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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How do you know who is a milf and who doesn't? you have to take the milf test
Do you have to sign up for this test or is it randomly given? X"
random, just comes in the post one day. I failed it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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MILF: Mother I'd Like to Fuck, ie your friends mum. What's the matter with you people? Nobody can be a milf just because you like the their picture, pedantic but true  |
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"Curious.com here... Difference between GILF and COUGAR?"
The difference is a cougar will rip your balls off and eat you alive if you try to shove your c-ck in it
Mind you a few gilfs might do the same  |
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"MILF: Mother I'd Like to Fuck, ie your friends mum. What's the matter with you people? Nobody can be a milf just because you like the their picture, pedantic but true "
Hasn't got to be limited to your friends mum or what's the point of doing the school run to drop off the kids when younger |
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"MILF: Mother I'd Like to Fuck, ie your friends mum. What's the matter with you people? Nobody can be a milf just because you like the their picture, pedantic but true "
Hasn't got to be limited to your friends mum or what was the the point of doing the school run to drop off the kids when they were younger.
It was invented to cheer up dad's mornings  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"MILF: Mother I'd Like to Fuck, ie your friends mum. What's the matter with you people? Nobody can be a milf just because you like the their picture, pedantic but true
Hasn't got to be limited to your friends mum or what's the point of doing the school run to drop off the kids when younger"
Point taken. Would it be suspicious if you did the school run if your kids were old enough to be teachers.  |
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"MILF: Mother I'd Like to Fuck, ie your friends mum. What's the matter with you people? Nobody can be a milf just because you like the their picture, pedantic but true
Hasn't got to be limited to your friends mum or what's the point of doing the school run to drop off the kids when younger
Point taken. Would it be suspicious if you did the school run if your kids were old enough to be teachers. "
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh  |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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"How do you know who is a milf and who doesn't?
You use Litmus paper - Red = MILF Purple = NON MILF
Mines blue  "
Oh crumbs. Boobie hugs
Mines red but not sure if it applies.. I am a mum but that's about it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How do you know who is a milf and who doesn't?
You use Litmus paper - Red = MILF Purple = NON MILF
Mines blue "
I'm colour blind.. yours is good for me no matter what colour it is |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Taking the definition literally and keeping within Fab rules, a MILF could be any age from 16 - 99 so
I can understand your excitement, you got a shag!"
Or being pedantic from 5-70, youngest and oldest recorded mothers. |
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"Taking the definition literally and keeping within Fab rules, a MILF could be any age from 16 - 99 so
I can understand your excitement, you got a shag!
Or being pedantic from 5-70, youngest and oldest recorded mothers."
I suppose but any woman who has give birth is a mother. So... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Taking the definition literally and keeping within Fab rules, a MILF could be any age from 16 - 99 so
I can understand your excitement, you got a shag!
Or being pedantic from 5-70, youngest and oldest recorded mothers.
I suppose but any woman who has give birth is a mother. So..."
Pardon? |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
anyone who uses that label..is too young for me..they probably talk in text speak all the time and casually bandy brand names around..we need an acroynm for them..suggestions?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"anyone who uses that label..is too young for me..they probably talk in text speak all the time and casually bandy brand names around..we need an acroynm for them..suggestions?
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TWATS
Those Who Always Talk Shit |
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"anyone who uses that label..is too young for me..they probably talk in text speak all the time and casually bandy brand names around..we need an acroynm for them..suggestions?
TWATS
Those Who Always Talk Shit"
Haha, I like it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"anyone who uses that label..is too young for me..they probably talk in text speak all the time and casually bandy brand names around..we need an acroynm for them..suggestions?
TWATS
Those Who Always Talk Shit
Haha, I like it! "
AFAIK it's very popular with n00bs trying to be super cool.
WTF think I just joined the TWATS group, please some1 save me... |
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By *ax1971Man
over a year ago
St helens |
"anyone who uses that label..is too young for me..they probably talk in text speak all the time and casually bandy brand names around..we need an acroynm for them..suggestions?
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P u p
Probably
Under
Perfomed/ Parents |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"anyone who uses that label..is too young for me..they probably talk in text speak all the time and casually bandy brand names around..we need an acroynm for them..suggestions?
TWATS
Those Who Always Talk Shit
Haha, I like it! "
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"anyone who uses that label..is too young for me..they probably talk in text speak all the time and casually bandy brand names around..we need an acroynm for them..suggestions?
P u p
Probably
Under
Perfomed/ Parents"
siwf
sons i wouldnt fuck ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im not complaining about this Milf craze , iv had more attention in my 40s than iv ever had "
Ditto im nearly 50 but having a ball so many fit younger guys love the more mature woman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im not complaining about this Milf craze , iv had more attention in my 40s than iv ever had
Ditto im nearly 50 but having a ball so many fit younger guys love the more mature woman "
I love a mature woman thay are very sexy in every way  |
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"Im not complaining about this Milf craze , iv had more attention in my 40s than iv ever had
Ditto im nearly 50 but having a ball so many fit younger guys love the more mature woman
I love a mature woman thay are very sexy in every way "
Anne Widdecombe too? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im not complaining about this Milf craze , iv had more attention in my 40s than iv ever had
Ditto im nearly 50 but having a ball so many fit younger guys love the more mature woman
I love a mature woman thay are very sexy in every way
Anne Widdecombe too?"
erm actually she's a well known virgin so isn't a mother and hence not a milf (said in best anorak voice) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Milfs gilfs dilfs and cougars all very confusing ... 
Milf mum
Gilf girlfriend
Dilf dad
Cougar mature lady who preys on young men "
gilf isn't girlfriend it's gran |
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"Im not complaining about this Milf craze , iv had more attention in my 40s than iv ever had
Ditto im nearly 50 but having a ball so many fit younger guys love the more mature woman
I love a mature woman thay are very sexy in every way
Anne Widdecombe too?
erm actually she's a well known virgin so isn't a mother and hence not a milf (said in best anorak voice) "
Pedantic but true.
Although the last poster I quoted didn't mention the MILF thing just all old ladies, so ner  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im not complaining about this Milf craze , iv had more attention in my 40s than iv ever had
Ditto im nearly 50 but having a ball so many fit younger guys love the more mature woman
I love a mature woman thay are very sexy in every way
Anne Widdecombe too?
erm actually she's a well known virgin so isn't a mother and hence not a milf (said in best anorak voice)
Pedantic but true.
Although the last poster I quoted didn't mention the MILF thing just all old ladies, so ner "
Oooooh, hark at her! |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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I get called a MILF and a cougar.
I'm neither.
I supposed I should be glad I've not been called a GILF yet.
I do get called an older woman or a mature woman quite often. I suppose when the person calling me that is in their 20's, I can't really argue with older. I dispute mature though. |
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