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Erm...well as the title suggests.
The weirdest thing I've ever had inside me...was a screwdriver...sharp end..lube..japs eye. Ouch.
Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Three days pissing razor blades (figuratively..i'm not that mad) proved it wasn't.
Anyone beat that? |
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"Erm...well as the title suggests.
The weirdest thing I've ever had inside me...was a screwdriver...sharp end..lube..japs eye. Ouch.
Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Three days pissing razor blades (figuratively..i'm not that mad) proved it wasn't.
Anyone beat that?"
Was it a Phillips or a flat head? |
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"Erm...well as the title suggests.
The weirdest thing I've ever had inside me...was a screwdriver...sharp end..lube..japs eye. Ouch.
Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Three days pissing razor blades (figuratively..i'm not that mad) proved it wasn't.
Anyone beat that?
Was it a Phillips or a flat head?"
Cross head. NO 3 Pozidrive if that paints a picture. Quite thick.  |
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"Erm...well as the title suggests.
The weirdest thing I've ever had inside me...was a screwdriver...sharp end..lube..japs eye. Ouch.
Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Three days pissing razor blades (figuratively..i'm not that mad) proved it wasn't.
Anyone beat that?
Was it a Phillips or a flat head?
Cross head. NO 3 Pozidrive if that paints a picture. Quite thick. "
Sufferin' succotash. OP......I salute you. |
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"Erm...well as the title suggests.
The weirdest thing I've ever had inside me...was a screwdriver...sharp end..lube..japs eye. Ouch.
Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Three days pissing razor blades (figuratively..i'm not that mad) proved it wasn't.
Anyone beat that?
Was it a Phillips or a flat head?
Cross head. NO 3 Pozidrive if that paints a picture. Quite thick. "
na probably just an error in judgement.. |
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"A freezer. I got my tongue stuck on it - don't ask! 
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I decided to use my tongue and got it firmly frozen. You know how some people kiss, rim or do other things with their tongues? Mine was 'other'. |
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"Erm...well as the title suggests.
The weirdest thing I've ever had inside me...was a screwdriver...sharp end..lube..japs eye. Ouch.
Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Three days pissing razor blades (figuratively..i'm not that mad) proved it wasn't.
Anyone beat that?"
Well done! urethral stricture on its way! Enjoy! |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"Erm...well as the title suggests.
The weirdest thing I've ever had inside me...was a screwdriver...sharp end..lube..japs eye. Ouch.
Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Three days pissing razor blades (figuratively..i'm not that mad) proved it wasn't.
Anyone beat that?"
There are easier ways to get a Prince Albert |
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"Erm...well as the title suggests.
The weirdest thing I've ever had inside me...was a screwdriver...sharp end..lube..japs eye. Ouch.
Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Three days pissing razor blades (figuratively..i'm not that mad) proved it wasn't.
Anyone beat that?
Was it a Phillips or a flat head?"
Lmfao best thing I've read in ages  |
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"A bullet... Not recommended
Difficult to beat that...that's what you call unsolicited penetration ??"
Yep, no protection either. no lasting damage (for me anyway) and the doc did a great job, scar is barely noticeable |
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