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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just some random stuff happened last night.
Most of you lot know the last time I had full sex was sept 2014 with that army guy.
Well tonight I'd gone to meet that geezer I'd been talking to for a few weeks, lovely guy but I just didn't fancy him no matter how much I wanted to 
Anyway, got back to my house and as I'd already arranged a sitter I went over my mates. Gets a whatsapp off the army dude (not heard from him since last month, his b.day) just general chit chat, he asked for a picture which often happens, yet this is the pivotal thing, over the last 2 years I've always sent pics and hinted or flat out asked him to come and meet me but nada, this time I said I'll send you some pics but given up asking you to come shag me can't be arsed anymore. Long story short half hour later he's in bed.
Now I dunno who used who but I had lots of orgasms, ate lots of spunk but the weird thing is I don't feel bad or used and not arsed about messaging him or nothing like I normally would've been. Was just like 2 friends cos I get on with him and can talk to him but I'm satisfied and happy that I actually managed to end my dry spell and have sex as a 32 year old before I turn 33 in a couple of days! |
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"Just some random stuff happened last night.
Most of you lot know the last time I had full sex was sept 2014 with that army guy.
Well tonight I'd gone to meet that geezer I'd been talking to for a few weeks, lovely guy but I just didn't fancy him no matter how much I wanted to
Anyway, got back to my house and as I'd already arranged a sitter I went over my mates. Gets a whatsapp off the army dude (not heard from him since last month, his b.day) just general chit chat, he asked for a picture which often happens, yet this is the pivotal thing, over the last 2 years I've always sent pics and hinted or flat out asked him to come and meet me but nada, this time I said I'll send you some pics but given up asking you to come shag me can't be arsed anymore. Long story short half hour later he's in bed.
Now I dunno who used who but I had lots of orgasms, ate lots of spunk but the weird thing is I don't feel bad or used and not arsed about messaging him or nothing like I normally would've been. Was just like 2 friends cos I get on with him and can talk to him but I'm satisfied and happy that I actually managed to end my dry spell and have sex as a 32 year old before I turn 33 in a couple of days! "
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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago
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"Just some random stuff happened last night.
Most of you lot know the last time I had full sex was sept 2014 with that army guy.
Well tonight I'd gone to meet that geezer I'd been talking to for a few weeks, lovely guy but I just didn't fancy him no matter how much I wanted to
Anyway, got back to my house and as I'd already arranged a sitter I went over my mates. Gets a whatsapp off the army dude (not heard from him since last month, his b.day) just general chit chat, he asked for a picture which often happens, yet this is the pivotal thing, over the last 2 years I've always sent pics and hinted or flat out asked him to come and meet me but nada, this time I said I'll send you some pics but given up asking you to come shag me can't be arsed anymore. Long story short half hour later he's in bed.
Now I dunno who used who but I had lots of orgasms, ate lots of spunk but the weird thing is I don't feel bad or used and not arsed about messaging him or nothing like I normally would've been. Was just like 2 friends cos I get on with him and can talk to him but I'm satisfied and happy that I actually managed to end my dry spell and have sex as a 32 year old before I turn 33 in a couple of days! "
All's well that ends well 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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In my bed that was meant to say!
Weird how it was last night he decided to fuck cos I'd already cleaned my house an put fresh bedding on just in case it went well with the other dude. I'd already had a shower and shaved my fanny and started taking my pill 8 days ago to make sure I don't have a period when I go on holiday in a few days.
Before the bareback wankers start having a meltdown, I've known this dude over 2 years, he's been on a few tours during that time and they test all army personnel for std nasties before they go away to make sure nothing hinders them when they're on tour plus he asked if I had slept with anyone unprotected lately and I said he was the last one, I asked him and he said you know you're the only one I don't use anything with and the dudes as good as his word so communication and logic can allow you to have bare back if you aren't crazy silly with it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In my bed that was meant to say!
Weird how it was last night he decided to fuck cos I'd already cleaned my house an put fresh bedding on just in case it went well with the other dude. I'd already had a shower and shaved my fanny and started taking my pill 8 days ago to make sure I don't have a period when I go on holiday in a few days.
Before the bareback wankers start having a meltdown, I've known this dude over 2 years, he's been on a few tours during that time and they test all army personnel for std nasties before they go away to make sure nothing hinders them when they're on tour plus he asked if I had slept with anyone unprotected lately and I said he was the last one, I asked him and he said you know you're the only one I don't use anything with and the dudes as good as his word so communication and logic can allow you to have bare back if you aren't crazy silly with it. "
Fuck who you want, however you want. You don't owe anybody here any explanation. I'm just glad you finally got some lol. Might see a more mellow teabags now haha (doubt that mind)  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Too much drama for a Sunday morning for me.
That said I am curious why you feel the need to justify how you use YOUR body to anyone on here."
No drama here just satisfied and content. You know what they're like on here, mention bb and they're on you like you're stupid. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Da Iawn butt xxx "
Ahh diolch yn fawr!
When this cooked dinner is done this day will be a good day, this beef smell is driving me and the kitten crazy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In my bed that was meant to say!
Weird how it was last night he decided to fuck cos I'd already cleaned my house an put fresh bedding on just in case it went well with the other dude. I'd already had a shower and shaved my fanny and started taking my pill 8 days ago to make sure I don't have a period when I go on holiday in a few days.
Before the bareback wankers start having a meltdown, I've known this dude over 2 years, he's been on a few tours during that time and they test all army personnel for std nasties before they go away to make sure nothing hinders them when they're on tour plus he asked if I had slept with anyone unprotected lately and I said he was the last one, I asked him and he said you know you're the only one I don't use anything with and the dudes as good as his word so communication and logic can allow you to have bare back if you aren't crazy silly with it. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Da Iawn butt xxx
Ahh diolch yn fawr!
When this cooked dinner is done this day will be a good day, this beef smell is driving me and the kitten crazy!"
What time are you planning on eating? ?!  |
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"Da Iawn butt xxx
Ahh diolch yn fawr!
When this cooked dinner is done this day will be a good day, this beef smell is driving me and the kitten crazy!
What time are you planning on eating? ?! "
I was thinking that myself! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Da Iawn butt xxx
Ahh diolch yn fawr!
When this cooked dinner is done this day will be a good day, this beef smell is driving me and the kitten crazy!
What time are you planning on eating? ?! "
Haha about 12, I slow cook the beef all morning and love it and tend to it for a couple of hours then start with the roasties, I don't fuck about with cooked dinners. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good to hear the update on the army dude too, sounds like a good night in the end "
All I did was stop asking him to shag me. Dunno whether it's because it's my birthday in a couple of days and I'm going on holiday in a couple of days but I feel alright. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In my bed that was meant to say!
Weird how it was last night he decided to fuck cos I'd already cleaned my house an put fresh bedding on just in case it went well with the other dude. I'd already had a shower and shaved my fanny and started taking my pill 8 days ago to make sure I don't have a period when I go on holiday in a few days.
Before the bareback wankers start having a meltdown, I've known this dude over 2 years, he's been on a few tours during that time and they test all army personnel for std nasties before they go away to make sure nothing hinders them when they're on tour plus he asked if I had slept with anyone unprotected lately and I said he was the last one, I asked him and he said you know you're the only one I don't use anything with and the dudes as good as his word so communication and logic can allow you to have bare back if you aren't crazy silly with it. "
Just a little bit of info for you teabag....I was in the Army for 22 years and did many tours as you can imagine, but I swear never ever did we get tested for STI before deploying. The whole battalion once had their wisdom teeth removed prior to going to West Belfast to save dental issues. That was in 1990, but never heard of checks for STIs. I think he is spinning you a line there....sorry X
It is not my intention to shit stir just sayin.
PS I would have sent this by PM but I am blocked for being out of your age range |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"In my bed that was meant to say!
Weird how it was last night he decided to fuck cos I'd already cleaned my house an put fresh bedding on just in case it went well with the other dude. I'd already had a shower and shaved my fanny and started taking my pill 8 days ago to make sure I don't have a period when I go on holiday in a few days.
Before the bareback wankers start having a meltdown, I've known this dude over 2 years, he's been on a few tours during that time and they test all army personnel for std nasties before they go away to make sure nothing hinders them when they're on tour plus he asked if I had slept with anyone unprotected lately and I said he was the last one, I asked him and he said you know you're the only one I don't use anything with and the dudes as good as his word so communication and logic can allow you to have bare back if you aren't crazy silly with it.
Just a little bit of info for you teabag....I was in the Army for 22 years and did many tours as you can imagine, but I swear never ever did we get tested for STI before deploying. The whole battalion once had their wisdom teeth removed prior to going to West Belfast to save dental issues. That was in 1990, but never heard of checks for STIs. I think he is spinning you a line there....sorry X
It is not my intention to shit stir just sayin.
PS I would have sent this by PM but I am blocked for being out of your age range "
I didn't get that off him I got that off my friends fiancé who said they ask if anyone is promiscuous and give the tests. Said nothing is ever on time so they could know they're going say in 3 weeks but then it will turn into 6 weeks of waiting then told the next day they're off so usually the people tested would have fucked since their last test anyway but they do test them. Also the anti malaria tabs they take would kill most stds anyway. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In my bed that was meant to say!
Weird how it was last night he decided to fuck cos I'd already cleaned my house an put fresh bedding on just in case it went well with the other dude. I'd already had a shower and shaved my fanny and started taking my pill 8 days ago to make sure I don't have a period when I go on holiday in a few days.
Before the bareback wankers start having a meltdown, I've known this dude over 2 years, he's been on a few tours during that time and they test all army personnel for std nasties before they go away to make sure nothing hinders them when they're on tour plus he asked if I had slept with anyone unprotected lately and I said he was the last one, I asked him and he said you know you're the only one I don't use anything with and the dudes as good as his word so communication and logic can allow you to have bare back if you aren't crazy silly with it.
Just a little bit of info for you teabag....I was in the Army for 22 years and did many tours as you can imagine, but I swear never ever did we get tested for STI before deploying. The whole battalion once had their wisdom teeth removed prior to going to West Belfast to save dental issues. That was in 1990, but never heard of checks for STIs. I think he is spinning you a line there....sorry X
It is not my intention to shit stir just sayin.
PS I would have sent this by PM but I am blocked for being out of your age range
I didn't get that off him I got that off my friends fiancé who said they ask if anyone is promiscuous and give the tests. Said nothing is ever on time so they could know they're going say in 3 weeks but then it will turn into 6 weeks of waiting then told the next day they're off so usually the people tested would have fucked since their last test anyway but they do test them. Also the anti malaria tabs they take would kill most stds anyway. "
Sorry Teabag, but that's just not how it is at all.
And Paludrin the anti malaria tablets they aren't even much good for malaria these days let alone STIs. I promise you hun, they do not get tested like that at any stage. |
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When you stop pestering a man , and show no interest , they then see you as a chase , they like the game and don't like to think they have lost you . So they always come back to you .
It's weird and stupid that we have to play mind games this way with men , but it's the truth ! Men are easy to manipulate if you know how lol
If you want to see him again , then don't text him lol
( ps they only test for hiv if you are being deployed over seas and not anything else unless they request it , personally I wouldn't trust anyone from the military no matter how long I've known them ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you stop pestering a man , and show no interest , they then see you as a chase , they like the game and don't like to think they have lost you . So they always come back to you .
It's weird and stupid that we have to play mind games this way with men , but it's the truth ! Men are easy to manipulate if you know how lol
If you want to see him again , then don't text him lol
( ps they only test for hiv if you are being deployed over seas and not anything else unless they request it , personally I wouldn't trust anyone from the military no matter how long I've known them ) "
They don't even test for HIV  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In my bed that was meant to say!
Weird how it was last night he decided to fuck cos I'd already cleaned my house an put fresh bedding on just in case it went well with the other dude. I'd already had a shower and shaved my fanny and started taking my pill 8 days ago to make sure I don't have a period when I go on holiday in a few days.
Before the bareback wankers start having a meltdown, I've known this dude over 2 years, he's been on a few tours during that time and they test all army personnel for std nasties before they go away to make sure nothing hinders them when they're on tour plus he asked if I had slept with anyone unprotected lately and I said he was the last one, I asked him and he said you know you're the only one I don't use anything with and the dudes as good as his word so communication and logic can allow you to have bare back if you aren't crazy silly with it.
Just a little bit of info for you teabag....I was in the Army for 22 years and did many tours as you can imagine, but I swear never ever did we get tested for STI before deploying. The whole battalion once had their wisdom teeth removed prior to going to West Belfast to save dental issues. That was in 1990, but never heard of checks for STIs. I think he is spinning you a line there....sorry X
It is not my intention to shit stir just sayin.
PS I would have sent this by PM but I am blocked for being out of your age range "
Tests depend on what you do,where you go and where you work.
The list of tests I have every month would baffle most people. My tests include STI's. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you stop pestering a man , and show no interest , they then see you as a chase , they like the game and don't like to think they have lost you . So they always come back to you .
It's weird and stupid that we have to play mind games this way with men , but it's the truth ! Men are easy to manipulate if you know how lol
If you want to see him again , then don't text him lol
( ps they only test for hiv if you are being deployed over seas and not anything else unless they request it , personally I wouldn't trust anyone from the military no matter how long I've known them )
They don't even test for HIV "
As far as I was aware they did , blood test for HIV , cholesterol .
But deffo 100% they don't check for any other stds, |
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"When you stop pestering a man , and show no interest , they then see you as a chase , they like the game and don't like to think they have lost you . So they always come back to you .
It's weird and stupid that we have to play mind games this way with men , but it's the truth ! Men are easy to manipulate if you know how lol
If you want to see him again , then don't text him lol
( ps they only test for hiv if you are being deployed over seas and not anything else unless they request it , personally I wouldn't trust anyone from the military no matter how long I've known them )
They don't even test for HIV "
Its like trusting your dog to guard your chicken dinner on the floor while you nip out to the loo you can tell the dog ten times not to eat it, you come back and your chicken is gone |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"In my bed that was meant to say!
Weird how it was last night he decided to fuck cos I'd already cleaned my house an put fresh bedding on just in case it went well with the other dude. I'd already had a shower and shaved my fanny and started taking my pill 8 days ago to make sure I don't have a period when I go on holiday in a few days.
Before the bareback wankers start having a meltdown, I've known this dude over 2 years, he's been on a few tours during that time and they test all army personnel for std nasties before they go away to make sure nothing hinders them when they're on tour plus he asked if I had slept with anyone unprotected lately and I said he was the last one, I asked him and he said you know you're the only one I don't use anything with and the dudes as good as his word so communication and logic can allow you to have bare back if you aren't crazy silly with it.
Just a little bit of info for you teabag....I was in the Army for 22 years and did many tours as you can imagine, but I swear never ever did we get tested for STI before deploying. The whole battalion once had their wisdom teeth removed prior to going to West Belfast to save dental issues. That was in 1990, but never heard of checks for STIs. I think he is spinning you a line there....sorry X
It is not my intention to shit stir just sayin.
PS I would have sent this by PM but I am blocked for being out of your age range
I didn't get that off him I got that off my friends fiancé who said they ask if anyone is promiscuous and give the tests. Said nothing is ever on time so they could know they're going say in 3 weeks but then it will turn into 6 weeks of waiting then told the next day they're off so usually the people tested would have fucked since their last test anyway but they do test them. Also the anti malaria tabs they take would kill most stds anyway.
Sorry Teabag, but that's just not how it is at all.
And Paludrin the anti malaria tablets they aren't even much good for malaria these days let alone STIs. I promise you hun, they do not get tested like that at any stage. "
I don't really give a shit, this is just something my mates fiancé told me not the geezer I shagged. I know his history and what he's like so I made my decision to fuck him without protection. |
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"When you stop pestering a man , and show no interest , they then see you as a chase , they like the game and don't like to think they have lost you . So they always come back to you .
It's weird and stupid that we have to play mind games this way with men , but it's the truth ! Men are easy to manipulate if you know how lol
If you want to see him again , then don't text him lol
( ps they only test for hiv if you are being deployed over seas and not anything else unless they request it , personally I wouldn't trust anyone from the military no matter how long I've known them )
They don't even test for HIV
Its like trusting your dog to guard your chicken dinner on the floor while you nip out to the loo you can tell the dog ten times not to eat it, you come back and your chicken is gone "
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"Just some random stuff happened last night.
Most of you lot know the last time I had full sex was sept 2014 with that army guy.
Well tonight I'd gone to meet that geezer I'd been talking to for a few weeks, lovely guy but I just didn't fancy him no matter how much I wanted to
Anyway, got back to my house and as I'd already arranged a sitter I went over my mates. Gets a whatsapp off the army dude (not heard from him since last month, his b.day) just general chit chat, he asked for a picture which often happens, yet this is the pivotal thing, over the last 2 years I've always sent pics and hinted or flat out asked him to come and meet me but nada, this time I said I'll send you some pics but given up asking you to come shag me can't be arsed anymore. Long story short half hour later he's in bed.
Now I dunno who used who but I had lots of orgasms, ate lots of spunk but the weird thing is I don't feel bad or used and not arsed about messaging him or nothing like I normally would've been. Was just like 2 friends cos I get on with him and can talk to him but I'm satisfied and happy that I actually managed to end my dry spell and have sex as a 32 year old before I turn 33 in a couple of days! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In my bed that was meant to say!
Weird how it was last night he decided to fuck cos I'd already cleaned my house an put fresh bedding on just in case it went well with the other dude. I'd already had a shower and shaved my fanny and started taking my pill 8 days ago to make sure I don't have a period when I go on holiday in a few days.
Before the bareback wankers start having a meltdown, I've known this dude over 2 years, he's been on a few tours during that time and they test all army personnel for std nasties before they go away to make sure nothing hinders them when they're on tour plus he asked if I had slept with anyone unprotected lately and I said he was the last one, I asked him and he said you know you're the only one I don't use anything with and the dudes as good as his word so communication and logic can allow you to have bare back if you aren't crazy silly with it.
Just a little bit of info for you teabag....I was in the Army for 22 years and did many tours as you can imagine, but I swear never ever did we get tested for STI before deploying. The whole battalion once had their wisdom teeth removed prior to going to West Belfast to save dental issues. That was in 1990, but never heard of checks for STIs. I think he is spinning you a line there....sorry X
It is not my intention to shit stir just sayin.
PS I would have sent this by PM but I am blocked for being out of your age range
I didn't get that off him I got that off my friends fiancé who said they ask if anyone is promiscuous and give the tests. Said nothing is ever on time so they could know they're going say in 3 weeks but then it will turn into 6 weeks of waiting then told the next day they're off so usually the people tested would have fucked since their last test anyway but they do test them. Also the anti malaria tabs they take would kill most stds anyway.
Sorry Teabag, but that's just not how it is at all.
And Paludrin the anti malaria tablets they aren't even much good for malaria these days let alone STIs. I promise you hun, they do not get tested like that at any stage.
I don't really give a shit, this is just something my mates fiancé told me not the geezer I shagged. I know his history and what he's like so I made my decision to fuck him without protection. "
Really no need to get all arsey about it! I only mentioned it out of experience and concern.
You are quite right, free to fuck whoever you want bareback or not. However it's a public forum, and we are free to comment. How you take that is up to you. |
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"Back to the roast dinner.
What's your secret to a great roast potato?? "
Right I buy those red skin bastards for the roasties, peel them and cut them so they're sort of flat so lengthways through the potato. Part boil then so they're still hard but a tiny bit soft in the middle. Drain them and fluff them, put a plate or saucepan lid over the pan and shake them up and down so they aren't smooth potatoes anymore. Then they go in your roasting tray with your meat. I put a tiny bit of goosefat in a small bowl and then dab it over each potato with a pastry brush. Every 10/15 mins I'll open the oven and spoon the fat over the roasties and keep turning them round. |
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"In my bed that was meant to say!
Weird how it was last night he decided to fuck cos I'd already cleaned my house an put fresh bedding on just in case it went well with the other dude. I'd already had a shower and shaved my fanny and started taking my pill 8 days ago to make sure I don't have a period when I go on holiday in a few days.
Before the bareback wankers start having a meltdown, I've known this dude over 2 years, he's been on a few tours during that time and they test all army personnel for std nasties before they go away to make sure nothing hinders them when they're on tour plus he asked if I had slept with anyone unprotected lately and I said he was the last one, I asked him and he said you know you're the only one I don't use anything with and the dudes as good as his word so communication and logic can allow you to have bare back if you aren't crazy silly with it.
Just a little bit of info for you teabag....I was in the Army for 22 years and did many tours as you can imagine, but I swear never ever did we get tested for STI before deploying. The whole battalion once had their wisdom teeth removed prior to going to West Belfast to save dental issues. That was in 1990, but never heard of checks for STIs. I think he is spinning you a line there....sorry X
It is not my intention to shit stir just sayin.
PS I would have sent this by PM but I am blocked for being out of your age range
I didn't get that off him I got that off my friends fiancé who said they ask if anyone is promiscuous and give the tests. Said nothing is ever on time so they could know they're going say in 3 weeks but then it will turn into 6 weeks of waiting then told the next day they're off so usually the people tested would have fucked since their last test anyway but they do test them. Also the anti malaria tabs they take would kill most stds anyway.
Sorry Teabag, but that's just not how it is at all.
And Paludrin the anti malaria tablets they aren't even much good for malaria these days let alone STIs. I promise you hun, they do not get tested like that at any stage.
I don't really give a shit, this is just something my mates fiancé told me not the geezer I shagged. I know his history and what he's like so I made my decision to fuck him without protection.
Really no need to get all arsey about it! I only mentioned it out of experience and concern.
You are quite right, free to fuck whoever you want bareback or not. However it's a public forum, and we are free to comment. How you take that is up to you. "
I'm not getting arsey, this is how I talk, when I write it's as if I'm talking. You didn't have the tests during your time, don't say whether you were married or in a long term relationship during that time so wouldn't have needed them anyway. I know guys that have had tests done before they'd been deployed. My friends finance not long back from Somalia, he had to have tests before and immediately on his return even though he said he only ever sleeps with his partner. |
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"In my bed that was meant to say!
Weird how it was last night he decided to fuck cos I'd already cleaned my house an put fresh bedding on just in case it went well with the other dude. I'd already had a shower and shaved my fanny and started taking my pill 8 days ago to make sure I don't have a period when I go on holiday in a few days.
Before the bareback wankers start having a meltdown, I've known this dude over 2 years, he's been on a few tours during that time and they test all army personnel for std nasties before they go away to make sure nothing hinders them when they're on tour plus he asked if I had slept with anyone unprotected lately and I said he was the last one, I asked him and he said you know you're the only one I don't use anything with and the dudes as good as his word so communication and logic can allow you to have bare back if you aren't crazy silly with it.
Just a little bit of info for you teabag....I was in the Army for 22 years and did many tours as you can imagine, but I swear never ever did we get tested for STI before deploying. The whole battalion once had their wisdom teeth removed prior to going to West Belfast to save dental issues. That was in 1990, but never heard of checks for STIs. I think he is spinning you a line there....sorry X
It is not my intention to shit stir just sayin.
PS I would have sent this by PM but I am blocked for being out of your age range
I didn't get that off him I got that off my friends fiancé who said they ask if anyone is promiscuous and give the tests. Said nothing is ever on time so they could know they're going say in 3 weeks but then it will turn into 6 weeks of waiting then told the next day they're off so usually the people tested would have fucked since their last test anyway but they do test them. Also the anti malaria tabs they take would kill most stds anyway.
Sorry Teabag, but that's just not how it is at all.
And Paludrin the anti malaria tablets they aren't even much good for malaria these days let alone STIs. I promise you hun, they do not get tested like that at any stage.
I don't really give a shit, this is just something my mates fiancé told me not the geezer I shagged. I know his history and what he's like so I made my decision to fuck him without protection.
Really no need to get all arsey about it! I only mentioned it out of experience and concern.
You are quite right, free to fuck whoever you want bareback or not. However it's a public forum, and we are free to comment. How you take that is up to you.
I'm not getting arsey, this is how I talk, when I write it's as if I'm talking. You didn't have the tests during your time, don't say whether you were married or in a long term relationship during that time so wouldn't have needed them anyway. I know guys that have had tests done before they'd been deployed. My friends finance not long back from Somalia, he had to have tests before and immediately on his return even though he said he only ever sleeps with his partner. "
Okay Teabag. Enjoy the rest of your weekend and that by the sounds of it lovely roast dinner which I can almost smell from your description Xx |
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"Just some random stuff happened last night.
Most of you lot know the last time I had full sex was sept 2014 with that army guy.
Well tonight I'd gone to meet that geezer I'd been talking to for a few weeks, lovely guy but I just didn't fancy him no matter how much I wanted to
Anyway, got back to my house and as I'd already arranged a sitter I went over my mates. Gets a whatsapp off the army dude (not heard from him since last month, his b.day) just general chit chat, he asked for a picture which often happens, yet this is the pivotal thing, over the last 2 years I've always sent pics and hinted or flat out asked him to come and meet me but nada, this time I said I'll send you some pics but given up asking you to come shag me can't be arsed anymore. Long story short half hour later he's in bed.
Now I dunno who used who but I had lots of orgasms, ate lots of spunk but the weird thing is I don't feel bad or used and not arsed about messaging him or nothing like I normally would've been. Was just like 2 friends cos I get on with him and can talk to him but I'm satisfied and happy that I actually managed to end my dry spell and have sex as a 32 year old before I turn 33 in a couple of days! "
Really really random question but is he called Steve from Preston my friend at work has had the exact same thing!! |
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So..you horny, he horny, you shag
..all good.
As for the std thing. Whether or not they test I don't know,never been with a guy in the forces but if you believe that they do and you believe that he only fucks you bare then that's all that matters. The only one taking care of your sexual health is you however I will just point out that those tests are only good on the day they are done. |
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over a year ago
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"Back to the roast dinner.
What's your secret to a great roast potato??
Right I buy those red skin bastards for the roasties, peel them and cut them so they're sort of flat so lengthways through the potato. Part boil then so they're still hard but a tiny bit soft in the middle. Drain them and fluff them, put a plate or saucepan lid over the pan and shake them up and down so they aren't smooth potatoes anymore. Then they go in your roasting tray with your meat. I put a tiny bit of goosefat in a small bowl and then dab it over each potato with a pastry brush. Every 10/15 mins I'll open the oven and spoon the fat over the roasties and keep turning them round. "
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Really really random question but is he called Steve from Preston my friend at work has had the exact same thing!! "
Nope, do you think I would shag anyone from Preston, I only fuck with my own people, Welsh through and through. |
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"When you stop pestering a man , and show no interest , they then see you as a chase , they like the game and don't like to think they have lost you . So they always come back to you .
It's weird and stupid that we have to play mind games this way with men , but it's the truth ! Men are easy to manipulate if you know how lol
If you want to see him again , then don't text him lol
( ps they only test for hiv if you are being deployed over seas and not anything else unless they request it , personally I wouldn't trust anyone from the military no matter how long I've known them ) "
Total opposite with me. If someone finds me attractive, they become more attractive to me. If they lose interest so do I. I move on fast, always have done. |
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"Back to the roast dinner.
What's your secret to a great roast potato??
Right I buy those red skin bastards for the roasties, peel them and cut them so they're sort of flat so lengthways through the potato. Part boil then so they're still hard but a tiny bit soft in the middle. Drain them and fluff them, put a plate or saucepan lid over the pan and shake them up and down so they aren't smooth potatoes anymore. Then they go in your roasting tray with your meat. I put a tiny bit of goosefat in a small bowl and then dab it over each potato with a pastry brush. Every 10/15 mins I'll open the oven and spoon the fat over the roasties and keep turning them round. "
Maris Piper taties best, and duck fat seems to be better than goose fat but otherwise good technique, they'll come out lovely those. |
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"In my bed that was meant to say!
Weird how it was last night he decided to fuck cos I'd already cleaned my house an put fresh bedding on just in case it went well with the other dude. I'd already had a shower and shaved my fanny and started taking my pill 8 days ago to make sure I don't have a period when I go on holiday in a few days.
Before the bareback wankers start having a meltdown, I've known this dude over 2 years, he's been on a few tours during that time and they test all army personnel for std nasties before they go away to make sure nothing hinders them when they're on tour plus he asked if I had slept with anyone unprotected lately and I said he was the last one, I asked him and he said you know you're the only one I don't use anything with and the dudes as good as his word so communication and logic can allow you to have bare back if you aren't crazy silly with it.
Just a little bit of info for you teabag....I was in the Army for 22 years and did many tours as you can imagine, but I swear never ever did we get tested for STI before deploying. The whole battalion once had their wisdom teeth removed prior to going to West Belfast to save dental issues. That was in 1990, but never heard of checks for STIs. I think he is spinning you a line there....sorry X
It is not my intention to shit stir just sayin.
PS I would have sent this by PM but I am blocked for being out of your age range
I didn't get that off him I got that off my friends fiancé who said they ask if anyone is promiscuous and give the tests. Said nothing is ever on time so they could know they're going say in 3 weeks but then it will turn into 6 weeks of waiting then told the next day they're off so usually the people tested would have fucked since their last test anyway but they do test them. Also the anti malaria tabs they take would kill most stds anyway.
Sorry Teabag, but that's just not how it is at all.
And Paludrin the anti malaria tablets they aren't even much good for malaria these days let alone STIs. I promise you hun, they do not get tested like that at any stage.
I don't really give a shit, this is just something my mates fiancé told me not the geezer I shagged. I know his history and what he's like so I made my decision to fuck him without protection.
Really no need to get all arsey about it! I only mentioned it out of experience and concern.
You are quite right, free to fuck whoever you want bareback or not. However it's a public forum, and we are free to comment. How you take that is up to you.
I'm not getting arsey, this is how I talk, when I write it's as if I'm talking. You didn't have the tests during your time, don't say whether you were married or in a long term relationship during that time so wouldn't have needed them anyway. I know guys that have had tests done before they'd been deployed. My friends finance not long back from Somalia, he had to have tests before and immediately on his return even though he said he only ever sleeps with his partner. "
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Can I come for the roast? I will bring wine and pudding!
Im not gonna go on about the BB thing I had an ex in the army and he used to get tested, besides it's your body and you had a good time thats all that matters! |
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"In my bed that was meant to say!
Weird how it was last night he decided to fuck cos I'd already cleaned my house an put fresh bedding on just in case it went well with the other dude. I'd already had a shower and shaved my fanny and started taking my pill 8 days ago to make sure I don't have a period when I go on holiday in a few days.
Before the bareback wankers start having a meltdown, I've known this dude over 2 years, he's been on a few tours during that time and they test all army personnel for std nasties before they go away to make sure nothing hinders them when they're on tour plus he asked if I had slept with anyone unprotected lately and I said he was the last one, I asked him and he said you know you're the only one I don't use anything with and the dudes as good as his word so communication and logic can allow you to have bare back if you aren't crazy silly with it. "
I'm guessing he told you they test soldiers for STD's every time they go on tour lol?
He lied.
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"She gave a fuck last night  
I reckon she got one actually.....
and without protection she might be fucked more ways than one! !! "
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"Good to hear the update on the army dude too, sounds like a good night in the end
All I did was stop asking him to shag me. Dunno whether it's because it's my birthday in a couple of days and I'm going on holiday in a couple of days but I feel alright. "
There's your answer. You stopped asking,he thought he had lost his grip on you and came over. |
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I'm guessing he told you they test soldiers for STD's every time they go on tour lol?
He lied.
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No, my friends fiancé told me that.
Why would a geezer need to lie to get me to fuck him when for the last 20 months and 3 weeks since I last fucked him I've basically nagged him to have sex with me. Why would you need to coax or bend the truth or elaborate to get someome to have sex with you when they're already ripping off your clothes and chomping at your bit, literally. It was him questioning me, it's me that like cum inside me, he asked me when the last time I and unprotected sex was and it was with him. He asked me if I was on the pill which coincidently I am because I started taking it 10 days so my period doesn't arrive when I go on holiday. He was taking necessary steps and asking questions to protect himself. Just cos I'm a bird doesn't mean I can be tricked into shagging someone unprotected, I harvest cum, I am the one that convinces guys it's safe to do so not the other way round. |
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You used to be obsessed with him sounds as though you still are sending him pictures and asking him to come fuck you.
You said you told him you couldnt be arsed so maybe he thought well i will see if she does still want me.
But you send you dont care now whether he contacts you so maybe if your laying off him a bit he might come back again.
Ad for bareback its up to you but i wouldnt trust everything a young single soldier tells you |
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"In my bed that was meant to say!
Weird how it was last night he decided to fuck cos I'd already cleaned my house an put fresh bedding on just in case it went well with the other dude. I'd already had a shower and shaved my fanny and started taking my pill 8 days ago to make sure I don't have a period when I go on holiday in a few days.
Before the bareback wankers start having a meltdown, I've known this dude over 2 years, he's been on a few tours during that time and they test all army personnel for std nasties before they go away to make sure nothing hinders them when they're on tour plus he asked if I had slept with anyone unprotected lately and I said he was the last one, I asked him and he said you know you're the only one I don't use anything with and the dudes as good as his word so communication and logic can allow you to have bare back if you aren't crazy silly with it. "
Eh, I think that's what they call great sex !!! |
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"You used to be obsessed with him sounds as though you still are sending him pictures and asking him to come fuck you.
You said you told him you couldnt be arsed so maybe he thought well i will see if she does still want me.
But you send you dont care now whether he contacts you so maybe if your laying off him a bit he might come back again.
Ad for bareback its up to you but i wouldnt trust everything a young single soldier tells you"
Yeah I know, I didn't think I'd be this breezy either. Haven't even got the urge to message him. I never messaged him first though, he seemed to contact in 5 month cycles just asking if I'm ok and still single! I'd initiate a meet and he'd brush off my offers. Didn't ask this time and the shags I had last night/this morning will keep me going for another 20 or so months! I can take it or leave it. |
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I'm guessing he told you they test soldiers for STD's every time they go on tour lol?
He lied.
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No, my friends fiancé told me that.
Why would a geezer need to lie to get me to fuck him when for the last 20 months and 3 weeks since I last fucked him I've basically nagged him to have sex with me. Why would you need to coax or bend the truth or elaborate to get someome to have sex with you when they're already ripping off your clothes and chomping at your bit, literally. It was him questioning me, it's me that like cum inside me, he asked me when the last time I and unprotected sex was and it was with him. He asked me if I was on the pill which coincidently I am because I started taking it 10 days so my period doesn't arrive when I go on holiday. He was taking necessary steps and asking questions to protect himself. Just cos I'm a bird doesn't mean I can be tricked into shagging someone unprotected, I harvest cum, I am the one that convinces guys it's safe to do so not the other way round. "
I have heard of mass screenings, but that's usually after some "barrack princess" has infected large numbers of guys in a unit, and they decide to test everyone (last one I heard of, the young lady in question was the daughter of the GSM!).
Soldiers also have medicals before tours, but they don't check for STD's, although it is common to give blood for random drug testing too just before tours. |
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"In my bed that was meant to say!
Weird how it was last night he decided to fuck cos I'd already cleaned my house an put fresh bedding on just in case it went well with the other dude. I'd already had a shower and shaved my fanny and started taking my pill 8 days ago to make sure I don't have a period when I go on holiday in a few days.
Before the bareback wankers start having a meltdown, I've known this dude over 2 years, he's been on a few tours during that time and they test all army personnel for std nasties before they go away to make sure nothing hinders them when they're on tour plus he asked if I had slept with anyone unprotected lately and I said he was the last one, I asked him and he said you know you're the only one I don't use anything with and the dudes as good as his word so communication and logic can allow you to have bare back if you aren't crazy silly with it.
I'm guessing he told you they test soldiers for STD's every time they go on tour lol?
He lied.
#20yearsinthemilitary
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At last, reinforcements lol Thank you |
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"In my bed that was meant to say!
Weird how it was last night he decided to fuck cos I'd already cleaned my house an put fresh bedding on just in case it went well with the other dude. I'd already had a shower and shaved my fanny and started taking my pill 8 days ago to make sure I don't have a period when I go on holiday in a few days.
Before the bareback wankers start having a meltdown, I've known this dude over 2 years, he's been on a few tours during that time and they test all army personnel for std nasties before they go away to make sure nothing hinders them when they're on tour plus he asked if I had slept with anyone unprotected lately and I said he was the last one, I asked him and he said you know you're the only one I don't use anything with and the dudes as good as his word so communication and logic can allow you to have bare back if you aren't crazy silly with it.
I'm guessing he told you they test soldiers for STD's every time they go on tour lol?
He lied.
#20yearsinthemilitary
At last, reinforcements lol Thank you "
Lol, no worries dude.
Not that it will make any difference, she's determined that he's clean, after all, what squaddie wouldn't wait for two or more years to have sex? |
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Fuck me, get over it, so she had bareback sex with someone. The only two people it affects are the two that did the fucking. If her fanny shrivels up and disappears up herself and comes out of her mouth as a swarm of flies it's her problem. If his dick turns black and looks like a burnt match then that's his problem.
Christ you'd think she'd become case one on a zombie movie, nope, she just got laid. |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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"Just some random stuff happened last night.
Most of you lot know the last time I had full sex was sept 2014 with that army guy.
Well tonight I'd gone to meet that geezer I'd been talking to for a few weeks, lovely guy but I just didn't fancy him no matter how much I wanted to
Anyway, got back to my house and as I'd already arranged a sitter I went over my mates. Gets a whatsapp off the army dude (not heard from him since last month, his b.day) just general chit chat, he asked for a picture which often happens, yet this is the pivotal thing, over the last 2 years I've always sent pics and hinted or flat out asked him to come and meet me but nada, this time I said I'll send you some pics but given up asking you to come shag me can't be arsed anymore. Long story short half hour later he's in bed.
Now I dunno who used who but I had lots of orgasms, ate lots of spunk but the weird thing is I don't feel bad or used and not arsed about messaging him or nothing like I normally would've been. Was just like 2 friends cos I get on with him and can talk to him but I'm satisfied and happy that I actually managed to end my dry spell and have sex as a 32 year old before I turn 33 in a couple of days!
Good on yer "
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"Fuck me, get over it, so she had bareback sex with someone. The only two people it affects are the two that did the fucking. If her fanny shrivels up and disappears up herself and comes out of her mouth as a swarm of flies it's her problem. If his dick turns black and looks like a burnt match then that's his problem.
Christ you'd think she'd become case one on a zombie movie, nope, she just got laid."
Holy fuck, looks like I shoulda read the whole thread again
Why can't people keep their faces outta others personal choices?! |
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I wouldn't even have explained about not using a condom. I like the way people are focusing on him being a soldier. Like none of them care about their sexual health and other men do.
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"In my bed that was meant to say!
Weird how it was last night he decided to fuck cos I'd already cleaned my house an put fresh bedding on just in case it went well with the other dude. I'd already had a shower and shaved my fanny and started taking my pill 8 days ago to make sure I don't have a period when I go on holiday in a few days.
Before the bareback wankers start having a meltdown, I've known this dude over 2 years, he's been on a few tours during that time and they test all army personnel for std nasties before they go away to make sure nothing hinders them when they're on tour plus he asked if I had slept with anyone unprotected lately and I said he was the last one, I asked him and he said you know you're the only one I don't use anything with and the dudes as good as his word so communication and logic can allow you to have bare back if you aren't crazy silly with it.
I'm guessing he told you they test soldiers for STD's every time they go on tour lol?
He lied.
#20yearsinthemilitary
At last, reinforcements lol Thank you
Lol, no worries dude.
Not that it will make any difference, she's determined that he's clean, after all, what squaddie wouldn't wait for two or more years to have sex? "
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"Fuck me, get over it, so she had bareback sex with someone. The only two people it affects are the two that did the fucking. If her fanny shrivels up and disappears up herself and comes out of her mouth as a swarm of flies it's her problem. If his dick turns black and looks like a burnt match then that's his problem.
Christ you'd think she'd become case one on a zombie movie, nope, she just got laid."
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"I wouldn't even have explained about not using a condom. I like the way people are focusing on him being a soldier. Like none of them care about their sexual health and other men do.
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"Good to hear the update on the army dude too, sounds like a good night in the end
All I did was stop asking him to shag me. Dunno whether it's because it's my birthday in a couple of days and I'm going on holiday in a couple of days but I feel alright. "
Men like to do the asking, old fashioned but true in my experience |
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"Fuck me, get over it, so she had bareback sex with someone. The only two people it affects are the two that did the fucking. If her fanny shrivels up and disappears up herself and comes out of her mouth as a swarm of flies it's her problem. If his dick turns black and looks like a burnt match then that's his problem.
Christ you'd think she'd become case one on a zombie movie, nope, she just got laid."
Think she brought it on herself to be honest with her charming delivery and Witty retorts.
Think about it. If a squady had come on here proclaiming to be 100% safe for bareback cos he gets deployed on tours and gets tested each time and he only ever plays bare with one person at a time he'd be ripped seven ways from Sunday but because this is a sexy looking female with good tits and a nice body no one can question her logic? Hmmmmmm
She can fuck who she wants how she wants when she wants but the second she puts out in the open she opens herself up to all of this. |
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"I wouldn't even have explained about not using a condom. I like the way people are focusing on him being a soldier. Like none of them care about their sexual health and other men do.
I think there's a competition to pick out the most irrelevant insinuation in a post and focus on it blindly. "
Everyone knows postmen are the most likely to lie about their sexual health |
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"Fuck me, get over it, so she had bareback sex with someone. The only two people it affects are the two that did the fucking. If her fanny shrivels up and disappears up herself and comes out of her mouth as a swarm of flies it's her problem. If his dick turns black and looks like a burnt match then that's his problem.
Christ you'd think she'd become case one on a zombie movie, nope, she just got laid.
Think she brought it on herself to be honest with her charming delivery and Witty retorts.
Think about it. If a squady had come on here proclaiming to be 100% safe for bareback cos he gets deployed on tours and gets tested each time and he only ever plays bare with one person at a time he'd be ripped seven ways from Sunday but because this is a sexy looking female with good tits and a nice body no one can question her logic? Hmmmmmm
She can fuck who she wants how she wants when she wants but the second she puts out in the open she opens herself up to all of this. "
Ah the old we can be as patronising,rude,sarcastic etc as we like because someone wrote something on a public forum. |
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"Fuck me, get over it, so she had bareback sex with someone. The only two people it affects are the two that did the fucking. If her fanny shrivels up and disappears up herself and comes out of her mouth as a swarm of flies it's her problem. If his dick turns black and looks like a burnt match then that's his problem.
Christ you'd think she'd become case one on a zombie movie, nope, she just got laid.
Think she brought it on herself to be honest with her charming delivery and Witty retorts.
Think about it. If a squady had come on here proclaiming to be 100% safe for bareback cos he gets deployed on tours and gets tested each time and he only ever plays bare with one person at a time he'd be ripped seven ways from Sunday but because this is a sexy looking female with good tits and a nice body no one can question her logic? Hmmmmmm
She can fuck who she wants how she wants when she wants but the second she puts out in the open she opens herself up to all of this. "
So you've decided the only reason I put that is because she's got a nice pair of tits.
She opened herself up to fuck all. She's on her next day buzz from a fantastic fuck and I'm pleased for her because I like her posts and I know she's struggled getting what she wants sexually. I'm delighted for the lass, even though know we'll never meet. |
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"Back to the roast dinner.
What's your secret to a great roast potato??
Right I buy those red skin bastards for the roasties, peel them and cut them so they're sort of flat so lengthways through the potato. Part boil then so they're still hard but a tiny bit soft in the middle. Drain them and fluff them, put a plate or saucepan lid over the pan and shake them up and down so they aren't smooth potatoes anymore. Then they go in your roasting tray with your meat. I put a tiny bit of goosefat in a small bowl and then dab it over each potato with a pastry brush. Every 10/15 mins I'll open the oven and spoon the fat over the roasties and keep turning them round. "
it's all about the fluffing! Best to par boil, shake those babies and leave. It's important to get all the water out.
Now I put some goose fat in a baking tray and bung in oven to heat, then pour that over the potatoes, give them a shuggle and bung in oven... Yummy.
Oh and glad you had a night of hot sweaty sex! Enjoy your birthday, your holiday and life x |
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"She gave a fuck last night
I reckon she got one actually.....
and without protection she might be fucked more ways than one! !!
That's a happy thing to joke about is it "
well you don't give a "fuck " about your own sexual health so..... |
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Leave the girl alone. Gee wizz she had unprotected sex, big deal. Like none of us have ever done it in the past. I'm sure like most of us who has ever done this she will go and get checked out. They are two consenting adults who chose to have unprotected sex. It's not harming any of you is it?????
I can't stand those who are more holier than thou.
Get a life and stop worrying about what others are doing and butt out oh the ops business. |
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".....the op opens up her business for comments when she posts details on an open forum. ...."
Very true but I feel from reading many of her posts over the years that she is very insecure and perhaps looks for support/reassurance in her threads. Good for you OP, never feel you have to justify anything you do in your life to a bunch of strangers, live your life how you want and have fun doing it. |
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".....the op opens up her business for comments when she posts details on an open forum. ....
Very true but I feel from reading many of her posts over the years that she is very insecure and perhaps looks for support/reassurance in her threads. Good for you OP, never feel you have to justify anything you do in your life to a bunch of strangers, live your life how you want and have fun doing it."
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"She gave a fuck last night
I reckon she got one actually.....
and without protection she might be fucked more ways than one! !!
That's a happy thing to joke about is it
well you don't give a "fuck " about your own sexual health so....."
Someone in the non swinging world who has a monogamous relationship would probably jump down from their high horse and say the exact same thing about you, just because you use condoms doesn't mean you're safe and all that malarkey...levels of judgement, same difference.
Her choice how she plays and who with, the bareback aspect was the choice of two people who fucked each other, neither of them will be fucking you, so you don't need to panic about it. |
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Jeeez some of you people do get side tracked and hung up on stuff.
What she is trying to say is that after all these years of pestering him to meet her she can finally fuck him and think it was great without getting all the old obsessive feelings back, well done I say
P.S. none of you know this man, you might be doing a lovely guy a great disservice by painting him as STI riddled soldier |
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"Fuck me, get over it, so she had bareback sex with someone. The only two people it affects are the two that did the fucking. If her fanny shrivels up and disappears up herself and comes out of her mouth as a swarm of flies it's her problem. If his dick turns black and looks like a burnt match then that's his problem.
Christ you'd think she'd become case one on a zombie movie, nope, she just got laid.
Think she brought it on herself to be honest with her charming delivery and Witty retorts.
Think about it. If a squady had come on here proclaiming to be 100% safe for bareback cos he gets deployed on tours and gets tested each time and he only ever plays bare with one person at a time he'd be ripped seven ways from Sunday but because this is a sexy looking female with good tits and a nice body no one can question her logic? Hmmmmmm
She can fuck who she wants how she wants when she wants but the second she puts out in the open she opens herself up to all of this.
So you've decided the only reason I put that is because she's got a nice pair of tits.
She opened herself up to fuck all. She's on her next day buzz from a fantastic fuck and I'm pleased for her because I like her posts and I know she's struggled getting what she wants sexually. I'm delighted for the lass, even though know we'll never meet."
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"Fuck me, get over it, so she had bareback sex with someone. The only two people it affects are the two that did the fucking. If her fanny shrivels up and disappears up herself and comes out of her mouth as a swarm of flies it's her problem. If his dick turns black and looks like a burnt match then that's his problem.
Christ you'd think she'd become case one on a zombie movie, nope, she just got laid.
Think she brought it on herself to be honest with her charming delivery and Witty retorts.
Think about it. If a squady had come on here proclaiming to be 100% safe for bareback cos he gets deployed on tours and gets tested each time and he only ever plays bare with one person at a time he'd be ripped seven ways from Sunday but because this is a sexy looking female with good tits and a nice body no one can question her logic? Hmmmmmm
She can fuck who she wants how she wants when she wants but the second she puts out in the open she opens herself up to all of this. "
personally i dont care who fucks who and how
if somebody wants a 10 man gang bang crack on
we are all adult, we know the risks, if we are prepaired to take them thats our buisness and nobody elses
but i have to agree
had a guy come on here claiming to have met a woman and fucked her bare you'd be able to hear the clicks of the block buttoms form here |
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" she's determined that he's clean, after all, what squaddie wouldn't wait for two or more years to have sex? "
Where did I say he hadn't sex for 2 years? I said I hadn't had sex for almost 2 years, sept 2014 was the last time and just happened to be with him. June 2015 I had all clear results from a full std screening including bloods as I had to wait longer for those to be tested. I've not shagged anyone during that time but have stuck my tongue up someone's arse, that was unprotected too I didn't have a condom on my tongue. |
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" she's determined that he's clean, after all, what squaddie wouldn't wait for two or more years to have sex?
Where did I say he hadn't sex for 2 years? I said I hadn't had sex for almost 2 years, sept 2014 was the last time and just happened to be with him. June 2015 I had all clear results from a full std screening including bloods as I had to wait longer for those to be tested. I've not shagged anyone during that time but have stuck my tongue up someone's arse, that was unprotected too I didn't have a condom on my tongue. "
thats it
unprotected rimming
now your just taking the piss |
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"She gave a fuck last night
I reckon she got one actually.....
and without protection she might be fucked more ways than one! !!
That's a happy thing to joke about is it
well you don't give a "fuck " about your own sexual health so....."
Do you let men give you unprotected oral? Do you know the sexual health status of every man you have had sex with in the last year? Do you check that a man has disinfected his fingers and cock before they go inside any of your orifices,possibly after they have been inside another woman? |
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"She gave a fuck last night
I reckon she got one actually.....
and without protection she might be fucked more ways than one! !!
That's a happy thing to joke about is it
well you don't give a "fuck " about your own sexual health so.....
Do you let men give you unprotected oral? Do you know the sexual health status of every man you have had sex with in the last year? Do you check that a man has disinfected his fingers and cock before they go inside any of your orifices,possibly after they have been inside another woman?"
...and she smokes |
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" she's determined that he's clean, after all, what squaddie wouldn't wait for two or more years to have sex?
Where did I say he hadn't sex for 2 years? I said I hadn't had sex for almost 2 years, sept 2014 was the last time and just happened to be with him. June 2015 I had all clear results from a full std screening including bloods as I had to wait longer for those to be tested. I've not shagged anyone during that time but have stuck my tongue up someone's arse, that was unprotected too I didn't have a condom on my tongue.
thats it
unprotected rimming
now your just taking the piss "
I know! Jesus wept. Haven't had sex for almost 2 years, not as if I'm out on the raz every cowing night. If people want to be nit picky ball aches then who really is the safest, me shagging one guy once in a blue moon who I know enough to ask questions and someone, who I feel having known him, wouldn't lie to me, he was there condom in hand ready to go. Or would it be someone who has sex using condoms with multiple people every week, gang bangs whilst double dipping and oral without jonnys. The real answer is neither of us because you can only really protect yourself by not having sex with anyone ever. |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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leaving the barebacking out of the equation as that's not my business.
The OP has shared her journey with this guys over the last few years and if she has got herself to a place that she can fuck him, he fuck her and she sends him on his way without any hurt, hope it sparks a relationship or anything that can cause her pain.... that is a great thing and good for her.
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"Back to the roast dinner.
What's your secret to a great roast potato??
Right I buy those red skin bastards for the roasties, peel them and cut them so they're sort of flat so lengthways through the potato. Part boil then so they're still hard but a tiny bit soft in the middle. Drain them and fluff them, put a plate or saucepan lid over the pan and shake them up and down so they aren't smooth potatoes anymore. Then they go in your roasting tray with your meat. I put a tiny bit of goosefat in a small bowl and then dab it over each potato with a pastry brush. Every 10/15 mins I'll open the oven and spoon the fat over the roasties and keep turning them round.
Maris Piper taties best, and duck fat seems to be better than goose fat but otherwise good technique, they'll come out lovely those. "
You're all wrong. A good bit of BEEF dripping does the job on the crispness and flavour front. |
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"Good to hear the update on the army dude too, sounds like a good night in the end
All I did was stop asking him to shag me. Dunno whether it's because it's my birthday in a couple of days and I'm going on holiday in a couple of days but I feel alright.
There's your answer. You stopped asking,he thought he had lost his grip on you and came over. "
I can't fathom why everyone is dumbfounded..... He shagged her cos he wanted a shag.
No other reason.
He's not arsed if she offers or not. It was convenient for him last night.
Glad you enjoyed it O.P. xx |
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"Back to the roast dinner.
What's your secret to a great roast potato??
Right I buy those red skin bastards for the roasties, peel them and cut them so they're sort of flat so lengthways through the potato. Part boil then so they're still hard but a tiny bit soft in the middle. Drain them and fluff them, put a plate or saucepan lid over the pan and shake them up and down so they aren't smooth potatoes anymore. Then they go in your roasting tray with your meat. I put a tiny bit of goosefat in a small bowl and then dab it over each potato with a pastry brush. Every 10/15 mins I'll open the oven and spoon the fat over the roasties and keep turning them round. "
Taking note ....next time i do roasties |
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"In my bed that was meant to say!
Weird how it was last night he decided to fuck cos I'd already cleaned my house an put fresh bedding on just in case it went well with the other dude. I'd already had a shower and shaved my fanny and started taking my pill 8 days ago to make sure I don't have a period when I go on holiday in a few days.
Before the bareback wankers start having a meltdown, I've known this dude over 2 years, he's been on a few tours during that time and they test all army personnel for std nasties before they go away to make sure nothing hinders them when they're on tour plus he asked if I had slept with anyone unprotected lately and I said he was the last one, I asked him and he said you know you're the only one I don't use anything with and the dudes as good as his word so communication and logic can allow you to have bare back if you aren't crazy silly with it.
I'm guessing he told you they test soldiers for STD's every time they go on tour lol?
He lied.
#20yearsinthemilitary
At last, reinforcements lol Thank you "
They don't automatically check for anything as a general rule apart from random drug testing. The only time I knew of compulsory STI checking was prior to coming back to the UK from Belize. That was mainly due to the local whorehouse being right outside the main gate and the local girls 'moonlighting' on camp. They had an STI Sgt on station, specifically there to test the girls on a weekly basis at Raul's Rose Garden and to deal with any out-break of whatever on camp. No one with anything was allowed home, it had to be all cleat. However, the reverse is not true.
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"In my bed that was meant to say!
Weird how it was last night he decided to fuck cos I'd already cleaned my house an put fresh bedding on just in case it went well with the other dude. I'd already had a shower and shaved my fanny and started taking my pill 8 days ago to make sure I don't have a period when I go on holiday in a few days.
Before the bareback wankers start having a meltdown, I've known this dude over 2 years, he's been on a few tours during that time and they test all army personnel for std nasties before they go away to make sure nothing hinders them when they're on tour plus he asked if I had slept with anyone unprotected lately and I said he was the last one, I asked him and he said you know you're the only one I don't use anything with and the dudes as good as his word so communication and logic can allow you to have bare back if you aren't crazy silly with it. "
Cant fault ya
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This is true and it probably work with most men. I met a girl 15 years ago whilst away training, we had a fling and went our separate ways for 12 years, both married and divorced in that time, met up again, had a relationship for over 3 years, she was head over heels in love with me, I was rather I different because she was the girl I had a fling with and I didn't want my ex knowing if looked her up. The girlfriend got fed up of waiting for me, told me she wanted a break until I could give her what she wanted and the very minute she broke up with me it hit me like a ton of bricks that I was in love with her. Still am but I've let her slip thru my fingers. Men really do like the chase, we don't like things handed to us on a plate. I'd say keep this guy at arms length and don't show too much interest and I guarantee you he will do the chasing.  |
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"Just some random stuff happened last night.
Most of you lot know the last time I had full sex was sept 2014 with that army guy.
Well tonight I'd gone to meet that geezer I'd been talking to for a few weeks, lovely guy but I just didn't fancy him no matter how much I wanted to
Anyway, got back to my house and as I'd already arranged a sitter I went over my mates. Gets a whatsapp off the army dude (not heard from him since last month, his b.day) just general chit chat, he asked for a picture which often happens, yet this is the pivotal thing, over the last 2 years I've always sent pics and hinted or flat out asked him to come and meet me but nada, this time I said I'll send you some pics but given up asking you to come shag me can't be arsed anymore. Long story short half hour later he's in bed.
Now I dunno who used who but I had lots of orgasms, ate lots of spunk but the weird thing is I don't feel bad or used and not arsed about messaging him or nothing like I normally would've been. Was just like 2 friends cos I get on with him and can talk to him but I'm satisfied and happy that I actually managed to end my dry spell and have sex as a 32 year old before I turn 33 in a couple of days!
Yayyyyyyy!!!! "
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"This is true and it probably work with most men. I met a girl 15 years ago whilst away training, we had a fling and went our separate ways for 12 years, both married and divorced in that time, met up again, had a relationship for over 3 years, she was head over heels in love with me, I was rather I different because she was the girl I had a fling with and I didn't want my ex knowing if looked her up. The girlfriend got fed up of waiting for me, told me she wanted a break until I could give her what she wanted and the very minute she broke up with me it hit me like a ton of bricks that I was in love with her. Still am but I've let her slip thru my fingers. Men really do like the chase, we don't like things handed to us on a plate. I'd say keep this guy at arms length and don't show too much interest and I guarantee
you he will do the chasing. "
Can't you get in touch with her again and see where she's at? Seems a shame to not try. |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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To the OP...about bloody time ! Glad you enjoyed.
BB is an adults choice and and I would never have justified myself on the forum over it....but I wouldn't believe everything anyone said who was after getting in your drawers....and goose fat is yuk on roasties |
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"This is true and it probably work with most men. I met a girl 15 years ago whilst away training, we had a fling and went our separate ways for 12 years, both married and divorced in that time, met up again, had a relationship for over 3 years, she was head over heels in love with me, I was rather I different because she was the girl I had a fling with and I didn't want my ex knowing if looked her up. The girlfriend got fed up of waiting for me, told me she wanted a break until I could give her what she wanted and the very minute she broke up with me it hit me like a ton of bricks that I was in love with her. Still am but I've let her slip thru my fingers. Men really do like the chase, we don't like things handed to us on a plate. I'd say keep this guy at arms length and don't show too much interest and I guarantee
you he will do the chasing.
Can't you get in touch with her again and see where she's at? Seems a shame to not try. "
I've tried my best, too little too late apparently, you only know what you've got when you lose it don't you, such a shame. |
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over a year ago
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"and goose fat is yuk on roasties
Thank you! It's duck fat people!
Beef dripping is for Yorkshire Puds.
I am hungry now"
Me too and fancying a roast. I have none of the stuff for a roast. |
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An open forum will always attract many opinions of both positive and negative. Just don't bite and get involved with the negative ones because no matter what you say, you will never win that part battle.
Glad to hear that you had a good end to what started off as a frustrating weekend .
Happy for you.
It's my birthday in 3 weeks time, wonder if ill manage anything joyous happening for my 40th
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"An open forum will always attract many opinions of both positive and negative. Just don't bite and get involved with the negative ones because no matter what you say, you will never win that part battle.
Glad to hear that you had a good end to what started off as a frustrating weekend .
Happy for you.
It's my birthday in 3 weeks time, wonder if ill manage anything joyous happening for my 40th
xx"
Arrange something then! I'm not trying to be funny but if you don't do it who will? You will achieve nothing by being a martyr. Go out, have fun, celebrate |
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Omg Teabags!!
Only you could start a thread & it evolves like this
My fab motto is ~ do what you want to do but if you make it public be prepared for the backlash.
Actually that probably only applies to men, women get away with practically everything & anything |
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