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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago
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Threads now have their own forum further down the list. This thread therefore is for jokes , innuendo and silly comments.
Fire away and do your utmost to be silly
Little billy was watching TV in his bedroom. He comes downstairs and asks, "Dad, what's love juice?" His father looks at him horrified and tells him all about sex and why a woman's vagina gets wet. Billy just sits there with his mouth wide open in amazement. His dad asks, "So, what you been watching billy?"
Billy replies, "Wimbledon!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oops sorry Mr C didn't see your jokes thread when opening mine .. Can they be merged mods?
Any way, I went to the zoo the other day. Only one animal there though, a dog. It was a Shih Tzu. |
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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago
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"Oops sorry Mr C didn't see your jokes thread when opening mine .. Can they be merged mods?
Any way, I went to the zoo the other day. Only one animal there though, a dog. It was a Shih Tzu. "
Doesn't need to be just jokes on here, anything that raises a giggle.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I went to get some posts for the garden yesterday. Was looking for 3m ones, but they had none that were more than 2m. It's made me a bit worried, 'cause the stakes couldn't be higher... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oops sorry Mr C didn't see your jokes thread when opening mine .. Can they be merged mods?
Any way, I went to the zoo the other day. Only one animal there though, a dog. It was a Shih Tzu.
Doesn't need to be just jokes on here, anything that raises a giggle.
You can tell lies about me if you like "
That Colgate. Top fella! 
(Is that any good? ) |
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"Oops sorry Mr C didn't see your jokes thread when opening mine .. Can they be merged mods?
Any way, I went to the zoo the other day. Only one animal there though, a dog. It was a Shih Tzu.
Doesn't need to be just jokes on here, anything that raises a giggle.
You can tell lies about me if you like "
Colgate is really a bifemale. Changed his profile to male. Because of couples looking for unicorns where emailing her all the time. She's a really cute curvy 35 year old girl
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Sir Bobby Charlton was asked today whether the '66 England side could have beaten Iceland. "Definitely" he replied "1-0".
"Only 1-0?" asked the interviewer
"Well we are in our 70's" said Sir Bobby |
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