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Unexplainable beyond science

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

How the hell has been shrinking my clothes? Nothing fits around the waist anymore.

Aliens?

By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

's ...I'm blaming the

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its not aliens,

You are probably just swallowing a lot more spiders then the average person while sleeping

By *arksMan over a year ago

in the centre

Mr. Kipling ?

By *eavenscentitCouple over a year ago

barnstaple

Are you expecting?

By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

Washing machine on the fritz and cleaning stuff at the wrong temperature?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Falling off or can't get the button done up?

My clothes are getting baggy

By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Chocolate makes your clothes shrink

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Calories, they're tiny little critters than come round at night and sew your clothes tighter

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Fuck sake - guess it's time to finally get a gym membership.

I miss my invincible youth.