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It's always nice to know a 'friend' who has a professional skill
Maybe a fab contact list would be a good idea
Regional obviously
I'm a plumber
West mids |
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"I'm a wedding organiser so I doubt my services will be required much on fab maybe you could do divorces too ? Then you cover both  "
Actually being ex military Im trained in unarmed combat....could come in useful for the divorce services  |
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"I'm a taxidermist
But are you really though, or do you just like stuffing things?
I'm genuinely partial to good taxidermy.
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I know what you're thinking Knitter  and whilst I need a decent stuffing myself, I do have a small collection of stuffed animals |
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"I'm a taxidermist
But are you really though, or do you just like stuffing things?
I'm genuinely partial to good taxidermy.
I know what you're thinking Knitter and whilst I need a decent stuffing myself, I do have a small collection of stuffed animals"
Real ones ? |
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"I'm a taxidermist
But are you really though, or do you just like stuffing things?
I'm genuinely partial to good taxidermy.
I know what you're thinking Knitter and whilst I need a decent stuffing myself, I do have a small collection of stuffed animals
Real ones ?"
Yup, I have a little collection of ducklings all named after Roald Dahl characters |
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"I'm a taxidermist
But are you really though, or do you just like stuffing things?
I'm genuinely partial to good taxidermy.
I know what you're thinking Knitter and whilst I need a decent stuffing myself, I do have a small collection of stuffed animals"
No ones killing anyone else on my watch.
Although the French do call orgasm le petit mort don't they..? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm a taxidermist
But are you really though, or do you just like stuffing things?
I'm genuinely partial to good taxidermy.
I know what you're thinking Knitter and whilst I need a decent stuffing myself, I do have a small collection of stuffed animals
Real ones ?
Yup, I have a little collection of ducklings all named after Roald Dahl characters "
I still adore you but  |
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"I'm a taxidermist
But are you really though, or do you just like stuffing things?
I'm genuinely partial to good taxidermy.
I know what you're thinking Knitter and whilst I need a decent stuffing myself, I do have a small collection of stuffed animals
Real ones ?
Yup, I have a little collection of ducklings all named after Roald Dahl characters
I still adore you but "
Ive seen too many movies where them stuffed animals come to life, plus im personally not a fan of taxidermy, ivegot a 15 year old cat and cant imagine doing something like that to him  |
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"Yup, I have a little collection of ducklings all named after Roald Dahl characters
I still adore you but "
I only like ethical taxidermy, where the animal has died naturally. I have animals killed as trophies and mounted in the name of sport.
Anyway, sorry, went totally off topic, blame Colgate |
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"Yup, I have a little collection of ducklings all named after Roald Dahl characters
I still adore you but
I only like ethical taxidermy, where the animal has died naturally. I have animals killed as trophies and mounted in the name of sport.
Anyway, sorry, went totally off topic, blame Colgate "
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"Yup, I have a little collection of ducklings all named after Roald Dahl characters
I still adore you but
I only like ethical taxidermy, where the animal has died naturally. I have animals killed as trophies and mounted in the name of sport.
Anyway, sorry, went totally off topic, blame Colgate
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OMG ... I meant hate, not have. I could never own such a thing.
If anyone needs advice on the law, there are some aspects i can help out with |
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"Yup, I have a little collection of ducklings all named after Roald Dahl characters
I still adore you but
I only like ethical taxidermy, where the animal has died naturally. I have animals killed as trophies and mounted in the name of sport.
Anyway, sorry, went totally off topic, blame Colgate
OMG ... I meant hate, not have. I could never own such a thing.
If anyone needs advice on the law, there are some aspects i can help out with "
Is one Miss Adventure a copper  |
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"Yup, I have a little collection of ducklings all named after Roald Dahl characters
I still adore you but
I only like ethical taxidermy, where the animal has died naturally. I have animals killed as trophies and mounted in the name of sport.
Anyway, sorry, went totally off topic, blame Colgate
OMG ... I meant hate, not have. I could never own such a thing.
If anyone needs advice on the law, there are some aspects i can help out with
Is one Miss Adventure a copper "
Nope |
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A large part of my job is dealing with customer complaints, my co workers tell me that I have such a charming manner about me that I can tell a customer to fuck off in a way that would make them want to bake me a cake
Not that that's a very practical skill |
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"Yup, I have a little collection of ducklings all named after Roald Dahl characters
I still adore you but
I only like ethical taxidermy, where the animal has died naturally. I have animals killed as trophies and mounted in the name of sport.
Anyway, sorry, went totally off topic, blame Colgate
OMG ... I meant hate, not have. I could never own such a thing.
If anyone needs advice on the law, there are some aspects i can help out with
Is one Miss Adventure a copper
Nope "
Either a lawyer, or a well educated and vigilant civilian, that will be my last guess |
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"A large part of my job is dealing with customer complaints, my co workers tell me that I have such a charming manner about me that I can tell a customer to fuck off in a way that would make them want to bake me a cake
Not that that's a very practical skill "
Better than them hurling abuse at you, you must be very good to be able to do that  |
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"Great
So we have
A plumber
A sparky
A physiotherapist
And
A wanker
Fabulous skill set
I feel so safe now
You missed me "
I'm mortified
I'm so sorry
And I need a space station erecting
Are you any good at erections |
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"Great
So we have
A plumber
A sparky
A physiotherapist
And
A wanker
Fabulous skill set
I feel so safe now
You missed me
But didn't you get stuffed at some point?"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Great
So we have
A plumber
A sparky
A physiotherapist
And
A wanker
Fabulous skill set
I feel so safe now
You missed me
I'm mortified
I'm so sorry
And I need a space station erecting
Are you any good at erections "
Actually I have been know to erect things from time to time. Im very skilled |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Great
So we have
A plumber
A sparky
A physiotherapist
And
A wanker
Fabulous skill set
I feel so safe now
You missed me
I'm mortified
I'm so sorry
And I need a space station erecting
Are you any good at erections
Actually I have been know to erect things from time to time. Im very skilled "
On my way |
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"I work in a call centre but also doing my bachelors in forensic psychology
My favourite subject ever, mainly psychology as a whole but forensics is very interesting "
It is, I love it, I'm always found to be nose deep in a psychology book when I get the time |
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"I work in a call centre but also doing my bachelors in forensic psychology
My favourite subject ever, mainly psychology as a whole but forensics is very interesting
It is, I love it, I'm always found to be nose deep in a psychology book when I get the time "
I just see it as whats more interesting than studyingg the way us human beings work plus its opened my eyes on a lot of things and made me less judgemental or narrow minded |
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