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over a year ago
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"I've run out of teabags!!
Woman down....I repeat....WOMAN DOWN!!
*tries not to hyperventilate*
International rescue are on the way  "
Can't you send Elf Rescue instead? They have tea...and biscuits! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm....I'm so sorry.
Can you stroke my hair? I think I'm fading *sob"
Of course, and you can stroke mine. I might even put it in a man bun for you to cheer you up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've run out of teabags!!
Woman down....I repeat....WOMAN DOWN!!
*tries not to hyperventilate*
International rescue are on the way
Can't you send Elf Rescue instead? They have tea...and biscuits!"
Elf are busy, it's international rescue or me lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
I'm....I'm so sorry.
Can you stroke my hair? I think I'm fading *sob
Of course, and you can stroke mine. I might even put it in a man bun for you to cheer you up."
Ooh that might just help  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've run out of teabags!!
Woman down....I repeat....WOMAN DOWN!!
*tries not to hyperventilate*
International rescue are on the way
Can't you send Elf Rescue instead? They have tea...and biscuits!
Elf are busy, it's international rescue or me lol"
Do you have biscuits?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
I'm....I'm so sorry.
Can you stroke my hair? I think I'm fading *sob
Of course, and you can stroke mine. I might even put it in a man bun for you to cheer you up.
Ooh that might just help "
Thought it might. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've run out of teabags!!
Woman down....I repeat....WOMAN DOWN!!
*tries not to hyperventilate*
International rescue are on the way
Can't you send Elf Rescue instead? They have tea...and biscuits!"
They are busy trying to rescue Nanny Plum. The wise old elf isn't pleased at all  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've run out of teabags!!
Woman down....I repeat....WOMAN DOWN!!
*tries not to hyperventilate*
International rescue are on the way
Can't you send Elf Rescue instead? They have tea...and biscuits!
Elf are busy, it's international rescue or me lol
Do you have biscuits?? "
I do, chocolate or plain ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've run out of teabags!!
Woman down....I repeat....WOMAN DOWN!!
*tries not to hyperventilate*
International rescue are on the way
Can't you send Elf Rescue instead? They have tea...and biscuits!
They are busy trying to rescue Nanny Plum. The wise old elf isn't pleased at all "
Damn that Nanny Plum, she gets all the biscuits AND the best one liners! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've run out of teabags!!
Woman down....I repeat....WOMAN DOWN!!
*tries not to hyperventilate*
International rescue are on the way
Can't you send Elf Rescue instead? They have tea...and biscuits!
They are busy trying to rescue Nanny Plum. The wise old elf isn't pleased at all
Damn that Nanny Plum, she gets all the biscuits AND the best one liners!"
I love nanny plum, I think I like that show more than my son  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've run out of teabags!!
Woman down....I repeat....WOMAN DOWN!!
*tries not to hyperventilate*
International rescue are on the way
Can't you send Elf Rescue instead? They have tea...and biscuits!
They are busy trying to rescue Nanny Plum. The wise old elf isn't pleased at all
Damn that Nanny Plum, she gets all the biscuits AND the best one liners!
I love nanny plum, I think I like that show more than my son "
You're son would be heart broken to hear that you like a show more than you like him. Mean mummy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've run out of teabags!!
Woman down....I repeat....WOMAN DOWN!!
*tries not to hyperventilate*
International rescue are on the way
Can't you send Elf Rescue instead? They have tea...and biscuits!
They are busy trying to rescue Nanny Plum. The wise old elf isn't pleased at all
Damn that Nanny Plum, she gets all the biscuits AND the best one liners!
I love nanny plum, I think I like that show more than my son
You're son would be heart broken to hear that you like a show more than you like him. Mean mummy "
That made me lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've run out of teabags!!
Woman down....I repeat....WOMAN DOWN!!
*tries not to hyperventilate*
International rescue are on the way
Can't you send Elf Rescue instead? They have tea...and biscuits!
They are busy trying to rescue Nanny Plum. The wise old elf isn't pleased at all
Damn that Nanny Plum, she gets all the biscuits AND the best one liners!
I love nanny plum, I think I like that show more than my son
You're son would be heart broken to hear that you like a show more than you like him. Mean mummy
That made me lol "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've run out of teabags!!
Woman down....I repeat....WOMAN DOWN!!
*tries not to hyperventilate*
International rescue are on the way
Can't you send Elf Rescue instead? They have tea...and biscuits!
They are busy trying to rescue Nanny Plum. The wise old elf isn't pleased at all
Damn that Nanny Plum, she gets all the biscuits AND the best one liners!
I love nanny plum, I think I like that show more than my son
You're son would be heart broken to hear that you like a show more than you like him. Mean mummy "
Perhaps I would like him better if he left me to my perving In peace |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've run out of teabags!!
Woman down....I repeat....WOMAN DOWN!!
*tries not to hyperventilate*
International rescue are on the way
Can't you send Elf Rescue instead? They have tea...and biscuits!
They are busy trying to rescue Nanny Plum. The wise old elf isn't pleased at all
Damn that Nanny Plum, she gets all the biscuits AND the best one liners!
I love nanny plum, I think I like that show more than my son
You're son would be heart broken to hear that you like a show more than you like him. Mean mummy
Perhaps I would like him better if he left me to my perving In peace "
hahaha nothing should come between a lady and her perving |
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