After my days of being ill a very good "friend" of mine has just messaged me not knowing im ill and called me "The sexpot of Rutland" didnt want to spoil the illusion by telling him cant open my mouth, cant brush my teeth dressing gown and socks on hair a mess and generally looking a bag of shit lol |
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"After my days of being ill a very good "friend" of mine has just messaged me not knowing im ill and called me "The sexpot of Rutland" didnt want to spoil the illusion by telling him cant open my mouth, cant brush my teeth dressing gown and socks on hair a mess and generally looking a bag of shit lol"
Blimey cant open me mouth is a first fa you xx  |
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"After my days of being ill a very good "friend" of mine has just messaged me not knowing im ill and called me "The sexpot of Rutland" didnt want to spoil the illusion by telling him cant open my mouth, cant brush my teeth dressing gown and socks on hair a mess and generally looking a bag of shit lol
Blimey cant open me mouth is a first fa you xx "
I can still type fuck off though  |
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"After my days of being ill a very good "friend" of mine has just messaged me not knowing im ill and called me "The sexpot of Rutland" didnt want to spoil the illusion by telling him cant open my mouth, cant brush my teeth dressing gown and socks on hair a mess and generally looking a bag of shit lol"
Sounds like you are all dressed up ready for a meet lol!!! xx
*runs for life* |
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"After my days of being ill a very good "friend" of mine has just messaged me not knowing im ill and called me "The sexpot of Rutland" didnt want to spoil the illusion by telling him cant open my mouth, cant brush my teeth dressing gown and socks on hair a mess and generally looking a bag of shit lol
Sounds like you are all dressed up ready for a meet lol!!! xx
*runs for life*"
My name is karen not wendy lol
*double runs for life* |
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"After my days of being ill a very good "friend" of mine has just messaged me not knowing im ill and called me "The sexpot of Rutland" didnt want to spoil the illusion by telling him cant open my mouth, cant brush my teeth dressing gown and socks on hair a mess and generally looking a bag of shit lol
Blimey cant open me mouth is a first fa you xx
I can still type fuck off though "
Been on any car parks recently dear??
Poetic justice comes to mind xx  |
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"After my days of being ill a very good "friend" of mine has just messaged me not knowing im ill and called me "The sexpot of Rutland" didnt want to spoil the illusion by telling him cant open my mouth, cant brush my teeth dressing gown and socks on hair a mess and generally looking a bag of shit lol
Blimey cant open me mouth is a first fa you xx
I can still type fuck off though
Been on any car parks recently dear??
Poetic justice comes to mind xx "
I can assure you i will be fit and well beach party day, so get your running shoes on |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
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"After my days of being ill a very good "friend" of mine has just messaged me not knowing im ill and called me "The sexpot of Rutland" didnt want to spoil the illusion by telling him cant open my mouth, cant brush my teeth dressing gown and socks on hair a mess and generally looking a bag of shit lol
Blimey cant open me mouth is a first fa you xx
I can still type fuck off though "
Its like the messages you get saying 'I bet youre wearing something sexy...'.
Yeah right - fleecy dressing gown, ugg boot-stylie slippers and a face mask  |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"After my days of being ill a very good "friend" of mine has just messaged me not knowing im ill and called me "The sexpot of Rutland" didnt want to spoil the illusion by telling him cant open my mouth, cant brush my teeth dressing gown and socks on hair a mess and generally looking a bag of shit lol
Sounds like you are all dressed up ready for a meet lol!!! xx
*runs for life*
OI Bitch!!!!!! At least I've got a proper illness, you've just got a mangey mooth!!!!
My name is karen not wendy lol
*double runs for life*"
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"After my days of being ill a very good "friend" of mine has just messaged me not knowing im ill and called me "The sexpot of Rutland" didnt want to spoil the illusion by telling him cant open my mouth, cant brush my teeth dressing gown and socks on hair a mess and generally looking a bag of shit lol
Sounds like you are all dressed up ready for a meet lol!!! xx
*runs for life*
OI Bitch!!!!!! At least I've got a proper illness, you've just got a mangey mooth!!!!
My name is karen not wendy lol
*double runs for life*"
Fuck me you recovered quick then. Do you have a bell that rings if someone mentions your name lolol |
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Its like the messages you get saying 'I bet youre wearing something sexy...'.
Yeah right - fleecy dressing gown, ugg boot-stylie slippers and a face mask "
or the ones that ask "what you wearing?" and you think...seriously, you don't want to know.
get well soon K xx |
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Its like the messages you get saying 'I bet youre wearing something sexy...'.
Yeah right - fleecy dressing gown, ugg boot-stylie slippers and a face mask
or the ones that ask "what you wearing?" and you think...seriously, you don't want to know.
get well soon K xx"
That makes me howl, like your sitting there in basque stockings and heels just waiting for someone to message you asking lol |
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That makes me howl, like your sitting there in basque stockings and heels just waiting for someone to message you asking lol"
totally, like the pm's you get saying "i love women that wear stockings"..ok, but i don't live in them...and did you actually read the profile or just go for the money shot? |
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That makes me howl, like your sitting there in basque stockings and heels just waiting for someone to message you asking lol
totally, like the pm's you get saying "i love women that wear stockings"..ok, but i don't live in them...and did you actually read the profile or just go for the money shot?"
The best has to be what colour knickers you wearing. Like that is going to make so much difference to who i am as a person lol |
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That makes me howl, like your sitting there in basque stockings and heels just waiting for someone to message you asking lol
totally, like the pm's you get saying "i love women that wear stockings"..ok, but i don't live in them...and did you actually read the profile or just go for the money shot?
The best has to be what colour knickers you wearing. Like that is going to make so much difference to who i am as a person lol"
i bet somewhere someone has written a little dit that tells you a womans personality based on the colour knickers she's wearing any given day
like
white = hands off
red = hands on
grey = time of the month
....off to google...what's the chances? |
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one better...a site that takes that idea seriously!
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6: Purple is known to heighten your intuition. It is similar to blue in that it offers comfort and calm. A great colour for meditation. |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
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i bet somewhere someone has written a little dit that tells you a womans personality based on the colour knickers she's wearing any given day
like
white = hands off
red = hands on
grey = time of the month
....off to google...what's the chances?"
pretty good Id say... |
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"lmao, i can honestly say the colour of my knickers has never changed my mood lol. Maybe i will have to get some yellow ones and try it lol"
most folk would just think you pee'd yourself hahaha |
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"lmao, i can honestly say the colour of my knickers has never changed my mood lol. Maybe i will have to get some yellow ones and try it lol
most folk would just think you pee'd yourself hahaha"
lol, ive never had a yellow pair of knickers. Think i would make them sunshine yellow.
I got a lovely green and blue sort of tartan set thats really bright. Wonder what will happen crossing blue and green together lol |
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