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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It's nearly time......
The thread that enjoys a weekly birthday, show your appreciation for..........
*drumroll.......
Thursday rant day.
All posts appreciated.
*editors note; not like that yah filthy bastids |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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well, i'm not ranting but i need to whinge about when i do find guys genuinely into the same as me, and find them very attractive, they're always too far away to do anything proper with.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"well, i'm not ranting but i need to whinge about when i do find guys genuinely into the same as me, and find them very attractive, they're always too far away to do anything proper with. "
Move.
Get them to move.
Meet in the middle.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"well, i'm not ranting but i need to whinge about when i do find guys genuinely into the same as me, and find them very attractive, they're always too far away to do anything proper with.
Move.
Get them to move.
Meet in the middle.
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i've got ties and so has he, already been discussed. |
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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago
where the road goes on forever |
Verifications, why would i take someone else's words about you as how you really are? I probably don't know them either , its not like the're going to say " she was bored to tears the whole time" , i mean it it all comes down to our personal judgment, they could have a great time with you, doesn't mean its going to happen with me |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
Why is the whole of the UK so bloody cold and wet?
I want to wear summer clothes.
I want to bbq and picnic.
I want to have outdoor sex without getting hypothermia.
It's not fair...
*lies on the floor kicking and screaming.
Happy Birthday, OP. Birthday snogs coming your way xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"well, i'm not ranting but i need to whinge about when i do find guys genuinely into the same as me, and find them very attractive, they're always too far away to do anything proper with.
Move.
Get them to move.
Meet in the middle.
i've got ties and so has he, already been discussed."
Bugger..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Verifications, why would i take someone else's words about you as how you really are? I probably don't know them either , its not like the're going to say " she was bored to tears the whole time" , i mean it it all comes down to our personal judgment, they could have a great time with you, doesn't mean its going to happen with me "
This is very true......
Wise words sir, wise words. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why is Ireland so cold during the summer?  "
There's no air conditioning in Ireland so they all leave their fridge doors open.
The whole country is passive cooled with ice cubes.
True story. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why is the whole of the UK so bloody cold and wet?
I want to wear summer clothes.
I want to bbq and picnic.
I want to have outdoor sex without getting hypothermia.
It's not fair...
*lies on the floor kicking and screaming.
Happy Birthday, OP. Birthday snogs coming your way xxx"
Fucking hell woman, one thing at a time.......
Mmmmmmmmmm snogs.
*reaches round for a bum squeeze |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"FUCK OFF DIZZINESS!!
That's my rant.
As you were.
Still suffering? That's crap!!!
Here, lean on me......"
Thanks....i know it's not really rant worthy stuff and hardly the end of the world...but irritating nonetheless.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Grrrrr!!! Actually sleeping in for once and my sons wake me up (I'm in the living room on the sofa so it's right next door) shouting to each other about how much food one has in their mouth.....for the love of God!!
Plus it's 'summer' and look at the fucking state of it out their!!!!
G x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"FUCK OFF DIZZINESS!!
That's my rant.
As you were.
Still suffering? That's crap!!!
Here, lean on me......
Thanks....i know it's not really rant worthy stuff and hardly the end of the world...but irritating nonetheless. "
When an illness doesn't improve it can feel like the end of the world. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry no rants from me as I'm a smiley happy girl after yesterday  but want to say HIPPY BURPDAY MARKOH!! x  "
Do not come in here dropping hints about your awesome sagging.
It makes the rest of us rant.
Cake? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Happy Birthday!
I'm internally ranting about being woken at 6am yet again by my children  "
I understand there's news on the job front?
Happy days.
6am isn't early BTW. ... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Grrrrr!!! Actually sleeping in for once and my sons wake me up (I'm in the living room on the sofa so it's right next door) shouting to each other about how much food one has in their mouth.....for the love of God!!
Plus it's 'summer' and look at the fucking state of it out their!!!!
G x"
Give them toffees. Lots of toffees. Two gobfulls of toffees.
Each.......
And yes, the weathers wank.
Admin, we need a "wank" emoji....... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bollox, I appear to be out of wine
Wine? You're a geezer, get a beer down ya.
Aye you're right! Got a wee hangover now. Back on the beer me!  "
Good man. No more Lambrini for you....... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fekkin bank has taken a standing order one day too early. Meant to be on the 1st but no its gone today leaving me a little short the bandits "
Cue "all bankers are bastards" rant...... |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"Sorry no rants from me as I'm a smiley happy girl after yesterday but want to say HIPPY BURPDAY MARKOH!! x
Do not come in here dropping hints about your awesome sagging.
It makes the rest of us rant.
Cake? "
Awesome SAGGING?!?! Wtf? I hope to fook that was an autocarrot moment!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Trying to have a lie in, but no, the Gardner is mowing the lawn @ 0715 in the morning - WTAF 
7.15 is not early. Get your arses out of bed!!!! "
When my normal work get up time is 4am...715 is not late enough - Bells needs her good mood sleep ready for swingfields |
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"It's nearly time......
The thread that enjoys a weekly birthday, show your appreciation for..........
*drumroll.......
Thursday rant day.
All posts appreciated.
*editors note; not like that yah filthy bastids"
You are loosing your touch. There's no ranting here.
You have gone soft (punt intended )
MrsSB
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm jel about swingfield looks and sounds great so ranting about that...well not really ranting you get the drift tho  "
Am so ranting & now a grumpy Bells .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm jel about swingfield looks and sounds great so ranting about that...well not really ranting you get the drift tho
Am so ranting & now a grumpy Bells .."
Putting myself back to bed for another hour or so ...why don't they do the grumpy face |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry no rants from me as I'm a smiley happy girl after yesterday but want to say HIPPY BURPDAY MARKOH!! x
Do not come in here dropping hints about your awesome sagging.
It makes the rest of us rant.
Cake?
Awesome SAGGING?!?! Wtf? I hope to fook that was an autocarrot moment!! "
Pudgy man fingers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fucking bastard A14 this morning even though I got on it before 7 - rammed. My bacon roll is cold as is my coffee and I open the paper to see Michael pissing Gove and his wife gurning at me. I'd not want to see a porn film with that pair in.
Cheers! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's nearly time......
The thread that enjoys a weekly birthday, show your appreciation for..........
*drumroll.......
Thursday rant day.
All posts appreciated.
*editors note; not like that yah filthy bastids
You are loosing your touch. There's no ranting here.
You have gone soft (punt intended )
MrsSB
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I'm a softie at heart, despite what the number of bodies under the patio suggests...... |
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"It's nearly time......
The thread that enjoys a weekly birthday, show your appreciation for..........
*drumroll.......
Thursday rant day.
All posts appreciated.
*editors note; not like that yah filthy bastids
You are loosing your touch. There's no ranting here.
You have gone soft (punt intended )
MrsSB
I'm a softie at heart, despite what the number of bodies under the patio suggests......"
MrsSB |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My rant is at me.
I fucking hate being in my head sometimes. I hate that I overthink things, and I hate that I can't do anything right for myself. I try to be good, it doesn't always work but I try. I stretch myself to thin and sometimes there's just nothing left to give.
Sorry. I'm going to make a cup of tea. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No rant here just a happy birthday kiss have a great day mr markoh love Mrs blue eyes "
Much as I enjoy a birthday kiss, it pains me to admit that it's not really my birthday.
I blame Scarletstars for this disinformation. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My rant is at me.
I fucking hate being in my head sometimes. I hate that I overthink things, and I hate that I can't do anything right for myself. I try to be good, it doesn't always work but I try. I stretch myself to thin and sometimes there's just nothing left to give.
Sorry. I'm going to make a cup of tea."
Tea makes everything better.
But not permanently.
Feel free to pm me anytime if you want a natter. You're not alone my friend. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cinema....
WHY...... do they seat everyone next to each other when there are 10000000 free seats!!!!!
Bloody annoys me  "
Don't say that, I'm thinking of going to the cinema at the weekend. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"*** rushes in slightly breathless, throwing fairy dust, confetti and cookies**
Sorry Im late Markoh
Nothing to rant about.
Wuv you
Knitter"
Wuv you more my wuverly.
Hugs.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cinema....
WHY...... do they seat everyone next to each other when there are 10000000 free seats!!!!!
Bloody annoys me
Don't say that, I'm thinking of going to the cinema at the weekend. "
Book online and pick your seats.....can't guarantee that someone won't sit near you though.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ah well, be like the queen and have two birthdays, so birthday kisses still stand Mrs blue eyes "
Or be like Licketysplits and have one every 4 weeks.
Which reminds me....... BRB........ |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cinema....
WHY...... do they seat everyone next to each other when there are 10000000 free seats!!!!!
Bloody annoys me
Don't say that, I'm thinking of going to the cinema at the weekend.
Book online and pick your seats.....can't guarantee that someone won't sit near you though...."
What if I just smile at them and dribble like when I'm on the bus?
Editors note; nothing new there..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My rant is at me.
I fucking hate being in my head sometimes. I hate that I overthink things, and I hate that I can't do anything right for myself. I try to be good, it doesn't always work but I try. I stretch myself to thin and sometimes there's just nothing left to give.
Sorry. I'm going to make a cup of tea.
Tea makes everything better.
But not permanently.
Feel free to pm me anytime if you want a natter. You're not alone my friend."
Tea has made the world a slightly better place. Sorry. Bad morning. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My rant is at me.
I fucking hate being in my head sometimes. I hate that I overthink things, and I hate that I can't do anything right for myself. I try to be good, it doesn't always work but I try. I stretch myself to thin and sometimes there's just nothing left to give.
Sorry. I'm going to make a cup of tea.
Tea makes everything better.
But not permanently.
Feel free to pm me anytime if you want a natter. You're not alone my friend.
Tea has made the world a slightly better place. Sorry. Bad morning. "
No need to apologise.
We all have crap days, plus it's want rant day is for.
Take my offer any time you need it. |
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"Cinema....
WHY...... do they seat everyone next to each other when there are 10000000 free seats!!!!!
Bloody annoys me
Don't say that, I'm thinking of going to the cinema at the weekend.
Book online and pick your seats.....can't guarantee that someone won't sit near you though....
What if I just smile at them and dribble like when I'm on the bus?
Editors note; nothing new there....."
My daughter works there.. She went in, booked and picked our seats in the afternoon.
When we got there, someone was sat in our seats. They moved no problem which meant they were in the 2 seats next to us. But the rest of the bloody row was free!!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cinema....
WHY...... do they seat everyone next to each other when there are 10000000 free seats!!!!!
Bloody annoys me
Don't say that, I'm thinking of going to the cinema at the weekend.
Book online and pick your seats.....can't guarantee that someone won't sit near you though....
What if I just smile at them and dribble like when I'm on the bus?
Editors note; nothing new there.....
My daughter works there.. She went in, booked and picked our seats in the afternoon.
When we got there, someone was sat in our seats. They moved no problem which meant they were in the 2 seats next to us. But the rest of the bloody row was free!!!
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Genius....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cinema....
WHY...... do they seat everyone next to each other when there are 10000000 free seats!!!!!
Bloody annoys me
Don't say that, I'm thinking of going to the cinema at the weekend.
Book online and pick your seats.....can't guarantee that someone won't sit near you though....
What if I just smile at them and dribble like when I'm on the bus?
Editors note; nothing new there.....
My daughter works there.. She went in, booked and picked our seats in the afternoon.
When we got there, someone was sat in our seats. They moved no problem which meant they were in the 2 seats next to us. But the rest of the bloody row was free!!!
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I would have moved  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cinema....
WHY...... do they seat everyone next to each other when there are 10000000 free seats!!!!!
Bloody annoys me
Don't say that, I'm thinking of going to the cinema at the weekend.
Book online and pick your seats.....can't guarantee that someone won't sit near you though....
What if I just smile at them and dribble like when I'm on the bus?
Editors note; nothing new there.....
My daughter works there.. She went in, booked and picked our seats in the afternoon.
When we got there, someone was sat in our seats. They moved no problem which meant they were in the 2 seats next to us. But the rest of the bloody row was free!!!
I would have moved "
Me too.......  |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
Right.....I was looking forward to a social today. It was only going to be a quick one, enough time to suss out whether we fancied each other enough....I got a message saying he wouldn't have long, which I knew and he asked if I'm available tomorrow. I'm not so I told him not to worry about it.
I know these things happen but I was looking forward to meeting him. He's local as well as having some other plus points. It's not often you can say that, is it?? Well.....is it? Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Right.....I was looking forward to a social today. It was only going to be a quick one, enough time to suss out whether we fancied each other enough....I got a message saying he wouldn't have long, which I knew and he asked if I'm available tomorrow. I'm not so I told him not to worry about it.
I know these things happen but I was looking forward to meeting him. He's local as well as having some other plus points. It's not often you can say that, is it?? Well.....is it? Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
Can I just cut out a bit of time and say quite positively, I fancy you?
Or is that an abuse of power? |
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By *arksMan
over a year ago
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Got given a packet of fruit shortcake biscuits by my dear old mum the other day , went to have one earlier only to find that they were not mcvities but tower gate? disgused in packaging exactly the same as mcvities !!!! |
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"Got given a packet of fruit shortcake biscuits by my dear old mum the other day , went to have one earlier only to find that they were not mcvities but tower gate? disgused in packaging exactly the same as mcvities !!!! "
Sometimes you just have to take one for the team |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
"Why is the whole of the UK so bloody cold and wet?
I want to wear summer clothes.
I want to bbq and picnic.
I want to have outdoor sex without getting hypothermia.
It's not fair...
*lies on the floor kicking and screaming.
Happy Birthday, OP. Birthday snogs coming your way xxx
Fucking hell woman, one thing at a time.......
Mmmmmmmmmm snogs.
*reaches round for a bum squeeze"
Snogs and a cheeky bum grope back! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Got given a packet of fruit shortcake biscuits by my dear old mum the other day , went to have one earlier only to find that they were not mcvities but tower gate? disgused in packaging exactly the same as mcvities !!!! "
Bastards...... I've got bourbons if that helps. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why is the whole of the UK so bloody cold and wet?
I want to wear summer clothes.
I want to bbq and picnic.
I want to have outdoor sex without getting hypothermia.
It's not fair...
*lies on the floor kicking and screaming.
Happy Birthday, OP. Birthday snogs coming your way xxx
Fucking hell woman, one thing at a time.......
Mmmmmmmmmm snogs.
*reaches round for a bum squeeze
Snogs and a cheeky bum grope back! "
Ooooh I say, you have a lovely touch...... |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Got given a packet of fruit shortcake biscuits by my dear old mum the other day , went to have one earlier only to find that they were not mcvities but tower gate? disgused in packaging exactly the same as mcvities !!!!
Bastards...... I've got bourbons if that helps. "
Ooohh...I love bourbons! Can I have a nibble please?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Got given a packet of fruit shortcake biscuits by my dear old mum the other day , went to have one earlier only to find that they were not mcvities but tower gate? disgused in packaging exactly the same as mcvities !!!!
Bastards...... I've got bourbons if that helps.
Ooohh...I love bourbons! Can I have a nibble please?!"
You certainly can. Don't get crumbs down your cleavage.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"1st of July tomorrow and it's still shit weather, never going to get a tan before we go to gran canaria in September at this rate"
Sunbed.
Tanning lotion.
Sorted. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing to rant about
Share your secret.....
I am always happy ....
I'm happy that you're happy. "
And i am very happy that you know that im happy ...happy all round |
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By *qua vitaeWoman
over a year ago
Shropshire/Midlands |
I know this is a day late, but: my neighbour from hell next door that I have a border dispute with (ongoing for 2 months now!), has decided that she couldn't wait for her surveyor (that we agreed with), to peg out the border herself where she claims where the border is!
I do hope this goes to court, so that she'll get her comeuppance from all the damaged she's cause to our property!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I know this is a day late, but: my neighbour from hell next door that I have a border dispute with (ongoing for 2 months now!), has decided that she couldn't wait for her surveyor (that we agreed with), to peg out the border herself where she claims where the border is!
I do hope this goes to court, so that she'll get her comeuppance from all the damaged she's cause to our property!! "
Take photos, write everything down in a diary.
Make sure you don't engage with her or get drawn into arguments.
Good luck..... |
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