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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Questions to be resolved today by our pm
1. Can I still play the euro lottery
2. Have I got to give back my eu flag
3. How much redundancy pay will my poor old mep get
4 now the issue of in out in out is resolved will the song hokey kokey change to just shake it all about
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Will I open the curtains this morning and see a post apocalyptic scene?
Can we start growing wonkey carrots and buy odd sized onions again?
Does my bum look big in this?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't go on the Channel tunnel today, the UK anchor has been drawn up and the tunnel will snap as we drift off into the Atlantic."
Hopefully to warmer weather |
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"Don't go on the Channel tunnel today, the UK anchor has been drawn up and the tunnel will snap as we drift off into the Atlantic.
Hopefully to warmer weather "
Depends on your outlook, either to be hit be an iceberg or to come to rest as an extra Canary Island |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Vote for me to be the new PM! I know nothing about politics and I'm not a good liar either so I would be perfect for the job.
Not being a good liar is going to hamper your progress "
My policies might win people over that and the low cut tops, short skirts and killer heels! Besides it's not winning that counts it's taking part |
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"Vote for me to be the new PM! I know nothing about politics and I'm not a good liar either so I would be perfect for the job.
Not being a good liar is going to hamper your progress
My policies might win people over that and the low cut tops, short skirts and killer heels! Besides it's not winning that counts it's taking part "
When can you start ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Vote for me to be the new PM! I know nothing about politics and I'm not a good liar either so I would be perfect for the job.
Not being a good liar is going to hamper your progress
My policies might win people over that and the low cut tops, short skirts and killer heels! Besides it's not winning that counts it's taking part "
low cut tops, short skirts that's got me vote, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Vote for me to be the new PM! I know nothing about politics and I'm not a good liar either so I would be perfect for the job.
Not being a good liar is going to hamper your progress
My policies might win people over that and the low cut tops, short skirts and killer heels! Besides it's not winning that counts it's taking part
When can you start ? "
Straight after number 10 has been fumigated and the hot tubs and pool have been installed |
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"Questions to be resolved today by our pm
1. Can I still play the euro lottery
2. Have I got to give back my eu flag
3. How much redundancy pay will my poor old mep get
4 now the issue of in out in out is resolved will the song hokey kokey change to just shake it all about
Anyone want to add to the list "
Can i still get kronenbourg |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What about Danish Bacon?! 
That's it
Airport here I come
And will i still be able to shop in IKEA? "
IKEA will be bought out by a British carpenter called Bob
The stuff will be the same but will be 3 times the price |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What about Danish Bacon?!
That's it
Airport here I come
And will i still be able to shop in IKEA?
IKEA will be bought out by a British carpenter called Bob
The stuff will be the same but will be 3 times the price "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am in Poland as this moment in time. If I wanted to bring back a Polish beauty, would I have to pay import duty?
She'll make you pay for the rest of your life."
Lol! That's the best one yet...because it's true! |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"Can I now buy those dodgy French Letters, I mean condoms without the CE mark on the back from Dave in the pub? "
As Dave has been told he can't sign in for three months... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this the last euros england will be in? lol."
Shag,we're still in Europe. We haven't become a continent of our own
On another note,I walked past a group of African ladies outside the school today-all chattering loudly. One of them called me over and asked if they would still be able to travel to France now we have left the EU. I explained that before we joined the EU we got a visa and that is what will happen again,if we do have travel restrictions. She beamed a broad grin,flung an accusatory finger at her friend and shouted "I TOLD YOU!" And laughed very loudly whilst clapping her hands. It made me smile. |
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Cornettos will be rebranded as Cornets, a more British sounding name.
Will flights to Europe take longer, to give us enough time to buy duty free?
And will we be free to set our clocks at whatever time we choose?
When we cut down on the bit of EU red tape, will we replace it with far more union flag coloured tape for good measure?
And when we drive into Europe, can we please refuse to change over to driving on the right, now that we're out of their bureaucratic nightmare of a club, with silly rules. |
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