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"I've only been offered money lol" I always get offered money! I forgot I was a prostiture | |||
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"I've been offered all that : to leave people alone" | |||
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"You turned down a romantic KFC? You're clearly a posh one, you. Don't you know your place?" It was only a drive through experience! | |||
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"I'd have been tempted by the puppy." Are you hungry ? | |||
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"I didn't offer you any bribes, just a delightful massage. Have you really been offered all those things, you could open a shop if you keep going, you could call it Fab Seconds " Yeah and the list grows everyday | |||
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"I've been offered all that : to leave people alone" | |||
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"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone? So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents... A line of Cocaine All expenses paid trip to France A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want A meal at KFC A dress from John Lewis A large screen TV and Surround sound A tumble drier 4 pairs of Stockings And lastly a puppy!!! As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ... #menontheirperiods" Must be attracting some very strange men... | |||
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"I didn't offer you any bribes, just a delightful massage. Have you really been offered all those things, you could open a shop if you keep going, you could call it Fab Seconds Yeah and the list grows everyday " Well if you get offered a nice car or motorbike I'll take it off your hands and allow you to have your wicked way with me, I'm quite charitable like that x | |||
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"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone? So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents... A line of Cocaine All expenses paid trip to France A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want A meal at KFC A dress from John Lewis A large screen TV and Surround sound A tumble drier 4 pairs of Stockings And lastly a puppy!!! As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ... #menontheirperiods Must be attracting some very strange men... " very desperate men | |||
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"I didn't offer you any bribes, just a delightful massage. Have you really been offered all those things, you could open a shop if you keep going, you could call it Fab Seconds Yeah and the list grows everyday Well if you get offered a nice car or motorbike I'll take it off your hands and allow you to have your wicked way with me, I'm quite charitable like that x" How about a BMX? | |||
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"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone? So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents... A line of Cocaine All expenses paid trip to France A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want A meal at KFC A dress from John Lewis A large screen TV and Surround sound A tumble drier 4 pairs of Stockings And lastly a puppy!!! As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ... #menontheirperiods Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men " Oh thanks!!! | |||
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"I'd have been tempted by the puppy. Are you hungry ? " I am, could combine the puppy and the KFC. KFP | |||
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"I've been offered money but nothing else - exaggerate much?" Poor you! They must not think you're worthy of such high end gifts | |||
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"I'd have been tempted by the puppy. Are you hungry ? I am, could combine the puppy and the KFC. KFP " Now there's an offer! | |||
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"I didn't offer you any bribes, just a delightful massage. Have you really been offered all those things, you could open a shop if you keep going, you could call it Fab Seconds Yeah and the list grows everyday Well if you get offered a nice car or motorbike I'll take it off your hands and allow you to have your wicked way with me, I'm quite charitable like that x How about a BMX? " Go on then, that'll do, when would you like to have your wicked way with me then? | |||
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"I didn't offer you any bribes, just a delightful massage. Have you really been offered all those things, you could open a shop if you keep going, you could call it Fab Seconds Yeah and the list grows everyday Well if you get offered a nice car or motorbike I'll take it off your hands and allow you to have your wicked way with me, I'm quite charitable like that x How about a BMX? Go on then, that'll do, when would you like to have your wicked way with me then? " When you offer me a family size Surf washing powder! | |||
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"One guy offered to get me pregnant The other one asked me to marry him " Ha ha that's amazing!!! | |||
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"One guy offered to get me pregnant The other one asked me to marry him Ha ha that's amazing!!!" | |||
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"Being of the older generation not a lot,someone just messaged saying they will talk dirty to me and pay for it. That's not quite what I had in mind " Ha ha phone sex went out in the 80's didn't it?? | |||
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"I didn't offer you any bribes, just a delightful massage. Have you really been offered all those things, you could open a shop if you keep going, you could call it Fab Seconds Yeah and the list grows everyday Well if you get offered a nice car or motorbike I'll take it off your hands and allow you to have your wicked way with me, I'm quite charitable like that x How about a BMX? Go on then, that'll do, when would you like to have your wicked way with me then? When you offer me a family size Surf washing powder! " No problem, I'll bring two, which scent would you like x | |||
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"I didn't offer you any bribes, just a delightful massage. Have you really been offered all those things, you could open a shop if you keep going, you could call it Fab Seconds Yeah and the list grows everyday Well if you get offered a nice car or motorbike I'll take it off your hands and allow you to have your wicked way with me, I'm quite charitable like that x How about a BMX? Go on then, that'll do, when would you like to have your wicked way with me then? When you offer me a family size Surf washing powder! No problem, I'll bring two, which scent would you like x" See this is your problem guys! Always have to go too far! I said 1 !!! | |||
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"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone? So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents... A line of Cocaine All expenses paid trip to France A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want A meal at KFC A dress from John Lewis A large screen TV and Surround sound A tumble drier 4 pairs of Stockings And lastly a puppy!!! As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ... #menontheirperiods Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men Oh thanks!!!" I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered. | |||
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"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone? So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents... A line of Cocaine All expenses paid trip to France A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want A meal at KFC A dress from John Lewis A large screen TV and Surround sound A tumble drier 4 pairs of Stockings And lastly a puppy!!! As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ... #menontheirperiods Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered." Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC .... | |||
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"You turned down a romantic KFC? You're clearly a posh one, you. Don't you know your place?" Was about to say the same lol Clearly a Nando kinda gal ain't ya? | |||
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"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone? So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents... A line of Cocaine All expenses paid trip to France A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want A meal at KFC A dress from John Lewis A large screen TV and Surround sound A tumble drier 4 pairs of Stockings And lastly a puppy!!! As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ... #menontheirperiods Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered. Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC ...." I was referring to the France trip, puppy, tumble drier, tv | |||
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"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone? So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents... A line of Cocaine All expenses paid trip to France A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want A meal at KFC A dress from John Lewis A large screen TV and Surround sound A tumble drier 4 pairs of Stockings And lastly a puppy!!! As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ... #menontheirperiods Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered. Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC .... I was referring to the France trip, puppy, tumble drier, tv" I was clearly teasing you | |||
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"You turned down a romantic KFC? You're clearly a posh one, you. Don't you know your place? Was about to say the same lol Clearly a Nando kinda gal ain't ya?" Ermmmm excuse me!! Greggs thank you | |||
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"Nothing, feeling left out here " Me too x | |||
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"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone? So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents... A line of Cocaine All expenses paid trip to France A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want A meal at KFC A dress from John Lewis A large screen TV and Surround sound A tumble drier 4 pairs of Stockings And lastly a puppy!!! As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ... #menontheirperiods Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered. Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC .... I was referring to the France trip, puppy, tumble drier, tv I was clearly teasing you " don't tease if your not gonna play | |||
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"I offer every man who messages me a free eye test voucher " Ha ha that made me chuckle! I light use this tactic | |||
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"I offer every man who messages me a free eye test voucher " I do better than that, I offer them a free pair of glasses XXX | |||
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"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone? So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents... A line of Cocaine All expenses paid trip to France A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want A meal at KFC A dress from John Lewis A large screen TV and Surround sound A tumble drier 4 pairs of Stockings And lastly a puppy!!! As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ... #menontheirperiods Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered. Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC .... I was referring to the France trip, puppy, tumble drier, tv I was clearly teasing you don't tease if your not gonna play " "You're" | |||
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"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone? So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents... A line of Cocaine All expenses paid trip to France A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want A meal at KFC A dress from John Lewis A large screen TV and Surround sound A tumble drier 4 pairs of Stockings And lastly a puppy!!! As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ... #menontheirperiods Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered. Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC .... I was referring to the France trip, puppy, tumble drier, tv" To be fair, you'd have to pay an escort thousands to accompany you to France | |||
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"I offer every man who messages me a free eye test voucher I do better than that, I offer them a free pair of glasses XXX" Love it | |||
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"A free holiday if I left hubby at home errrmmmm no thanks " Who would carry the cases???? | |||
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"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone? So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents... A line of Cocaine All expenses paid trip to France A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want A meal at KFC A dress from John Lewis A large screen TV and Surround sound A tumble drier 4 pairs of Stockings And lastly a puppy!!! As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ... #menontheirperiods Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered. Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC .... I was referring to the France trip, puppy, tumble drier, tv I was clearly teasing you don't tease if your not gonna play "You're" " funny fucker aren't you | |||
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"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone? So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents... A line of Cocaine All expenses paid trip to France A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want A meal at KFC A dress from John Lewis A large screen TV and Surround sound A tumble drier 4 pairs of Stockings And lastly a puppy!!! As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ... #menontheirperiods Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered. Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC .... I was referring to the France trip, puppy, tumble drier, tv I was clearly teasing you don't tease if your not gonna play "You're" funny fucker aren't you " I wasn't being funny just politely pointing out your grammatical error | |||
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"Why would anyone offer something to meet? " because they are beta males an think just being them is not worthy enough. | |||
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"You've got much higher morals than I do OP. I've have said yes to all of those things, even a dress from John Lewis. " Ha ha ha ha I'll get it for you next time!! | |||
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"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone? So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents... A line of Cocaine All expenses paid trip to France A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want A meal at KFC A dress from John Lewis A large screen TV and Surround sound A tumble drier 4 pairs of Stockings And lastly a puppy!!! As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ... #menontheirperiods Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered. Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC .... I was referring to the France trip, puppy, tumble drier, tv I was clearly teasing you don't tease if your not gonna play "You're" funny fucker aren't you I wasn't being funny just politely pointing out your grammatical error " I actually went to a grammar school aswell believe it or not, considering my thug type image which is all a deception to blend in with the crowd. | |||
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"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone? So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents... A line of Cocaine All expenses paid trip to France A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want A meal at KFC A dress from John Lewis A large screen TV and Surround sound A tumble drier 4 pairs of Stockings And lastly a puppy!!! As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ... #menontheirperiods Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered. Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC .... I was referring to the France trip, puppy, tumble drier, tv I was clearly teasing you don't tease if your not gonna play "You're" funny fucker aren't you I wasn't being funny just politely pointing out your grammatical error I actually went to a grammar school aswell believe it or not, considering my thug type image which is all a deception to blend in with the crowd." | |||
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"I'd offer any lady here a free cruise. So long as you don't mind dinghys and are happy to chip in on the rowing....oh, could you also bring a dinghy with you? " Charmer!!!! | |||
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"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone? So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents... A line of Cocaine All expenses paid trip to France A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want A meal at KFC A dress from John Lewis A large screen TV and Surround sound A tumble drier 4 pairs of Stockings And lastly a puppy!!! As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ... #menontheirperiods" Wow....wish I was a woman | |||
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"You've got much higher morals than I do OP. I've have said yes to all of those things, even a dress from John Lewis. Ha ha ha ha I'll get it for you next time!! " Make sue it's nice and short. I like to show off my legs. | |||
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"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone? So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents... A line of Cocaine All expenses paid trip to France A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want A meal at KFC A dress from John Lewis A large screen TV and Surround sound A tumble drier 4 pairs of Stockings And lastly a puppy!!! As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ... #menontheirperiods Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered. Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC .... I was referring to the France trip, puppy, tumble drier, tv I was clearly teasing you don't tease if your not gonna play "You're" funny fucker aren't you I wasn't being funny just politely pointing out your grammatical error I actually went to a grammar school aswell believe it or not, considering my thug type image which is all a deception to blend in with the crowd. " is that shocked because of my grammar on the forum at times? Or because if the image? We all know some like the bad boy look to an extent. Should see the look I get with my tattoos when I play at some prestigious golf courses, luckily I'm good at golf though so it doesn't become an issue. | |||
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"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone? So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents... A line of Cocaine All expenses paid trip to France A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want A meal at KFC A dress from John Lewis A large screen TV and Surround sound A tumble drier 4 pairs of Stockings And lastly a puppy!!! As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ... #menontheirperiods Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered. Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC .... I was referring to the France trip, puppy, tumble drier, tv I was clearly teasing you don't tease if your not gonna play "You're" funny fucker aren't you I wasn't being funny just politely pointing out your grammatical error I actually went to a grammar school aswell believe it or not, considering my thug type image which is all a deception to blend in with the crowd. is that shocked because of my grammar on the forum at times? Or because if the image? We all know some like the bad boy look to an extent. Should see the look I get with my tattoos when I play at some prestigious golf courses, luckily I'm good at golf though so it doesn't become an issue. " You don't look like a "bad boy" though, you look more like the nice guy at Morrisons that helps you collect a basket! | |||
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"I'd offer any lady here a free cruise. So long as you don't mind dinghys and are happy to chip in on the rowing....oh, could you also bring a dinghy with you? Charmer!!!!" Shurrup and get rowing lass, I'm trying to eat me ice cream here | |||
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"Not from fab but when we used to do loads of camming we were offered £10k for an overnight stay at a hotel with Mrsdpt and they could go out and have whatever she wanted so he could spoil her. More recently we had the offer of Mrsdpt being used as a dumb drooling little fuck toy by a group of guys....we couldn't resist that offer! " 10 grand!!! | |||
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"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone? So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents... A line of Cocaine All expenses paid trip to France A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want A meal at KFC A dress from John Lewis A large screen TV and Surround sound A tumble drier 4 pairs of Stockings And lastly a puppy!!! As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ... #menontheirperiods Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered. Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC .... I was referring to the France trip, puppy, tumble drier, tv I was clearly teasing you don't tease if your not gonna play "You're" funny fucker aren't you I wasn't being funny just politely pointing out your grammatical error I actually went to a grammar school aswell believe it or not, considering my thug type image which is all a deception to blend in with the crowd. is that shocked because of my grammar on the forum at times? Or because if the image? We all know some like the bad boy look to an extent. Should see the look I get with my tattoos when I play at some prestigious golf courses, luckily I'm good at golf though so it doesn't become an issue. You don't look like a "bad boy" though, you look more like the nice guy at Morrisons that helps you collect a basket! " ah whatever, well you haven't seen me in action | |||
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"Not from fab but when we used to do loads of camming we were offered £10k for an overnight stay at a hotel with Mrsdpt and they could go out and have whatever she wanted so he could spoil her. More recently we had the offer of Mrsdpt being used as a dumb drooling little fuck toy by a group of guys....we couldn't resist that offer! " that sounds like the film indecent preposal | |||
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"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone? So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents... A line of Cocaine All expenses paid trip to France A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want A meal at KFC A dress from John Lewis A large screen TV and Surround sound A tumble drier 4 pairs of Stockings And lastly a puppy!!! As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ... #menontheirperiods Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered. Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC .... I was referring to the France trip, puppy, tumble drier, tv I was clearly teasing you don't tease if your not gonna play "You're" funny fucker aren't you I wasn't being funny just politely pointing out your grammatical error I actually went to a grammar school aswell believe it or not, considering my thug type image which is all a deception to blend in with the crowd. is that shocked because of my grammar on the forum at times? Or because if the image? We all know some like the bad boy look to an extent. Should see the look I get with my tattoos when I play at some prestigious golf courses, luckily I'm good at golf though so it doesn't become an issue. You don't look like a "bad boy" though, you look more like the nice guy at Morrisons that helps you collect a basket! ah whatever, well you haven't seen me in action " Are you quick with the basket distribution?? | |||
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"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone? So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents... A line of Cocaine All expenses paid trip to France A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want A meal at KFC A dress from John Lewis A large screen TV and Surround sound A tumble drier 4 pairs of Stockings And lastly a puppy!!! As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ... #menontheirperiods Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered. Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC .... I was referring to the France trip, puppy, tumble drier, tv I was clearly teasing you don't tease if your not gonna play "You're" funny fucker aren't you I wasn't being funny just politely pointing out your grammatical error I actually went to a grammar school aswell believe it or not, considering my thug type image which is all a deception to blend in with the crowd. is that shocked because of my grammar on the forum at times? Or because if the image? We all know some like the bad boy look to an extent. Should see the look I get with my tattoos when I play at some prestigious golf courses, luckily I'm good at golf though so it doesn't become an issue. You don't look like a "bad boy" though, you look more like the nice guy at Morrisons that helps you collect a basket! ah whatever, well you haven't seen me in action Are you quick with the basket distribution?? " maybe when I retire I will get a part time job there and id be shit hot probly, too busy building nuclear power plants and bridges at the moment. | |||
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"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone? So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents... A line of Cocaine All expenses paid trip to France A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want A meal at KFC A dress from John Lewis A large screen TV and Surround sound A tumble drier 4 pairs of Stockings And lastly a puppy!!! As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ... #menontheirperiods Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered. Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC .... I was referring to the France trip, puppy, tumble drier, tv I was clearly teasing you don't tease if your not gonna play "You're" funny fucker aren't you I wasn't being funny just politely pointing out your grammatical error I actually went to a grammar school aswell believe it or not, considering my thug type image which is all a deception to blend in with the crowd. is that shocked because of my grammar on the forum at times? Or because if the image? We all know some like the bad boy look to an extent. Should see the look I get with my tattoos when I play at some prestigious golf courses, luckily I'm good at golf though so it doesn't become an issue. You don't look like a "bad boy" though, you look more like the nice guy at Morrisons that helps you collect a basket! ah whatever, well you haven't seen me in action Are you quick with the basket distribution?? maybe when I retire I will get a part time job there and id be shit hot probly, too busy building nuclear power plants and bridges at the moment." Are you sure you went to Grammar school? "Probly" ???? | |||
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"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone? So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents... A line of Cocaine All expenses paid trip to France A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want A meal at KFC A dress from John Lewis A large screen TV and Surround sound A tumble drier 4 pairs of Stockings And lastly a puppy!!! " .. and a partridge in a pear treeeeee | |||
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"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone? So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents... A line of Cocaine All expenses paid trip to France A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want A meal at KFC A dress from John Lewis A large screen TV and Surround sound A tumble drier 4 pairs of Stockings And lastly a puppy!!! As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ... #menontheirperiods Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered. Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC .... I was referring to the France trip, puppy, tumble drier, tv I was clearly teasing you don't tease if your not gonna play "You're" funny fucker aren't you I wasn't being funny just politely pointing out your grammatical error I actually went to a grammar school aswell believe it or not, considering my thug type image which is all a deception to blend in with the crowd. is that shocked because of my grammar on the forum at times? Or because if the image? We all know some like the bad boy look to an extent. Should see the look I get with my tattoos when I play at some prestigious golf courses, luckily I'm good at golf though so it doesn't become an issue. You don't look like a "bad boy" though, you look more like the nice guy at Morrisons that helps you collect a basket! ah whatever, well you haven't seen me in action Are you quick with the basket distribution?? maybe when I retire I will get a part time job there and id be shit hot probly, too busy building nuclear power plants and bridges at the moment. Are you sure you went to Grammar school? "Probly" ???? " yes it was a while ago though, you're a ball breaker aren't you | |||
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"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone? So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents... A line of Cocaine All expenses paid trip to France A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want A meal at KFC A dress from John Lewis A large screen TV and Surround sound A tumble drier 4 pairs of Stockings And lastly a puppy!!! As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ... #menontheirperiods Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered. Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC .... I was referring to the France trip, puppy, tumble drier, tv I was clearly teasing you don't tease if your not gonna play "You're" funny fucker aren't you I wasn't being funny just politely pointing out your grammatical error I actually went to a grammar school aswell believe it or not, considering my thug type image which is all a deception to blend in with the crowd. is that shocked because of my grammar on the forum at times? Or because if the image? We all know some like the bad boy look to an extent. Should see the look I get with my tattoos when I play at some prestigious golf courses, luckily I'm good at golf though so it doesn't become an issue. You don't look like a "bad boy" though, you look more like the nice guy at Morrisons that helps you collect a basket! ah whatever, well you haven't seen me in action Are you quick with the basket distribution?? maybe when I retire I will get a part time job there and id be shit hot probly, too busy building nuclear power plants and bridges at the moment. Are you sure you went to Grammar school? "Probly" ???? yes it was a while ago though, you're a ball breaker aren't you " | |||
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"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone? So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents... A line of Cocaine All expenses paid trip to France A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want A meal at KFC A dress from John Lewis A large screen TV and Surround sound A tumble drier 4 pairs of Stockings And lastly a puppy!!! As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ... #menontheirperiods Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered. Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC .... I was referring to the France trip, puppy, tumble drier, tv I was clearly teasing you don't tease if your not gonna play "You're" funny fucker aren't you I wasn't being funny just politely pointing out your grammatical error I actually went to a grammar school aswell believe it or not, considering my thug type image which is all a deception to blend in with the crowd. is that shocked because of my grammar on the forum at times? Or because if the image? We all know some like the bad boy look to an extent. Should see the look I get with my tattoos when I play at some prestigious golf courses, luckily I'm good at golf though so it doesn't become an issue. You don't look like a "bad boy" though, you look more like the nice guy at Morrisons that helps you collect a basket! ah whatever, well you haven't seen me in action Are you quick with the basket distribution?? maybe when I retire I will get a part time job there and id be shit hot probly, too busy building nuclear power plants and bridges at the moment. Are you sure you went to Grammar school? "Probly" ???? yes it was a while ago though, you're a ball breaker aren't you " I like it not many women manage to break my balls as a few have found out on these forums | |||
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"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone? So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents... A line of Cocaine All expenses paid trip to France A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want A meal at KFC A dress from John Lewis A large screen TV and Surround sound A tumble drier 4 pairs of Stockings And lastly a puppy!!! As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ... #menontheirperiods Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered. Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC .... I was referring to the France trip, puppy, tumble drier, tv I was clearly teasing you don't tease if your not gonna play "You're" funny fucker aren't you I wasn't being funny just politely pointing out your grammatical error I actually went to a grammar school aswell believe it or not, considering my thug type image which is all a deception to blend in with the crowd. is that shocked because of my grammar on the forum at times? Or because if the image? We all know some like the bad boy look to an extent. Should see the look I get with my tattoos when I play at some prestigious golf courses, luckily I'm good at golf though so it doesn't become an issue. You don't look like a "bad boy" though, you look more like the nice guy at Morrisons that helps you collect a basket! ah whatever, well you haven't seen me in action Are you quick with the basket distribution?? maybe when I retire I will get a part time job there and id be shit hot probly, too busy building nuclear power plants and bridges at the moment. Are you sure you went to Grammar school? "Probly" ???? yes it was a while ago though, you're a ball breaker aren't you I like it not many women manage to break my balls as a few have found out on these forums " oh and you are missing a few apostrophes on your profile where grammar is more important you hypocrite with 'im' 'cant' | |||
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"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone? So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents... A line of Cocaine All expenses paid trip to France A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want A meal at KFC A dress from John Lewis A large screen TV and Surround sound A tumble drier 4 pairs of Stockings And lastly a puppy!!! As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ... #menontheirperiods Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered. Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC .... I was referring to the France trip, puppy, tumble drier, tv I was clearly teasing you don't tease if your not gonna play "You're" funny fucker aren't you I wasn't being funny just politely pointing out your grammatical error I actually went to a grammar school aswell believe it or not, considering my thug type image which is all a deception to blend in with the crowd. is that shocked because of my grammar on the forum at times? Or because if the image? We all know some like the bad boy look to an extent. Should see the look I get with my tattoos when I play at some prestigious golf courses, luckily I'm good at golf though so it doesn't become an issue. You don't look like a "bad boy" though, you look more like the nice guy at Morrisons that helps you collect a basket! ah whatever, well you haven't seen me in action Are you quick with the basket distribution?? maybe when I retire I will get a part time job there and id be shit hot probly, too busy building nuclear power plants and bridges at the moment. Are you sure you went to Grammar school? "Probly" ???? yes it was a while ago though, you're a ball breaker aren't you I like it not many women manage to break my balls as a few have found out on these forums oh and you are missing a few apostrophes on your profile where grammar is more important you hypocrite with 'im' 'cant' " I don't claim to have been to grammar school Morrisons boy!! | |||
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"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone? So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents... A line of Cocaine All expenses paid trip to France A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want A meal at KFC A dress from John Lewis A large screen TV and Surround sound A tumble drier 4 pairs of Stockings And lastly a puppy!!! As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ... #menontheirperiods Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered. Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC .... I was referring to the France trip, puppy, tumble drier, tv I was clearly teasing you don't tease if your not gonna play "You're" funny fucker aren't you I wasn't being funny just politely pointing out your grammatical error I actually went to a grammar school aswell believe it or not, considering my thug type image which is all a deception to blend in with the crowd. is that shocked because of my grammar on the forum at times? Or because if the image? We all know some like the bad boy look to an extent. Should see the look I get with my tattoos when I play at some prestigious golf courses, luckily I'm good at golf though so it doesn't become an issue. You don't look like a "bad boy" though, you look more like the nice guy at Morrisons that helps you collect a basket! ah whatever, well you haven't seen me in action Are you quick with the basket distribution?? maybe when I retire I will get a part time job there and id be shit hot probly, too busy building nuclear power plants and bridges at the moment. Are you sure you went to Grammar school? "Probly" ???? yes it was a while ago though, you're a ball breaker aren't you I like it not many women manage to break my balls as a few have found out on these forums oh and you are missing a few apostrophes on your profile where grammar is more important you hypocrite with 'im' 'cant' I don't claim to have been to grammar school Morrisons boy!! " you have the cheek to correct my grammar though, omg there is loads 'dont' aswell so touche | |||
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"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone? So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents... A line of Cocaine All expenses paid trip to France A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want A meal at KFC A dress from John Lewis A large screen TV and Surround sound A tumble drier 4 pairs of Stockings And lastly a puppy!!! As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ... #menontheirperiods Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered. Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC .... I was referring to the France trip, puppy, tumble drier, tv I was clearly teasing you don't tease if your not gonna play "You're" funny fucker aren't you I wasn't being funny just politely pointing out your grammatical error I actually went to a grammar school aswell believe it or not, considering my thug type image which is all a deception to blend in with the crowd. is that shocked because of my grammar on the forum at times? Or because if the image? We all know some like the bad boy look to an extent. Should see the look I get with my tattoos when I play at some prestigious golf courses, luckily I'm good at golf though so it doesn't become an issue. You don't look like a "bad boy" though, you look more like the nice guy at Morrisons that helps you collect a basket! ah whatever, well you haven't seen me in action Are you quick with the basket distribution?? maybe when I retire I will get a part time job there and id be shit hot probly, too busy building nuclear power plants and bridges at the moment. Are you sure you went to Grammar school? "Probly" ???? yes it was a while ago though, you're a ball breaker aren't you I like it not many women manage to break my balls as a few have found out on these forums oh and you are missing a few apostrophes on your profile where grammar is more important you hypocrite with 'im' 'cant' I don't claim to have been to grammar school Morrisons boy!! you have the cheek to correct my grammar though, omg there is loads 'dont' aswell so touche " You're just making it up you loser! | |||
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"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone? So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents... A line of Cocaine All expenses paid trip to France A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want A meal at KFC A dress from John Lewis A large screen TV and Surround sound A tumble drier 4 pairs of Stockings And lastly a puppy!!! As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ... #menontheirperiods Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered. Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC .... I was referring to the France trip, puppy, tumble drier, tv I was clearly teasing you don't tease if your not gonna play "You're" funny fucker aren't you I wasn't being funny just politely pointing out your grammatical error I actually went to a grammar school aswell believe it or not, considering my thug type image which is all a deception to blend in with the crowd. is that shocked because of my grammar on the forum at times? Or because if the image? We all know some like the bad boy look to an extent. Should see the look I get with my tattoos when I play at some prestigious golf courses, luckily I'm good at golf though so it doesn't become an issue. You don't look like a "bad boy" though, you look more like the nice guy at Morrisons that helps you collect a basket! ah whatever, well you haven't seen me in action Are you quick with the basket distribution?? maybe when I retire I will get a part time job there and id be shit hot probly, too busy building nuclear power plants and bridges at the moment. Are you sure you went to Grammar school? "Probly" ???? yes it was a while ago though, you're a ball breaker aren't you I like it not many women manage to break my balls as a few have found out on these forums oh and you are missing a few apostrophes on your profile where grammar is more important you hypocrite with 'im' 'cant' I don't claim to have been to grammar school Morrisons boy!! you have the cheek to correct my grammar though, omg there is loads 'dont' aswell so touche You're just making it up you loser! " yeah I bet your editing now | |||
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"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone? So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents... A line of Cocaine All expenses paid trip to France A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want A meal at KFC A dress from John Lewis A large screen TV and Surround sound A tumble drier 4 pairs of Stockings And lastly a puppy!!! As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ... #menontheirperiods" I've been offered a few holidays Food Clothes Money to have sex bareback A car A house And marriage to complete stranger's! I REJECTED ALL THE OFFERS. | |||
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"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone? So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents... A line of Cocaine All expenses paid trip to France A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want A meal at KFC A dress from John Lewis A large screen TV and Surround sound A tumble drier 4 pairs of Stockings And lastly a puppy!!! As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ... #menontheirperiods Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered. Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC .... I was referring to the France trip, puppy, tumble drier, tv I was clearly teasing you don't tease if your not gonna play "You're" funny fucker aren't you I wasn't being funny just politely pointing out your grammatical error I actually went to a grammar school aswell believe it or not, considering my thug type image which is all a deception to blend in with the crowd. is that shocked because of my grammar on the forum at times? Or because if the image? We all know some like the bad boy look to an extent. Should see the look I get with my tattoos when I play at some prestigious golf courses, luckily I'm good at golf though so it doesn't become an issue. You don't look like a "bad boy" though, you look more like the nice guy at Morrisons that helps you collect a basket! ah whatever, well you haven't seen me in action Are you quick with the basket distribution?? maybe when I retire I will get a part time job there and id be shit hot probly, too busy building nuclear power plants and bridges at the moment. Are you sure you went to Grammar school? "Probly" ???? yes it was a while ago though, you're a ball breaker aren't you I like it not many women manage to break my balls as a few have found out on these forums oh and you are missing a few apostrophes on your profile where grammar is more important you hypocrite with 'im' 'cant' I don't claim to have been to grammar school Morrisons boy!! you have the cheek to correct my grammar though, omg there is loads 'dont' aswell so touche You're just making it up you loser! yeah I bet your editing now " "Your" "probly" correct!! | |||
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"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone? So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents... A line of Cocaine All expenses paid trip to France A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want A meal at KFC A dress from John Lewis A large screen TV and Surround sound A tumble drier 4 pairs of Stockings And lastly a puppy!!! As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ... #menontheirperiods I've been offered a few holidays Food Clothes Money to have sex bareback A car A house And marriage to complete stranger's! I REJECTED ALL THE OFFERS. " A house?? Was it detached | |||
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"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone? So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents... A line of Cocaine All expenses paid trip to France A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want A meal at KFC A dress from John Lewis A large screen TV and Surround sound A tumble drier 4 pairs of Stockings And lastly a puppy!!! As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ... #menontheirperiods Wow....wish I was a woman " you would have to change your name to tarquina | |||
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"You turned down a romantic KFC? You're clearly a posh one, you. Don't you know your place? It was only a drive through experience! " So is that like the Kentucky version of dogging? | |||
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"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone? So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents... A line of Cocaine All expenses paid trip to France A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want A meal at KFC A dress from John Lewis A large screen TV and Surround sound A tumble drier 4 pairs of Stockings And lastly a puppy!!! As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ... #menontheirperiods Wow....wish I was a woman " same, I'd never have to work a day in my life | |||
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"Soup What flavour?? Mushroom.... It was awesome " Oooooo nice | |||
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"Nothing lolI will get you cola bottles and treat you to a Hawaiin pizza " That is a good offer and yes, hawaii pizza and those cola bottles are my favourites | |||
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"Wow OP that's some list !! I've been offered lingerie , shoes and money. All reported too " I'll offer my butt for your strap on | |||
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"Wow OP that's some list !! I've been offered lingerie , shoes and money. All reported too I'll offer my butt for your strap on " what's happening here you used to be straight like clit did. | |||
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"Wow OP that's some list !! I've been offered lingerie , shoes and money. All reported too I'll offer my butt for your strap on what's happening here you used to be straight like clit did. " I've been drinking | |||
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"Wow OP that's some list !! I've been offered lingerie , shoes and money. All reported too I'll offer my butt for your strap on what's happening here you used to be straight like clit did. I've been drinking " well you can be a proper swinger now then unlike me then as Clem would say | |||
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"Is it weird to say I suddenly feel left out??? Lol. ..8. I would be lucky if one day a guy actually TURNED UP WITHOUT CANCELLING AT THE LAST MINUTE! Now THAT would be something! !!! " I can cancel on you a week in advance if you like? | |||
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"Soup What flavour?? Mushroom.... It was awesome Oooooo nice " So was she! | |||
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"Is it weird to say I suddenly feel left out??? Lol. ..8. I would be lucky if one day a guy actually TURNED UP WITHOUT CANCELLING AT THE LAST MINUTE! Now THAT would be something! !!! I can cancel on you a week in advance if you like? " Oh thanks! That helps! | |||
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"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone? So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents... A line of Cocaine All expenses paid trip to France A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want A meal at KFC A dress from John Lewis A large screen TV and Surround sound A tumble drier 4 pairs of Stockings And lastly a puppy!!! As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ... #menontheirperiods Wow....wish I was a woman same, I'd never have to work a day in my life " As my grandfather used to say " Anyone with a vaginia , can't never go hungry " | |||
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"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone? So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents... A line of Cocaine All expenses paid trip to France A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want A meal at KFC A dress from John Lewis A large screen TV and Surround sound A tumble drier 4 pairs of Stockings And lastly a puppy!!! As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ... #menontheirperiods Wow....wish I was a woman same, I'd never have to work a day in my life As my grandfather used to say " Anyone with a vaginia , can't never go hungry " " | |||
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"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone? So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents... A line of Cocaine All expenses paid trip to France A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want A meal at KFC A dress from John Lewis A large screen TV and Surround sound A tumble drier 4 pairs of Stockings And lastly a puppy!!! As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ... #menontheirperiods Wow....wish I was a woman same, I'd never have to work a day in my life As my grandfather used to say " Anyone with a vaginia , can't never go hungry " " | |||
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"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone? So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents... A line of Cocaine All expenses paid trip to France A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want A meal at KFC A dress from John Lewis A large screen TV and Surround sound A tumble drier 4 pairs of Stockings And lastly a puppy!!! As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ... #menontheirperiods" A bag of Haribos | |||
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"I've been offered money but nothing else - exaggerate much? Poor you! They must not think you're worthy of such high end gifts " How did this nugget slip under the radar? | |||
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"I was asked how much to let a guy give me a blow job... .. " Oh god. I had one of those... only he wanted me to smoke a cigar at the same time | |||
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"Wow OP that's some list !! I've been offered lingerie , shoes and money. All reported too I'll offer my butt for your strap on " Only if you take your socks off | |||
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"Wow OP that's some list !! I've been offered lingerie , shoes and money. All reported too I'll offer my butt for your strap on Only if you take your socks off " it was a cold day, I forget to take them off | |||
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"Wow OP that's some list !! I've been offered lingerie , shoes and money. All reported too I'll offer my butt for your strap on Only if you take your socks off it was a cold day, I forget to take them off " There's better ways to warm up than that though | |||
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"Wow OP that's some list !! I've been offered lingerie , shoes and money. All reported too I'll offer my butt for your strap on Only if you take your socks off it was a cold day, I forget to take them off There's better ways to warm up than that though " Yeah, could've just turned the heating up | |||
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"I was asked how much to let a guy give me a blow job... .. Oh god. I had one of those... only he wanted me to smoke a cigar at the same time " Bloody 'ell. And I thought it was just me | |||
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"I was asked how much to let a guy give me a blow job... .. Oh god. I had one of those... only he wanted me to smoke a cigar at the same time " Only one | |||
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"I was offered £1000 the other night. Of course it was complete bullshit." No it wasn't. Okay, you might have had to wait for pay day but I would have got the cash together..................Shit........did I just type that out loud | |||
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"I was offered £1000 the other night. Of course it was complete bullshit. No it wasn't. Okay, you might have had to wait for pay day but I would have got the cash together..................Shit........did I just type that out loud " I would have made you double the offer | |||
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"I was offered £1000 the other night. Of course it was complete bullshit." I did explain... I need a vat receipt for anything more than £20.00 .. | |||
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"I was offered £1000 the other night. Of course it was complete bullshit. I did explain... I need a vat receipt for anything more than £20.00 .. " I would have written the receipt on your arse | |||
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"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone? So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents... A line of Cocaine All expenses paid trip to France A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want A meal at KFC A dress from John Lewis A large screen TV and Surround sound A tumble drier 4 pairs of Stockings And lastly a puppy!!! As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ... #menontheirperiods Must be attracting some very strange men... " Or a light fingered courrier | |||
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"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone? So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents... A line of Cocaine All expenses paid trip to France A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want A meal at KFC A dress from John Lewis A large screen TV and Surround sound A tumble drier 4 pairs of Stockings And lastly a puppy!!! As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ... #menontheirperiods" what about the cuddly toy? | |||
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"I've been offered:- Designer shoes Tiffanys Money Have to say I've been tempted on more than one occasion " Guess a drive in a battered Picasso followed by a bag of chips while walking along Cleethorpes prom with wind whipping sand in your hair won't cut the mustard either then? | |||
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"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone? So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents... A line of Cocaine All expenses paid trip to France A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want A meal at KFC A dress from John Lewis A large screen TV and Surround sound A tumble drier 4 pairs of Stockings And lastly a puppy!!! As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ... #menontheirperiods" Omg how could you turn down socks.... | |||
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"I've been offered:- Designer shoes Tiffanys Money Have to say I've been tempted on more than one occasion Guess a drive in a battered Picasso followed by a bag of chips while walking along Cleethorpes prom with wind whipping sand in your hair won't cut the mustard either then? " Chips & a walk sounds perfect, needs to be a dry day otherwise my hair is gonna get huge!! | |||
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"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone? So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents... A line of Cocaine All expenses paid trip to France A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want A meal at KFC A dress from John Lewis A large screen TV and Surround sound A tumble drier 4 pairs of Stockings And lastly a puppy!!! As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ... #menontheirperiods" If any lady actually likes the person offering gifts but doesn't think its right to accept them my TV is quite old and er with surround sound, I'm only saying | |||
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"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone? So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents... A line of Cocaine All expenses paid trip to France A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want A meal at KFC A dress from John Lewis A large screen TV and Surround sound A tumble drier 4 pairs of Stockings And lastly a puppy!!! As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ... #menontheirperiods Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered. Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC .... I was referring to the France trip, puppy, tumble drier, tv I was clearly teasing you don't tease if your not gonna play "You're" funny fucker aren't you I wasn't being funny just politely pointing out your grammatical error I actually went to a grammar school aswell believe it or not, considering my thug type image which is all a deception to blend in with the crowd. is that shocked because of my grammar on the forum at times? Or because if the image? We all know some like the bad boy look to an extent. Should see the look I get with my tattoos when I play at some prestigious golf courses, luckily I'm good at golf though so it doesn't become an issue. " Bad boy?... Bad boy? Bad boy? (Insert ROTFLPMSL emoji here) Oh dear...... Is that what you're calling puppy for weeing in your shoes? Or did you not eat all your tea and Grandma is upset because she did her special roast potatoes? | |||
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"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone? So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents... A line of Cocaine All expenses paid trip to France A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want A meal at KFC A dress from John Lewis A large screen TV and Surround sound A tumble drier 4 pairs of Stockings And lastly a puppy!!! As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ... #menontheirperiods Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered. Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC .... I was referring to the France trip, puppy, tumble drier, tv I was clearly teasing you don't tease if your not gonna play "You're" funny fucker aren't you I wasn't being funny just politely pointing out your grammatical error I actually went to a grammar school aswell believe it or not, considering my thug type image which is all a deception to blend in with the crowd. is that shocked because of my grammar on the forum at times? Or because if the image? We all know some like the bad boy look to an extent. Should see the look I get with my tattoos when I play at some prestigious golf courses, luckily I'm good at golf though so it doesn't become an issue. Bad boy?... Bad boy? Bad boy? (Insert ROTFLPMSL emoji here) Oh dear...... Is that what you're calling puppy for weeing in your shoes? Or did you not eat all your tea and Grandma is upset because she did her special roast potatoes?" Ha ha ha ha well said | |||
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"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone? So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents... A line of Cocaine All expenses paid trip to France A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want A meal at KFC A dress from John Lewis A large screen TV and Surround sound A tumble drier 4 pairs of Stockings And lastly a puppy!!! As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ... #menontheirperiods Omg how could you turn down socks.... " I haven't been offered socks yet! If I do I'll take them | |||
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"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone? So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents... A line of Cocaine All expenses paid trip to France A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want A meal at KFC A dress from John Lewis A large screen TV and Surround sound A tumble drier 4 pairs of Stockings And lastly a puppy!!! As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ... #menontheirperiods" A tumble drier? What a wierd thing to offer somebody on a sex site I've been offered several holidays on here whenever somebody offers to take me abroad I just think drug mule | |||
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"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone? So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents... A line of Cocaine All expenses paid trip to France A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want A meal at KFC A dress from John Lewis A large screen TV and Surround sound A tumble drier 4 pairs of Stockings And lastly a puppy!!! As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ... #menontheirperiods A tumble drier? What a wierd thing to offer somebody on a sex site I've been offered several holidays on here whenever somebody offers to take me abroad I just think drug mule " He must have had a spare one he didn't need! | |||
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"Lingerie, various amounts of money, dinner, shopping trips, etc. My favorite was a guy who wanted to arrange a gangbang for him and 5 friends. Offered me £2,000! I don't think any of these people would have actually shown up if I had said yes, though. I think it's mostly fantasy. Or maybe just testing to see if gifts would change my answer." It's laughable isn't it! I wonder what this week will bring, I'm hoping for a new garden bench ... | |||
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"Lingerie, various amounts of money, dinner, shopping trips, etc. My favorite was a guy who wanted to arrange a gangbang for him and 5 friends. Offered me £2,000! I don't think any of these people would have actually shown up if I had said yes, though. I think it's mostly fantasy. Or maybe just testing to see if gifts would change my answer. It's laughable isn't it! I wonder what this week will bring, I'm hoping for a new garden bench ..." A garden bench, huh? Excuse me while I compose a compelling pm | |||
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"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone? So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents... A line of Cocaine All expenses paid trip to France A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want A meal at KFC A dress from John Lewis A large screen TV and Surround sound A tumble drier 4 pairs of Stockings And lastly a puppy!!! As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ... #menontheirperiods" I must be doing something wrong. Nothing ! | |||
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"Lingerie, various amounts of money, dinner, shopping trips, etc. My favorite was a guy who wanted to arrange a gangbang for him and 5 friends. Offered me £2,000! I don't think any of these people would have actually shown up if I had said yes, though. I think it's mostly fantasy. Or maybe just testing to see if gifts would change my answer. It's laughable isn't it! I wonder what this week will bring, I'm hoping for a new garden bench ..." I've got something comfortable and sturdy for your lady garden | |||
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"I offer every man who messages me a free eye test voucher " Some may need it in Braille, (not so Innocent) but guess they could feel their way around nicely... | |||
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