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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Killed the Wellie Bin

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By *oward1978Man over a year ago

Rotherham

"Killed the Wellie Bin

You have a bin just for your wellies? That's a bit extravagant!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Killed the Wellie Bin

You have a bin for your wellies? What a time to be alive.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hahaha sarcastic boys!!!!! Poor knitter

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Were you on the sauce last night?

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Killed the Wellie Bin

You have a bin just for your wellies? That's a bit extravagant!

She's posh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sending a new welly bin for you knitter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What did the poor bin do to incur your wrath?

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By *iss AdventureWoman over a year ago

Wonderland

"Killed the Wellie Bin

You ok though sweet cheeks? And any little passenger you may have had on board?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hope all is ok

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well done knitter

That's one less wheelie bin to clog up our pavements

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By *empting Devil.Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

"Killed the Wellie Bin

You drive a bin?!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Killed the Wellie Bin

You ok though sweet cheeks? And any little passenger you may have had on board?

Thanks Miss A no other passengers on board

I have hurt my thumb and bumped my head.

The Wheelie bin is a write off though and I've spent the last 10 minutes crying because Im 38 and I don't know where Wheelie bins come from

When you buy a house they are just there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Killed the Wellie Bin

Dustys brother?

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By *iss AdventureWoman over a year ago

Wonderland

"Killed the Wellie Bin

You ok though sweet cheeks? And any little passenger you may have had on board?

Thanks Miss A no other passengers on board

I have hurt my thumb and bumped my head.

The Wheelie bin is a write off though and I've spent the last 10 minutes crying because Im 38 and I don't know where Wheelie bins come from

When you buy a house they are just there

Awww, baby cakes, it's ok, don't cry. Here, have a cookie

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By *oward1978Man over a year ago

Rotherham

"Killed the Wellie Bin

You ok though sweet cheeks? And any little passenger you may have had on board?

Thanks Miss A no other passengers on board

I have hurt my thumb and bumped my head.

The Wheelie bin is a write off though and I've spent the last 10 minutes crying because Im 38 and I don't know where Wheelie bins come from

When you buy a house they are just there

Ring the council. They'll be able to sort you out with a new bin.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Killed the Wellie Bin

You ok though sweet cheeks? And any little passenger you may have had on board?

Thanks Miss A no other passengers on board

I have hurt my thumb and bumped my head.

The Wheelie bin is a write off though and I've spent the last 10 minutes crying because Im 38 and I don't know where Wheelie bins come from

When you buy a house they are just there

When you get a boy wheelie bin and a girl wheelie bin together...

Although the Council does have a wheelie bin breeding farm, so ring them. Don't tell them you fucked your own bin though...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Killed the Wellie Bin

You ok though sweet cheeks? And any little passenger you may have had on board?

Thanks Miss A no other passengers on board

I have hurt my thumb and bumped my head.

The Wheelie bin is a write off though and I've spent the last 10 minutes crying because Im 38 and I don't know where Wheelie bins come from

When you buy a house they are just there

Awww, baby cakes, it's ok, don't cry. Here, have a cookie

**nom nom nom*

Thank you muchly Miss A

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By *iss AdventureWoman over a year ago

Wonderland

"Killed the Wellie Bin

You ok though sweet cheeks? And any little passenger you may have had on board?

Thanks Miss A no other passengers on board

I have hurt my thumb and bumped my head.

The Wheelie bin is a write off though and I've spent the last 10 minutes crying because Im 38 and I don't know where Wheelie bins come from

When you buy a house they are just there

Awww, baby cakes, it's ok, don't cry. Here, have a cookie

**nom nom nom*

Thank you muchly Miss A"

Should you need a bussom for a pillow, i offer a free service

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Killed the Wellie Bin

You ok though sweet cheeks? And any little passenger you may have had on board?

Thanks Miss A no other passengers on board

I have hurt my thumb and bumped my head.

The Wheelie bin is a write off though and I've spent the last 10 minutes crying because Im 38 and I don't know where Wheelie bins come from

When you buy a house they are just there

Wheelie bins come from the same place as topper ware, they just appear (call the council)

Glad you're okay though

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Killed the Wellie Bin

Dustys brother?"

The dna test was never conclusive, Jeremy Kyle said so

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman over a year ago

nottingham

Aw knitter many hugs to you X

If it makes you feel any better I got knocked over by a road sweeper once that was only going about 5mph

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hope your head and thumb feel better soon. Your Local Authority can supply a new one - many charge for it though. Poor you, have a chill out morning if you can.

Sarah

P.S many years ago I reversed into my ex's prized car and badly dented it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Thanks All I really okay.

You'd actually be surprised how often these things happen I am infact an terrible driver

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By *ickawitchCouple over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Aw knitter many hugs to you X

If it makes you feel any better I got knocked over by a road sweeper once that was only going about 5mph

I know it's naughty but I did giggle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They jump out behind me when I'm reversing out of my friend's drive.

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By *ickawitchCouple over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Thanks All I really okay.

You'd actually be surprised how often these things happen I am infact an terrible driver

I think you get a major shock when something like this happens but you will be feeling better soon. Wheelie bins are replaceable and once your thumb and head stop hurting you will see the funny side and appreciate it wasn't so bad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aw hope you're ok xxx

Have a nice sweet cup of tea x

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Wheelie bins are the skinheads of the refuse collection community.

Who hasn't been chased down the street by one on a windy night?

Bastards!

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple over a year ago

nr chester

Ah bless ya, what are you like

glad your ok though sweetie, I am sending millions of Mrs blue eyes kisses and of course lots of my lovely feel better cookies

love and hugs, Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had to buy my wheelie bin when mine did a moonlight flit!

Hope you're okay x

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

Sorry to hear about your mishap, couldn't you just nick a new one though? It's not like there aren't loads of them lying around. It's not like it's illegal or anything

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By *albec26Man over a year ago

Great Yarmouth

Hope your okay hunni x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thanks All I really okay.

You'd actually be surprised how often these things happen I am infact an terrible driver

Thanks I do but Im going to give the bin man a stern talking to next Friday

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ah bless ya, what are you like

glad your ok though sweetie, I am sending millions of Mrs blue eyes kisses and of course lots of my lovely feel better cookies

love and hugs, Mrs blue eyes

**nom nom nom**

Thank you Muchly lovely

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By *arksMan over a year ago

in the centre

Damn wheelie bins just don't look , ring council and say it's been stolen or they will charge you for another one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I had to buy my wheelie bin when mine did a moonlight flit!

Hope you're okay x"

Your bin ran away?????,

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By *arksMan over a year ago

in the centre

"I had to buy my wheelie bin when mine did a moonlight flit!

Hope you're okay x

Your bin ran away?????,"

It eloped with next doors recycling box

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I had to buy my wheelie bin when mine did a moonlight flit!

Hope you're okay x

Your bin ran away?????,

It eloped with next doors recycling box

Lolled

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"I had to buy my wheelie bin when mine did a moonlight flit!

Hope you're okay x

Your bin ran away?????,

It eloped with next doors recycling box

Now it has little ones that tidy up after themselves

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Killed the Wellie Bin

You ok though sweet cheeks? And any little passenger you may have had on board?

Thanks Miss A no other passengers on board

I have hurt my thumb and bumped my head.

The Wheelie bin is a write off though and I've spent the last 10 minutes crying because Im 38 and I don't know where Wheelie bins come from

When you buy a house they are just there

Awwwwww knitter I

you xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Killed the Wellie Bin

You ok though sweet cheeks? And any little passenger you may have had on board?

Thanks Miss A no other passengers on board

I have hurt my thumb and bumped my head.

The Wheelie bin is a write off though and I've spent the last 10 minutes crying because Im 38 and I don't know where Wheelie bins come from

When you buy a house they are just there

How fast did you hit a bin to bang your head!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wheelie bins are the skinheads of the refuse collection community.

Who hasn't been chased down the street by one on a windy night?

Bastards!

Hahaha that reminds me of when I lived in a holiday bungalow by the sea. The wind used to blow up the alley n it sounded like a wellie bin. So I used to tell the kids when they were scarced that it was the wellie bin fiend stealing the bins.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Killed the Wellie Bin

You ok though sweet cheeks? And any little passenger you may have had on board?

Thanks Miss A no other passengers on board

I have hurt my thumb and bumped my head.

The Wheelie bin is a write off though and I've spent the last 10 minutes crying because Im 38 and I don't know where Wheelie bins come from

When you buy a house they are just there

Awwwwww knitter I

you xxx"

You too Pretty

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple over a year ago

Halifax

"Killed the Wellie Bin

You ok though sweet cheeks? And any little passenger you may have had on board?

Thanks Miss A no other passengers on board

I have hurt my thumb and bumped my head.

The Wheelie bin is a write off though and I've spent the last 10 minutes crying because Im 38 and I don't know where Wheelie bins come from

When you buy a house they are just there

Aww hugs knitter,the council will give you another if you call them and tell them i said they have to xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Killed the Wellie Bin

You ok though sweet cheeks? And any little passenger you may have had on board?

Thanks Miss A no other passengers on board

I have hurt my thumb and bumped my head.

The Wheelie bin is a write off though and I've spent the last 10 minutes crying because Im 38 and I don't know where Wheelie bins come from

When you buy a house they are just there

How fast did you hit a bin to bang your head!?"

Not fast but I panicked and slammed on the brakes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Killed the Wellie Bin

You ok though sweet cheeks? And any little passenger you may have had on board?

Thanks Miss A no other passengers on board

I have hurt my thumb and bumped my head.

The Wheelie bin is a write off though and I've spent the last 10 minutes crying because Im 38 and I don't know where Wheelie bins come from

When you buy a house they are just there

Aww hugs knitter,the council will give you another if you call them and tell them i said they have to xx"

New 180 litre black refuse bin on route. The lady laughed her arse off

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple over a year ago

Halifax

"Killed the Wellie Bin

You ok though sweet cheeks? And any little passenger you may have had on board?

Thanks Miss A no other passengers on board

I have hurt my thumb and bumped my head.

The Wheelie bin is a write off though and I've spent the last 10 minutes crying because Im 38 and I don't know where Wheelie bins come from

When you buy a house they are just there

Aww hugs knitter,the council will give you another if you call them and tell them i said they have to xx

New 180 litre black refuse bin on route. The lady laughed her arse off

You probably made her day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thanks All I really okay.

You'd actually be surprised how often these things happen I am infact an terrible driver

Looks like we will have to travel to you knitter .

Should be easy to find though .....

The only house without a wheelie bin outside

On a serious note , hope you're ok , and hugs from us both

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thanks All I really okay.

You'd actually be surprised how often these things happen I am infact an terrible driver

Looks like we will have to travel to you knitter .

Should be easy to find though .....

The only house without a wheelie bin outside

On a serious note , hope you're ok , and hugs from us both

Probably best

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

How much does a new bin cost then just out of interest?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How much does a new bin cost then just out of interest?"

The lady is replacing it free of charge as the bin man should have put it somewhere safe and not behind my car.

Plus she also laughed her butt off when I explained that I had killed my Wheelie bin

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

I'm assuming you're alright knitter?

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Bloody wellie bins coming over here, attacking our cars! They need flogging! Hangings too good for em

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Cookies on way to Knitter!!

You ok now lovely? You sorted a new bin with your local council?

Huggles xx

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By *uerido55Man over a year ago

Manchester

"Hope your head and thumb feel better soon. Your Local Authority can supply a new one - many charge for it though. Poor you, have a chill out morning if you can.

Sarah

P.S many years ago I reversed into my ex's prized car and badly dented it.

My sister in law accidentally reversed her hubby's new company car into his boss's new company car when she didn't have quite enough space to park her car!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh dear!! Let me kiss your thumb better!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm assuming you're alright knitter? "

Thanks Sophie I'm good now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bloody wellie bins coming over here, attacking our cars! They need flogging! Hangings too good for em

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cookies on way to Knitter!!

You ok now lovely? You sorted a new bin with your local council?

Huggles xx"

**nom nom nom**

Fank ou muchly

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hope your head and thumb feel better soon. Your Local Authority can supply a new one - many charge for it though. Poor you, have a chill out morning if you can.

Sarah

P.S many years ago I reversed into my ex's prized car and badly dented it.

My sister in law accidentally reversed her hubby's new company car into his boss's new company car when she didn't have quite enough space to park her car!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh dear!! Let me kiss your thumb better!

Yes please and the bump on my head.

Actually I think I have more injuries than I realised Im starting to hurt everywhere

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We're they European bins? Send them back now! Haha

My favorite joke is the Chinese man and the wheelie bin joke, so they have served a purpose!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh dear!! Let me kiss your thumb better!

Yes please and the bump on my head.

Actually I think I have more injuries than I realised Im starting to hurt everywhere

I forgot to say "Start by...."

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We're they European bins? Send them back now! Haha

My favorite joke is the Chinese man and the wheelie bin joke, so they have served a purpose!

Whats the joke ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh dear!! Let me kiss your thumb better!

Yes please and the bump on my head.

Actually I think I have more injuries than I realised Im starting to hurt everywhere

I forgot to say "Start by....""

Better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aw poor knitter, here have some cake, it's your favorite too

How's the thumb now, does it need more kisses to ease the pain... amongst other places too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh blimmey Charlie what are you like

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ive just gotten home the bin is all broken in the corner of the driveway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Killed the Wellie Bin

You ok though sweet cheeks? And any little passenger you may have had on board?

Thanks Miss A no other passengers on board

I have hurt my thumb and bumped my head.

The Wheelie bin is a write off though and I've spent the last 10 minutes crying because Im 38 and I don't know where Wheelie bins come from

When you buy a house they are just there

Ring council they may charge you for a new one tho

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ive just gotten home the bin is all broken in the corner of the driveway

Ring the council and say it was at the end of your drive and you found it like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Sorted today they were very nice and replacement is on route

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Bloody wellie bins coming over here, attacking our cars! They need flogging! Hangings too good for em

'Sno laughing matter! It's all part of an EU plot along with chemtrails and that agent Orange geezer! Obama bin Laden. It's code for attack of the Wellie bins! Kick em aht I say! Kick the wellie bins aht nah!

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