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Worst chat up you've used or been given?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Think this is a Jimmy carr one... walk up to a girl, hand her your drink and say....mind that til I come back. .im going for a shit.if she's still there when you get back.....you've pulled  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone beckoning me over with their little finger in a bar, after I'd gone over he said "if I can make you come that easy with my little finger imagine what my cock could do"  "
  *discreetly makes a private note of that one* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone beckoning me over with their little finger in a bar, after I'd gone over he said "if I can make you come that easy with my little finger imagine what my cock could do" "
Was used on Mrs M at the club a few weeks back....worked a treat! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had this girl come over to me and say am I shagging you? Only I'm banging this black guy but I'm always d*unk when he comes around and I'm not sure. 
Pathetic |
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By *igal17Man
over a year ago
Ayr SW Scotland |
Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you?
Do you like fruit?
Suck this, it's a peach.
And one I've used (I knew her reasonably well):-
"I bet you a quid I can make your tits move without touching them"
"Go on then"
Give the tits a good jiggle with both hands.
"You said without touching them!"
"So I did, here's the quid" |
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"Someone beckoning me over with their little finger in a bar, after I'd gone over he said "if I can make you come that easy with my little finger imagine what my cock could do"
*discreetly makes a private note of that one*"
Thought i was the only one |
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Half way thru a date, he asked me "so what would you give me out of 10?" I replied "9 because no man is perfect" he then asked me to ask him same, so I did, he replied "I'd give you one" and then gave me a big snog! |
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"Half way thru a date, he asked me "so what would you give me out of 10?" I replied "9 because no man is perfect" he then asked me to ask him same, so I did, he replied "I'd give you one" and then gave me a big snog!"
Top lad, we can all learn from his Ladness  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Half way thru a date, he asked me "so what would you give me out of 10?" I replied "9 because no man is perfect" he then asked me to ask him same, so I did, he replied "I'd give you one" and then gave me a big snog!"
That's a good'un, making a mental note of that! |
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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago
Chester/Wirral |
I will kindly give away this little gem because I'm nice like that  I will simply go upto a a girl an say 'Do you know who you remind me of?' They will usually reply 'no' expecting ne to say a movie star or pop star etc an I will say 'somebody id like to meet' I'll then introduce myself kiss on the cheek or handshake etc. Usually gets a laugh an is a good way of breaking the ice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I remember the first time I met my ex husband, he asked me if I wanted a coffee, we where in the town centre in the middle of the day, so I said ok (like a twat ) so we started walking to what I assumed would be a cafe, as we started heading out of town I asked where we was going as there was no café's round here and he said, I know I just live up the road I was going to make you one  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fancy a fuck
Excuse me. It's the best line. Well only when I say it.
MrsSB 
Typical I'[ll get mi coat and go then 
Don't go. Will miss you
Soooo needy
MrsSB "
I'm here MrsSB, fancy a fuck? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fancy a fuck
Excuse me. It's the best line. Well only when I say it.
MrsSB
Typical I'[ll get mi coat and go then
Don't go. Will miss you
Soooo needy
MrsSB "
Oh make your mind up |
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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago
Chester/Wirral |
"I once asked a barmaid "what time do you get off?" She said "at 12".
I said "do you mind if I watch?".
Actually worked, got her number.
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did something similar with a shot girl asking if I want to buy a shot I replied 'I would rather buy you dinner' we skipped to desert later |
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"Fancy a fuck
Excuse me. It's the best line. Well only when I say it.
MrsSB
Typical I'[ll get mi coat and go then
Don't go. Will miss you
Soooo needy
MrsSB
Oh make your mind up "
I'm a woman. I don't need too. Using stereotypes to my advantage
MrsSB |
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"Fancy a fuck
Excuse me. It's the best line. Well only when I say it.
MrsSB
Typical I'[ll get mi coat and go then
Don't go. Will miss you
Soooo needy
MrsSB
I'm here MrsSB, fancy a fuck?"
No cuddles?
Alright then
MrsSB |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fancy a fuck
Excuse me. It's the best line. Well only when I say it.
MrsSB
Typical I'[ll get mi coat and go then
Don't go. Will miss you
Soooo needy
MrsSB
Oh make your mind up
I'm a woman. I don't need too. Using stereotypes to my advantage
MrsSB "
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"Fancy a fuck
Excuse me. It's the best line. Well only when I say it.
MrsSB
Typical I'[ll get mi coat and go then
Don't go. Will miss you
Soooo needy
MrsSB
Oh make your mind up
I'm a woman. I don't need too. Using stereotypes to my advantage
MrsSB
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Go bed. You need to be reset for the morning thread or Tosh will bit you to it.
Mrs SB |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fancy a fuck
Excuse me. It's the best line. Well only when I say it.
MrsSB
Typical I'[ll get mi coat and go then
Don't go. Will miss you
Soooo needy
MrsSB
Oh make your mind up
I'm a woman. I don't need too. Using stereotypes to my advantage
MrsSB
Go bed. You need to be reset for the morning thread or Tosh will bit you to it.
Mrs SB "
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"Half way thru a date, he asked me "so what would you give me out of 10?" I replied "9 because no man is perfect" he then asked me to ask him same, so I did, he replied "I'd give you one" and then gave me a big snog!
Top lad, we can all learn from his Ladness "
Well it made me giggle and it worked, he did give me one!. Lol  |
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As if I would list any ones I've used.
