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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Knitter swearing is like finding out Kate Middleton has a vajazzle totally unexpected and a little shocking  "
I actually have no clue what a vajazzle is  for fuck sake |
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"Did we find out what's wrong yet?
Nope 
MrsSB  "
Whatever it is I'm not happy about our Knitter feeling fucking fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck bollock, not happy at all. It just won't do 
It's like there's a disturbance in the Force  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Knitter swearing is like finding out Kate Middleton has a vajazzle totally unexpected and a little shocking "
Actually she does.
Do not ask me how I know this.....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't know what all the fuss is about someone puts a stupid thread on and yous all start replying have you lot not got anything better to do than sit on here and reply to rubbish I mean you won't see me on here just sitting and talking a load of crap I mean I have better things to do I could be in the garden or doing the dishes for our lass come on stop it now and grow up ha ha ha lol |
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"Did we find out what's wrong yet?
Nope
MrsSB
Whatever it is I'm not happy about our Knitter feeling fucking fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck bollock, not happy at all. It just won't do
It's like there's a disturbance in the Force "
It's very unsettling. I'm actually scared. Is it the end of times?
MrsSB |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did we find out what's wrong yet?
Nope
MrsSB
Whatever it is I'm not happy about our Knitter feeling fucking fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck bollock, not happy at all. It just won't do
It's like there's a disturbance in the Force
It's very unsettling. I'm actually scared. Is it the end of times?
MrsSB "
Have you seen how dark it's got outside?
Doomed, we're all doomed I tells yah.......  |
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"Did we find out what's wrong yet?
Nope
MrsSB
Whatever it is I'm not happy about our Knitter feeling fucking fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck bollock, not happy at all. It just won't do
It's like there's a disturbance in the Force
It's very unsettling. I'm actually scared. Is it the end of times?
MrsSB
Have you seen how dark it's got outside?
Doomed, we're all doomed I tells yah....... "
No Ooooooooooooooooooo
MrsSB |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did we find out what's wrong yet?
Nope
MrsSB
Whatever it is I'm not happy about our Knitter feeling fucking fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck bollock, not happy at all. It just won't do
It's like there's a disturbance in the Force
It's very unsettling. I'm actually scared. Is it the end of times?
MrsSB
Have you seen how dark it's got outside?
Doomed, we're all doomed I tells yah.......
No Ooooooooooooooooooo
MrsSB "
That rumbling you can hear, it's not my stomach calling......
I'm off to the bunker now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know what will cheer you up .... watching all the political threads disappear from the Lounge as admin move them all to the new politics board  "
that would put a smile on few faces in here |
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"Did we find out what's wrong yet?
Nope
MrsSB
Whatever it is I'm not happy about our Knitter feeling fucking fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck bollock, not happy at all. It just won't do
It's like there's a disturbance in the Force
It's very unsettling. I'm actually scared. Is it the end of times?
MrsSB
Have you seen how dark it's got outside?
Doomed, we're all doomed I tells yah.......
No Ooooooooooooooooooo
MrsSB
That rumbling you can hear, it's not my stomach calling......
I'm off to the bunker now."
You are joking but it's thundering here.
MrsSB |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did we find out what's wrong yet?
Nope
MrsSB
Whatever it is I'm not happy about our Knitter feeling fucking fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck bollock, not happy at all. It just won't do
It's like there's a disturbance in the Force
It's very unsettling. I'm actually scared. Is it the end of times?
MrsSB
Have you seen how dark it's got outside?
Doomed, we're all doomed I tells yah.......
No Ooooooooooooooooooo
MrsSB
That rumbling you can hear, it's not my stomach calling......
I'm off to the bunker now.
You are joking but it's thundering here.
MrsSB "
I tried to warn youuuuuuuuuuuuu. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this a look at me thread.....
Actaully it was more of a vent tbh but I guess look at me I'm a fucking idiot works well in retrospect 
Sorry All  "
dont apologise - are you feeling better now xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this a look at me thread.....
Actaully it was more of a vent tbh but I guess look at me I'm a fucking idiot works well in retrospect
Sorry All
Forgiven  "
I'm not forgiving her until she makes me a cup of tea and strokes my hair. |
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"Is this a look at me thread.....
Actaully it was more of a vent tbh but I guess look at me I'm a fucking idiot works well in retrospect
Sorry All "
Take that back, you of all people never need to apologise for a sweary outburst, it happens so rarely we can let you off a small one  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is this a look at me thread.....
Actaully it was more of a vent tbh but I guess look at me I'm a fucking idiot works well in retrospect
Sorry All
dont apologise - are you feeling better now xx"
A little. Thank you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is this a look at me thread.....
Actaully it was more of a vent tbh but I guess look at me I'm a fucking idiot works well in retrospect
Sorry All
Forgiven "
Thanks Kinky |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is this a look at me thread.....
Actaully it was more of a vent tbh but I guess look at me I'm a fucking idiot works well in retrospect
Sorry All
Forgiven
I'm not forgiving her until she makes me a cup of tea and strokes my hair."
on my way |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is this a look at me thread.....
Actaully it was more of a vent tbh but I guess look at me I'm a fucking idiot works well in retrospect
Sorry All
Forgiven
I'm not forgiving her until she makes me a cup of tea and strokes my hair.
on my way "
Hoped that might make you smile  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is this a look at me thread.....
Actaully it was more of a vent tbh but I guess look at me I'm a fucking idiot works well in retrospect
Sorry All
Take that back, you of all people never need to apologise for a sweary outburst, it happens so rarely we can let you off a small one "
Thanks Miss A
Fooking fook flip flops |
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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago
CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly) |
Is that why you are swearing..... have your flip flops flopped ???? I'm right aren't I ??????
Knitter please don't use the ""C"" word..... any word but the ""C"" word xxxxx Suzi |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is that why you are swearing..... have your flip flops flopped ???? I'm right aren't I ??????
Knitter please don't use the ""C"" word..... any word but the ""C"" word xxxxx Suzi "
Sorry Suzi can I say cock ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's OK, I have chocolate!
I'll throw some at you from a safe distance and offer words of solace
There there dear it'll be ok! Xx"
**nom nom nom** fank you muchly |
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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago
CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly) |
"Is that why you are swearing..... have your flip flops flopped ???? I'm right aren't I ??????
Knitter please don't use the ""C"" word..... any word but the ""C"" word xxxxx Suzi
Sorry Suzi can I say cock ?"
On this one occasion I will let you off, must admit I say far worse when annoyed. Hope you feel calmer now hun.
Nowt like a good vent xxxxx Suzi |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
Thanks Miss A
Fooking fook flip flops
Knitter, are you trying to use your alloted amount of swear words in one post?
I didn't realise there was an allotted amount. Anyone want mine? "
Im okay Im done now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is that why you are swearing..... have your flip flops flopped ???? I'm right aren't I ??????
Knitter please don't use the ""C"" word..... any word but the ""C"" word xxxxx Suzi
Sorry Suzi can I say cock ?
On this one occasion I will let you off, must admit I say far worse when annoyed. Hope you feel calmer now hun.
Nowt like a good vent xxxxx Suzi "
Feeling all twirly again |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
The night before our anniversary my wife and I agreed that whoever woke up first in the morning should wake the other one with oral sex.
I was up first the next morning so I slowly pulled back the covers and
..stuck my cock in her mouth. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The night before our anniversary my wife and I agreed that whoever woke up first in the morning should wake the other one with oral sex.
I was up first the next morning so I slowly pulled back the covers and
..stuck my cock in her mouth. "
My face just did this |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The night before our anniversary my wife and I agreed that whoever woke up first in the morning should wake the other one with oral sex.
I was up first the next morning so I slowly pulled back the covers and
..stuck my cock in her mouth. "
adds to the to do list |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Glad too see normal service is resumed young lady, I did give you a talking too earlier on in the thread, let's not be having a repeat of that performance too soon , now you are back to being a good girl I shall send you extra cookies Mrs blue eyes "
**nom nom nom**
**twirling and a fist pump thrown in for good measure**
Fank you muchly Mrs Blue Eyes |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I know what will cheer you up .... watching all the political threads disappear from the Lounge as admin move them all to the new politics board "
Now that's a wonderful idea |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this a look at me thread.....
Actaully it was more of a vent tbh but I guess look at me I'm a fucking idiot works well in retrospect
Sorry All
Forgiven
I'm not forgiving her until she makes me a cup of tea and strokes my hair.
on my way "
Can you stroke my hair while you're there please. |
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