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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So sexy people of fab, I'm feeling pretty low have been for some time,
Can any of you make me giggle for a change? Remarks, comments, jokes anything???   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I could drop my pants, normally works but if you piss yourself don't blame me 
Wondered why you had no pics on show "
Couldn't get the camera to zoom in enough  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I could drop my pants, normally works but if you piss yourself don't blame me
Wondered why you had no pics on show
Couldn't get the camera to zoom in enough "
I may need to help I'm not talking with the camera zoom either  |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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hugs,,it still around the full moon and the energies are chaotic what with solstice as well..hopefully you'll soon feel brighter and more like yourself xx
twinkle twinkle little star , how i wonder what you are, up above the world so high, like a diamond in the sky, twinkle, twinkle little star how i wonder, what you are xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I could drop my pants, normally works but if you piss yourself don't blame me
Wondered why you had no pics on show
Couldn't get the camera to zoom in enough
I may need to help I'm not talking with the camera zoom either "
I need all the help I can get lol
And I am sure you have just what it takes to help |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I went to the zoo the other day, the place was completely empty apart from one little dog in a cage...............
It was a shih tzu. "
Hehe Haha you tried bless u xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I went to the zoo the other day, the place was completely empty apart from one little dog in a cage...............
It was a shih tzu.
Hehe Haha you tried bless u xx "
Sorry  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I went to the zoo the other day, the place was completely empty apart from one little dog in a cage...............
It was a shih tzu.
Hehe Haha you tried bless u xx
Sorry "
Trial and error don't be sorry xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I went to the zoo the other day, the place was completely empty apart from one little dog in a cage...............
It was a shih tzu.
Hehe Haha you tried bless u xx
Sorry
Trial and error don't be sorry xx"
That all I have apart from the offer of a ride of my bike, it often cheers me up |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thank you for all the hugs guys I love snugly cuddles,
As for the Seal costume maybe I can get in it with you?
Plenty of room, or ask Knitter if you can borrow hers and we can be a double act "
This sounds interesting x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ah Google is your friend OP .. Just Googled 'crap jokes' and the following popped up ..
Q. Where do you go to weigh a whale?
A: A whale weigh station.
I phoned the Weak Bladder Helpline about my problem. It's 1p a minute.
I bought a new SatNav it's really good,,,
Yesterday I drove past a Zoo and it said Bear Left .....
Now that's clever !
I got work this morning to find a lump of Plasticine on my desk.
I don't know what to make of it.
Q What happened to the guy who assaulted the laughing psychic?
A He was arrested for striking a happy medium.
I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper.
I only intended to rough him up a bit.
Murphy said to Paddy, "what the f@#k are you doing talking into envelope",
Paddy said "I'm sending a voice mail you thick b@$t@rd"!
I don't know why I even bother having a smartphone anymore.
It spends so much time on charge, you might as well call it a land-line.
Q: What go's peck peck Bang, peck peck Bang...?
A: A flock of chickens in a mine field
Knock knock.
Who's there.
Doorbell repair man.
Last night I dreamed I was the author of Lord of the Rings...
I was Tolkien in my sleep.
Did you hear about the Italian chef?
He pasta away!
Q: Why have elephants got big ears?
A: Cos' Noddy won't pay the ransom!
Q. What's Santas favourite pizza?
A: It has to be "deep and crisp and even"
I rang up BT and said: "I want to report a nuisance caller".
She said: "Not you again".
A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt .................
Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche...
Are 'Walkers' crisps for zombies?
Q. What would you get if you crossed an elephant with a fish?
A. Swimming trunks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thank you for all the hugs guys I love snugly cuddles,
As for the Seal costume maybe I can get in it with you?
Plenty of room, or ask Knitter if you can borrow hers and we can be a double act
This sounds interesting x "
You can borrow mine hun Im still pretending to be a Unicorn (only cause I superglued the strap on to my head and cant get it off) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ah Google is your friend OP .. Just Googled 'crap jokes' and the following popped up ..
Q. Where do you go to weigh a whale?
A: A whale weigh station.
I phoned the Weak Bladder Helpline about my problem. It's 1p a minute.
I bought a new SatNav it's really good,,,
Yesterday I drove past a Zoo and it said Bear Left .....
Now that's clever !
I got work this morning to find a lump of Plasticine on my desk.
I don't know what to make of it.
Q What happened to the guy who assaulted the laughing psychic?
A He was arrested for striking a happy medium.
I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper.
I only intended to rough him up a bit.
Murphy said to Paddy, "what the f@#k are you doing talking into envelope",
Paddy said "I'm sending a voice mail you thick b@$t@rd"!
I don't know why I even bother having a smartphone anymore.
It spends so much time on charge, you might as well call it a land-line.
Q: What go's peck peck Bang, peck peck Bang...?
A: A flock of chickens in a mine field
Knock knock.
Who's there.
Doorbell repair man.
Last night I dreamed I was the author of Lord of the Rings...
I was Tolkien in my sleep.
Did you hear about the Italian chef?
He pasta away!
Q: Why have elephants got big ears?
A: Cos' Noddy won't pay the ransom!
Q. What's Santas favourite pizza?
A: It has to be "deep and crisp and even"
I rang up BT and said: "I want to report a nuisance caller".
She said: "Not you again".
A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt .................
Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche...
Are 'Walkers' crisps for zombies?
Q. What would you get if you crossed an elephant with a fish?
A. Swimming trunks"
A few of those did put a smile on my face... Thank you sweetie big sloppy kisses sent your way x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thank you for all the hugs guys I love snugly cuddles,
As for the Seal costume maybe I can get in it with you?
Plenty of room, or ask Knitter if you can borrow hers and we can be a double act
This sounds interesting x
You can borrow mine hun Im still pretending to be a Unicorn (only cause I superglued the strap on to my head and cant get it off)"
Is that also an invite to sit in your head? I do have the biggest smile right now lol |
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"Thank you for all the hugs guys I love snugly cuddles,
As for the Seal costume maybe I can get in it with you?
Plenty of room, or ask Knitter if you can borrow hers and we can be a double act
This sounds interesting x
You can borrow mine hun Im still pretending to be a Unicorn (only cause I superglued the strap on to my head and cant get it off)
Is that also an invite to sit in your head? I do have the biggest smile right now lol "
Yay ..... Smiles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thank you for all the hugs guys I love snugly cuddles,
As for the Seal costume maybe I can get in it with you?
Plenty of room, or ask Knitter if you can borrow hers and we can be a double act
This sounds interesting x
You can borrow mine hun Im still pretending to be a Unicorn (only cause I superglued the strap on to my head and cant get it off)
Is that also an invite to sit in your head? I do have the biggest smile right now lol
Yay ..... Smiles"
Someone called me a knob head earlier its getting embarrasing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What's up with your bike, maybe we can come up with an easy fix between us or a handy mechanic may be on hand to pop round and tinker with your back box |
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By *arksMan
over a year ago
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Dwarf goes to the dr's and complains he gets sore balls every time it rains
doc says come back next time its wet
dwarf goes back and see's the dr, dr tells him to strip off and go behind the curtain.
Dr then tells the dwarf to return next time it rains
Dwarf goes back and says " doc you didnt touch me at all but my balls are no longer sore when it rains , was it a miracle cure ? "
Dr replies " no i just cut an inch off the top of your wellies " |
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"Go to you tube search cute kittens "
You know what, I've actually been looking on the various dogs and cats rehoming sites today, not to get one but just to make involuntary noises at the cutesy animals. It's worked wonders for me |
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"Go to you tube search cute kittens
You know what, I've actually been looking on the various dogs and cats rehoming sites today, not to get one but just to make involuntary noises at the cutesy animals. It's worked wonders for me "
Love this |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What has a good looking girl like you have too be down about? Cheer up woman it could be worse, you could be ginger!!!"
Thanks for that I was born ginger |
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"What has a good looking girl like you have too be down about? Cheer up woman it could be worse, you could be ginger!!!
Thanks for that I was born ginger "
Me too see it's not all that bad then is it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What has a good looking girl like you have too be down about? Cheer up woman it could be worse, you could be ginger!!!
Thanks for that I was born ginger
Me too see it's not all that bad then is it "
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