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By *odareyou OP Man
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
In Japanese and Chinese language a different tone to the same word can change it's meaning., I believe ladies do this as well guys just need to tune into the subtle changes ..
yes ..can mean yes, whilst also meaning...
get the fuck away I'm busy or....
I've told you a dozen times already are you dumb. !!
Maybe ... Means you're totally wrong, don't do anything
You're right ... Means you're wrong but you need to ask what you're doing wrong
No can mean yes especially near birthdays and Christmas(ie do you want a diamond necklace .. no...it's too expensive...meaning yes please.)
No can mean don't do anything, You're too stupid to know what you've just said or done.
I'm sorry... means you've won the argument but you're going to be sorry.later.
Guys help fill in the dictionary.. remember it's fun unless Mrs rugby says it's not then it's really not !!  |
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How about man speak dictionary too.
"I'm stopping at the pub with my mate for a quick one after work" = "I'm going on an all night bender with five men I've never met before and will arrive home at 6 am with a traffic cone and a cheesy chip wrap, tell you I love you, fall asleep fully clothed and swear blind you were talked you in to it". |
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OP do you really want to bet your future on no can mean yes?
Always assume that no means no - put a female you care about in a room with a tipsy guy who is behaving by your rules, a man who is bigger, stronger and perhaps nastier than the guys in your head when thinking out these jokey rules.
Not a fun or funny image.
Sorry to be a downer but we should never joke that no doesn't always mean no. Never. |
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over a year ago
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I've learned that If you ask "Are you ok" and the response is "I'm fine" that generally means "if you don't work out what's wrong with me soon there will be hell to pay!"
The word "fine" is never good! And that's with either Male or Female!   |
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By *odareyou OP Man
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"OP do you really want to bet your future on no can mean yes?
Always assume that no means no - put a female you care about in a room with a tipsy guy who is behaving by your rules, a man who is bigger, stronger and perhaps nastier than the guys in your head when thinking out these jokey rules.
Not a fun or funny image.
Sorry to be a downer but we should never joke that no doesn't always mean no. Never."
No diamond necklace for you, understood 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fine" is a dangerous response, ticking away like an unexploded bomb of penthouse up fury. My old boss said is was an acronym for "Fucked up, Insecure, Neurotic and Emotional".
Sometimes, as a fellow fab friend and I mused on the way out for supper last night, we say it as code for "please don't ask me how I am right now, I have yet to assimilate the lunatic chick logic thoughts in my head and would rather only have to discuss them once I can do do without screaming like a banshee and appearing to be insane". General rule when getting "fine" as an answer, is back away, change the subject, make her a cuppa or (if said with particular menace) pour her a glass of wine and hide. |
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"I've learned that If you ask "Are you ok" and the response is "I'm fine" that generally means "if you don't work out what's wrong with me soon there will be hell to pay!"
The word "fine" is never good! And that's with either Male or Female! "
Good point!
The only situation I can imagine where the word 'fine' is used correctly is
'It's a fine day outside' or 'Damn! I've just been clocked doing 30 in 40mph zone! Its a fine day!'  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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""Fine" is a dangerous response, ticking away like an unexploded bomb of penthouse up fury. My old boss said is was an acronym for "Fucked up, Insecure, Neurotic and Emotional".
Sometimes, as a fellow fab friend and I mused on the way out for supper last night, we say it as code for "please don't ask me how I am right now, I have yet to assimilate the lunatic chick logic thoughts in my head and would rather only have to discuss them once I can do do without screaming like a banshee and appearing to be insane". General rule when getting "fine" as an answer, is back away, change the subject, make her a cuppa or (if said with particular menace) pour her a glass of wine and hide. "
Clearly "pent up fury" - autocorrect is either indicating I am seeking a posh apartment or retro porn mag. I'll let you decide which! Thanks Auto Carrot  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you think that's the best way of doing it....."
Translates as :-
It's not the best way of doing it & im waiting to pounce & tell you so when it all goes tits up  |
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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago
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Fine - the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
Five minutes - means an hour. also applies to blokes coming home from the pub
Nothing. - its usually something. if used in an argument, it is usually followed up by 'fine'....
Go ahead. - this is a dare, not permission. FFS don't do whatever it is made her say it!!
Wow. - no she isn't impressed by something you've said or done.. she just cannot believe anyone can be that stupid.
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
NW London |
No Honestly, I really don't expect anything for my Birthday/Christmas.
In women speak this translates as "You'd better well get me something and put some thought/cash into it if you truly value having your balls between your legs and not on the mantlepiece" |
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"Being nice to a man. Im always nice yesterday someone said i was being to nice and it unerved them so i will just be a grumpy twat
Thats better Diamondsmiles...
Grump away your name is brilliant"
Why thank you madam!  |
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"No Honestly, I really don't expect anything for my Birthday/Christmas.
In women speak this translates as "You'd better well get me something and put some thought/cash into it if you truly value having your balls between your legs and not on the mantlepiece""
27 million Brownie points for a good present!
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""Fine" is a dangerous response, ticking away like an unexploded bomb of penthouse up fury. My old boss said is was an acronym for "Fucked up, Insecure, Neurotic and Emotional".
Sometimes, as a fellow fab friend and I mused on the way out for supper last night, we say it as code for "please don't ask me how I am right now, I have yet to assimilate the lunatic chick logic thoughts in my head and would rather only have to discuss them once I can do do without screaming like a banshee and appearing to be insane". General rule when getting "fine" as an answer, is back away, change the subject, make her a cuppa or (if said with particular menace) pour her a glass of wine and hide. "
Yes do not press the issue or poke with sharp stick - the pin has been pulled on this particular grenade and I may lose my grip at any minute! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fine - the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
Five minutes - means an hour. also applies to blokes coming home from the pub
Nothing. - its usually something. if used in an argument, it is usually followed up by 'fine'....
Go ahead. - this is a dare, not permission. FFS don't do whatever it is made her say it!!
Wow. - no she isn't impressed by something you've said or done.. she just cannot believe anyone can be that stupid.
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
NW London |
She says "just getting ready won't be long"
She means "At least forty five minutes. Got to change her mind about her outfit at least three times, do her make up, sing into hairbrush, put perfume on them try on every pair of shoes that she owns" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can we go to the flower show?
Means
We are going to the flower show
I know you don't want to
I know your team are on sky
Quite frankly I don't give a flying fuck
You are coming mans you WILL love it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dont say these too close.
Are you done getting ready yet?
Is it that time of the month again?
You are a splitting image of your mother!
My ex makes the best apple pie ever!
Are you pregnant ?
Is that what you're wearing?
Yes, that dress makes you look a little on the curvy side.
Just relax!
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"Dont say these too close.
Are you done getting ready yet?
Is it that time of the month again?
You are a splitting image of your mother!
My ex makes the best apple pie ever!
Are you pregnant ?
Is that what you're wearing?
Yes, that dress makes you look a little on the curvy side.
Just relax!
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Oh you know how to infuriate women don;t you lol!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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""If you think that's the best way of doing it....."
Translates as :-
It's not the best way of doing it & im waiting to pounce & tell you so when it all goes tits up "
Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The animal of woman is physically unable to speak the words "have I put some weight on?" so they employ a much more psychologically challenging "does my bum look big in this?". This is deflecting the possibility of an affirmative reply to an offensive garment.
Men, you should NEVER...EVER answer in the affirmative... irrespective of what scales are saying. |
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By *odareyou OP Man
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"Oh and NEVER EVER poke her whilst snuggling in bed and say "ooooh, squishy bits". Yes. He did!!! "
Clearly a guy who needs this thread..
That's perfect..... Meaning leave it alone and I'll sort out the pigs ear you've made of it..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dont say these too close.
Are you done getting ready yet?
Is it that time of the month again?
You are a splitting image of your mother!
My ex makes the best apple pie ever!
Are you pregnant ?
Is that what you're wearing?
Yes, that dress makes you look a little on the curvy side.
Just relax!
Oh you know how to infuriate women don;t you lol! "
Bugger off you....you're too far anyways |
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"Dont say these too close.
Are you done getting ready yet?
Is it that time of the month again?
You are a splitting image of your mother!
My ex makes the best apple pie ever!
Are you pregnant ?
Is that what you're wearing?
Yes, that dress makes you look a little on the curvy side.
Just relax!
Oh you know how to infuriate women don;t you lol!
Bugger off you....you're too far anyways "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In Japanese and Chinese language a different tone to the same word can change it's meaning., I believe ladies do this as well guys just need to tune into the subtle changes ..
yes ..can mean yes, whilst also meaning...
get the fuck away I'm busy or....
I've told you a dozen times already are you dumb. !!
Maybe ... Means you're totally wrong, don't do anything
You're right ... Means you're wrong but you need to ask what you're doing wrong
No can mean yes especially near birthdays and Christmas(ie do you want a diamond necklace .. no...it's too expensive...meaning yes please.)
No can mean don't do anything, You're too stupid to know what you've just said or done.
I'm sorry... means you've won the argument but you're going to be sorry.later.
Guys help fill in the dictionary.. remember it's fun unless Mrs rugby says it's not then it's really not !! "
Once you have done that, they will have cottonseed to it and change again. Women are to be idolized by us, also confuse the he'll out of us  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In Japanese and Chinese language a different tone to the same word can change it's meaning., I believe ladies do this as well guys just need to tune into the subtle changes ..
yes ..can mean yes, whilst also meaning...
get the fuck away I'm busy or....
I've told you a dozen times already are you dumb. !!
Maybe ... Means you're totally wrong, don't do anything
You're right ... Means you're wrong but you need to ask what you're doing wrong
No can mean yes especially near birthdays and Christmas(ie do you want a diamond necklace .. no...it's too expensive...meaning yes please.)
No can mean don't do anything, You're too stupid to know what you've just said or done.
I'm sorry... means you've won the argument but you're going to be sorry.later.
Guys help fill in the dictionary.. remember it's fun unless Mrs rugby says it's not then it's really not !! "
It will never happen. You will never understand. |
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