hair/fur.
Mew.
Of course we want YOU Hatter. Who wouldn't
Mew
He's so cute and fluffy and cuddly! I could put him in my pocket and take him home.. "
In which case remind me to pat you down before you leave |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"No room for a kitten then.
Fine. I didn't want to be in the petting zoo anyway. Now no one can stroke my hair/fur.
Mew.
Of course we want YOU Hatter. Who wouldn't
Mew
He's so cute and fluffy and cuddly! I could put him in my pocket and take him home..
In which case remind me to pat you down before you leave "
Ooohhh...yes please! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a doctor! Near enough to a vet, can I look after the _nimals?
...with an arse like that...hell, yes!"
Thanks! First compliment I've had on my butt.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you need a Potato Head? They're very rare.
Watch out, some of my _nimals rather like potatoes "
Which ones do I need to keep away from.....or get closer to... |
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Just checking the headcount, so we have
Aardvark
Alicorn
A pair of "_nimals"
Ass
A pair of bats
Bunny
Chameleon
A cheeky chimp
A rare exotic duck
Fox
Hippo
Kangaroo
Kitten
A very rare libasaurus
Meerkat
Mermaid
Pooch
Puppy
A pair of seals
Trouser snake
A lesser spotted walking taff
Not forgetting a potato head, a candy floss stand, a torch lighter and a vet.
Did I miss anyone
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No room for a kitten then.
Fine. I didn't want to be in the petting zoo anyway. Now no one can stroke my hair/fur.
Mew.
Of course we want YOU Hatter. Who wouldn't
Mew
He's so cute and fluffy and cuddly! I could put him in my pocket and take him home..
In which case remind me to pat you down before you leave "
You're going to stop her taking me home? That seems mean. |
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"No room for a kitten then.
Fine. I didn't want to be in the petting zoo anyway. Now no one can stroke my hair/fur.
Mew.
Of course we want YOU Hatter. Who wouldn't
Mew
He's so cute and fluffy and cuddly! I could put him in my pocket and take him home..
In which case remind me to pat you down before you leave
You're going to stop her taking me home? That seems mean."
You're my kitten now MWAHAHAHA |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No room for a kitten then.
Fine. I didn't want to be in the petting zoo anyway. Now no one can stroke my hair/fur.
Mew.
Of course we want YOU Hatter. Who wouldn't
Mew
He's so cute and fluffy and cuddly! I could put him in my pocket and take him home..
In which case remind me to pat you down before you leave
You're going to stop her taking me home? That seems mean.
You're my kitten now MWAHAHAHA "
Oh no, whatever will I do? |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"No room for a kitten then.
Fine. I didn't want to be in the petting zoo anyway. Now no one can stroke my hair/fur.
Mew.
Of course we want YOU Hatter. Who wouldn't
Mew
He's so cute and fluffy and cuddly! I could put him in my pocket and take him home..
In which case remind me to pat you down before you leave
You're going to stop her taking me home? That seems mean.
You're my kitten now MWAHAHAHA
Oh no, whatever will I do? "
Perhaps you might be better hidden un my cleavage...there's plenty of it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'm opening a fishing lake!
Ile even be kind and make everyone brews that's because the river burst its banks and we are flooded like never before I can even see the Cray fish swimming about. |
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"I'm opening a fishing lake!
Ile even be kind and make everyone brews that's because the river burst its banks and we are flooded like never before I can even see the Cray fish swimming about. "
was that a fisting lake? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm a doctor! Near enough to a vet, can I look after the _nimals?
...with an arse like that...hell, yes!
Thanks! First compliment I've had on my butt.
...what's not to like? "
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"I'm opening a fishing lake!
Ile even be kind and make everyone brews that's because the river burst its banks and we are flooded like never before I can even see the Cray fish swimming about. "
Would you like to be in charge of the aquarium? |
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"How about a Greater crested Heshe?
Very rare and only found deep in the West Yorkshire outback!
I may have to start a rare breeds programme, plenty of mating to be done "
Yes we're very endangered this is a must! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No room for a kitten then.
Fine. I didn't want to be in the petting zoo anyway. Now no one can stroke my hair/fur.
Mew.
Awww...I'll stroke you.
Kittens are always good for petting "
I love petting my pussy xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You're not getting Lucifer's dragon.....
Are you sure? I could get him on the breeding program "
Ask Knitter if trying to breed La Obsidian is a good idea after last time.... |
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"i have a thing for otters 
What animal would you like to be on a cold day?
A little otter!
Sorry couldn't resist. "
I can't resist either -
I had a curry last night, a Chicken Tarka , it's like Tikka but a little otter |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i have a thing for otters
What animal would you like to be on a cold day?
A little otter!
Sorry couldn't resist.
I can't resist either -
I had a curry last night, a Chicken Tarka , it's like Tikka but a little otter"
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