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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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E "Honestly these people who get d*unk
Ya will never see me with a hangover
(Only cause i hide away fa days )xx "
Ahem, I have leprosy not a hangover, you have to be nice to me, its the sodding law!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"EHonestly these people who get d*unk
Ya will never see me with a hangover
(Only cause i hide away fa days )xx
Ahem, I have leprosy not a hangover, you have to be nice to me, its the sodding law!!!! "
Well when ya fall ta bits then
Get someone ta parcel ya up and send ya ta me xx |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"EHonestly these people who get d*unk
Ya will never see me with a hangover
(Only cause i hide away fa days )xx
Ahem, I have leprosy not a hangover, you have to be nice to me, its the sodding law!!!! "
you have absolutely zero chance of sympathy from this lot!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"EHonestly these people who get d*unk
Ya will never see me with a hangover
(Only cause i hide away fa days )xx
Ahem, I have leprosy not a hangover, you have to be nice to me, its the sodding law!!!!
you have absolutely zero chance of sympathy from this lot!!!!!! "
And you should know pmsl xx |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"EHonestly these people who get d*unk
Ya will never see me with a hangover
(Only cause i hide away fa days )xx
Ahem, I have leprosy not a hangover, you have to be nice to me, its the sodding law!!!!
you have absolutely zero chance of sympathy from this lot!!!!!!
And you should know pmsl xx "
yep, I am speaking from experience!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"EHonestly these people who get d*unk
Ya will never see me with a hangover
(Only cause i hide away fa days )xx
Ahem, I have leprosy not a hangover, you have to be nice to me, its the sodding law!!!!
you have absolutely zero chance of sympathy from this lot!!!!!! "
I know, mean buggers, I'm gonna go to the next social and infect them all!! Soapy, you want breast or thigh? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"EHonestly these people who get d*unk
Ya will never see me with a hangover
(Only cause i hide away fa days )xx
Ahem, I have leprosy not a hangover, you have to be nice to me, its the sodding law!!!!
you have absolutely zero chance of sympathy from this lot!!!!!!
I know, mean buggers, I'm gonna go to the next social and infect them all!! Soapy, you want breast or thigh? "
Im a rump man meself xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Um "We were out on the toon last night for Siren's surprise 40th b/day party.
I had 8 pints, 4 double brandies, and a glass of champers and I am soooooooo glad I don't get hangovers!! "
Nobody likes a show off!! Anyway, I can't drink champagne or I rape people, last time I had it a chams, it got very messy in the jacuzzi |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"EHonestly these people who get d*unk
Ya will never see me with a hangover
(Only cause i hide away fa days )xx
Ahem, I have leprosy not a hangover, you have to be nice to me, its the sodding law!!!!
you have absolutely zero chance of sympathy from this lot!!!!!!
I know, mean buggers, I'm gonna go to the next social and infect them all!! Soapy, you want breast or thigh?
Im a rump man meself xx "
Look out. For one of those wide load vans, ill send a cheek over |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"EHonestly these people who get d*unk
Ya will never see me with a hangover
(Only cause i hide away fa days )xx
Ahem, I have leprosy not a hangover, you have to be nice to me, its the sodding law!!!!
you have absolutely zero chance of sympathy from this lot!!!!!!
I know, mean buggers, I'm gonna go to the next social and infect them all!! Soapy, you want breast or thigh?
Im a rump man meself xx
Look out. For one of those wide load vans, ill send a cheek over "
Ive seen ya rump and ya aint half exagerating there pmsl xx |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"We were out on the toon last night for Siren's surprise 40th b/day party.
I had 8 pints, 4 double brandies, and a glass of champers and I am soooooooo glad I don't get hangovers!! "
I had 3 bottle of water and can still barely lift my head lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We were out on the toon last night for Siren's surprise 40th b/day party.
I had 8 pints, 4 double brandies, and a glass of champers and I am soooooooo glad I don't get hangovers!!
Nobody likes a show off!! Anyway, I can't drink champagne or I rape people, last time I had it a chams, it got very messy in the jacuzzi "
It is a constant source of annoyance to Siren. She lives for the day I get a headache from over indulging so she can take the piss - but she'll be waiting forever for that day lol.
I just don't get them regardless of what or how much I drink. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We were out on the toon last night for Siren's surprise 40th b/day party.
I had 8 pints, 4 double brandies, and a glass of champers and I am soooooooo glad I don't get hangovers!!
I had 3 bottle of water and can still barely lift my head lol "
blimey call the school of tropical medicine one with leprosy and one with malaria ..........get well soon (i was born with the sympathy gene and so were you ) thanks ...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We were out on the toon last night for Siren's surprise 40th b/day party.
I had 8 pints, 4 double brandies, and a glass of champers and I am soooooooo glad I don't get hangovers!!
Nobody likes a show off!! Anyway, I can't drink champagne or I rape people, last time I had it a chams, it got very messy in the jacuzzi
It is a constant source of annoyance to Siren. She lives for the day I get a headache from over indulging so she can take the piss - but she'll be waiting forever for that day lol.
I just don't get them regardless of what or how much I drink. "
Dunna get em if i sticks ta voddy
But somtimes i finds it hard just ta stick ta voddy xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"EHonestly these people who get d*unk
Ya will never see me with a hangover
(Only cause i hide away fa days )xx
Ahem, I have leprosy not a hangover, you have to be nice to me, its the sodding law!!!!
you have absolutely zero chance of sympathy from this lot!!!!!!
I know, mean buggers, I'm gonna go to the next social and infect them all!! Soapy, you want breast or thigh?
Im a rump man meself xx
Look out. For one of those wide load vans, ill send a cheek over
Ive seen ya rump and ya aint half exagerating there pmsl xx "
You can't argue with a dying lady, or me!! Did your mother teach you nothing soapy? I've put a Hell of a lot of work ( and maltesers) into my ass and if I say its that big its that big!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"EHonestly these people who get d*unk
Ya will never see me with a hangover
(Only cause i hide away fa days )xx
Ahem, I have leprosy not a hangover, you have to be nice to me, its the sodding law!!!!
you have absolutely zero chance of sympathy from this lot!!!!!!
I know, mean buggers, I'm gonna go to the next social and infect them all!! Soapy, you want breast or thigh?
Im a rump man meself xx
Look out. For one of those wide load vans, ill send a cheek over
Ive seen ya rump and ya aint half exagerating there pmsl xx
You can't argue with a dying lady, or me!! Did your mother teach you nothing soapy? I've put a Hell of a lot of work ( and maltesers) into my ass and if I say its that big its that big!!!! " y
Just re read that, I don't mean I sit here popping maltesers up my ass one by one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"EHonestly these people who get d*unk
Ya will never see me with a hangover
(Only cause i hide away fa days )xx
Ahem, I have leprosy not a hangover, you have to be nice to me, its the sodding law!!!!
you have absolutely zero chance of sympathy from this lot!!!!!!
I know, mean buggers, I'm gonna go to the next social and infect them all!! Soapy, you want breast or thigh?
Im a rump man meself xx
Look out. For one of those wide load vans, ill send a cheek over
Ive seen ya rump and ya aint half exagerating there pmsl xx
You can't argue with a dying lady, or me!! Did your mother teach you nothing soapy? I've put a Hell of a lot of work ( and maltesers) into my ass and if I say its that big its that big!!!! y
Just re read that, I don't mean I sit here popping maltesers up my ass one by one "
dont give those maltesers ad men any ideas !!!! |
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