"He's on my doorstep. 
He's so large I had to take a big stretch to step over him.
I think it's all the plant food people add. We're getting genetically modified slugs.
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"there are some corkers in my back yard too..
horrible slimy little so and so's 
I try and feel sorry for them as they are but homeless snails.  "
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"They like salt.  xxx"
The first time I was on antidepressants I kept seeing a slug in the kitchen in the middle of the night. My sister thought I was hallucinating.
One night I salted my hallucination and left the resultant puddle for her to clean up. |
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"They like salt. xxx
The first time I was on antidepressants I kept seeing a slug in the kitchen in the middle of the night. My sister thought I was hallucinating.
One night I salted my hallucination and left the resultant puddle for her to clean up. "
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"They like salt. xxx
The first time I was on antidepressants I kept seeing a slug in the kitchen in the middle of the night. My sister thought I was hallucinating.
One night I salted my hallucination and left the resultant puddle for her to clean up. "
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"They like salt. xxx
The first time I was on antidepressants I kept seeing a slug in the kitchen in the middle of the night. My sister thought I was hallucinating.
One night I salted my hallucination and left the resultant puddle for her to clean up. "
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
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"OP... I'm imagining a slug the size of a cat.
I never knew slugs can climb pebble dashed walls. But they can. "
It was just a tad smaller than a big mouse/small rat. It was HUGE like something you might get in tropical climes.
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"They like salt. xxx
The first time I was on antidepressants I kept seeing a slug in the kitchen in the middle of the night. My sister thought I was hallucinating.
One night I salted my hallucination and left the resultant puddle for her to clean up. "
I've just had my kitchen painted and found a slug trail winding over one of the walls. It must have come up from a tiny gap between the flooring and the skirting. I put a ring of salt around my house; I won't be pestered by slugs or demons now  |
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Ah it's a tuff one, we get soooo many and they come in the house and to be fair I'm not too keen, but I've had a hedgehog for a very, very long time with hedgehog babies and a mr hedgehog and people have always told me it's because we have slugs( it's the hedgehogs favourite food ) so if we get rid of the slugs the hedgehogs might move home, and we lurve the hedgehogs too much, so slugs it is . Mrs blue eyes |
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"They like salt. xxx
The first time I was on antidepressants I kept seeing a slug in the kitchen in the middle of the night. My sister thought I was hallucinating.
One night I salted my hallucination and left the resultant puddle for her to clean up.
I've just had my kitchen painted and found a slug trail winding over one of the walls. It must have come up from a tiny gap between the flooring and the skirting. I put a ring of salt around my house; I won't be pestered by slugs or demons now "
sure it not what the decorator left  |
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I once had a piece of cooked mushroom in my hand that looked very much like a slug. I told my housemate I'd found a slug... then I ate it.
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"OP... I'm imagining a slug the size of a cat.
I never knew slugs can climb pebble dashed walls. But they can.
It was just a tad smaller than a big mouse/small rat. It was HUGE like something you might get in tropical climes.
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bloody Spanish slugs .. coming over here eating our vegetation |
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"OP... I'm imagining a slug the size of a cat.
I never knew slugs can climb pebble dashed walls. But they can.
It was just a tad smaller than a big mouse/small rat. It was HUGE like something you might get in tropical climes.
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I'm just trying to get some perspective here, when YOU say huge............ |
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"OP... I'm imagining a slug the size of a cat.
I never knew slugs can climb pebble dashed walls. But they can.
It was just a tad smaller than a big mouse/small rat. It was HUGE like something you might get in tropical climes.
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the guys here could use that instead of the remote or lynx can |
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