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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8138665.stm
...applicants must be able to cackle
...has to live in the site's caves, is expected to teach witchcraft and magic.
...to go about her everyday business as a hag
£50k pro rata
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what a shame ..i applied for this one yesterday 
The Jobcentre is advertising for someone to host a TV porn channel.
The successful candidate, who must be over 18, will be required to work “semi nude” and talk dirty to strangers. They will work three days a week from 9pm till 5am, and earn up to £220 per shift.
The advert for the London-based position of Adult TV Channel Presenter on the Jobcentre Plus website states: “Duties involve explicit sexual dialogue which may cause embarrassment to some.
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"http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8138665.stm
...applicants must be able to cackle
...has to live in the site's caves, is expected to teach witchcraft and magic.
...to go about her everyday business as a hag
£50k pro rata
Don't all rush off on your brooms. "
i was alright with this until you mentioned the word hag....so am off to put eye of newt and leg of toad and other concoctions into my cauldron. you may find you wake up with a penis the size of a newt, but dont worry the spell will eventually work and give you a normal size donger that you wont ever feel the need to be embarassed about. you see we witches are only trying to help you.
anyhow this witch is going off cackling as she removes the pins out of the scrotum of the efigy she has of u |
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