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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

There is some many stunning sexy lasses on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There are stunning men, too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There is some many stunning sexy lasses on here "

True but....hold on brain's just got engaged phew that was a close thing!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There are stunning men, too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're not wrong OP, there certainly is! However, right now I think I'd prefer a nice cup of tea actually. Anyone joining me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're not wrong OP, there certainly is! However, right now I think I'd prefer a nice cup of tea actually. Anyone joining me? "

Just one sugar please

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

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"You're not wrong OP, there certainly is! However, right now I think I'd prefer a nice cup of tea actually. Anyone joining me? "

Lovely, thank you. No sugar, not much milk, please xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I agree with you OP...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're not wrong OP, there certainly is! However, right now I think I'd prefer a nice cup of tea actually. Anyone joining me? "

Milk and two please.

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple over a year ago

nr chester

"You're not wrong OP, there certainly is! However, right now I think I'd prefer a nice cup of tea actually. Anyone joining me? "
. It's ik op he's not sick or anything, he's in prison

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One sugar and milk please dan

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple over a year ago

nr chester

"You're not wrong OP, there certainly is! However, right now I think I'd prefer a nice cup of tea actually. Anyone joining me? . It's ik op he's not sick or anything, he's in prison

"
. Ooh sorry I forgot we are not mentioning that

ignore all past comments people, nothing to see here, move along

Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're not wrong OP, there certainly is! However, right now I think I'd prefer a nice cup of tea actually. Anyone joining me? . It's ik op he's not sick or anything, he's in prison

. Ooh sorry I forgot we are not mentioning that

ignore all past comments people, nothing to see here, move along

Mrs blue eyes

Did you bring cookies?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did some one mention tea?

One sugar and a splash of milk please,any biscuits or cake ?

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By *ohnyorkMan over a year ago

york

Yes please one sugar please

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple over a year ago

nr chester

"You're not wrong OP, there certainly is! However, right now I think I'd prefer a nice cup of tea actually. Anyone joining me? . It's ik op he's not sick or anything, he's in prison

. Ooh sorry I forgot we are not mentioning that

ignore all past comments people, nothing to see here, move along

Mrs blue eyes

Did you bring cookies?"
. I most certainly did, did you see my make friends in the other thread, I love you

so cookies for everyone, yay, Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're not wrong OP, there certainly is! However, right now I think I'd prefer a nice cup of tea actually. Anyone joining me? . It's ik op he's not sick or anything, he's in prison

. Ooh sorry I forgot we are not mentioning that

ignore all past comments people, nothing to see here, move along

Mrs blue eyes

Did you bring cookies?. I most certainly did, did you see my make friends in the other thread, I love you

so cookies for everyone, yay, Mrs blue eyes

Ooo cookies.

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple over a year ago

nr chester

"Did some one mention tea?

One sugar and a splash of milk please,any biscuits or cake ?

"
I've got my usual taff, help yourself, take two, you know you love them

Mrs blue eyes

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"You're not wrong OP, there certainly is! However, right now I think I'd prefer a nice cup of tea actually. Anyone joining me?

Milk and two please.

Two sugars? That's builders' tea!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did some one mention tea?

One sugar and a splash of milk please,any biscuits or cake ?

I've got my usual taff, help yourself, take two, you know you love them

Mrs blue eyes

I'll have a nibble please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're not wrong OP, there certainly is! However, right now I think I'd prefer a nice cup of tea actually. Anyone joining me? . It's ik op he's not sick or anything, he's in prison

. Ooh sorry I forgot we are not mentioning that

ignore all past comments people, nothing to see here, move along

Mrs blue eyes

shhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple over a year ago

nr chester

"You're not wrong OP, there certainly is! However, right now I think I'd prefer a nice cup of tea actually. Anyone joining me? . It's ik op he's not sick or anything, he's in prison

. Ooh sorry I forgot we are not mentioning that

ignore all past comments people, nothing to see here, move along

Mrs blue eyes

Did you bring cookies?. I most certainly did, did you see my make friends in the other thread, I love you

so cookies for everyone, yay, Mrs blue eyes

Ooo cookies.

"
. I've been baking all day lovely hatter, dig in, plenty to go around

Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There are stunning men, too

mmmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm so wet right now (I'm in the bath)

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple over a year ago

nr chester

"You're not wrong OP, there certainly is! However, right now I think I'd prefer a nice cup of tea actually. Anyone joining me? . It's ik op he's not sick or anything, he's in prison

. Ooh sorry I forgot we are not mentioning that

ignore all past comments people, nothing to see here, move along

Mrs blue eyes

shhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

"
. It's ok, I did the move along, nothing to see here thing, it's makes them forget

now shall I send you a cookie with a file in it

Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're not wrong OP, there certainly is! However, right now I think I'd prefer a nice cup of tea actually. Anyone joining me?

Milk and two please.

Two sugars? That's builders' tea!

Tis indeed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There are stunning men, too

mmmm

Oh shucks. And I only come for the tea.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did some one mention tea?

One sugar and a splash of milk please,any biscuits or cake ?

I've got my usual taff, help yourself, take two, you know you love them

Mrs blue eyes

Oh yummy scrummy I am a Taff who appreciates a good biscuit / cookie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're not wrong OP, there certainly is! However, right now I think I'd prefer a nice cup of tea actually. Anyone joining me? . It's ik op he's not sick or anything, he's in prison

. Ooh sorry I forgot we are not mentioning that

ignore all past comments people, nothing to see here, move along

Mrs blue eyes

Did you bring cookies?. I most certainly did, did you see my make friends in the other thread, I love you

so cookies for everyone, yay, Mrs blue eyes

Ooo cookies.

. I've been baking all day lovely hatter, dig in, plenty to go around

Mrs blue eyes

Stop giving everyone cookies. Then they will know that you make the bestest cookies and there won't be any for me

Make friends thread off to look

**snatches cookies and legs it**

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're not wrong OP, there certainly is! However, right now I think I'd prefer a nice cup of tea actually. Anyone joining me? . It's ik op he's not sick or anything, he's in prison

. Ooh sorry I forgot we are not mentioning that

ignore all past comments people, nothing to see here, move along

Mrs blue eyes

shhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

. It's ok, I did the move along, nothing to see here thing, it's makes them forget

now shall I send you a cookie with a file in it

Mrs blue eyes

Sounds like a plan, even better if you come and visit - it gets very lonely in solitary

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple over a year ago

nr chester

"You're not wrong OP, there certainly is! However, right now I think I'd prefer a nice cup of tea actually. Anyone joining me? . It's ik op he's not sick or anything, he's in prison

. Ooh sorry I forgot we are not mentioning that

ignore all past comments people, nothing to see here, move along

Mrs blue eyes

Did you bring cookies?. I most certainly did, did you see my make friends in the other thread, I love you

so cookies for everyone, yay, Mrs blue eyes

Ooo cookies.

. I've been baking all day lovely hatter, dig in, plenty to go around

Mrs blue eyes

Stop giving everyone cookies. Then they will know that you make the bestest cookies and there won't be any for me

Make friends thread off to look

**snatches cookies and legs it**"
. It's ok I make special cookies just for you, so you will always have some

it's not a make friends thread, it's on the cute and sassy thread thingy, you know what I mean

Mrs blue eyes

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple over a year ago

nr chester

"You're not wrong OP, there certainly is! However, right now I think I'd prefer a nice cup of tea actually. Anyone joining me? . It's ik op he's not sick or anything, he's in prison

. Ooh sorry I forgot we are not mentioning that

ignore all past comments people, nothing to see here, move along

Mrs blue eyes

shhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

. It's ok, I did the move along, nothing to see here thing, it's makes them forget

now shall I send you a cookie with a file in it

Mrs blue eyes

Sounds like a plan, even better if you come and visit - it gets very lonely in solitary

"
. Oh yeah, I get the plan, I come and visit then you steal all my clothes and break out dressed as me, then I'll be stuck in prison all bored and wishing I never fell for your dastardly plan, I've got your card marked mr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're not wrong OP, there certainly is! However, right now I think I'd prefer a nice cup of tea actually. Anyone joining me? . It's ik op he's not sick or anything, he's in prison

. Ooh sorry I forgot we are not mentioning that

ignore all past comments people, nothing to see here, move along

Mrs blue eyes

Did you bring cookies?. I most certainly did, did you see my make friends in the other thread, I love you

so cookies for everyone, yay, Mrs blue eyes

Ooo cookies.

. I've been baking all day lovely hatter, dig in, plenty to go around

Mrs blue eyes

Stop giving everyone cookies. Then they will know that you make the bestest cookies and there won't be any for me

Make friends thread off to look

**snatches cookies and legs it**. It's ok I make special cookies just for you, so you will always have some

it's not a make friends thread, it's on the cute and sassy thread thingy, you know what I mean

Mrs blue eyes

The one when you and Mrs SB locked me in a bathroom

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

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"You're not wrong OP, there certainly is! However, right now I think I'd prefer a nice cup of tea actually. Anyone joining me?

Milk and two please.

I thought you would perk up at the mention of tea!

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple over a year ago

nr chester

"You're not wrong OP, there certainly is! However, right now I think I'd prefer a nice cup of tea actually. Anyone joining me? . It's ik op he's not sick or anything, he's in prison

. Ooh sorry I forgot we are not mentioning that

ignore all past comments people, nothing to see here, move along

Mrs blue eyes

Did you bring cookies?. I most certainly did, did you see my make friends in the other thread, I love you

so cookies for everyone, yay, Mrs blue eyes

Ooo cookies.

. I've been baking all day lovely hatter, dig in, plenty to go around

Mrs blue eyes

Stop giving everyone cookies. Then they will know that you make the bestest cookies and there won't be any for me

Make friends thread off to look

**snatches cookies and legs it**. It's ok I make special cookies just for you, so you will always have some

it's not a make friends thread, it's on the cute and sassy thread thingy, you know what I mean

Mrs blue eyes

The one when you and Mrs SB locked me in a bathroom

"
. Yes that one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're not wrong OP, there certainly is! However, right now I think I'd prefer a nice cup of tea actually. Anyone joining me?

Milk and two please.

I thought you would perk up at the mention of tea!

I'm never far away from tea.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Coldplay are storming Glastonbury ... Great set so far

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There are stunning men, too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Subject change .. Soz ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You're not wrong OP, there certainly is! However, right now I think I'd prefer a nice cup of tea actually. Anyone joining me? . It's ik op he's not sick or anything, he's in prison

Who is in prison

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're not wrong OP, there certainly is! However, right now I think I'd prefer a nice cup of tea actually. Anyone joining me? . It's ik op he's not sick or anything, he's in prison

Who is in prison "

DanBerks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're not wrong OP, there certainly is! However, right now I think I'd prefer a nice cup of tea actually. Anyone joining me? . It's ik op he's not sick or anything, he's in prison

Who is in prison

DanBerks

Shh, but I've smuggled in a phone - don't tell the screws

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're not wrong OP, there certainly is! However, right now I think I'd prefer a nice cup of tea actually. Anyone joining me? . It's ik op he's not sick or anything, he's in prison

. Ooh sorry I forgot we are not mentioning that

ignore all past comments people, nothing to see here, move along

Mrs blue eyes

shhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

. It's ok, I did the move along, nothing to see here thing, it's makes them forget

now shall I send you a cookie with a file in it

Mrs blue eyes

Sounds like a plan, even better if you come and visit - it gets very lonely in solitary

. Oh yeah, I get the plan, I come and visit then you steal all my clothes and break out dressed as me, then I'll be stuck in prison all bored and wishing I never fell for your dastardly plan, I've got your card marked mr

Well you were doing so well up until the 'steals all your clothes' bit

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple over a year ago

nr chester

"You're not wrong OP, there certainly is! However, right now I think I'd prefer a nice cup of tea actually. Anyone joining me? . It's ik op he's not sick or anything, he's in prison

Who is in prison

DanBerks

Shh, but I've smuggled in a phone - don't tell the screws

"
. Pmsl

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"There are stunning men, too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There are stunning men, too

Great finish to Glastonbury

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Talk about a hijacked thread......!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There are stunning men, too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Talk about a hijacked thread......!"

Sorry x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Talk about a hijacked thread......!

Sorry x"

I was referring to the tea & cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Talk about a hijacked thread......!

Sorry x

I was referring to the tea & cake

These days I'm wrong on everything ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Talk about a hijacked thread......!

Sorry x

I was referring to the tea & cake

These days I'm wrong on everything ...

You're a guy, get used to it

Now I'm hijacking the bloody thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Talk about a hijacked thread......!

Sorry x

I was referring to the tea & cake

These days I'm wrong on everything ...

You're a guy, get used to it

Lol I am... And bowing out now before I get another slap

Now I'm hijacking the bloody thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There is some many stunning sexy lasses on here "
and ms knitter is one of the hottest

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Talk about a hijacked thread......!

Sorry x

I was referring to the tea & cake

These days I'm wrong on everything ...

You're a guy, get used to it

Now I'm hijacking the bloody thread

It's all the fun of it put me down for a tea and a cake

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Dont worry mrs blue eyes if he nicks ur clouthes and escapes just think of the fun ud have in a male prison

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Tons of milk and no sugar.

Execute your well thought through plan op, to get what you deserve.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Talk about a hijacked thread......!

Sorry x

I was referring to the tea & cake

These days I'm wrong on everything ...

You're a guy, get used to it

Now I'm hijacking the bloody thread

It's all the fun of it put me down for a tea and a cake

Stop with the C word!!

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple over a year ago

nr chester

"Dont worry mrs blue eyes if he nicks ur clouthes and escapes just think of the fun ud have in a male prison"
. See vodds and that's why you are clever and I am not

I wouldn't have thought of it like that, mind you thinking about now, you could visit him for me

Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dont worry mrs blue eyes if he nicks ur clouthes and escapes just think of the fun ud have in a male prison. See vodds and that's why you are clever and I am not

I wouldn't have thought of it like that, mind you thinking about now, you could visit him for me

Mrs blue eyes

I've been stuck here in solitary for ages - whoever comes and ends up clothes-less is all good to me, the more the merrier in fact. I might hold off on the prison break for a bit though, naked orgy or freedom and liberty? No contest ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Talk about a hijacked thread......!

Sorry x

I was referring to the tea & cake

These days I'm wrong on everything ...

You're a guy, get used to it

Now I'm hijacking the bloody thread

It's all the fun of it put me down for a tea and a cake

Stop with the C word!!

Sorry Roxi and Vapour

Yes horny here

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple over a year ago

nr chester

"Dont worry mrs blue eyes if he nicks ur clouthes and escapes just think of the fun ud have in a male prison. See vodds and that's why you are clever and I am not

I wouldn't have thought of it like that, mind you thinking about now, you could visit him for me

Mrs blue eyes

"
. Sshh people don't know

crikey, I say the p word and it's all like be quiet Mrs blue, oh but you say the p word and it's all good

things people will do to get an orgy round here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dont worry mrs blue eyes if he nicks ur clouthes and escapes just think of the fun ud have in a male prison. See vodds and that's why you are clever and I am not

I wouldn't have thought of it like that, mind you thinking about now, you could visit him for me

Mrs blue eyes

. Sshh people don't know

crikey, I say the p word and it's all like be quiet Mrs blue, oh but you say the p word and it's all good

things people will do to get an orgy round here

Im in

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple over a year ago

nr chester

"Dont worry mrs blue eyes if he nicks ur clouthes and escapes just think of the fun ud have in a male prison. See vodds and that's why you are clever and I am not

I wouldn't have thought of it like that, mind you thinking about now, you could visit him for me

Mrs blue eyes

. Sshh people don't know

crikey, I say the p word and it's all like be quiet Mrs blue, oh but you say the p word and it's all good

things people will do to get an orgy round here

Im in

"
. You're insatiable today

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Ok mrs blue. Ile meet you and knitter outside strangeways knitter can divert the guards while we go over the wallxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There are !

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"There are !"
mmmm there you are mr bluesky xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dont worry mrs blue eyes if he nicks ur clouthes and escapes just think of the fun ud have in a male prison. See vodds and that's why you are clever and I am not

I wouldn't have thought of it like that, mind you thinking about now, you could visit him for me

Mrs blue eyes

. Sshh people don't know

crikey, I say the p word and it's all like be quiet Mrs blue, oh but you say the p word and it's all good

things people will do to get an orgy round here

Im in

. You're insatiable today

I am

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok mrs blue. Ile meet you and knitter outside strangeways knitter can divert the guards while we go over the wallxx"

Why am I always the bloody decoy

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Ok mrs blue. Ile meet you and knitter outside strangeways knitter can divert the guards while we go over the wallxx

Why am I always the bloody decoy

"
Because after one of your kisses there putty in your hands

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok mrs blue. Ile meet you and knitter outside strangeways knitter can divert the guards while we go over the wallxx

Why am I always the bloody decoy

Because after one of your kisses there putty in your hands"

You want me to kiss all of them

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Ok mrs blue. Ile meet you and knitter outside strangeways knitter can divert the guards while we go over the wallxx

Why am I always the bloody decoy

Because after one of your kisses there putty in your hands

You want me to kiss all of them

"
omg mrsblue eyes has only chained herself naked to the bars

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Talk about a hijacked thread......!

Sorry x

I was referring to the tea & cake

These days I'm wrong on everything ...

You're a guy, get used to it

Now I'm hijacking the bloody thread

It's all the fun of it put me down for a tea and a cake

Stop with the C word!!

Sorry Roxi and Vapour

Yes horny here

You have no need to be sorry just look at your pics and put a smile back on my face

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok mrs blue. Ile meet you and knitter outside strangeways knitter can divert the guards while we go over the wallxx

Why am I always the bloody decoy

Because after one of your kisses there putty in your hands

You want me to kiss all of them

omg mrsblue eyes has only chained herself naked to the bars

I thought it was more efficent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There are stunning men, too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Talk about a hijacked thread......!

Sorry x

I was referring to the tea & cake

These days I'm wrong on everything ...

You're a guy, get used to it

Now I'm hijacking the bloody thread

It's all the fun of it put me down for a tea and a cake

Stop with the C word!!

Sorry Roxi and Vapour

Yes horny here

You have no need to be sorry just look at your pics and put a smile back on my face

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple over a year ago

nr chester

"Ok mrs blue. Ile meet you and knitter outside strangeways knitter can divert the guards while we go over the wallxx

Why am I always the bloody decoy

Because after one of your kisses there putty in your hands

You want me to kiss all of them

omg mrsblue eyes has only chained herself naked to the bars

"
. It's bloody cold out here, have you and knitter not broken him out yet

bloody hell vodds, one job

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Ok mrs blue. Ile meet you and knitter outside strangeways knitter can divert the guards while we go over the wallxx

Why am I always the bloody decoy

Because after one of your kisses there putty in your hands

You want me to kiss all of them

omg mrsblue eyes has only chained herself naked to the bars

. It's bloody cold out here, have you and knitter not broken him out yet

bloody hell vodds, one job

"
oh sorry knitter and i are busy with all the screws

besides where did you put the keys

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple over a year ago

nr chester

"Ok mrs blue. Ile meet you and knitter outside strangeways knitter can divert the guards while we go over the wallxx

Why am I always the bloody decoy

Because after one of your kisses there putty in your hands

You want me to kiss all of them

omg mrsblue eyes has only chained herself naked to the bars

. It's bloody cold out here, have you and knitter not broken him out yet

bloody hell vodds, one job

oh sorry knitter and i are busy with all the screws

besides where did you put the keys"
. Well that's it then, I'm stuck here in the nuddy, Dan is stuck in prison and all because you two have been busy

, if that's what we're calling it, and as for the keys well given how could you two are at prison breaks they could be bloody anywhere

oh well, get us a cup of tea then

Mrs freezing blue eyes

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple over a year ago

nr chester

"Ok mrs blue. Ile meet you and knitter outside strangeways knitter can divert the guards while we go over the wallxx

Why am I always the bloody decoy

Because after one of your kisses there putty in your hands

You want me to kiss all of them

omg mrsblue eyes has only chained herself naked to the bars

. It's bloody cold out here, have you and knitter not broken him out yet

bloody hell vodds, one job

oh sorry knitter and i are busy with all the screws

besides where did you put the keys. Well that's it then, I'm stuck here in the nuddy, Dan is stuck in prison and all because you two have been busy

, if that's what we're calling it, and as for the keys well given how could you two are at prison breaks they could be bloody anywhere

oh well, get us a cup of tea then

Mrs freezing blue eyes

"
. Good not could

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Ok mrs blue. Ile meet you and knitter outside strangeways knitter can divert the guards while we go over the wallxx

Why am I always the bloody decoy

Because after one of your kisses there putty in your hands

You want me to kiss all of them

omg mrsblue eyes has only chained herself naked to the bars

. It's bloody cold out here, have you and knitter not broken him out yet

bloody hell vodds, one job

oh sorry knitter and i are busy with all the screws

besides where did you put the keys. Well that's it then, I'm stuck here in the nuddy, Dan is stuck in prison and all because you two have been busy

, if that's what we're calling it, and as for the keys well given how could you two are at prison breaks they could be bloody anywhere

oh well, get us a cup of tea then

Mrs freezing blue eyes

"
But Dan is free hes stood behind you with his hands holding ur boobs ive lost ms knitter do hope shes not getting herself into trouble cant have her banged up in more ways than one

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple over a year ago

nr chester

"Ok mrs blue. Ile meet you and knitter outside strangeways knitter can divert the guards while we go over the wallxx

Why am I always the bloody decoy

Because after one of your kisses there putty in your hands

You want me to kiss all of them

omg mrsblue eyes has only chained herself naked to the bars

. It's bloody cold out here, have you and knitter not broken him out yet

bloody hell vodds, one job

oh sorry knitter and i are busy with all the screws

besides where did you put the keys. Well that's it then, I'm stuck here in the nuddy, Dan is stuck in prison and all because you two have been busy

, if that's what we're calling it, and as for the keys well given how could you two are at prison breaks they could be bloody anywhere

oh well, get us a cup of tea then

Mrs freezing blue eyes

But Dan is free hes stood behind you with his hands holding ur boobs ive lost ms knitter do hope shes not getting herself into trouble cant have her banged up in more ways than one"
. Ah that's who's hands they are, clearly I can't turn round, you know with me being chained to the fence, well let's get out of here, don't worry about knitter and her banging

she'll make her way back when she's hungry for cookies

yay we did it, dans free

Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bloody Hell ladies thanks a bunch you could have told me you had Dan Ive been twirling and spinning and all sorts keeping thise prison guards distracted.

One of them kept calling me monkey and asking me to dance

Where are my god damn cookies

Sorry pretty pleaseeeeeeee

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

"Bloody Hell ladies thanks a bunch you could have told me you had Dan Ive been twirling and spinning and all sorts keeping thise prison guards distracted.

One of them kept calling me monkey and asking me to dance

Where are my god damn cookies

Sorry pretty pleaseeeeeeee"

I think Mrs blue eyes is putting something funny on those cookies. Are they "special brownies" ? MrsSB

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Bloody Hell ladies thanks a bunch you could have told me you had Dan Ive been twirling and spinning and all sorts keeping thise prison guards distracted.

One of them kept calling me monkey and asking me to dance

Where are my god damn cookies

Sorry pretty pleaseeeeeeee"
i couldent find you to tell you all i could hear was you shouting dont stop or ile rip ya balls off

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Bloody Hell ladies thanks a bunch you could have told me you had Dan Ive been twirling and spinning and all sorts keeping thise prison guards distracted.

One of them kept calling me monkey and asking me to dance

Where are my god damn cookies

Sorry pretty pleaseeeeeeee

I think Mrs blue eyes is putting something funny on those cookies. Are they "special brownies" ? MrsSB

"
i had chocolate chip cookies

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

"Bloody Hell ladies thanks a bunch you could have told me you had Dan Ive been twirling and spinning and all sorts keeping thise prison guards distracted.

One of them kept calling me monkey and asking me to dance

Where are my god damn cookies

Sorry pretty pleaseeeeeeee

I think Mrs blue eyes is putting something funny on those cookies. Are they "special brownies" ? MrsSB

i had chocolate chip cookies"

Dodgie

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bloody Hell ladies thanks a bunch you could have told me you had Dan Ive been twirling and spinning and all sorts keeping thise prison guards distracted.

One of them kept calling me monkey and asking me to dance

Where are my god damn cookies

Sorry pretty pleaseeeeeeeei couldent find you to tell you all i could hear was you shouting dont stop or ile rip ya balls off"

That wasn't me

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Bloody Hell ladies thanks a bunch you could have told me you had Dan Ive been twirling and spinning and all sorts keeping thise prison guards distracted.

One of them kept calling me monkey and asking me to dance

Where are my god damn cookies

Sorry pretty pleaseeeeeeee

I think Mrs blue eyes is putting something funny on those cookies. Are they "special brownies" ? MrsSB

i had chocolate chip cookies

Dodgie

MrsSB

"
feels rather icky

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

"Bloody Hell ladies thanks a bunch you could have told me you had Dan Ive been twirling and spinning and all sorts keeping thise prison guards distracted.

One of them kept calling me monkey and asking me to dance

Where are my god damn cookies

Sorry pretty pleaseeeeeeee

I think Mrs blue eyes is putting something funny on those cookies. Are they "special brownies" ? MrsSB

i had chocolate chip cookies

Dodgie

MrsSB

feels rather icky"

Oh no. Come here. MrsSB will make it better.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Talk about a hijacked thread......!

Sorry x

I was referring to the tea & cake

These days I'm wrong on everything ...

You're a guy, get used to it

Now I'm hijacking the bloody thread

It's all the fun of it put me down for a tea and a cake

Stop with the C word!!

Sorry Roxi and Vapour

Yes horny here

You have no need to be sorry just look at your pics and put a smile back on my face

Ms Knitter your one of the stunners

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Talk about a hijacked thread......!

Sorry x

I was referring to the tea & cake

These days I'm wrong on everything ...

You're a guy, get used to it

Now I'm hijacking the bloody thread

It's all the fun of it put me down for a tea and a cake

Stop with the C word!!

Sorry Roxi and Vapour

Yes horny here

You have no need to be sorry just look at your pics and put a smile back on my face

Ms Knitter your one of the stunners

But but I dont even own one of those lazery stun gunny things

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Talk about a hijacked thread......!

Sorry x

I was referring to the tea & cake

These days I'm wrong on everything ...

You're a guy, get used to it

Now I'm hijacking the bloody thread

It's all the fun of it put me down for a tea and a cake

Stop with the C word!!

Sorry Roxi and Vapour

Yes horny here

You have no need to be sorry just look at your pics and put a smile back on my face

Ms Knitter your one of the stunners

But but I dont even own one of those lazery stun gunny things

You don't need to your gorgeous

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