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over a year ago
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Will a few crap jokes help?
My wife said she’s leaving me because of my obsession with American sitcoms
Happy Days.
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I've decided to give up sexual innuendos for Lent.
It's so hard.
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Why doesn't Mike Tyson play Playstations?
He's an Xboxer |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will a few crap jokes help?
My wife said she’s leaving me because of my obsession with American sitcoms
Happy Days.
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I've decided to give up sexual innuendos for Lent.
It's so hard.
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Why doesn't Mike Tyson play Playstations?
He's an Xboxer "
lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What's up with your bike, maybe we can come up with an easy fix between us or a handy mechanic may be on hand to pop round and tinker with your back box
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What's up with your bike, maybe we can come up with an easy fix between us or a handy mechanic may be on hand to pop round and tinker with your back box
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The front brake is on the blink it makes a terrible grinding sound, I've taken the back box off lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What's up with your bike, maybe we can come up with an easy fix between us or a handy mechanic may be on hand to pop round and tinker with your back box
The front brake is on the blink it makes a terrible grinding sound, I've taken the back box off lol"
Sounds like it just needs new brake pads, it's a ten minute job, won't cost much to get done  |
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"What's up with your bike, maybe we can come up with an easy fix between us or a handy mechanic may be on hand to pop round and tinker with your back box
The front brake is on the blink it makes a terrible grinding sound, I've taken the
back box off lol"
Needs new brake pads |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What's up with your bike, maybe we can come up with an easy fix between us or a handy mechanic may be on hand to pop round and tinker with your back box
The front brake is on the blink it makes a terrible grinding sound, I've taken the back box off lol
Sounds like it just needs new brake pads, it's a ten minute job, won't cost much to get done "
I'll have to go chat up the local mechanic, no good me trying to do it lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why don't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're extinct 
 Everytime.
Because its funnyyyyyyyyyy
I know a good one about Batman "
Oh yeah? where did you hear that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why don't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're extinct
Everytime.
Because its funnyyyyyyyyyy
I know a good one about Batman
Oh yeah? where did you hear that?"
From a cutie who is secretly a little naughty |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why don't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're extinct
Everytime.
Because its funnyyyyyyyyyy
I know a good one about Batman
Oh yeah? where did you hear that?
From a cutie who is secretly a little naughty "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What's up with your bike, maybe we can come up with an easy fix between us or a handy mechanic may be on hand to pop round and tinker with your back box
The front brake is on the blink it makes a terrible grinding sound, I've taken the back box off lol
Sounds like it just needs new brake pads, it's a ten minute job, won't cost much to get done
I'll have to go chat up the local mechanic, no good me trying to do it lol "
It'll only cost about 40-50 quid, it's an easy job and the pads are quite cheap too. You've got me in the mood now, I'm off out for a ride on mine. Chin up |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
My girlfriend said she's breaking up with me because of my obsession with the monkees... I thought she was joking....
And Then I saw her face, |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
My dog used to chase people on a bike... It got so bad I had to take his bike away...
Here about the kid that was sent home from school for swearing, his mum told his dad when he came home ....dad goes upstairs and starts to talk to his lad...what did you say ? Kid says I used the c word .. that's not clever is it says the dad no says the kid it was Cu*t.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My dog used to chase people on a bike... It got so bad I had to take his bike away...
Here about the kid that was sent home from school for swearing, his mum told his dad when he came home ....dad goes upstairs and starts to talk to his lad...what did you say ? Kid says I used the c word .. that's not clever is it says the dad no says the kid it was Cu*t.."
He he he |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"What's up with the bike?
The front brake makes a grinding sound, my FB says not to ride till its sorted and it's a while to payday  "
sounds like brake pads need replacing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What's up with the bike?
The front brake makes a grinding sound, my FB says not to ride till its sorted and it's a while to payday sounds like brake pads need replacing"
My lad has just checked them and said they are balder than a badger lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My meet cancelled for tonight too if it's any consolation
I know nothing about bikes but hope it's sorted soon
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Thank you sweetie, I hope it's fixed as well was planning to go see FB on it lol |
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