My new girlfriend

By *olgate OP Man over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

My new girlfriend is totally breathtaking. I knew I should have bought the pump as well.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My new girlfriend is totally breathtaking. I knew I should have bought the pump as well."

You should have got the only fools and hourses version

By *olgate OP Man over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Off of dirty Barry? No chance!