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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd tell him all about female logic if it weren't for the fact that letting a man know what goes on in a womans mind will be all too confusing and will have long term if not permanent damage to his brain   |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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"I'd tell him all about female logic if it weren't for the fact that letting a man know what goes on in a womans mind will be all too confusing and will have long term if not permanent damage to his brain "
what really goes on in a womans mind...
"does me bum look big in this!"
"will the boots/shoes go with the dress/trousers go with the top go with the handbag/purse go with the earings go with the make up?"
"how can i spend loads of money on all of the above and make it look like i am actually saving money! my god it was a bargin!!!" |
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"I'd tell him all about female logic if it weren't for the fact that letting a man know what goes on in a womans mind will be all too confusing and will have long term if not permanent damage to his brain
what really goes on in a womans mind...
"does me bum look big in this!"
"will the boots/shoes go with the dress/trousers go with the top go with the handbag/purse go with the earings go with the make up?"
"how can i spend loads of money on all of the above and make it look like i am actually saving money! my god it was a bargin!!!" "
u might be big but u arent to old to be put over my knee and spanked fabs!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd tell him all about female logic if it weren't for the fact that letting a man know what goes on in a womans mind will be all too confusing and will have long term if not permanent damage to his brain
what really goes on in a womans mind...
"When do I get to give Fabio a good wallop?"
"will the boots/shoes go with the dress/trousers go with the top go with the handbag/purse go with the earings go with the make up?"
"how can i spend loads of money on all of the above and make it look like i am actually saving money! my god it was a bargin!!!" "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When do I get to give Fabio a good wallop with an iron bar and a sledge hammer?"
gum shields won't help.... cricket box no use either..... "
You are right Fabio... you had better stop being so cheeky my dear |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Women? Logic? why the fook do you think Spock's dad married a human woman! It must be pure hell living on a planet whose prime species is centred around a logic and then the female of the species absolutely shoots that down in flames.
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Male logic: ok, I admit it, I fucked up
Female logic: ok, I admit it, I fucked up - but it's your fault!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Female logic: ok, I admit it, I fucked up - but it's your fault! "
Christ you lucky fooker yours actually admits she fucked up even if she blames you ? Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd tell him all about female logic if it weren't for the fact that letting a man know what goes on in a womans mind will be all too confusing and will have long term if not permanent damage to his brain
what really goes on in a womans mind...
"does me bum look big in this!"
"will the boots/shoes go with the dress/trousers go with the top go with the handbag/purse go with the earings go with the make up?"
"how can i spend loads of money on all of the above and make it look like i am actually saving money! my god it was a bargin!!!" "
Spot on Fabio. Female logic together with applied mathematics or as I like to call it 'sums'.
'Oooh got really lucky today. There was this frock knocked down from £200 to £150 so I bought three and saved £150'.
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