UM BONGO UM BONGO THEY DRINK IT IN THE CONGO, the python picked a passion fruit, the marmoset a mandarin, the parrot painted packets that the whole caboodle landed in, so when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,they all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo.

I've actually got that at the bottom of my profile for people to put when they message me so I know they've read my profile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tell them about the honey mummy..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

kia-ora - used to love that

i remember - dave - he can swim like a fish

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman over a year ago

stourbridge area

Lovley day petunia ...

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By *umpkinMan over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

"What`s in a Guiness?"

"Malt, hops, ........., water!"

"Water?!!!!! NEVER!!!!!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A glass and a half in every half pound!

But now it's been taken over by the yanks....so god knows what's in it now? (Cadburys btw)

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple over a year ago

nr chester

Trio,TRIO, I want a trio and I want one now

Mrs blue eyes

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By *iforfun999Man over a year ago

Haverfordwest

Give her a Hoover and you give her the best

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By *argaryen starkCouple over a year ago

pinxton

[Removed by poster at 26/06/16 09:18:52]

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By *argaryen starkCouple over a year ago

pinxton

even chewier than barrow in furness bus depot

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By *argaryen starkCouple over a year ago

pinxton

do the shake n vac and put the freshness back

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By *argaryen starkCouple over a year ago

pinxton

all because the lady loves milk tray

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By *argaryen starkCouple over a year ago

pinxton

if you see sid tell him

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By *mojeeCouple over a year ago

Dunfermline

Gotta chew gotta chew gotta chew gotta chew

We'll the only thing you can really do with a rowntrees fruit pastille is chew

Ahaahaahaa

Bit if a tall order innit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't talk,eat!

Heinz tinned ravioli. God knows why that one stuck in my head.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's the real thing-Coca cola

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Look at that saddle! Be like sitting on a razor blade!"

Yellow Pages in the 80's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Beans meanz Heinz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Double Diamond works wonders...

Noooo Luton Airport

Aaaaah Bisto

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Watch out there's a humphries about

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet

Accrington Stanley, Who Are They

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was right about that saddle though...... Yellow pages add.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was right about that saddle though...... Yellow pages add."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He's got an ology

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By *iss AdventureWoman over a year ago

Wonderland

What you talking about Willis

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nanoo Nanoo

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple over a year ago

nr chester

Ooh Maureen's having her soreen, Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Harp Stay Sharp (to the bottom of the glass)

Follow the bear

For Mash get Smash

Mummy made the gravy

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Lipsmackin'thirstquenchin'acetastin'motivatin'healthgivin' Pepsi

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I ain't gettin on no plane fool!

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple over a year ago

Halifax

Noodle doodle runaway trains and noodle doodle mouses.miss

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.

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By *iforfun999Man over a year ago

Haverfordwest

Daddy or chips?

Now that was just asking for a major disappointment for daddy on rejection, or early psychological trauma for the child if they couldn't decide.

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By *rtemisia OP Woman over a year ago

Norwich

""It's frothy man""

Yey! Cresta pop!!

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By *rtemisia OP Woman over a year ago

Norwich

HoHoHo Green Giant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Opal fruits made to make yiur mouth water"

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-O0TxYKbBIk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And this one lol:

R.Whites lemonade "I'm a secret lomond drinker"

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hro4AdTYiTA

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And this one lol:

R.Whites lemonade "I'm a secret lomond drinker"

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hro4AdTYiTA"

That was elvis costellos dad, elvis sang on the track

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I loves Armadillo's" Harry Enfield Dime bars I think it was

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What tag lines do you remember from your youth?"

yep that was fantastic, sadly we cant see this today as they brand it racist

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""I loves Armadillo's" Harry Enfield Dime bars I think it was

Armadillo's smooth on the inside crunchy on the outside... lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hard cheese, Portia.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

https://youtu.be/vwv4cnhBMTw

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