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By *alter OP Man
over a year ago
London |
Hi,
Me and a vanilla friend of mine are wanting to have sex on Saturday i.e. 26th June evening however, neither do we have a place and nor is the girl wanting to go to hotel as she's against the idea of spending money on the hotels for sex.
I'm looking for anyone of you who could offer me a place for an hour in London fo which Ofcourse I'll be ever grateful. Please note the person offering the place would not be invited to have or even to watch us having sex, the girl is a plain and vanilla girl not into swinging at all.
Salter |
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over a year ago
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Ummm. Why would someone do that if they couldn't watch? We are singers after all. Maybe someone is kind enough and trusting enough to let a stranger in their space unsupervised. If they are you may want to scan for video recording equipment. Don't be a cheapskate. Book a hotel room. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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Looks like you're trying to find a secluded place so you can do it in your car OP.
Alternatively I've heard sometimes people use pub toilets. That's if the two of you aren't too cheap to buy a drink in a pub! |
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"Hi,
Me and a vanilla friend of mine are wanting to have sex on Saturday i.e. 26th June evening however, neither do we have a place and nor is the girl wanting to go to hotel as she's against the idea of spending money on the hotels for sex.
I'm looking for anyone of you who could offer me a place for an hour in London fo which Ofcourse I'll be ever grateful. Please note the person offering the place would not be invited to have or even to watch us having sex, the girl is a plain and vanilla girl not into swinging at all.
Salter"
Why don't you pay for the hotel, that way she doesn't have to pay or offend her sexual hotel morals.
You could go as far as to blind fold her for added excitement, she'd never know a hotel was even involved  |
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"Plent of time to find somewhere as the next time June 26th falls on a Saturday is the year 2021 !!!
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That's what I was thinking lol
OP.... I mean.... REALLY??? You haven't got a cat in hells chance!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Salter.
Many thanks for your post the common misconception is that Yorkshirmen are tight fisted but you take it Tia whole new level.
Shame your not closer you could've used my place and emptied the fridge and cupboards on your way out to save you the cost of shopping next week.
Hilarious  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi,
Me and a vanilla friend of mine are wanting to have sex on Saturday i.e. 26th June evening however, neither do we have a place and nor is the girl wanting to go to hotel as she's against the idea of spending money on the hotels for sex.
I'm looking for anyone of you who could offer me a place for an hour in London fo which Ofcourse I'll be ever grateful. Please note the person offering the place would not be invited to have or even to watch us having sex, the girl is a plain and vanilla girl not into swinging at all. You are joking
Salter"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ah the perils of NSA. Don't make her stoop that low OP. Have some class. You will have a much better time if you stump up for a hotel. Gives the allusion you want her longer than an hour too. Unless that's all you booked her for the crack on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Salter.
Many thanks for your post the common misconception is that Yorkshirmen are tight fisted but you take it Tia whole new level.
Shame your not closer you could've used my place and emptied the fridge and cupboards on your way out to save you the cost of shopping next week.
Hilarious "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it not weirder that she's not willing to go to a safe, well - kept hotel, but is perfectly happy to go to a complete stranger's flat??? "
It's not weird when you stop to consider that it's possibly, maybe, perhaps, potentially, not a true story...... |
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"Is it not weirder that she's not willing to go to a safe, well - kept hotel, but is perfectly happy to go to a complete stranger's flat???
It's not weird when you stop to consider that it's possibly, maybe, perhaps, potentially, not a true story......"
Or a really weird robbery plan! |
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"Is it not weirder that she's not willing to go to a safe, well - kept hotel, but is perfectly happy to go to a complete stranger's flat??? "
Could be a turn on for OP? But not the vanilla partner!
This thread has made me laugh! |
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You'd expect someone you don't know to let two others that they don't know to come in to theirs, as a knocking shop? Just so that one of them doesn't have to spend any money on a hotel.
But your host would presumably provide clean linens, a comfortable home environment and do house keeping services afterwards. And clean the shower after you've departed. Words kind of fail me.
Hotels are for temporary accomodation. Or there's that airbnb type thing. |
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"Is it not weirder that she's not willing to go to a safe, well - kept hotel, but is perfectly happy to go to a complete stranger's flat???
It's not weird when you stop to consider that it's possibly, maybe, perhaps, potentially, not a true story......
Or a really weird robbery plan!"
I'll offer them my place, I've got fuck all to pinch......  |
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