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Nobody wants me..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't believe you! Nobody with a chest like that can be unwanted. You probably get folk in Tesco throwing themselves at you, as you walk confidently down the street the soundtrack of Staying Alive plays quietly in the background...you're THAT cool!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't believe you! Nobody with a chest like that can be unwanted. You probably get folk in Tesco throwing themselves at you, as you walk confidently down the street the soundtrack of Staying Alive plays quietly in the background...you're THAT cool!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have you got a really shit personality??"
Not really. Can be a bit of a dick, but so can anyone. Just lack confidence I guess. Aesthetically non pleasing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm going down the garden to eat worms..
Mind out for the slugs, they are a bit chewy
Aren't they! I never buy chewing gum now  "
Slugs! Ffs I was wondering what he was talking about. Chewy slags? Its all clear now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you got a really shit personality??
Not really. Can be a bit of a dick, but so can anyone. Just lack confidence I guess. Aesthetically non pleasing"
Oh,ugly face then 
I still might,if you were nice to me.
And didn't live in Scotland. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sympathy shags on the cards for you mate
You know about them Mothman?   I'm gonna open my window and squash the next moth that comes in just to show what a brave soldier I am  "
You know you won't |
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By *red438Man
over a year ago
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"Have you got a really shit personality??
Not really. Can be a bit of a dick, but so can anyone. Just lack confidence I guess. Aesthetically non pleasing
Oh,ugly face then
I still might,if you were nice to me.
And didn't live in Scotland."
I don't live in Scotland and I'm as ugly as fuck, and I'd buy you a bag of chips (that must count as being nice) any chance???  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sympathy shags on the cards for you mate
You know about them Mothman? I'm gonna open my window and squash the next moth that comes in just to show what a brave soldier I am
You know you won't "
Well maybe not open it . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have you got a really shit personality??
Not really. Can be a bit of a dick, but so can anyone. Just lack confidence I guess. Aesthetically non pleasing
Send me a pic, i bet your're fine. "
Face pics on profile now. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You're Scottish too! I love the Scottish accent!! If I had a £1 for every Scottish man I've fell into bed with, I'd have at least £4. Which isn't bad when you consider I'm Welsh and live in Wales! |
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