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Unicorns Pfft! I've got me an Alicorn!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just been informed by my five year old that an Alicorn has a horn and wings.
I thought. Yep got me one of those.
Is this the new superleague of Unicorns?
Single bi female. With the added bonus of a great figure, sparkling personality, pretty looks and a cracking rack. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Can you still get a file from the chemist?"
The Arabic chemists on Edgewsre Road London will quite happily sell you anything they have if you have the cash. No questions asked. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Twirls in, executes a dainty curtsey and jiggles back out again. 
Get a room you two.....  "
We have cosy little tent for Swingfields. Apparently with fairy lights.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just been informed by my five year old that an Alicorn has a horn and wings.
I thought. Yep got me one of those.
Is this the new superleague of Unicorns?
Single bi female. With the added bonus of a great figure, sparkling personality, pretty looks and a cracking rack. "
Ahhhh thats so sweet  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just been informed by my five year old that an Alicorn has a horn and wings.
I thought. Yep got me one of those.
Is this the new superleague of Unicorns?
Single bi female. With the added bonus of a great figure, sparkling personality, pretty looks and a cracking rack.
Ahhhh thats so sweet "
In a Sir David Attenborough voice. " in the distance you see a very rare sight. Two Alicorns chatting and generally twirling majestically across the plain" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just been informed by my five year old that an Alicorn has a horn and wings.
I thought. Yep got me one of those.
Is this the new superleague of Unicorns?
Single bi female. With the added bonus of a great figure, sparkling personality, pretty looks and a cracking rack.
Ahhhh thats so sweet
In a Sir David Attenborough voice. " in the distance you see a very rare sight. Two Alicorns chatting and generally twirling majestically across the plain""
Have you put something funny in your protein shake this morning dear? Nutjob. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just been informed by my five year old that an Alicorn has a horn and wings.
I thought. Yep got me one of those.
Is this the new superleague of Unicorns?
Single bi female. With the added bonus of a great figure, sparkling personality, pretty looks and a cracking rack.
Ahhhh thats so sweet
In a Sir David Attenborough voice. " in the distance you see a very rare sight. Two Alicorns chatting and generally twirling majestically across the plain"
Have you put something funny in your protein shake this morning dear? Nutjob. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just been informed by my five year old that an Alicorn has a horn and wings.
I thought. Yep got me one of those.
Is this the new superleague of Unicorns?
Single bi female. With the added bonus of a great figure, sparkling personality, pretty looks and a cracking rack.
Ahhhh thats so sweet
In a Sir David Attenborough voice. " in the distance you see a very rare sight. Two Alicorns chatting and generally twirling majestically across the plain"
Have you put something funny in your protein shake this morning dear? Nutjob. "
Yeah, anyone who'd writes something in a David Attenborough style must be a nutjob  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whats with all the voices boys it confusing 
Im a seal
Navy seal?"
They are American
Im British Elite Special Forces
You're welcome
**Skips off in camouflage uniform** |
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